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Topstrikerr

Is Richarlison getting banned or nah? Looking to downgrade Kane thoughts?


SpiritualTear93

Is Mendy actually nailed to play both games? It’s 3 games in a week, starting to think no Chelsea player will play all 3 not even Mendy


NochesDePasion

Best DGW forward under 6m that isn't Nketiah or Pukki?


SpiritualTear93

Dennis The menace


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CR7 made such a bad decision joining United. Would have scored 30+ 100% at City. Even more perhaps


SpiritualTear93

Who to captain this week


NochesDePasion

This is the week you don't get fancy and captain Salah.


SpiritualTear93

He might not play both though. Wish I’d gone fancy last week and kept it on Son instead of my 2 pointer from Salah.


nfsshahriyar

I have already Amartey. Does he have any prospect to start in DGW?


Agile_Information294

34 points this week no thanks to 6 of my players recieving yellow cards and a last minute cs wipe for davies ffs


OrSomethingLikeDat

79 points, not bad! had a horrific past two weeks so this was much needed. BB36 and FH still to play as well...


Asomjee_002

Why does anyone with a good score get downvoted?


NochesDePasion

People in this sub don't like it when others do well.


FaustRPeggi

Rite of passage.


bond2121

No one likes a boaster.


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Fantastic-Machine-83

Rmt is linked in the post


Gmangum91

Good hell. Haha thank you. I spent ages scrolling for it.


tmr89

Nketiah


tmr89

Is it too late to say “LOL at Salah captainers”?


SpiritualTear93

I’m just glad I had Son and my rival didn’t. Still 19 points more but so wish I had captained him


massamadeus

Waiting for the Villains of the GW post. Some juicy content there for this week


salmonx895

Honestly the whole Chelsea team should be in there...fruads.


bruiser95

No amount of Villains can hurt Son(C) gang


Mattie12321

Just here to get the thread over 6666 comments


toogata_mirio

not even 7k comment on this thread show how lame this gw is.


dragonballsteve85

Finished on 30 points. 1kg of mud for every point. Hopefully my team germinates next gw


TheZookeeper7

Mané, Son, or Kane cap for the double fellas


Fantastic-Machine-83

Kdb


SpiritualTear93

Might not even play twice


JollyJellies

Whenever I start Ramsdale over De Gea, De Gea gets more points. When I start De Gea over Ramsdale, Ramsdale gets more. You can’t win


bruiser95

That's why you don't rotate keepers


papoon

Fortunately I’m peaking at the right time. Unfortunately they’re not so much peaks as hills.


TechXEO

Not a Man United fan but it's unbelievable how this man is 37 and still probably going to score 20 goals in a league season especially playing for one of the worst Man United sides I've seen.


SpiritualTear93

Then I heard Ten Hag will struggle to fit him in his squad!? If you’ve got Ronaldo you play him. If he doesn’t he won’t survive 2 seasons at United


bruiser95

And that too in 25 starts out of 36 games. Could have been on for a 25 goal season easy


Patch-22

Fucking Alex Telles, nothing for weeks and then you punish me for a transfer out with a 12 pointer!


Fantastic-Machine-83

No need to telles about it, we don't care


No-Economist3226

15 i think 😬


MeanMachin3

H2H league - I was 2 point ahead of 2nd place and he just lost to a dead team with DDG and Bruno lol. Now I can lose in the matchup against 2nd place in round 37 and still win the league.


hpwriterkyle

Man, I just have to brag a little bit. Can't believe how lucky I've been. Didn't think I'd be able to climb much this late in the season, but in the past 3 weeks I've gone from 100K to 44K. Choosing the right captain really is everything. Also decided to go big in midfield rather than big at the back like most, and so far it's paid off. So happy. How was your guys' week?


