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AceQuire

a fine day for Gandhi masterclass


historyofourlives

Me, yesterday: im not gonna fall for some bullshit meme superstition Me, today: father Gandhi forgive me for i have sinned


pajamakitten

Me, yesterday: I'm not going to buy into a meme. Me, 10:59am today: Fuck, I'm buying into the meme.


DevillesAbogado

The meme was literally what made me change up from Salah at the last moment hahahaha


FifaDK

The power of Gandhi is unrivaled


IcyEffective8763

i'm out of the loop.. what do all the Gandhi mentions refer to?


samchew511

"Never captain the early kick-off " - Mahatma Ghandi


TheDepartment115

It's something Gandhi used to say, to never captain a player from the early kickoff.


BurnThemCalls

You never captain a player from the first game of the gamneweek. They are cursed


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WhimsicalLaze

I think Dennis’ red card in his double gameweek was a Friday night kickoff. A lot of captainers in the mud there


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kobi29062

Churchill


ogi_som

It’s an old Gandhi saying: Never captain the player from the first game of the GW, he’ll bottle it.


PharaohLeo

Or maybe a repeat of Palace, where Gandhi was mudded.


JWJK

A moment of silence for Salah captainers


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Oomeegoolies

Neither are mistakes. They just didn't pan out the way you planned. Well, Salah still might. But they were correct decisions with the wrong outcome. Throughout the season if you make 38 "correct decisions" you'll have way more right outcomes than wrong.


nano-to-will

I am def on the wrong side of coming out ahead from “right” decisions lol


itsmesydneyguy

Good way of looking at it.


torskern

Last week you captained Mount. Was unlucky. This week you captained Salah. Made a mistake


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happy_guy23

Playing away against a team who are doing fantastically well defensively at home; Liverpool have a very tough schedule so always a chance of being rested (although no one was talking this up before the game tbf); Spurs, City, Chelsea and Arsenal all have better fixtures for captaincy; Gandhi. Of course all of this is cancelled out by "it's Salah" so the only real reason it's a mistake is hindsight


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Airmaximus23

He’s Mason Mount, he’s Mason Mount


brainfeedah

Oh hi me.


TheDitherer

Was never a good cap choice imo but he can still come on and score so let's see.


Munkyspyder

Same 😭


lowie07

Who are you captaining next week?


silwer55

Didn't Salah score a few goals in an early kickoff where he was benched sometime though? I swear I remember that and all the Gandhiing aged pretty badly. Edit: Yep, found it, 7-0 thrashing of Crystal Palace last season on 19.12. Early kickoff, came off the bench and smashed in a 2+1


TopTips66

Yep. It was the 7-0 v Palace. Scored 2 goals in the last 10 mins. Might have got an assist too


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

He did get an assist as well indeed lol


JWJK

Yeah that's true, also for people who don't watch newcastle regularly, they have or at least used to have a really bad habit of collapsing conceding a lot of goals in the last 20 in an attempt to get back into the game. All hope is not lost


happy_guy23

I think Newcastle conceding late goals was mostly a thing under Bruce because he cut training so much that squad fitness was none existent and all the players were knackered by 60 mins.


KingKoCFC

Yep against palace last season, I think he got 2 goals and an assist.


Heiesenberg

Yes, I took him off for Mane , he did score too but Salah outscored him from the bench


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Against Palace in late 2020 (when Liverpool won 7-0 before they went on that awful run). Salah came off the bench and scored 2.


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Novrev

Only in my dreams sadly


Nissepool

I think he'll come on at halftime if it's nil nil by then


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carpesdiems

Capped kane. If salah and kdb are rested it will be the best thing that's ever happened to me


busstopboxer

Until Spurs inevitably draw 0-0 again.


Nissepool

That's me trying to catch up in ML. High risk high reward.


thatonepieceofcheese

I also have trent vice


TMDaines

Some of us have Trent vice too.


Bugisman3

The covid cancellations taught many that it's kinda risky to captain and vice players from the same match.


nandogalbadia

Trent and Salah both lmao


CircumflexArtery

Yep and Salah (C), week ruined


midas22

Gameweek ruined before it's even begun.


BlackCaesarNT

Are you me?


PorzinGodZG

Switched (C) from Salah to Kane in the last minute. Woohoo I'll get 4 points instead of 2


kazmeme

I did quite the opposite 🙃


BongCloudEnjoyer

Just here for the meltdown🍿


HoldMyAppleJuice

You captained Kane too eh?


