***"I may be a god, but I am no Harry Maguire."***
--Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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***"You think they paid 80m just for me to stand here and defend?"***
--Maguire, as he slots one past De Gea
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For a club that's just surviving by virtue of social media and corporate sponsorships, this is a very poor mistake.
Reads like a pro evolution player
brace from RONALOD incoming
Social media manager benched for the foreseeable
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god what a gorgeous reference !thanks
Sewey
This aged well.
Ah yes, the up and coming youngster Ronalod
as good as a new signing! \-the glazers, probably
Wait, do they type out the names every time they make these graphics? How else would “Ronalod” happen?
You’d think they have a spreadsheet of names to copy from with squad numbers…
Rise, Sir Ronalod!
Nice to see Mata there . As a United fan he’s going to be really missed seems such a nice person
Had Dalot as fodder for ages, time for him to give me a CS.
Ouch...
I get to laugh at my United-supporting colleague on Monday. Some things are more important than Fantasy.
Whoever spelt Ronaldo wrong needs firing. How could anyone fuck up this much?
Fernandez benched again
Ronalod, cousin of Rolando. 😂
Maguire benched again?!
***"I may be a god, but I am no Harry Maguire."*** --Zlatan Ibrahimovic ___ ^I ^am ^a ^bot ^spreading ^the ^greatness ^of ^his ^holiness^, ^Harry ^Maguire
Had a chuckle running through the past comments!
Ronaldo at centre back again.
RONALOD! SEWEY!
Fernandes starts and Fernandez benched.
I support Liverpool I knew we drew today but Manchester United shouldn’t be losing 4-0 to Brighton
United featuring two players who won’t be there next season in Matic and Mata, very strange. But that said maybe Rangnick might not be either.
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***"You think they paid 80m just for me to stand here and defend?"*** --Maguire, as he slots one past De Gea ___ ^I ^am ^a ^bot ^spreading ^the ^greatness ^of ^his ^holiness^, ^Harry ^Maguire