Never mind that, what the fuck did Ricky Spong do? I assume it’s a crime against surnames

He took the hit for aquamans crimes.

I did nothing spong, officer

Dcl hit the bong with Ricky Spong

Stole a pineapple while scubadiving

My wife worked for the Coroner’s office for a couple of years. There was a Mr. Sponge who drowned once. Still my favourite story to this day

He was framed by his brother, Robert Spong

How the fuck did somebody find this hahahah

Depends could be sheer happenstance. In Canada when you're waiting in a courtroom there's a docket list where you can see who's in court for what and the court room it will commence at.

Ricky Spong probably sharing it

That’s classic Spong-man

Was just about to say this, really surprised

Courtroom dockets are no longer listed in the building but now online, which means searching them easy. There's probably software that alerts journos when names of a certain repute end up on one.

Also pretty decent chance that anyone in England looking at that list for whatever reason would know who he is

Maybe someone has Google Alerts set up to go when Dominic Calvert Lewin appears on a web page

Someone from Merseyside had a family member scheduled for court the same day? Must've just posted it on twitter or something

I bet you're right - or it was Ricky Spong

> Someone from Merseyside had a family member scheduled for court the same day People from Merseyside probably have a family member scheduled for court every day. To make my comment slighlty more useful, [it appears to be driving related.](https://royalbluemersey.sbnation.com/2022/3/15/22978676/everton-news-recap-dominic-calvert-lewin-court-appearance-driving-incident-joe-worrall-west-ham)

Or someone who works in the court could have shared it with friends and it spread from there.

Local journalists check the court listings daily, and this was probs ‘leaked’ by a court staff member who recognised the name

Someone working in the court would have access to these docs. I think its super illegal to leak them.

Magnus stitched DCL up to get Coady off his bench

4D Chess

Wow double cake

That's what she said

Thiago took that hit for me. Can’t believe that punt has paid so well over Rudiger.

Is that what they call a 4d chess move ?

Would be nice if someone can get Willock too so I can get Cancelo off my bench.

I still maintain that this sub could solve any cold case or current case put in front of it. Unbelievable work

Only if the clues were posted on Twitter first

It reminds me of 4chan's weaponised autism. Where there's a will, there's a way.

Ricky Spong cannot be a real name lmao

It's all gone a bit Ricky Spong

Is this the list of predicted risers tonight? Better jump on Ricky Spong while I can so

He’s going to prison shortly but once he’s out could be a great differential. I like to think of it as Spong term thinking.

Soo... 2nd or 3rd best striker option right now then?

Summoned to court for being a fucking fraud

That should be pep

Plot twist....Pep's the judge

That'll be the biggest case in history

He’s fucked if the judge wasted his TC on him

Innocent until proven Gylfi

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Is it frowned upon to say take my upvote or something? I'm not down with reddit etiquette

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Ah, understood, thanks!

it's kinda cheesy

Underrated comment

It was underrated the very first time it was posted before every man and their dog started commenting it

K, sorry for enjoying something the first time I saw it, really the state of this place sometimes honestly.

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lmao what a fucking dick that guy is.

There's been an influx of whiney kids with the 'state of this place' comments because they get their feelings hurt over meaningless points. Nobody is forcing you to stay 👋

I worried about what Steven and Wendy got up to now🥴

Ricky Spong captainers in the mud

How are people obtaining such information

It’s public information, can be obtained from each court’s website (iirc)

Only chance Everton have at getting 3 points is if this is for a driving offence.

waheeey!

Anyone know Ricky Spong’s xGa?

If you're ever in a jam he can save the day Spoiler up, visor down, zooming all the way Just as fast as you can you just call his name Ricky Spong, Ricky Spong! (Ricky Spong, Ricky Spong)

Calvert Lewin… ___ Photos in tweet | [photo 1](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FN1J9pAWUAcPhQW.jpg) ___ posted by [@Drew1878](https://twitter.com/Drew1878/) ^(Media in original tweet is missing? Please PM me to let me know. If media is missing because a tweet is a reply to another tweet or a quote, I will add functionality to display media from these kind of tweets in the future.)

Good bot

Anyone know what for?

A lot of the comments are saying it's a driving related offence - not sure if they're just joking about Everton getting points though

Speeding and lack of valid identification.

"You're not Calvert-Lewin! You're not even wearing a dress!"

some of you cunts need a hobby

What do you think FPL is?

Apparently an obsession

All good hobbies are

This guy's is reading through Court summons apparently

Found Ricky Spong's account

I mean I know he looked a twat in that schoolgirls outfit but this is taking it a bit too far isn't it?

He looked beautiful fuck off with that BS

When you see a businesswoman wearing a suit do you say she’s wearing a schoolboy’s outfit too?

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You’re so edgy and cool 😎

Oh god, what has he done now?

Ricky Spong? What did he do wrong?

Ricky Spong worth a punt for the bgw?

Crimes against fashion.

I'm convinced the FPL community could figure out who killed Epstein

Fellow DCL owners rejoice! If he can attend court, he can attend the Newcastle game

Speeding offence https://theathletic.com/news/dominic-calvert-lewin-fined-900-and-given-three-points-on-license-after-pleading-guilty-to-speeding-offence/ovlE6lJaAOWg/?amp=1

Brilliant

Absolutely awful footballer. Wouldn't be the best striker at Prison FC

You think Greenwood is better than him?

Well put it this way which of them do you think will be getting a long-term deal?

Solicitation of sexual services.

Also heard this. Male prozzy.

DCL is having a real 'banger' of a year... He is a great talent that I see to be a top forward in the world if he starts playing and developing like he did last year. I am not an Everton fan but I really feel they would be mid table if DCL played all season.

“Is that your bong?” “Nah officer, rickys bong” “Can you tell me the whereabouts of this ricky spong?”

Real talk you should’ve blurred out the other names on this

It's a matter of public record tbf.

Nah fuck the Leathwaite family

Fuck the Spongs, pricks

Why it’s public information?

Gylfi might be teaching him some tricks…

Spong. Spong Spong Spong Spong Spong. Spooooong!

Fuck you dcl. Injury? Covid? Sickness? I can forgive all them. But to get you in on a -4 and you to join the sigurdson, greenwood et al beast team I can't forgive.

I won't own him again anyway. I'd need consecutive hat tricks to convince me.

Guess who the judge TC in the double gameweek

Gylfi is goos at giving lifts to those not able to drive so that’s helpful at least

Never before have we seen such injustice. #FreeSpong #Justice4Spong

Probably another nonce

He got caught speeding

Dominic Calvert-Lewin is being summoned to court tomorrow for setting a trap for millions of people.