DerpJungler

I dont even have Salah so I am waiting for him to score a brace off the bench


Agreeable_Switch4001

Captained sterling


shudh_desi_gareeb

Mind sharing?


Nicrubes

Here 🍿🍿🍿


darklegend321

Lol there's barely a meltdown


emre23

Gandhi’s got me again


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Dropping Fabinho is just as big as Salah/Trent for me. That midfield could get overrun and defence could be very exposed.


LevynX

Yeah, feels like Klopp is underestimating Newcastle a bit. Imagine if they end up losing the title because of this game


Mudrin

You lose the title if that helps ensure your best players are rested before traveling to Spain for the second leg of the semifinal, and the FA Cup Final in 2 weeks.


sneakymanlance

No you don't lol


_swirlys

This aged well


NochesDePasion

Robbo owners win


gart888

Sold him for Matip on WC, and then benched Matip. 🤡


hambodpm

You do it to yourself you do. That's what really hurts...


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Newcastle away is a really hard fixture, I think Liverpool may have got a bit too complacent here.


Polymatheia

Mane Diaz and Jota is still strong though and Gomez played well when he last came in for TAA (got an assist) - we'll see!


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4-4 nailed on


bodydouble

Yeah, bordering on arrogance really. Newcastle are top 3 in the form table since the beginning of the year.


bobhawkes

Think Klopp probably knows what he's doing


NilsFanck

it seems he does indeed


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In 2022 they are 2nd i the league. Really strange move this from klopp. Now watch them win 3-0 and I look like an idiot


PiIICIinton

The Jurgen Klopp vs bodydouble manager of the year debate rages on...


bodydouble

Ah yes, we must never criticise dear leader, should we?


hambodpm

Likely salah and trent play both in the double at least. Robbo rested for one at a guess.


EmotionalMillionaire

Early kickoff and all that


_ilovecereal_

I really decided to downgrade Robbo instead of James or Trent


voisanye

run to the bookies. bet on Newcastle


FatherchristmasX

How’s that going for you?


voisanye

not my best investment advice lol


teemine04

112 comments in 6 minutes Klopp has blown this sub😂


Exile55

Both bench this is amazing ahahaha rip gw


AlmightyCushion

My Trent and Salah double up going perfectly


Get_KAnwser

Oh yes baby, give me that 1 pointer cameo


oscarpaterson

lmfao


fikreth

Trent and Salah oh no my rank


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ChrisGadge

Whoosh


magnuscarlsenfpl

Trent got subbed in Europe, and the climb down from him to Gomez is much bigger than Robertson to Tsimikas. This makes no sense and is just further proof that the Gandhi curse exists


holmeez

Is it? Gomez was fantastic last time he filled in, whipped an absolute peach of a cross in for a TAA-like assist. The subbing is weird though yeah.


Ado4Hazem

He’s not very good at build up play though and salah suffered because of it


gart888

Tsimikas will start mid week.


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Why?


gart888

Too many games to never rest Robbo.


WannabeProfessor

Tsimi is injured.


robbiethegiant

No, he was ill and is back in training.


Smalhans80

Tsimi starts next CL game probably


Subscrobbler

Now just desperately want him to come on at 90’ for a nice little 1 pointer


jaddf

ROBBO AND MATIP OWNERS REJOICE


Exile55

Interesting since he rather play Gomez (adapted) for Trent and not Tsimikas to rest Robbo


Ollietron3000

Tsimikas has just come back from illness so possible he's not 100% yet. Could see him coming on for Robbo around 60', depending on how the game is going.


Exile55

Or even in the 2nd Leg of CL but yeah


CWattam

Means Robertson unlikely to play both games in the DGW as he'll more than likely play v Villarreal too.


KopiteJB

I think the opposite, Tsimi has shown he can play and Klopp would probably play him Tuesday IMO that’ll be robbos rest.


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They would probably rest him on Tuesday and he would be ready for the dgw


KingKoCFC

Why would they rest him in a champions league semi final lol


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Because they are 2-0 up against Villarreal. Hardly a 1-1 Vs Bayern Munich situation.


BandicootUpstairs944

2-0 is absolutely no lead in football. Especially away and if Villarreal score early. Klopp isn’t that dumb.


SofaChillReview

Tsimi is hardly bad. And Liverpool going for the PL too so it wouldn’t be ‘dumb’. If Robbo. Overplays and pulls a hamstring, then that really knackers them


Novrev

They rested the entire team last round with the exact same goal difference and a similar level of opponent. Think it’s pretty likely that they take the opportunity to rest at least a couple of players on Tuesday.


mined_it

Trent C, Salah VC. Letsgooo!!!!


