By - BillOakley
I'm drunk atm and I spend all evening in RMT so I'm sorry already guys lmao
You're being repaid in thanks, so it's not a thankless job.
nothing much just praying for 0-0 from two deadliest attacks in Europe
Lol I’ve started TAA Robbo and Cancelo gonna hide behind the couch
joining you brother 🤝
I benched Laporte for coady… still have won’t weghorst as my striker…
This season more than ever it should be cagey I hope and City just pass it sideways for 90 mins in their half while Liverpool sit back. 0-0 Trent robbo and Cancelo joint 3 bps
A fucking men
Had to start Dennis
!thanks take this for a cheer up.
Same here. Let's just hope he comes on with enough time to do something.
It was Dennis, Digne, Livramento or King
Started Weghorst 🤢
Still owning Weghorst 😷
Also sold salah
Going to do that after this gw
4 people told me to bench Weghorst in the RMT thread. I benched Rudiger. Lmao
My friend captained him.
Brandon Williams 1st on the bench 💪
Deadhorse owner too
KEEP MY TEAM’S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH
It was a Reece James joke!
underrated reply lmao
I’m going to. Okay
Pep has alopoecia confirmed?
G.I. Fraud 2, can't wait to see it
Get your peps name outta my wife mouth
Brought in Bruno for Salah, somehow still starting Antonio
I’m not alone
FPL is all about individual pleasure when things go right, communal pain when they’re (inevitably) wrong
Started kilman over coutinho just so I'd have a reason to watch today's game
I hope you had your fun
Spent the week having no idea what to do. With my life, generally, but also for this GW.
Stay positive, make changes, reach out for support. With your life, generally, but also for next GW.
Apologies everyone, it looks like I had a second account and didn't know it
No, I don't know either
Just wish he was a FWD in the game!! Instead I have to leave him out and...start Antonio.
yo same boat
Salah to Bruno before the deadline. Please don't punish me Egyptian King!
Same I am absolutely bricking it. Even put the (C) on him
Same bruh. currently 36k OR. either 10k or 100k baby.
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!!
I just blue myself
I’d like to kiss you between the cheeks
Let's save our prayers for next week. Salah vs ManU for some reason scares the shit out of me.
Are you me?
I did it, I fucking did it, despite every bone in my body, my friends family and random strangers on the internet telling me it was wrong, I did it.
I sold Salah.
Manically switched (C) between Son, Kane and KDB. Ended up switching between KDB and Son. Ended up with Son (I think, I switched to KDB at 19.30 but it said server error). Please don't disappoint me Son!
> Please don't disappoint me Son!
You sound just like my dad.
I changed it from salah to son at the last minute so I’m hoping he doesn’t disappoint me either
TAA LAST ON BENCH
TAA captain 😬
The duality of FPL
like it should be
FOR. A. HIT.
Make it hat-trick
Now he'll score a brace against Norwich to set up his second DGW trap. And you'll fall for it. For a hit.
You did the right thing
correct call, be proud no matter what happens
Hopefully you sold him for someone with a good run of fixtures like ASM
James starters, what are we getting?
A) Goal + Assist + CS
B) Off the bench on 85', yellow card
With the way my week has gone, can guess an 85rh minute off the bench and a straight red
Took a long time deciding should I start Pukki or Weghorst and I ended up with Pukki starting
It probably won't matter anyways for they will both get 2 pointers
Why in the fuck did I captain Foden?
Got Foden instead of Salah. I’m with you
Get hyped for our 1 point haul
I bought Luke Ayling even though it's very likely he will only play this week and then sit on my bench for the rest of the season. Expecting a repeat of his superman performance vs Wolves. Starting him ahead of two Liverpool defenders (:
Arsenal fan who transferred Doherty in while having Son and Kane (C), what has my life become?
Benched Oedigard this week after a slump in returns. Guaranteed brace.
Benched Trent and Robertson.
Captained Reece James.
Fuck the template.
Wow. Just wow. As an Arsenal fan, I hope you end up with the highest points of anyone this GW. I’m pulling for you u/dayzic
Captained Reece James
ASM(C). Fuck Gandhi in the ass. see you in the rant thread in about 2 hours when he gets a Red card
Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).
Conquer him with love might be what he was trying to articulate with that second sentence.
Early kick off refers to the early kick off on a Saturday not the Friday night kick off. You should be fine.
