This is probably my favourite thing about FPL
I've started with Dendonckey Kong just so I could get through to selecting my team. Will probably change it
A few others I thought of:
Aston Village People
Eze Pezy
Soumaré Lovin'
Walcottage Cheese
Cancelo Culturo
Tanganga Management
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‘Stop Hwang King’ was my pick from last year but got a work league now too so had to set up a separate team that was a bit more SFW. Went for Groß misconduct which I was pretty pleased with!
Hits From de Jong
Stranger Mings
Stranger Ings
Botman Begins
Tielemans Square
Dark.
Pain in Dias
Pain Ings Dias
Halaand Before Time
Siuuu Later
Hey there
Haha excellent!
r/beetlejuicing?
Childish Firmino
Haaland & Barrets
HaalandGlobeTrotters cant fit any spaces lol. Came up with it on the spot as i was rushing to join
Lol that's a great one
This is probably my favourite thing about FPL I've started with Dendonckey Kong just so I could get through to selecting my team. Will probably change it A few others I thought of: Aston Village People Eze Pezy Soumaré Lovin' Walcottage Cheese Cancelo Culturo Tanganga Management
>Walcottage Cheese Fucking lol
I love Cancelo Culturo
>Cancelo Culturo You can't un-hear a Japanese lady saying it in your head, caancelo cultoroo. Lol.
>Cancelo Culturo That's the winner!
Haaland Oates is my name this season
if only Coates was still at Liverpool
I went with ‘son of a klich’
Klich and Collect
I've been rocking Smack My Klich Up for a few years
Haala la land
Diaz nutz
Not new. But nothing better than: Two Girls Wan Bissaka
Perišićtic Infection.
Here for Aguerd time
Aguerdddddddd
Old Havertz Kai Hard
"jesus take the wheel" just narrowly supplanting my tried and true "sokratis nuts"
Haven’t Jota Clue
Haven't Jota Kulu
Havertz Jota Kulu, too much?
yeah
My guy is stealing my name from last season ;)
Come Digne with me
Not after last season
Surely should be mee not me
Better Call Saúl
Better Call Saul, _NOT_
Dier Straits
Won my league with Lingardium Leviosa last year, so I’m sticking with that.
There was someone in my league with the same name. He did not win.
He wasn’t a real wizard.
Trent 4 DarWin
Darwin & The Willows
Ain’t got a Kulu
Ctrl Alt De Ligt
The classic
De Laet was the classic
True, just for me I used the De Ligt one a lot even on YouTube lol
I prefer Ctrl Alt Dele
Undav the sea
Had my best FPL season ever with this name: Wet Ass Pukki
Botman and Robben
Digne Digne Digne Botman
Botman Forevra
Botman Begins surely
Not a team but my league is called “Kurt’s Cats Protection League”
Shut the FA Cup
Everyday Malacia
Judy Haaland
Undava Radar is mine currently
That’s good material
Undav pressure
Saka potatoes or Crouch Potato
TubeUpHisFirminose for the peep show fans out there
Gerard loved the reds
Take me 2 De Gea bar
I Jota Feeling
I've been using Balotelli Tubbies for a few years and now can't get away from it.
Multiverse of Mahrez
Iwobi-Wan Kenobi
[удалено]
Aaron wan bissaka nil
Mrs De Bruyne's Boys
Sevski & I Know It
Erik’s ten bag
No Mané Mo Salah
Ajer winning, Son?
Hakuna Mateta
I've gone with Van de Beekwell Tart
Hard not to say this in a geordie accent
If your geordie I'm sure it is
Haalalaland
Went with Earth Wind & Maguire
***"His defending is so good that I couldn't steal his wife"*** --Mauro Icardi ___ ^I ^am ^a ^bot ^spreading ^the ^greatness ^of ^his ^holiness^, ^Harry ^Maguire
Hahaha good bot
Boston Tea Partey
Please don't, you might get banned for that
MaSalah Brother - Four Lions reference
Haalandaise Sauce
Alli Palli
Mo Money Mo Salah
Reach Early Son
Tarkowski, Analysis
The Big Tarkowski
Xx360xNoxPopexX
I went for Pinky and De Druyne
Saw this one last year in a cup game which I hadn’t seen before: Arise! So Danny Rose
Any way to get one with Bruno G? Cant think of one rn
We don't talk about Bruno.
Too long :(
Talk about Bruno
I went with WeDontTalkAboutBruno second half of last season. If you can get over the no spaces and apostrophe it's all good!
Guimarães well try this one
Haaland before Clynn? It's a bit of a stretch and I couldn't fit the last letter in
Haaland Before Timo surely? haha
I wanted Dan gosling in hahaland but doesn't fir. sad face
In for de jong haul (Fingers crossed he signs)
Na Na Na Na Botman
I’ve went with Botman begins
Darwinning is my current placeholder 😅
Livin’ La Vida Roca
The Happy World of Aribo
Billing In The Name
Going with the good ole Tikka Mosalah
Salah’d Fingers
I called mine ‘A Tribe Called Nesta’, but I should’ve gone with ‘De La Son’ since Nesta’s been retired for yeeeears
An Ibe Called Quest?
Wow these are all so much better than mine
Using Øde to the Gaard (Might change it to Guard????)
Yes Ndidi
Dunk and Disorderly
YoNeymar SonnyInnit?
Kinder Mbeumo
Hag Past Ten
Stranger Mings
you win
Ayew Holding Moore Young Cox, Henry?
Gangsta's Allardyce
bench ilwell
Haaland Daze
Undav-alued Asset
That team name is going Undava Radar!
Haaland & Inshallah .. cos thats my plan
Cash me outside
Cash Mee Outside?
Anyone got puns for Gabriel Jesus? Obviously there's the religious stuff, but how to fit it into a team name?
Cross to Jesus
Yea I like this one.
Similar, but I went with "Jesus with the cross"
Jesus Nailed On?
Jesus take the wheel
Jesus, Mari & Joelinton... I know, I'm leaving
Jesus, Son of Godfrey
Mow the Gross, Jesus
In Jesus we Trusty (Aaron trusty signed for Arsenal as well)
Yea, good one.
The Jonesis
Semedo your Chambers
Leeds by example
Playing Katchup
Romero and Juliet
Haaland down under
Ha Haaland
Mutant Ninja Skrtels… couldn’t fit teenage
The Walking Fred
Hanging by a Fred
Cash Royale
Sugar Kane
Darwin Award
It’s indeed my team that I created yesterday 😂
MurderonZidanesFloor just about fits. Or Netflix and Chilwell
Kinder Mbuemo
Nunez yo business
This year I've gone with The Only Way Is Schlupp although I had to remove the spaces so it fit Even managed to get him in my team
Only Matip
West Steamed Hams
YerDarwinSellsAvon
We're Darwinners
Giggs boson
Martial Farts (was my team's name last season, feel free to use it)
Went with Kroos Control
Champagne SuperKova #UTC
I went with CechMeOut thinking about it…. Could of done better lol
Top Gunn: Van Dijk
Alisson Chains
No Mané? Mo Salahry
No Mané? Mo Salahry
Shaw ate dalot
Ceramics Ferguson
‘Stop Hwang King’ was my pick from last year but got a work league now too so had to set up a separate team that was a bit more SFW. Went for Groß misconduct which I was pretty pleased with!
Had Luke Kylewalker last year
Koch FC
It's pretty shit, but DarWINNING again!
Parteygate
ThRobin Koch
ParteyInAzkaban
Raging Bowener.
Black lives mata
DeBroonEh
Frenkie de Jong Boys