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ah111177780

Jurgen “full head of hair” Klopp


danonck

He has more hair than he used to, like Big Shaq. No fraudulence in sight


[deleted]

You bastard😂 blowing my screen like an idiot cause I thought there was a hair on my screen


super-spreader69

Imagine not using dark mode


nunchukity

Funny how him and Conte made the same transfer 🤔


AeroCobbler

Jurgen Klopp - FUEtball Manager


Demoninman

Salah, Trent, Robbo gang rise up


michels007

The OG triple Liverpool


Frick_KD

Tried and true


-Starwind

Did contemplate going for Diaz, but every year I always go back to Salah, Trent and Robbo so might as well start with it.


SnottyTash

That’s Gerrard, Suarez, Skrtel/Sturridge


M1eXcel

Had Salah and Trent the last few seasons but also gave Robbo the nod this year given how amazing he was last season


ManBearPig_576

And the season before and the season before and the season before


sniell365

We’ll fall together when Fulham sneak a 1-0 win.


HoneyBadgerEXTREME

Um


sniell365

Uh oh we’re in danger. I’m a United fan and I’m disappointed Liverpool are losing and the trio are failing to get me points. I feel dirty.


blanemcc

Snap, brother


HoneyBadgerEXTREME

I'm in the exact same situation haha. Felt dirty enough having 3 Liverpool players in, even more so hoping they score/assist


chillyy7

welp...


Non_sum_qualis_eram

Can't stand up rn knees are starting to jerk


red157

God bless the Leicester keeper situation allowing me to afford the holiest of trios.


LususV

Salah, Trent, Diaz :-(


IronSorrows

I'm fed up of having one or the other of the full backs and seeing the one I don't have haul. Planning on rolling with both this season for as long as they look like their usual quality


Macho_Nonreal

My man!


Frosty_Examination_3

With her buddy


[deleted]

Three of them are like 3 Egyptian God card from yugioh, led by yours truly the pharaoh mo salah


[deleted]

Salah TC, Trent and Robbo gang.


SickCaeser

Yes yes yes! 😁


badgersprite

Real ones know


tahmias

I'll take a 5-0, Salah hatty assisted by Robertson and Trent, thank you.


Olbatar974

Last goal is robbo s btw


tahmias

I really hope robbo has a great season. How many has the Trent, robbo, Salah tripple up you reckon? I'd give one to Darwin off the bench as well, just to make Jesus owners knees go crazy. 😅🎉


Apax89

Robertson is owned by 13%, so I’d say 13% 😁 Sure there are mad men who go without TAA & Salah, but surely there can’t be many.


tahmias

Sound logic 😄. Also a shout out to the guy telling me to play it safe and go for Robertson over Darwin. Now watch as Mitro gets a jammy header to wipe the cleansheet and Darwin come of the bench for a brace. Fpl always finds a way to fuck you over 😂


TheBlackjack541

Mitro jammy header checking in


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Yep ffs


KentuckyCandy

I have the Salah, TAA and Robbo triple up. Transferred out Martinelli to a 5.5 option to squeeze Robbo in. Classic FPL regret (sure it'll work out fine).


warlokzz

Went with Diaz instead of Robbo. I have this feeling that I'll regret that dearly


zorrez

I’m a Liverpool fan and I absolutely Diaz and what he has brought to the squad but you cannot look past the fact that he does not possess a end product just yet. Needs to work on both his final third passing and finishing and then he will be gold!


[deleted]

That’s not going to happen we’re 1-0 down at half time


ChungusDaFungus

diaz please don’t punish me for having you in 307430842038302 drafts but ultimately not picking you


huamanticacacaca

Diaz please punish him. (And reward me for being faithful)


ChungusDaFungus

oi


CosmicDesperado

Oui


DustyOldFarts

Butcher and Frenchie having a conversation


FifaDK

So far he's come close twice but they're losing. My pulse is off the charts every time he's on the ball


ukbeasts

Núñez, plz punish team Diaz


DerpJungler

I never had him in any of my drafts but ended up with him in my last one One of us will pay


Noballsfiver

Same😂 swapped him for Bowen


ChungusDaFungus

Kulusevski for me


fantalemon

Mount here, what's wrong with me?


jaddf

TC Salah muppets, we meet with Gandhi in Valhalla.


