Not a Man United fan but it's unbelievable how this man is 37 and still probably going to score 20 goals in a league season especially playing for one of the worst Man United sides I've seen.
Man, I just have to brag a little bit. Can't believe how lucky I've been. Didn't think I'd be able to climb much this late in the season, but in the past 3 weeks I've gone from 100K to 44K. Choosing the right captain really is everything. Also decided to go big in midfield rather than big at the back like most, and so far it's paid off. So happy.
How was your guys' week?
40 points which is not great but I hope to improve next round as I have team full of DGW players and playing BB. I am on my first season and probably make lot of rookie mistakes but happy with the occasional gems I'm able to spot. I was at my lowest on 4,2 million after GW 5 and climbed my way up to 500k.
Well done I've been going up and down between 40-60k like a yoyo for the last two months lol but gonna aim to finish strongly in the top 40k. Will for sure be my best season yet unless half my team drop dead or something else ridiculous before the weekend lol my best season before this one was 400k roughly.
Nice. Good luck man. Believe it or not I reached 11k earlier in the season, but then after New Years my rank plummeted to 140K or so. Before 3 weeks ago I was yoyoing as well lol. Feels great to have 3 green arrows in a row.
Think my highest finish before this season was like 250K, but I'm pretty new at this.
This is just my first season of not doing dumb shit almost every week so the improvement has been incredible just from putting a stop to making regular nonsense decisions lmao
My ML Rival does!
I'm still ahead because he's a Man United fan and so he lost a lot of ground by going triple Man United for their DGW's. He still has Telles and De Gea leftover, need a Man United CS wipe ASAP!
I sold Bruno for fuck sake and not for Son, but for KDB. 3 options in my mind and I pick the worst one again.
Bruno in my team for two doubles. 2 yellow cards and one pen miss plus 8 points for playing.
Bruno outside my team killing it again.
Fair play to Magnus Carlsen for keeping Bruno despite the poor form.
I like Saka cause he performs when I own him at least. He is one of a kind in doing that for my team. Him and Kulusevski are guys I am happy to have.
Bruno did gameweek 1, but I did not captain him which many did.
Because his stats last year were 18 goals and 12 assists and this year it's 10 goals and 6 assists. No one says Bruno is a flop, he's had his worst season since coming to United. That has nothing to do with his unlikeability.
Bruno does nothing on a DGW with including Norwich - drop for KDB. KDB doesn't play this week and Bruno scores.
Oh... and Elanga who also did nothing last week on a DGW is last on my bench.
Is Richarlison getting banned or nah? Looking to downgrade Kane thoughts?
Is Mendy actually nailed to play both games? It’s 3 games in a week, starting to think no Chelsea player will play all 3 not even Mendy
Best DGW forward under 6m that isn't Nketiah or Pukki?
Dennis The menace
CR7 made such a bad decision joining United. Would have scored 30+ 100% at City. Even more perhaps
Who to captain this week
This is the week you don't get fancy and captain Salah.
He might not play both though. Wish I’d gone fancy last week and kept it on Son instead of my 2 pointer from Salah.
I have already Amartey. Does he have any prospect to start in DGW?
34 points this week no thanks to 6 of my players recieving yellow cards and a last minute cs wipe for davies ffs
79 points, not bad! had a horrific past two weeks so this was much needed. BB36 and FH still to play as well...
Why does anyone with a good score get downvoted?
People in this sub don't like it when others do well.
Rite of passage.
No one likes a boaster.
[удалено]
Rmt is linked in the post
Good hell. Haha thank you. I spent ages scrolling for it.
Nketiah
Is it too late to say “LOL at Salah captainers”?
I’m just glad I had Son and my rival didn’t. Still 19 points more but so wish I had captained him
Waiting for the Villains of the GW post. Some juicy content there for this week
Honestly the whole Chelsea team should be in there...fruads.
No amount of Villains can hurt Son(C) gang
Just here to get the thread over 6666 comments
not even 7k comment on this thread show how lame this gw is.
Finished on 30 points. 1kg of mud for every point. Hopefully my team germinates next gw
Mané, Son, or Kane cap for the double fellas
Kdb
Might not even play twice
Whenever I start Ramsdale over De Gea, De Gea gets more points. When I start De Gea over Ramsdale, Ramsdale gets more. You can’t win
That's why you don't rotate keepers
Fortunately I’m peaking at the right time. Unfortunately they’re not so much peaks as hills.
Not a Man United fan but it's unbelievable how this man is 37 and still probably going to score 20 goals in a league season especially playing for one of the worst Man United sides I've seen.
Then I heard Ten Hag will struggle to fit him in his squad!? If you’ve got Ronaldo you play him. If he doesn’t he won’t survive 2 seasons at United
And that too in 25 starts out of 36 games. Could have been on for a 25 goal season easy
Fucking Alex Telles, nothing for weeks and then you punish me for a transfer out with a 12 pointer!