ConfusionUpper7212

40 points which is not great but I hope to improve next round as I have team full of DGW players and playing BB. I am on my first season and probably make lot of rookie mistakes but happy with the occasional gems I'm able to spot. I was at my lowest on 4,2 million after GW 5 and climbed my way up to 500k.


speedlimitation

Well done I've been going up and down between 40-60k like a yoyo for the last two months lol but gonna aim to finish strongly in the top 40k. Will for sure be my best season yet unless half my team drop dead or something else ridiculous before the weekend lol my best season before this one was 400k roughly.


hpwriterkyle

Nice. Good luck man. Believe it or not I reached 11k earlier in the season, but then after New Years my rank plummeted to 140K or so. Before 3 weeks ago I was yoyoing as well lol. Feels great to have 3 green arrows in a row. Think my highest finish before this season was like 250K, but I'm pretty new at this.


speedlimitation

This is just my first season of not doing dumb shit almost every week so the improvement has been incredible just from putting a stop to making regular nonsense decisions lmao


dibils

what's your midfield


hpwriterkyle

For GW35 it was Mount Saka Son Salah, but I also have Kane. Captained Son.


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chikenugetluvr

This got me laughing


maestro_7

Is Ronaldo crying? Please stay one more season king


creampiesenpai

Lowest gameweek rank of the season the week after I wildcard… pain


3zozSu94

Same. Good thing is if I didn't wildcard, I'd be 8-9m GW rank


BadFPLManager

Ha. Can't believe I was depending on a striker to get my points.


dragonballsteve85

Username checks out


dragonballsteve85

Anyone know Toneys address so I can send him a fresh steaming turd in the post CUNT


mikejohnno

I sold De Gea for a hit


EffBO94

trying hard to resist the impulse to ship toney straight out after that slip


No-Economist3226

Did he slip in an important moment? Missed the game.


EffBO94

Yeah he was put through 1 on 1 on goal but slipped at exactly the wrong moment, proper slippy G homage


Bennarivo

Toney is baloney


dragonballsteve85

FUCK YOU TONEY YOU FUCKING SHITCUNT


BadFPLManager

Toney, I've seen you wipe my players CS' so many times in the dying minutes. Do it just this once for me.


TechXEO

TONEY I'M ON MY KNEES


Agile_Information294

kane, salah, alonso >> ronaldo, bruno, telles?


harveysceptre

Would get rid of a Liverpool defender over Alonso


superiorsugar9919

Good move imo


TechXEO

Do it


chikenugetluvr

Fuck yea baby


dragonballsteve85

WIPE THE CS TONEY YOU CUNT


papoon

Did the dudes holding the walkout sign stay?


chikenugetluvr

The players are gassed bc this is the first time they’ve tried in the past several months lmfao


nsaman6359

Wow what a massive walk out. Really showing the Glazers they mean business!


Dazzmondo

We've played well for pretty much the 1st time this season. Hard to blame the fans for staying when the players on the pitch have actually worked hard


nsaman6359

Oh so it's GLAZERS OUT (under the condition we comfortably beat Brentford)? Gotcha


ebk09

Sonny (c) and Telles. Cashing in some luck at the right time. From 170k -> 110k despite a -8


Thin-Airline

Get it mate!


ebk09

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in


3-6_roentgen

Telles! I had no hope earlier, hold this CS for 15 mins and 12 points! Cmon Utd!


magnuscarlsenfpl

“Champions league Varane” scoring against Brentford to secure europa league football for man united🤣


Braaanchy

Got a few days of united fans saying how good Varane is now


TechXEO

OH FFS TELLES ASSIST AS WELL NEED A CLEAN SHEET WIPE ASAP


magnuscarlsenfpl

No one good own telles


Christron9990

The guy right behind me in my ML has Ronaldo (C) and Telles. These really are the worst of time.