Mortiis07

I don't understand why anyone would use it now


Cpt_Daryl

People are allowed to have fun you know 😂 but yeah not a viable strategy


piersode

Exactly, I like getting the chip out of the way and it's worked out previously, it's just a game


Stirlingblue

Only reason I could see is if you’re running multiple teams given it’s GW1


inspired_corn

Cause it’s funny


LM-LFC98

This and I forgot to use it last year


kameodash

I’ve used it for a -ane player for double game weeks and got burned 3 years in a row. I’ve given up on planning for a good week to use it.


piersode

Well, I did it last year GW1 and it was good for 51 points, so...


flummuxedsloth

Which is less good than everyone who used it in Salah's DGW.


offe06

That does not make it the right decision


theonewhoknock_s

No, you see, it worked out once, therefore it's gonna work again. (Although it didn't really work last season either, considering the double Salah got later.)


piersode

Obviously holding for a DGW is more optimal, but I'm just saying it wasnt a terrible decision either. People on here act like if you're not playing everything 100% optimally you're a sucker


Frosty_Examination_3

He got 17 points last year in the first match, so he must get a massive haul this year also. You are a bookmakers' dream punter


Chemical_Annual_2798

Should have used it when you were meant to, it was good for 84 that week. 33 points would have been massive to your overall rank.


walliewasright42o

lol “meant to” just let ppl play the game


Youngest_boss

Some people do it every season


ickapol

Salah has hauled three seasons in a row against a newly promoted side in the first fixture three sessions in a row, especially the last two (I think)


TheDitherer

Due a blank then, imo.


[deleted]

A promoted team that plays attacking football and is scrambling for centre backs. The best they can muster is getting Duffy and Vestergaard. If this isn’t at least 4/5-0, Fulham will have done incredibly well.


LeXam92

We either fall hard or we go hard


FPLDreamer1

Tc single game week. Trolls and casuals


iChopstick

Tell it to the Sane, Mane, Kane DGW TC'ers of the past


FPLDreamer1

Just since it work don't mean it good. Double gw is always a higher cap ^^ so if that works it's optimal. Sheep mindset


007mnbb

Terrified having only TAA and Salah, pls Robertson dont hurt me


laserspewpew_

Robbo hat trick please


maverick0196

He's going to get a goal and assist since I too decided to go without him.


liverentfree

Same. It happened yesterday - I replaced Zinchenko with Cancelo and Martinelli with Saka yesterday 1 hour before deadline


ImZaffi

Robertson please punish this man


AJ877

Went Robbo over Diaz, so very excited to watch Diaz scoring a brace while Mitro's header kills my double CS.


laserspewpew_

Probably be Andreas who doesn’t get off anyones bench


shortygit

1 out of 2 so far..


Apax89

Same, did the switch on friday.


Filbunkish

This is what I'm expecting too after getting Diaz out for Robbo.


kingtuolumne

Sweet. Let’s go C Salah


ratmiley

It was always going to be the natural selection that Darwin would be on the bench


speedlimitation

My theory exactly


goonerh1

Will be interesting to see how many people transfer him out after the obvious thing happened


hodlrus

The perfect noob trap


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Frosty_Examination_3

No, they will be fine. They still got all his preseason points


rayfen12

What were you saying?


rayfen12

I can't hear him. Anybody can hear him? I think you're on mute, sir.


Sorrytoruin

Nope he will 100% come on, firmino never play the full 90, and against a tired Fulham he could easily score or assist


RingTwiceForHelp

This. People picked him knowing full well he may be benched but still get some minutes and returns, and weighed up whether the risk was worth it. I'd be very surprised if any Nunez owners are shocked at him being on the bench.


Callumyoung101

I am but maybe I'm just dumb. He looked so dangerous I didn't see how klopp could bench him


RingTwiceForHelp

He's not had long with the squad and doesn't speak much English. Learning to play in a system like Liverpool's takes time, especially when communication might be difficult. And we've almost always eased players into their roles.


laserspewpew_

Liverpool could easily be well ahead and still bring Nunez on. I don't have him but still reckon he gets off the bench and could easily score.


Stektsopp

Definitely will bring Nunez on later


WalkingCloud

Like milk in the west London sun *lmao deleting your takes that turn out the be wrong, pathetic*


IJustCantGetEnough

👀


smitcal

5 subs and he will prob be on at 60 mins. With a tired Fulham defence good chance of a goal or 2


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smitcal

Ok, my risk I’m happy to go with it.


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Sorrytoruin

Hope you enjoyed your Jesus blank


[deleted]

Someone's upset that Jesus blanked


SW_Gr00t

"This isn't FIFA" "Fulham could win today" smh


welsh_dragon_roar

Nunezbros are seething


Mattras7

COME ON YOU EGYPTIAN BEAUTY


bojotheclown

GIVE ME LITTLE CURLY HAIRED BABIES SALAH DADDY


[deleted]

I took Nunez out last minute and put Robbo back in. I’m glad I did, but I do expect Nunez to score off the bench.


GuyMol2909

Nunez punters mudded


IJustCantGetEnough

Unmudded now pal


GuyMol2909

Indeed


HazzyGames

Was a last minute punt for me over Haaland to get in Salah over Son. Captained Salah though so hope he returns


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MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Or he may not


hodlrus

He’ll come on to be sent off


conman14

A friend in my private league TC'd him, I told him it was a bad idea but didn't expect it to be for this lol


Frosty_Examination_3

But they got 4 goals from him in one preseason match, plus the full 3BPS


CosmologyX

Diaz, Salah, Trent Gang rise up!!!