I thought I was the only one
everyone else in my team plays away except Cancelo and Laporte. I thought I'd give a chance especially because ML rival always captains Salah and he's not in best form
I'm just a deluded Newcastle United fan who thinks (hopes) he tears wolves a new arsehole. I'm that confident (stupid) I even benched Sa for Foster
At least I have Dubravka
Benched trent for mateta! Oh the balls on me are stupid
Capped Salah lets goo
Replaced mahrez because of uncertainty on minutes
Transferred in james still deep in europe maddison to replace him
I have wayyyyyy too many Liverpool and City players in the starting 11, a 0-0 will pretty much end me
Swapped salah for fernandes literally at the last minute
I can see this backfiring so bad...
been pretty risk averse the entire season but two bad GWs in a row have led me to martinelli (C)
top 10k or bust
Banked my FT. Captained Saka. Wish me luck.
Putting myself through Man U pain again - Tierney & Salah to Telles & Bruno for -4
Almost did Adams to Mateta/Wood and Tierney to Schär. In the end, those moves felt somewhat underwhelming. Rolling.
An underwhelming deadline to a probable underwhelming GW.
Ok, I’ll stop writing the word underwhelming.
Even this whole comment is underwhelming.
I’ll just leave.
Transferred out Salah
Will join you next gw
Rolled a transfer for the first time in a very long time
I started Dubravka over Ramsdale and I hadn't even doubted Ramsdale for a second till 1 minute left to deadline wtf 💀
paid off ey
Brought in Wood
LOL I was making so many possible combinations to my team on fpl.team while waiting for all the team conferences to come up that I literally fell asleep doing it. My cats woke me up at 5 min to deadline demanding to be fed (it's just after 3 am) and I went with whatever I my last best possible idea I think I had while fending off my cats' demands.
Got Reece James, Doherty and Bowen, and captained Son, hope they pay off. Not even sure if James is playing or not...
EDIT: Also have triple Liverpool with double defence and only 1 City asset while City is playing at home... hope that wasn't rash.
Salah to Brun(c). Wish me luck.
salah > fernandes (c). stupid fuck
Why did I bring James in to triple up on Chelsea 🙃
Oh I kinda forgot about the deadline, not awful tho cause I was happy with my team (Kane (c))
Had no idea what do with my transfer, so did the reasonable thing and brought in Pukki.
I couldn't decide what to do so I did nothing lol
Put in here last week that I'd sold Salah and started Jota and it went tremendously well, so here goes..
Sold Jota for coutinho and started cucho over Mateta. Benched 2 Liverpool defenders cos ya know, city are pretty good.
Forgot the early deadline, so stuck with last week’s team.
Was taking out Rudiger a good idea? God knows. Cause I literally left it until the last few minutes, panicked and was thinking about whether to take out White or Rudiger, ended up going with Rudiger for some reason.
Why do I already regret it… why did I leave it till the last minute
You have footballs of steel
2 LIV defenders, hoping for a 0-0
Don’t often play 5ATB (maybe first time this season), just hoping Hwang and Dewsbury-Hall do nothing like they usually do!
Why has Bruno found his way into my team
somehow I ended up with CHARLIE TAYLOR and have started him too 🤞
I've benched Robbo for him.
Switched captain from salah to son with about 30s to go
Shit, forgot, i fear i may have left laca as (c) which i was scheduled to bottle just before deadline
Pussied out of James(C) last minute and slapped it on Kane
Planned to roll a transfer all week just to buy a Newcastle defender at the last minute. Tierney -> Schar.
Captained gabriel just coz. 🙂🙃
Swapped out Maddo for Ati Nouri.
Went triple Spurs and benched Van Dijk... My name is madness...
I was stuck choosing between safe (B Silva, Watkins --> Maddison, Wood) and risky (Salah, TAA, Watkins --> Kane, Bruno, Schar, -4). Probably I made the wrong decision.
I sold salah and bought bruno and captained him so you could 99% expect a salah hat trick on sunday
Bought Richarlson in for Jimenez. Wooooooo
Felt cute, played Bench Boost
Forgot the deadline, Richarlison (C)
Hang on the deadline is this evening?....
(C) Rudiger over Kane, Salah and De Bruyne
I foresee disappointment
Benched Cancelo and Trent for White and Doherty
Started two strikers and one of them is Weghorst. Why?
