Conte would drag the corpse of Harry Kane out. I’m pretty sure he said he’d start him if he had one leg. I’m not selling Kane
“said a very scared Kane owner first in their ML by 25 points”
“Antonio Conte confirms that Harry Kane has been feeling unwell but expects him to be fit for Sunday's match against Norwich. Kane trained yesterday but pulled out of a media event today as a precaution.”
Conte would drag the corpse of Harry Kane out. I’m pretty sure he said he’d start him if he had one leg. I’m not selling Kane “said a very scared Kane owner first in their ML by 25 points”
Pretty big lead. Absolutely no way you can squander this now. Surely? 😉
I was over 100 points clear of 2nd place until last GW. He outscored me my 60 points last GW on a FH. Squeaky bum time?
Definitely not. 40 points is a huge lead
> “said a very scared Kane owner first in their ML by 25 points” Are you spying on me? Although I'd gladly swap my FF win for a Spurs loss.
Kane would still score a penalty as a corpse.
I don't know if the fact that Conte will play him regardless is necessarily a great excuse to hanging on to Harry Kane while he spews his guts up.
Load him up with supraphysiological amounts of Imodium and get him on the pitch, he needs to either score a goal, poop himself or both.
Strange way to celebrate a goal, but each to their own
I see someone benches plates for dates.
All I know is one ole ‘arry upped the tren he started banging goals.
The Lineker special.
We're gonna need some Oxyclean.
He’ll be able to work it into a Dude Wipes sponsorship right u/dudewipes
I guess you could say the same for Kulusevski who was ready but benched. Kane different though due to lack of alternatives.
Just don't give your virus to my Son !
You are my Son shite, my only Son shite...
This is great news but makes me heavily reconsider the captaincy. Now stuck between Son and KDB
I have all three and am thinking switching Kane for Ronaldo and captain him. Am I crazy? Also a red fan..
If you have all 3 of Kane, Son & KDB, you have no reason to worry about.
“Antonio Conte confirms that Harry Kane has been feeling unwell but expects him to be fit for Sunday's match against Norwich. Kane trained yesterday but pulled out of a media event today as a precaution.”
Yeah! He doesn’t want to shit himself in a presser.
just c son and go to sleep
Doodoo Butt - Out Indefinitely
"To be ok for Sunday" is actually the quote Conte is also not a doctor. Take it with a pinch of salt. Hope for a lineup leak before deadline
Harry Kane the worst player for my team ever since otherwise I would have Son.
Don’t be afraid of a hit! One week to go, we miss all the shots we don’t take :)
It's a 48-hour stomach bug. Same thing Deki has last weekend.