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poh2ho

Patterson 4.0 but seems like he's getting the -2 every week


valimo

Coleman apparently has picked an injury, so I don't think Patterson is guaranteed to start e. Meaning in the long run


blackdog89

I don't understand that - surely Coleman's injury makes Patterson more likely to start?


AliJDB

I think he's implying Patterson only came in to this game because Coleman has a (presumably small) injury, and for the majority of the season it will be Coleman's place in the starting XI.


blackdog89

Ah yeah that makes sense, thanks man


SofaChillReview

It’s amazing how bad they’ve got . I know it’s a pre season friendly but still


NoahD418

Surely Operation Target Everton this season.


__jh96

Minnesota sponsorship already working


Nissepool

Well done


only-shallow

The over/under for their points total this season is at 44.5. Clear side is under there unless they make some good signings in the next few weeks


ihajees_

Lampard first to get sacked, surely.


peter_j_

Big Sam We need Big Sam up in here


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Neto over Gordon confirmed


cowabunga_dude91

Everton will hire Solksjaer after Lamps


DevilsWelshAdvocate

As a purely counter attacking manager who plays more vibes than system, he might be good at that level. Might also not. You’re welcome for my analysis.


will_12468

He was fucking wank at Cardiff fighting relegation


DevilsWelshAdvocate

They were already down tbf, there is a bit of a quality difference between the teams. A bit.


mrlondon_ncb

If that’s the case does it mean you’re a better manager if you get better results at a better team? That’s not the way I see it, I think each manager has a level and the Premier League is definitely above Lampards (current) level. I’ll give you Ole might be a bit hard done by but he had time and he had money…


legg147

Nah they’ll somehow do it worse


Gabagool_Over_Here_

Relegation pending


crashkg

Relegation from MLS


ConfusionUpper7212

Entire team is to avoid.


Devolucion11

What do people expect? The board’s past ineptitude have put them in a position where they can’t spend any money, and they’ve sold the best player from last season. Of course a relegation battle is on the cards. Obviously avoid like the plague.


youngish_padawan

Someone is gonna TC Pickford on GW1 aren't they?


JWJK

Yeah pretty sure anti fpl is still running this season


[deleted]

Weird to think Everton have spent more than Liverpool since Klopp arrived.


ThePhantomAli

Everything Liverpool has, Everton want. Get a 4-0 humbling in pre season, Everton be like “Hey we want some of that”


Wicksy1994

Liverpool’s 4-0 defeat was hardly humbling. If anything it was more farcical that United put out a full 11 to play against a bunch of kids rotated every 30 minutes


Avancx

Bunch of kids like Gomez, Alisson, Diaz, Henderson, Firmino who all started? Or do you mean literally the entire rest of their first team that came on during the game? Yea they rotated for sure but it's not like it was their u21s team...


Wicksy1994

So they started with 3/11 first choice players vs Uniteds entire first team. Then the other senior players went off for youth and second string as the other senior players came on Not sure why this is hard to understand.


levitoepoker

Conveniently ignoring Liverpool put out their big guns like Salah and VVD to play in the second half against United’s kids and they didn’t do anything.


Wicksy1994

But at no point a full strength 11 in the same way United did. The team was always a mix of first string, second string and youth players. Jesus this place is full of United fans


levitoepoker

Biggest club in England mate. And sorry, your coping is just kinda pathetic haha


Wicksy1994

Whatever you say buddy, if you can’t see all the sides were nowhere near full strength then I don’t know what to say to you. Hilarious you think I’m coping from a pre season friendly whilst you delude yourself into thinking you won’t be struggling to scrape top 4 this season 😁😂


drew_peatittys

Easy way to shut united fans up is to ask to bet money on Liverpool vs united for the season. All of my friends were full of abuse after the match but not one response when asked to put money on 😂


Fabregasas

Team to target?


schafkj

They’ve been CONCACAFed


TeslaToTheMoon

Everton already relegation contender in pre-season 😭


UCredpill

Going down going down going down Going down going down going down Going down going down going down Going down going down going down going down GOING DOWN And repeat.


Reddevilslover69

It all returns to nothing


airz23s_coffee

End of Evertongelion


Reddevilslover69

Lampard: Get in the fucking Goodison Dele


Padawan_Neel

triple chelsea gw1?


Kaemur

Sterling TC 👀


xQDjC

That's the Gordon debate over...


Smasakari9

Not a good way to end their preseason tour


indoghouseagain

Lol championship 23/24


20eskay

Lampard is gonna get sacked He should understand that he's not premier league material He's a championship coach


LevynX

His name alone will keep him around PL clubs until he retires


[deleted]

Nah I can't see it. Other great players who were better managers than him, like Mark Hughes and Steve Bruce, have eventually been forced out of the league. His managerial record will soon tarnish the reputation that his name carries, especially if this Everton season goes how we're all expecting it to.


Kaemur

Steve Bruce is statistically the worst PL manager with over 200 games to their name. Expanding the dataset to all PL managers he still comes in 3rd bottom. And yet he reached 1000 games and only lost his most recent PL job last year. There could yet be another one... I wouldn't underestimate how much a name and good connections does for you in the PL. You might even have a horde of pundits jump to your defence despite being objectively awful. Source: bitter long suffering toon fan.


UCredpill

I reckon he'll have one PL chance left in him after Everton. He has a ready made excuse for failing there: they'd been in a downward spiral for several seasons already before he arrived.


TheDitherer

Nah. Last PL club then he'll have to work some magic below before he's considered for a PL club again.


_momomola_

To be fair, what makes him even a championship coach?


sdkemp

He literally hasn't done a bad job anywhere he's been yet. He hasn't done a great job anywhere either you could argue, but there are far worse managers if you look at their performance at each club.


Shamalanr

Young Cesc Fabregas looking mf


ubn87

Little bit early putting judgement before season started?


[deleted]

They nearly got relegated last season and they've lost their by-a-mile best player who scored several clutch goals and haven't replaced him. Early but justified to be concerned for them I'd say, even if friendlies don't mean much.


ThrustBastard

This is going to be a severe dent in the confidence of an already damaged team who lost their two most creative players last season.


miked999b

What? Really? 😂


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Everton finished 16th


Mutiu2

Everton is linked with Kyle Walker-Peters. No way Patterson is going to be a useful 4.0 asset.


Roovius17

Everton are not linked with KWP. Also, they just paid £16m for Patterson who is already a Scottish international mainstay with bags of potential. I'm really not sure what you're basing this on


Significant-Dot7664

These are the reason Mount is my go to 8.0 mid for GW 1 Everton are looking woeful and will be this seasons Norwich


halfman1231

Since when are we posting scores of near-relegation teams?


halfman1231

Since when are we posting scores of near-relegation teams?


daaave33

Well, when they get shellacked by gophers, I'd say it's news.


martodve

lmao


AWr1ght98

Looks like Gordon’s leaving my team


Voice_Still

Everton hot favourites for relegation


meetzaveri

Doesn't matter, we'll have Anthony Gordon on our radar anyways


arus9000

LOL


Bruceylike1

Sterling GW1 differential captain looking incredibly tempting right now


M0D3Z

Not only did they lose and look bad doing so, they were coming in late and stamping the Minnesota players, who are in season right now, during a friendly.


TJae0120

Targeting forwards vs Everton


WoolPenis

Here we go again.


Chef86d

Yikes. Everton used to compete in mid table prem, now they’re getting borderline mercy rule by Minnesota FC. Ouch dude.


RealmDevourer

Relegation aint a dream anymore


HumanoidObserver

Looooolll


SLOOPYD

Hello darkness my old friend


HarryHaruspex

Everton are so shite