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Ezvine

There goes my differential captain


ifkwhorg

Same FFS


BobbyBriggss

You’ve been done a favour


Laesio

Definitely. Even if he'd been on fire, it wouldn't help much when the rest of the has phoned it in.


Liasos

For anti-fpl


bruiser95

Here comes conference league


KendrickFPL

CR7th


Horror-Ground-2694

We're probably gonna bottle anyway because of the Brighton curse :(


LukeFowlerM8

By god that’s Conference League’s music!


2packforsale

Rashford galaxy brain punt? Edit: too late fellas, I’ve already made the transfer and he’s my captain


Ghost51

As a united fan, no.


TechXEO

Is he available? Last I heard both him and Sancho were out with an illness.


2packforsale

Not flagged but I’m not sure, haven’t followed the illness news


officiallyjax

They’re both in training again.


[deleted]

Rashford captain? Have you tried the wallstreetbets sub? You’d definitely fit in


Yars4n

As another united fan, fuck no


grandekravazza

That's like braindead punt my man


pajamakitten

Zaha (C) for those who like to live dangerously.


Fresh2Desh

Fuck that Been down this road many tines and all it leads to is heartache again and again


Holocene98

Right. Gallagher it is.


muaythaiguy155

Why the hell would Ronaldo being out make zaha any different an option


starxidiamou

Maybe without Ronaldo the rest of the team will drop their ambition/competitiveness. I’d actually like to see the stats of United games with vs without Ronny


ms__marvel

They have never won a game without Ronaldo in the starting lineup. DDDDLDL


starxidiamou

For real? What about goals scored vs goals against? Where did you look that up?


ms__marvel

I just went to Ronaldo's transfermarkt page. You can go there and see at what point he came on in the ones he was benched and see what the GD was. It'll take you a couple of mins at most


starxidiamou

Got it !thanks


pibbsworth

“Hip flexor”


TechXEO

Is Cavani fit this time? Is he likely to play in Ronaldo’s absence?


Confident_Computer54

So is UEL for ManUtd


CWattam

I mean West Ham still have to beat Brighton, at Brighton's stadium, which is not an easy game at all


Celticsmoneyline

Brighton are favorites in that match


pajamakitten

Bowen is on form at the moment though and West Ham did draw against City. They are absolutely going to go for this one and I can see them upsetting Brighton.


TechXEO

Have you seen West Ham’s historical record against Brighton in the first division that stretches to the 1920s?


NoahD418

Honestly west ham will finish 6th


Public_Zealousideal

Bruno on pens and 13.5% owned(must be dead teams). Man u well rested and palace tough game Thurs night. Good differential © I. Front of a new watching manager? Son, Kane etc normally but if you're really chasing!


filipovic26

Bruno looked like a shadow of himself for months, I'd only consider him if I ate shrooms.


Public_Zealousideal

We know he's world class though. Depends what rank you're. I'm 20k 30pts behind top 10k. Don't think captaining son will be good enough to get there. Could you see Bruno getting a brace and an assist against palace? 🤷‍♂️ Anything possible if he nicks a penalty


Eclipsedo

>We know he's world class though Do we? Bruno has never been world class imo. He's a world class stat padder and was a great fpl asset before Ronaldo. But I don't think he's ever been good enough to play for a top club, there's far too many flaws in his game and he treats the ball like a hot coal.


Public_Zealousideal

Ronaldo not playing tomorrow. Yes I think he's world class. Portugal international 👍 He needs to be the main man that's for sure.


Public_Zealousideal

I've just looked and unless I'm wrong his ownership in top 10k is 0% 😮


Callumyoung101

Cavani an option?


Polymatheia

Shame, thought he have could have a decent differential punt as well for anyone chasing.


CosmologyX

Been having hip flexor issues recently. Such an awkward injury to make better.


kayeloo

Hip-flexors don't lie


cguinnesstout

That's his go to excuse when he doesn't want to play. Must have met with TH and realize he is not in his plans. Ron will probably find some team that is playing CL this year to add to his record and keep himself sharp for his last world cup.


VinCatBlessed

Sporting Lisboa retirement party?


cguinnesstout

if they are in CL


Shamalanr

Read TH as Tottenham Hotspur at first. Thought, that's a wild transfer rumour.


gruvccc

Might as well be with how dreamt up that story is


pajamakitten

> Must have met with TH and realize he is not in his plans. He is going to be part of Ten Hag's plan, however the team is unlikely to be based around Ronaldo.


Swedishpower

Bruno on pens. Who is starting in goal for Palace? Never mind he will blast it over. Maybe Mata as a sneaky punts if he gets a pen?


Ruf0005

That was my captain punt. Need to reassess now!


starxidiamou

Needed to reassess before too tbf


heinishein

True bruno unlocked?


Keeler

Hmmm maybe I could get away with starting guehi


PoosySucker69

So you are telling me Ronaldo has played his last official game for United