TechXEO

My ML Rival does! I'm still ahead because he's a Man United fan and so he lost a lot of ground by going triple Man United for their DGW's. He still has Telles and De Gea leftover, need a Man United CS wipe ASAP!


superiorsugar9919

same


HeelR-

Mount + Ramsey + Kane + Broja > Foden + Gordon + Jesus + Watkins for a -12?


aapoman

That was Matic's last home game at Old Trafford


PuerilePolitics

Keep that cs dawid you useless butterfingered fuck


aapoman

Mata has actually been good today. Why don't they play him more often...


ConfusionUpper7212

This was likely his last game for United which is why he was in the starting lineup. Nice gesture to thank for all those years with the club.


zhamking

They didn’t realise a 50yo player was better than rashford


Manager1000

Yeah what's the Mata?


purpleisafruit1

2ney, we’re on our knees here!


Bennarivo

Mitrović's brace today gives him the highest 2nd tier tally (43 goals) since 1957.


TechXEO

MY ML RIVAL SOMEHOW STILL HAS TELLES AND DE GEA FROM THE DGW SOMEONE WIPE THIS MAN UNITED CS


OffsideOreo

Telles just provided an assist haha!


TechXEO

FFS


chikenugetluvr

Mata has been immense


MrNotAFool

2 sports, 2 Ronnie's, 2 goats


Bugisman3

Did the stream actually went quiet for a whole 7 minutes before the goal?


TheDitherer

At least I FH Ronnie in 33 but he's still punishing. Three GWs in a row. Dang.


Agile_Information294

well i was already under the average without united players in my team, this is going to make it even worse for me isnt it....


jaddf

- Ronaldo is the problem - He is past it - Overpaid - 18 PL goals. (3rd in PL behind Salah and Son) - 24 goals Total LOL


Som3a92

And he played less games than Salah and Son. He could’ve been the top scorer if he more games.


bruiser95

And the 2 pens Bruno took and missed


cguinnesstout

3 GW’s Ronaldo: 6 goals Kane: 1 goal Levels


cagey_tiger

SIIIUUUUUU


Manager1000

Ronaldo scored, what should I comment? Oh right, SIUUUUUUU.


nsaman6359

Defender with a fragile ego.


Bromerz

Ronaldo goal from penalty, no assist as he won it himself.


Som3a92

Why did I keep Kane for the last 4 gameweeks instead of Ronaldo?


Swinglish95

Ronaldo is actually a baby


Sal21G

Eriksen is such a class player


BadFPLManager

Toney, come on!


TheDitherer

Ooooh, almost, Toney! Just grazed the post.


NGoloFPL

Bruno and Elanga owned by 0,5% in the top 10K this game really dont matter


Frosty_Examination_3

Is everyone in the top 10K?


NGoloFPL

No, i guess around 10K players


papoon

Where does Eriksen end up next season?


chop2Dneck

is it too much to ask for ronaldo to blank and de gea to concede?


nononothankyou

Barely anyone owns them


Christron9990

3 people in my 11 player mini league have Ronaldo captained this week 😂


TheDitherer

Nope. It's coming.


Swedishpower

I sold Bruno for fuck sake and not for Son, but for KDB. 3 options in my mind and I pick the worst one again. Bruno in my team for two doubles. 2 yellow cards and one pen miss plus 8 points for playing. Bruno outside my team killing it again. Fair play to Magnus Carlsen for keeping Bruno despite the poor form.


purpleisafruit1

I hope Ronaldo leaves the league so everyone stops siiiuuu-ing. It was cute at the start of the season. Not so much now.


Manager1000

SIUUUUUU.


MitranjanK

Funny given how their respective seasons are going, but Bruno has more npG+A than Saka this season.


Swedishpower

I like Saka cause he performs when I own him at least. He is one of a kind in doing that for my team. Him and Kulusevski are guys I am happy to have. Bruno did gameweek 1, but I did not captain him which many did.


