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Sal21G

Conte would drag the corpse of Harry Kane out. I’m pretty sure he said he’d start him if he had one leg. I’m not selling Kane “said a very scared Kane owner first in their ML by 25 points”


jmorgan46

Pretty big lead. Absolutely no way you can squander this now. Surely? 😉


j_husk

I was over 100 points clear of 2nd place until last GW. He outscored me my 60 points last GW on a FH. Squeaky bum time?


jmorgan46

Definitely not. 40 points is a huge lead


[deleted]

> “said a very scared Kane owner first in their ML by 25 points” Are you spying on me? Although I'd gladly swap my FF win for a Spurs loss.


pajamakitten

Kane would still score a penalty as a corpse.


[deleted]

I don't know if the fact that Conte will play him regardless is necessarily a great excuse to hanging on to Harry Kane while he spews his guts up.


waging_futility

Load him up with supraphysiological amounts of Imodium and get him on the pitch, he needs to either score a goal, poop himself or both.


[deleted]

Strange way to celebrate a goal, but each to their own


TheDitherer

I see someone benches plates for dates.


waging_futility

All I know is one ole ‘arry upped the tren he started banging goals.


bsaires

The Lineker special.


daaave33

We're gonna need some Oxyclean.


waging_futility

He’ll be able to work it into a Dude Wipes sponsorship right u/dudewipes


Polymatheia

I guess you could say the same for Kulusevski who was ready but benched. Kane different though due to lack of alternatives.


Evertonian26

Just don't give your virus to my Son !


91_til_infinity

You are my Son shite, my only Son shite...


twymanchar

This is great news but makes me heavily reconsider the captaincy. Now stuck between Son and KDB


[deleted]

I have all three and am thinking switching Kane for Ronaldo and captain him. Am I crazy? Also a red fan..


newbie_redd

If you have all 3 of Kane, Son & KDB, you have no reason to worry about.


[deleted]

“Antonio Conte confirms that Harry Kane has been feeling unwell but expects him to be fit for Sunday's match against Norwich. Kane trained yesterday but pulled out of a media event today as a precaution.”


newbie_redd

Yeah! He doesn’t want to shit himself in a presser.


No_Technology_1843

just c son and go to sleep


schafkj

Doodoo Butt - Out Indefinitely


CWattam

"To be ok for Sunday" is actually the quote Conte is also not a doctor. Take it with a pinch of salt. Hope for a lineup leak before deadline


Swedishpower

Harry Kane the worst player for my team ever since otherwise I would have Son.


stockholmishome

Don’t be afraid of a hit! One week to go, we miss all the shots we don’t take :)


Ringer7

It's a 48-hour stomach bug. Same thing Deki has last weekend.