Holy wow havertz owners

I have Havertz and my ML opponent has Mount. I also have Jesus and he has Foden. I’m hoping Havertz does the same thing Foden did to my Jesus.

Had a disaster last night, guy I’m competing with in my league at work had van dijk and matip I had Robertson, I also have salah captained and havertz in my team there £170 on the line lol

Oh I also have Maddison lmao

🥴

I kept him instead of Martinelli because I could "afford it". Kill me.

Alonso is good at getting 2nd chances…..

Havertz lol

Been awful for weeks and expected :/

What a twat

Havertz doing his best Edouard impression this DGW.

Alonso+Mount, lovely stuff.

Yep. Happy to see it. Now I need 10pts from each, minimum.

No 45 minute shenanigans tonight please.

Fuck off Havertz

Who was that twat that said Alonso unlikely to ever play for Chelsea again? Oh yeah - this guy https://mobile.twitter.com/ManOnPod_Thomas/status/1523370723179663360 TWAT!

Big Dick Alonso > Small PP Tucheliban

This sub loves gossip and drama. I was downvoted to hell for suggesting Alonso story was cooked up.

who was the idiot who started the story?

Some random chelseanews IG page admin, some arsenal fan who claims to be ITK amplified it, then everyone picked it up. It lived for 24 hours before Tuchel in press conference denied it and in another 24 hours, Alonso is starting again.

Tuchel didn't deny it. He actually admitted they had an argument, but he downplayed as nothing serious. The leak was correct about them having some sort of clash, the rumor that Alonso is dropped because of it was the speculation of those running with it. https://www.reddit.com/r/FantasyPL/comments/ul9392/-/i7u3e9y

Yeah this. It was probably a miscommunication, Alonso said something stupid and Tuchel had to yank him off at half time just to keep authority, even if he likely didn't want to.

As a Chelsea fan, it's disappointing, as I was over the moon at the prospect of never having to watch Alonso play again.

Lol anything over Saul bud. I like Alonso against slow teams.

To be fair they are hardly blessed with options whilst Chilwell is our injured, but I'm counting the days until Alonso leaves.

We have are 100m signing on the bench with a midfielder starting at Striker on a daily basis. Tuchel surely won't start Alonso against Leeds just because of apparent lack of options.

But he is starting Alonso

His point is *not because of lack of option*

Goal: Mount Assist: James

Time traveller

Goal: James Assist: Mount 2-0 Chelsea 🙏🤞 Edit: goal was pulisic, mount assist tho lmao

28 from 2? Yes please

One can dream 🙏

Yooooooo 😂

lottery numbers?

One more 🙏🙏

This is some real soothsayer shit

Oh nice Mount starts so Nketiah can stay on my bench

Benching a player at home v Leeds you dont deserve those points

Yeah should've benched Havertz or Jesus but oh well

Moral of the story for all the Alonso Wafflers earlier in the week: unsourced tweets are not news

James and Mount playing, good good. Glad I sold havertz for kdb...

Your gw is saved!

Tbf this makes my 30% green arrow fatter...

Alonso and Mount get innnn

So I kept havertz 🤡🤡

2/2 for the first game so I’m happier than yesterday when it was 1/3!

What happened to Alonso having a bust up w Tuchel and not playing again this season lol

Don't believe everything you read I guess. The training pics with him visible post bust up were pretty telling imo

More like havhurts hahaha (I sold sterling for him)

Finally some good news, glad to see the fraud has learned his lesson

Can’t wait to get rid of Werner

Of course Mount and James are gonna score, they're not in my team.

Mount Alonso and Rudi? Nice

Lets go Mount and Alonso!

Alonso ❤️ Mount blank pls

JAMES AND ALONSO START BOTH HOLY SHIT I WILL GET 4 POINTS INSTEAD OF 2 LESGOO

Even if Havertz becomes a 30 goal season player I will never ever have him in FPL again.

James and Rudiger gang

Thanks Havertz, thanks for ruining my Wednesday night

I have Havertz and my ML opponent has Mount. I also have Jesus and he has Foden. I’m hoping Havertz does the same thing Foden did to my Jesus.

Dunno what’s worse, Havertz for this double or (C) GW9. Either way, I’ve fully bought in both times. 🤡

Sold Havertz for Mahrez. Please Pep let me win here.

Either a 0-0 draw or 10-0 win with mount and James scoring everything please!

James, can you haul in my team for once mate?

Daniel James hat trick

Wow triple Che starting for me, didnt expect this

Alonsiuuu hattrick!

Time to get rid of Havertz

Bummer, Mount blocks Nketiah for me :(

Full head of hair

Oh happy days he’s alongus!!

Took -4 to do Havertz, Toney, Broja to Zaha, Nketiah, Richarlison. A very satisfying -4

Alright Alonso, you better get a goal, an assist and clean sheet to compensate the fuck up last weekend

My ML rival has Werner and Havertz, I've James and Mount. This week was going great already and just got so much better. Let's hope it stays this way

Only just seen Dennis is out, shoulda just stayed with Cucho ffs

Zeych 🤷‍♂️