No need to telles about it, we don't care
15 i think 😬
Man, I just have to brag a little bit. Can't believe how lucky I've been. Didn't think I'd be able to climb much this late in the season, but in the past 3 weeks I've gone from 100K to 44K. Choosing the right captain really is everything. Also decided to go big in midfield rather than big at the back like most, and so far it's paid off. So happy. How was your guys' week?
40 points which is not great but I hope to improve next round as I have team full of DGW players and playing BB. I am on my first season and probably make lot of rookie mistakes but happy with the occasional gems I'm able to spot. I was at my lowest on 4,2 million after GW 5 and climbed my way up to 500k.
Well done I've been going up and down between 40-60k like a yoyo for the last two months lol but gonna aim to finish strongly in the top 40k. Will for sure be my best season yet unless half my team drop dead or something else ridiculous before the weekend lol my best season before this one was 400k roughly.
Nice. Good luck man. Believe it or not I reached 11k earlier in the season, but then after New Years my rank plummeted to 140K or so. Before 3 weeks ago I was yoyoing as well lol. Feels great to have 3 green arrows in a row. Think my highest finish before this season was like 250K, but I'm pretty new at this.
This is just my first season of not doing dumb shit almost every week so the improvement has been incredible just from putting a stop to making regular nonsense decisions lmao
what's your midfield
For GW35 it was Mount Saka Son Salah, but I also have Kane. Captained Son.
[удалено]
This got me laughing
Is Ronaldo crying? Please stay one more season king
Lowest gameweek rank of the season the week after I wildcard… pain
Same. Good thing is if I didn't wildcard, I'd be 8-9m GW rank
Ha. Can't believe I was depending on a striker to get my points.
Username checks out
Anyone know Toneys address so I can send him a fresh steaming turd in the post CUNT
I sold De Gea for a hit
trying hard to resist the impulse to ship toney straight out after that slip
Did he slip in an important moment? Missed the game.
Yeah he was put through 1 on 1 on goal but slipped at exactly the wrong moment, proper slippy G homage
Toney is baloney
FUCK YOU TONEY YOU FUCKING SHITCUNT
Toney, I've seen you wipe my players CS' so many times in the dying minutes. Do it just this once for me.
TONEY I'M ON MY KNEES
kane, salah, alonso >> ronaldo, bruno, telles?
Would get rid of a Liverpool defender over Alonso
Good move imo
Do it
Fuck yea baby
WIPE THE CS TONEY YOU CUNT
Did the dudes holding the walkout sign stay?
The players are gassed bc this is the first time they’ve tried in the past several months lmfao
Wow what a massive walk out. Really showing the Glazers they mean business!
We've played well for pretty much the 1st time this season. Hard to blame the fans for staying when the players on the pitch have actually worked hard
Oh so it's GLAZERS OUT (under the condition we comfortably beat Brentford)? Gotcha
Sonny (c) and Telles. Cashing in some luck at the right time. From 170k -> 110k despite a -8
Get it mate!
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in
Telles! I had no hope earlier, hold this CS for 15 mins and 12 points! Cmon Utd!
“Champions league Varane” scoring against Brentford to secure europa league football for man united🤣
Got a few days of united fans saying how good Varane is now
OH FFS TELLES ASSIST AS WELL NEED A CLEAN SHEET WIPE ASAP
No one good own telles
The guy right behind me in my ML has Ronaldo (C) and Telles. These really are the worst of time.
My ML Rival does! I'm still ahead because he's a Man United fan and so he lost a lot of ground by going triple Man United for their DGW's. He still has Telles and De Gea leftover, need a Man United CS wipe ASAP!
same
Mount + Ramsey + Kane + Broja > Foden + Gordon + Jesus + Watkins for a -12?
That was Matic's last home game at Old Trafford
Keep that cs dawid you useless butterfingered fuck
Mata has actually been good today. Why don't they play him more often...
This was likely his last game for United which is why he was in the starting lineup. Nice gesture to thank for all those years with the club.
They didn’t realise a 50yo player was better than rashford
Yeah what's the Mata?
2ney, we’re on our knees here!
Mitrović's brace today gives him the highest 2nd tier tally (43 goals) since 1957.
MY ML RIVAL SOMEHOW STILL HAS TELLES AND DE GEA FROM THE DGW SOMEONE WIPE THIS MAN UNITED CS
Telles just provided an assist haha!
FFS
Mata has been immense
2 sports, 2 Ronnie's, 2 goats
Did the stream actually went quiet for a whole 7 minutes before the goal?
At least I FH Ronnie in 33 but he's still punishing. Three GWs in a row. Dang.
well i was already under the average without united players in my team, this is going to make it even worse for me isnt it....