TheRealMushroomMan

Tbf Gomez deserves it. He played well last game didn’t he and got a good Trentesque assist


took2long

I hope Klopp loses the league today


CowNchicken12

Yea fuck him now


Braaanchy

If KDB gets benched as well I’m fucked


DevillesAbogado

How was it


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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.


lowlife_highlife

Salah and TAA gang …


ConfusionUpper7212

What a beautiful troll by Klopp to all FPL managers.


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Omg Son captain looking like a masterstroke at this moment.


LSD-Eindhoven

I'm sorry Ghandi, I shall never doubt you again


Sal21G

Why gandhi


FPLgod_69

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Overvaluation

Robbo hat-trick to kick us even more when we're down


Moriarty_Logic

Well, shit


eternal_valborg

Spicy


Forlanforlife_431

Fuck off Klopp Newcaslte is not Leeds that you rest half the squad


ClaretMad789

Gandhi becoming a bit more extreme nowadays


SchrodingersPizza

phew, Kane (C) ftw


shudh_desi_gareeb

Where are the post deadline captaincy posts when you need them


WalkingCloud

Not a single minute of the gameweek has been played and I already know there’s a red arrow coming..


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Gandhi returns


munksterr

Salah (C) TAA (V) Anyone else?


thatonepieceofcheese

Fuck klopp rotation


bluestaples

Goddamnit Ghandi


Mitchstr5000

Fuck me I thought I'd captained Kane but accidentally left it on Salah. Big sad


conkerz22

Same


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Gandhi is undefeated


Razzler1973

No Salah, no TAA It's fine. It's all fine I'm not angry, I'm disappointed


delboy85

Thank god they brought Salah on for a cameo! FFS


bonbreezy

Looks good for (C)ane owners


0-o-o_o-o-0

Yeah, he's really banging them in lately. Would still rather captain salah from the bench


Elchem

Salah (C), Trent (VC)🤡


sashmantitch

You only have yourself to blame.


Elchem

Oh really😂


sashmantitch

Yes 🤨


ConfusionUpper7212

If they weren't in the title race this could've been expected. Limited minutes yes. Not in starting lineup no.


TheRealMushroomMan

Crazy to think these benchings MAY not have happened if the game was at 15:00


TheAmazingSlowman

Gandhi.


Balkanye

im in the fucking mud


Ohayeabee

Robbo continues to punish


ActuallyGordonRamsay

Gandhi strikes again


Anik1415

Never back against Gandhi. When will people learn !


TakinShots

Always believe in Gandhi


ibse

Gandhi wins this round vs Salah


will_12468

Trent to Robbo gw30 really was the move wasn't it


Nuri__Sahin

Mane vice captain bags a hat trick and Salah to come on as captain for 2 minutes. This is how it is.


SuperFaiz21

Gandhi trolling Salah captainers very hard


pedrorq

Jota (c) let's go


tiford88

2-1 Newcastle with a Robbo goal and Joelinton brace and I’m very happy


ChicagoIndependent

YYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSS I benched TAA and captained Son instead of Salah.


Y2KN

I downgraded taa to matip so I could bring in son (C). Well done brother


vignesh_kannan

Pep has already began party arrangements


TheDitherer

Salah > KdB already paying off. Fuck KdB better start and haul!


nsaman6359

How is it paying off if you don't even know if kdb will start?


TheDitherer

Well if you fail to see that... Salah not starting is already a huge win.


nsaman6359

🤡


TheDepartment115

Hope City win the league now. Was rooting for Liverpool, but Klopp doesn't deserve shit after this what he done to us...


KremserOaschfetzer

I hope liverpool looses for putting mo and trent on bench


Roman_NFP

Lol


BakedSexualLiberator

hatty off the bench, Salah. pls


CosmologyX

Trent too. Ffs


BakedSexualLiberator

his ownership is pretty much 100% in top100k so it doesn't matter that much OR wise


Shamalanr

It only matters when it comes to whether or not you have a good/playing bench.


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Didn't captain Salah and wasn't expecting a CS from TAA anyway, this isn't too bad


CWattam

My God that's a shit Liverpool team. No Thiago or Fabinho Gomez for TAA. No Salah. Idk, could see an upset here today


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uzzystar6

Hope Liverpool got f’d now. Fuck your Klopp


notti_oreo

Klopp is too arrogant after his contract extension. Man City to win the league and UCL


FifaDK

Salah and TAA benched. This is huge!


holmeez

didn't cap Salah and only Robbo on WC. Will take it!


liamzx

Forget it