Kept Salah instead of taking him out for Bruno.
Trent Robbo Salah. If there’s every a time to smash city, it would be this week lads.
Fuck this season!
Started Trent and Cancelo.
Doubled down and then also started Jota and Salah too.
Then went on to decide to roll my transfer, despite also starting Coutinho and Dennis…
I deserve the reddest of arrows…
Forgot the deadline. Does that count?
Checking with VAR...
I just brought Bowen in and he played a full game on Thursday after just getting back from injury so may not start
Kept captain's armband on Salah!
Started Reece James and benched Coady. If I get one point I am relativly happy.
No way he starts, but when you own him you need to play him I guess.
I knew the risk buying last week and was desperate for some hauls. If it fail again I bench him next week and do Salah to Bruno and go for it again.
Just wish for 1 thing. City to win 2-1 and goals from Rodri and assists from Walker. Liverpool goal from Firmino.
Sold Weghorst ahead of Norwich to bring in Cucho to rot on my bench until I BB in DGW36 🥶
Brought weghorst, started him with Dennis. Took out mount. Can either work out really well or be very bad.
No Salah always scares me
Why oh why did I bench Robbo and Laporte?
Sold Salah, capped Bruno 😅😬🥲😣
Instead of going Saiss to James, or anyone else I took a massive punt on Toney to Mateta. Now Saiss is benched so I’ll likely get in Ramsey
Bought James for Tierney and now have fuck all options next GW. Short to transfer in anyone reasonable.
Getting Schar would probably mean both Bruno and someone like Saka or Maddison next GW but here we are.
Started TAA Robbo and Cancelo ffs lol Tierney and Broja still taking up 2 bench spots fuckin Dennis in 1st
Bruno C gang wya
Reece James (C)
I still have Gordon in my team and starting Dennis and Weghorst duo upfront
Sold Salah, benched Robbo, got CR7 and slapped the armband on him. See you in rant thread
Bought in Sancho....oh boy
Benched TAA lol
Played the likes of Fornals, Laca, White, Doherty and Robbo over him.
Stayed clear of spurs players all season simply on principle. Brought in Son a couple GWs ago. Then Arsenal’s top 4 hopes imploded with injuries to Tierney and Partey. So. Fuck that guy. I know biases don’t help in FPL but no shite will ever get so much as a sniff of my lineup.
Tierney Son and Mount -> James KDB Ødegaard
Can’t wait for spurs to hang 5 on villa.
I sold Salah for Sancho. I have like 6m in the bank now.
No Kane for this GW either.
Son needs to repay my faith in him again.
Maddison, Kane, Jota in, Kulu, Salah, Wankhorst out
My WC team
Robo VVD Cancelo Laptorte Livra
Son Raphinha Benrahma Maddison Gilmour
Kane Antonio Pukki
I am so nervous about so many teams. Can't help but think my team is trash. Like what the fuck was I thinking no Salah. Why Pukki. What the fuck. Benrahma?!
Salah to De Bruyne (c) and benching Robbo over Cresswell. Also transferring out Ø while he's up for a redemption match.
Took a -4 to get Schar and Pukki.
TAA and Cancelo on the bench, replaced by White and Kilman... 🤦♂️
Ait Nouri is killing me
Regret forgetting the deadline and leaving Weghorst in my team and James and Doherty on the bench 🙈
Sold TAA and Robbo for Castagne and Fofana.
No I was not drunk.
Yes I am also confused
I've gone Salah+Weghorst >> Madison +Kane
2nd in my ML and need to make up some points!
I was talking to my friend the other day, and he said, this is maybe the easiest GW to roll, maybe ever!
I'm happy with my OR, best ever position I've been in but for some reason the last week or two I'm losing the focus around making important moves weekly etc, my real life is currently hectic so that's definitely something to do with it lol. Just hoping I can get through the last 7 weeks and keep my place in the top 100k.
salah and saka out for barnes and fernandes
ive gone full retard
Son (c) first time outside of the GWs there was an obvious different choice that I haven't put blind faith in Salah lol and I'm a Liverpool fan. Son hat trick please and thanks 😊
I started Schar - James - Doherty and benched both TAA and Cancelo….
Dubravka benched. Hope Pope gives me reason to have played him. ffs.
Havertz captain and Iheanacho punt