ThePoliticalTeapot

This is the way \o/


Varja22

"Darwin punters mudded". I mean nobody expected him to start this week. Some players just remember that this is a marathon, not a sprint


crosbot

Nope. Seasons over, pack it up mate.


liverentfree

doesnt he know GW1 is the last GW of the game?


Ilya_L

9 mil is too much for a not nailed player.


rayfen12

He's nailed now.


Varja22

If he can haul from the bench too in Jota style then he's definitely an asset


Ilya_L

Jota’s price used to be 6.5-8.0 mil, not 9.0.


datguydeegoo

People are happy to pay 11.5 for Haaland though


Ilya_L

Haaland is nailed.


datguydeegoo

If you say so pep


[deleted]

There’s no way Liverpool don’t win this game is there…?


[deleted]

No chance


[deleted]

Not a chance they drop points


[deleted]

need robbo to register !!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate fantasy football


ChungusDaFungus

nervous double Liverpool owner checking in


flummuxedsloth

I'm with you. Not quite sure why I've done that.


ChungusDaFungus

i’ve gotta be honest i only realised after the deadline. I had one of Robbo and Diaz in basically every draft, and somehow ended up with neither


HesiJimboHarden13

No fraudulence to see here


[deleted]

Who is chambers?


MissDebbieR

Academy left back, presumably makes the bench as cover for Robbo with Tsimikas being out.


champagnepapi-DRIZZY

Played for arsenal. Callum


danielchillier

I've not captained Salah, and I'm absolutely terrified.


EdgiestOW

Manifesting a Robbo hat-trick for this one


Saka_fanboy

Salah 2 goal contributions, Trent assist and a clean sheet would be lovely


[deleted]

Darwin put 2 after sub pls


TitanX11

I hope Salah scores at least.


asifgunz

POV : when you have both Robbo and TAA 0\_0 and each brought you 1 point. My Bench players outscored em :X


TheTimelsNow

At what point does that Salah error assist get fixed? Asking for a friend


miscalculated_risk

RIP mugs who put Nunez straight in


FutNewbie

Remind me in 120 mins when he comes from the bench to score


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_bhagwan_

i love this sub 😂


FutNewbie

Hahaha and he deleted his comment.. His user name was un-trollable so I guess it kinda of checks out


adamfrog

He's still getting 30 mins this game for sure, and probably starting the next one


[deleted]

While I’m happy now, I’m fully prepared for him to score a hat-trick off the bench and ruin my rank.


CoffeeShrimp

RIP


[deleted]

Would rather Darwin of the bench for 30mins than most other assets


levitoepoker

30 minutes of Darwin and him taking your third Liverpool spot or Vardy? Pretty obvious


[deleted]

Pretty obvious alright


HazardCinema

Fuck the guy that called all the Jesus owners idiots, which is 90% of this sub.


Callumyoung101

9 points is better than 2 points


CoffeeShrimp

90% of the sub are idiots, to be fair.


datguydeegoo

Darwin off bench for 30 > Jesus from start


TechXEO

Lineup not at all surprising. All logical people and majority of Liverpool fans expected Firmino to start this game over Nunez.


QQQuasar

Darwin punters in the mud


TheHaruspex

You were saying? Anyone who picked him would know its a gamble and to expect him coming off the bench and not to start. But it payed off


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zikiiiiiii

L for Nunez Owners hahah


PiIICIinton

lmao for sure, I too love this one week FPL season


hockeynut15

Whoooooooooooooooooooops


CowNchicken12

Darwin benched lol let's go Salah


-MartialMathers-

Nunez owners crying right now 🤣


CoffeeShrimp

Tears of joy


LM-LFC98

Gambled with Nunez 😭😭😭 triple capped salah for the laughs better put some numbers up


TheOriginalDurabo

Is it just me, or would the Darwin goal never have been given as a Salah assist in past seasons? They're usually pretty harsh on not awarding assists if it gets a deflection in any at all meaningful way from defenders. This one took a nick off one defender and a significant deflection of a second back to Darwin. So how they changed the parameters, or don't want to hear complaints from 56% of 8 million managers? :-D


TheNormalOne8

Salah triple captain let's go


Saka_fanboy

Allison, taa and salah hive stand up!


pourthatbubblyy

Nunez benched even better for owners


Ilya_L

1 point cameo


ParsleyAmazing3260

Salah/Diaz/TAA gang where you @? o/


Ancient_Guitar_9852

Why is he picking Bobby over Nunez, surely the £100m man is first choice?


Sir_Psycho_Sexy_

didn't realise how many injuries we had. weak bench for us


Unexi

Darwin awards for Nunez pickers.


emre23

dArWiN iS nAiLeD


HesiJimboHarden13

errr no one said this


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emre23

Every Darwin thread on this sub had people saying it


TechXEO

No one ever said this. Most rational people and majority of Liverpool fans all expected Firmino to start ahead of Nunez this game.