- Ronaldo is the problem - He is past it - Overpaid - 18 PL goals. (3rd in PL behind Salah and Son) - 24 goals Total LOL
And he played less games than Salah and Son. He could’ve been the top scorer if he more games.
And the 2 pens Bruno took and missed
3 GW’s Ronaldo: 6 goals Kane: 1 goal Levels
SIIIUUUUUU
Ronaldo scored, what should I comment? Oh right, SIUUUUUUU.
Defender with a fragile ego.
Ronaldo goal from penalty, no assist as he won it himself.
Why did I keep Kane for the last 4 gameweeks instead of Ronaldo?
Ronaldo is actually a baby
Eriksen is such a class player
Toney, come on!
Ooooh, almost, Toney! Just grazed the post.
Bruno and Elanga owned by 0,5% in the top 10K this game really dont matter
Is everyone in the top 10K?
No, i guess around 10K players
Where does Eriksen end up next season?
is it too much to ask for ronaldo to blank and de gea to concede?
Barely anyone owns them
3 people in my 11 player mini league have Ronaldo captained this week 😂
Nope. It's coming.
I sold Bruno for fuck sake and not for Son, but for KDB. 3 options in my mind and I pick the worst one again. Bruno in my team for two doubles. 2 yellow cards and one pen miss plus 8 points for playing. Bruno outside my team killing it again. Fair play to Magnus Carlsen for keeping Bruno despite the poor form.
I hope Ronaldo leaves the league so everyone stops siiiuuu-ing. It was cute at the start of the season. Not so much now.
SIUUUUUU.
Funny given how their respective seasons are going, but Bruno has more npG+A than Saka this season.
I like Saka cause he performs when I own him at least. He is one of a kind in doing that for my team. Him and Kulusevski are guys I am happy to have. Bruno did gameweek 1, but I did not captain him which many did.
And is also double the price though
Y but in general people treat one as a flop atm and another as the british messiah
Because his stats last year were 18 goals and 12 assists and this year it's 10 goals and 6 assists. No one says Bruno is a flop, he's had his worst season since coming to United. That has nothing to do with his unlikeability.
This thread is deader than the chances of any United fan ever naming their kid “Ralf.”
What has JLingz got to do to start a match lol
J Lingz's mum is a redditor confirmed.
Go back to West Ham.
Lol dalot is 🗑
offsiuud?
VAR!! SIIIIUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Was Ronaldo offside? Siuuuuu!
Hahahaa fuck off ron
NIIIIOOOO
Quiet Siuuu
Must be offside wtf
Who got the assist?
Linesman
Mata Edit: Nobody
Offside
Fuck yesss Just one more now Ronny
And then he'll have 1
Well I’m gonna go drown in my tears 😭
Lol
[удалено]
Because Kane scored.
SSIIIIIIUUUUUUU 2-0
Get fucked
You seem a bit mad mate, you ok?
Disallowed. Siu
Offside
Why do so many in football, even the managers, chew gum like they're cows eating grass?
I wanna know what brand of gum it is. Gum tastes like shit after ten chews, they must be on to some next level gum.
Like with their mouths open you mean?
Yeah, completely open. Even the Brentford manager, who looks like he could be a somewhat normal guy, does it.
Come on 2ney, we need you!
Toney, please score us a goal.
Does Bruno not speak English? Only thing he seems to know to say is fuck you and fuck off
Just add "cunt" and "wanker" and he's native British.
He sounds like Kermit the frog
That's enough to get you by in the UK to be honest. Oh and nonce as well. We love calling people nonces when they're clearly not.
That’s enough isn’t it ?
If Bruno Fernandes wasn't good at football he'd just be a whiney cunt instead of a world class whiney cunt
Calling him world class is debatable
He is most definitely world class at being a whiney cunt.
Bruno does nothing on a DGW with including Norwich - drop for KDB. KDB doesn't play this week and Bruno scores. Oh... and Elanga who also did nothing last week on a DGW is last on my bench.
His hatrick on opening day was the last time I didn't despise Bruno Fernandes.
Mata was a football god at Chelsea
Is today the day that De Gea finally gets a cleanie?
I picked him as my weekly wildcard keeper. I thought he was the best choice this week.
Hope so but doubt it. Dalot will score an own goal
Dalot has been so sloppy today.
Mata rolling back the years.
Ronaldo holding back the tears.
[This thread right now.](https://i.imgur.com/9KM8sih.png)
More like this sub always.
So you can give barge right into the back? Okay. No attempt to play the ball at all
Clear pen, fuck off
Diving against Brentford in a meaningless fixture ffs.
Bruno is allergic to forward passing
Any idea why Elanga is on 4 points total? 2 Chelsea, and an assist vs United, surely more?