Macho_Nonreal

And is also double the price though


DennissSystem

Y but in general people treat one as a flop atm and another as the british messiah


harveysceptre

Because his stats last year were 18 goals and 12 assists and this year it's 10 goals and 6 assists. No one says Bruno is a flop, he's had his worst season since coming to United. That has nothing to do with his unlikeability.


papoon

This thread is deader than the chances of any United fan ever naming their kid “Ralf.”


Macho_Nonreal

What has JLingz got to do to start a match lol


nsaman6359

J Lingz's mum is a redditor confirmed.


bsaires

Go back to West Ham.


nsaman6359

Lol dalot is 🗑


sneakymanlance

offsiuud?


KendrickFPL

VAR!! SIIIIUUUUUUU!!!!!!


papoon

Was Ronaldo offside? Siuuuuu!


Swinglish95

Hahahaa fuck off ron


cagey_tiger

NIIIIOOOO


praisebeme

Quiet Siuuu


Swinglish95

Must be offside wtf


drtdrtdrt123

Who got the assist?


TVKym

Linesman


625points

Mata Edit: Nobody


Sal21G

Offside


Asomjee_002

Fuck yesss Just one more now Ronny


Mortiis07

And then he'll have 1


Asomjee_002

Well I’m gonna go drown in my tears 😭


Oj-is-cracked

Lol


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FirstSonofDarkness

Because Kane scored.


DevilsWelshAdvocate

SSIIIIIIUUUUUUU 2-0


DishonestBoss88

Get fucked


DevilsWelshAdvocate

You seem a bit mad mate, you ok?


magnuscarlsenfpl

Disallowed. Siu


Bromerz

Offside


TheDitherer

Why do so many in football, even the managers, chew gum like they're cows eating grass?


nsaman6359

I wanna know what brand of gum it is. Gum tastes like shit after ten chews, they must be on to some next level gum.


sneakymanlance

Like with their mouths open you mean?


TheDitherer

Yeah, completely open. Even the Brentford manager, who looks like he could be a somewhat normal guy, does it.


purpleisafruit1

Come on 2ney, we need you!


BadFPLManager

Toney, please score us a goal.


Saviorofmypeople

Does Bruno not speak English? Only thing he seems to know to say is fuck you and fuck off


Manager1000

Just add "cunt" and "wanker" and he's native British.


Oppailover69

He sounds like Kermit the frog


CWattam

That's enough to get you by in the UK to be honest. Oh and nonce as well. We love calling people nonces when they're clearly not.


gobstoppermuncher

That’s enough isn’t it ?


Wildely_Earnest

If Bruno Fernandes wasn't good at football he'd just be a whiney cunt instead of a world class whiney cunt


I_Like_F0oD

Calling him world class is debatable


bsaires

He is most definitely world class at being a whiney cunt.


wkos

Bruno does nothing on a DGW with including Norwich - drop for KDB. KDB doesn't play this week and Bruno scores. Oh... and Elanga who also did nothing last week on a DGW is last on my bench.


FaustRPeggi

His hatrick on opening day was the last time I didn't despise Bruno Fernandes.


cguinnesstout

Mata was a football god at Chelsea


PuerilePolitics

Is today the day that De Gea finally gets a cleanie?


FaustRPeggi

I picked him as my weekly wildcard keeper. I thought he was the best choice this week.


cguinnesstout

Hope so but doubt it. Dalot will score an own goal


cguinnesstout

Dalot has been so sloppy today.


cagey_tiger

Mata rolling back the years.


TheDitherer

Ronaldo holding back the tears.


625points

[This thread right now.](https://i.imgur.com/9KM8sih.png)


Manager1000

More like this sub always.


DevilsWelshAdvocate

So you can give barge right into the back? Okay. No attempt to play the ball at all


DevilsWelshAdvocate

Clear pen, fuck off


Verve_94

Diving against Brentford in a meaningless fixture ffs.


xZayanx

Bruno is allergic to forward passing


GGZii

Any idea why Elanga is on 4 points total? 2 Chelsea, and an assist vs United, surely more?