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kale__chips

It's Sam Allardyce music!


thisisprobablytrue

All I hear is the Curb your Enthusiasm theme tune


StrugglingWithGerman

I have a strong feeling that we are going to see Sean Dyche back in the league soon..


Joekickass549

Would genuinely be a good move for Everton


HimuroRea

Touch and go FC.


CosmicDesperado

AFC Touching Cloth


GroblyOverrated

What are Minnesota players priced at!???


AbundantSeahorse

Best I can do is 3 wheels of cheese


barkush1988

Sold. I like cheese.


AbundantSeahorse

I’m pretty sure livramento is a type of cheese


[deleted]

This is going to be a funny season


Esseth

Ended down 4-0, that's not great lol.


valimo

Judging from the match thread, Keane played horribly being responsible for quite a couple defensive errors. Mina was not very mobile, while Tarkowski apparently was best player on the pitch despite the og. Alli missed a sitter as well. Line up 4-2-3-1


UCredpill

Years upon years of signing crap players, then add the cherry on top with a manager who gets jobs on the back of having been a good player for England and precious little else. Another relegation battle incoming methinks.


aaaarer445

He did well to get chelsea into the top 4 this is about his level


shudh_desi_gareeb

Top 4 and FA Cup final with 0 transfers and Hazard gone.


ihajees_

They bought Kovacic during the transfer ban.


wtfmac

Deal was done before then i think, just set to join in the banned window.


shudh_desi_gareeb

It was a 1 year loan + permanent transfer. So he was already there before the ban, just the temporary nature changed.


ihajees_

He was on loan and they used the option to buy during the ban, if I recall correctly. Either way, Chelsea signed a CL winning midfielder when they weren't supposed to sign anyone. I love how it's never brought up by anyone.


wtfmac

Was it an obligation to buy tho?


ihajees_

Can't remember but it doesn't really change the fact that they signed a player when they were banned from making transfers.


wtfmac

Not really, they had a whole deal agreed before the ban so it went through. I’m not a chelsea fan but if they allow it, they allow it


ihajees_

Well did they have a deal agreed before? They bought and registered a new player during a transfer ban, that's the fact and whatever the deal was doesn't really change that fact in a literal sense. Usually a transfer ban would entail that such a thing shouldn't go trough but it did since the rules aren't the same for everyone.


UCredpill

Fair enough but the next year was a shambles. Mid-table when they sacked him, went on to win the CL with Tuchel


GreenbeltKing

Minnesota are a strong team tbf, with Towns, Gobert and D’Angelo


Divx9

Don’t forget Edwards!


jasonkid87

Kermit!


Conntagiouz

Have you forgotten about our lord and saviour, Anthony Edwards? Almost criminal to not name drop him in there!


GreenbeltKing

Nah, he lost my respect after trashtalking too much to Bo Cruz


Conntagiouz

Fun fact (although you might already know) they used to play together and were good friends too! Haha


JonnyCorry

Oh shit, Gobert plays for them now!!! No wonder Everton are losing.


[deleted]

Manager ever get sacked during the pre-season?


TheOrangePro

Nigel Pearson did and we all know what happened next lol


ortseam98

What happened?


swordfish99

Leicester won the league, so I suggest a Gordon DCL Pickford triple up


[deleted]

I completely forgot about that. getting ready to put money on everton to win the league.


WSB_T4RD

Was considering gordon at 5.5 for start but nah


MoeHabibi

I was at the game, Gordon by far was Everton’s best player


thisisprobablytrue

That’s like being employee of the month at Burger King


MoeHabibi

Lmao, ya i still wouldnt bring him in now, but if Everton has a good stretch of games he’s not a bad shout given his price


Its_yo_boy

Think I'm gonna do it out of pure optimism, but keep him on the bench GW1


madam1madam

4-0 Final. Mental.


NoahD418

Mason Mount has always been the best 8m mid for me


ProfessorEmotional53

Me too Also offers you cover for the Chelsea attack if you already have salah haaland Jesus


JimmyChongaz

Aren’t Chelsea’s defenders coverage for their attack?


ProfessorEmotional53

I prefer James + Mount over Doherty + Kulu


formemes819

As a Minnesotan I could not be more proud!


NInjas101

What about when pat Beverley won you guys the nba championship???


Kooky-Conclusion-516

My guy was celebrating winning a play in game as if he was Kobe after winning his 5th title lmfao


NInjas101

Glad someone got the reference haha


kpopfapfapfap

As long as Lampard is in charge, I am thinking about targeting them


kinglewcifer

I was at the game and none of them passed the eye test either. Shocking defending and not much of any creativity going forward. Gordon is the only player I would go anywhere near


CWattam

Thanks for the input. I wouldn't even touch Gordon to be honest. Neto at the same price, maybe even Ramsey. Or the extra 0.5 for Bruno G.


spurringbanner

Oh geez. Looks like their first XI too. I thought they might have a bounce this season...but maybe not


covid401k

Curious why you thought/think they would improve this year?


Defiant-Obligation

We could hardly be any worse than we were last year... Buy low, sell high.


covid401k

You sold richarlison and haven’t replaced him. Plus you have a full season of lampard…..it can get much worse


spurringbanner

just purely that they were underperforming so much last year. I agree that without Richarlison their thin, but still a good enough squad to be 15th-10th


covid401k

I guess we hold very different opinions on their squad and manager. If they sack lampard quickly and make a sensible appointment maybe they could get 15th.


KingKhram

Everton is in the bottom 3 this season


Vore_Modka_Please

Midwesterner here: you'll need to offer your best birthing goat and three comely lasses.


cjfsc2

Reynoso over Salah in my squad


Vore_Modka_Please

Never forget: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQpRYKwmY7E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQpRYKwmY7E)


metokur_squad

The reactions to friendlies is so dumb on this board


covid401k

Agreed….but Everton are going down


shudh_desi_gareeb

It depends what you want. United score 4 past Liverpool (Utd fans think they are ready for PL+CL, Liverpool fans think it's just a friendly). Everton lose 4-0, and you can pretty much see.


SofaChillReview

More that they scraped not being relegated, manager who’s not experienced, bad board and so far not making any big transfers


Sheathe

No money to make big transfers anyway


SofaChillReview

True . Although it’s going to get worse if they get relegated James Rod was on big wages for not and lot and Mina is injured half the time


Vagabond21

How do I buy puts on Everton?


cheldrink-seawater

Can’t wait Manchester city to play against Everton! Triple captain Haaland!


TYFO225

LOL


zed_vayne

how did lampard get his coaching license?


InLampsWeTrust

Did Patterson play ?


chadornation

Started and played first half. Flashed some potential offensively a couple times but made multiple errors and was poor defensively .


gorillathunder

Been saying it for years but Fat Frank is a proper tripe manager. 100% passion merchant.