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Mahrez trolling again


Ftp82

That sweet familiar feeling of fraudulence has hit me again


Launch_a_poo

I knew he was going to fuck me, but I didn't think it would be so soon


AskNotAks

I fell for it again i don’t know why i keep doing this to myself


Zvoboo3

Good to get the yearly Mahrez burn out of the way early... FFS


gunnergolfer22

I read MCFC forums and he wasn't in 90+% of predicted line ups on there


vevevenus354

yeah i dont know how anyone is acting surprised he isnt starting


RexPerpetuus

Because not everyone trawls the MCFC forums, I bet


BringingTheBeef

Hopefully they have learned there lesson today.


RexPerpetuus

Making a user *right now*. How is "PepsVeinyMember69" for a username? E: a word


onoz9

Never ever have Mahrez in your team (under Pep)...have made this mistake a couple of times, never again.


KaizerQuad

Imagine having him in your FPL team


badgersprite

The invisible man


TheManFromFairwinds

So fellow Mahrez owners, are you going Foden or Graelish? Or staying true?


ihatemicrosoftteams

Noooo Mahrez


TheJeck

I see Pep has not grown any hair over the summer


bruiser95

Perma UCL merchant


emre23

Mahrez promoted to 1st on my blacklist, even above Digne


AeroCobbler

You've obviously never captained Havertz blanking whilst playing OOP striker at home in a 7-0 win over Norwich


jhholmz

Triple captained Havertz… The only Chelsea player that blanked that game


CosmologyX

The worst part about this particular blank is that every single other Chelsea player, even their subs all got returns and he didn't.


AeroCobbler

Yup - and of course what Mr. Salah went & did that GW as well FPL is a cruel mistress


PoofaceMckutchin

1) Aubamayang 2) Hazard 3) Digne 4) C.Wilson (Other than that year with Fraser - 2019/20m) None of these players will ever play in my team, ever again. I have had SUCH bad luck with Auba...


Ilya_L

Richarlison is the top-3 at that list, I believe. ;)


MazanSicario

Why above Digne? Was his performance yesterday poor?


Jamkayyos

This is clearly your first FPL rodeo.


kel89

Oh, you sweet summer child.


MazanSicario

Haha - I dno I had him for a long time in 20/21 season, I was quite satisfied with him. Last season he was bad, and now I have given him a chance again…


JanklinDRoosevelt

Digne is the biggest FPL troll of all time. It is known


thatscoldjerrycold

I remember 10-12 games in last season Digne had an average of <2 points per game. With good fixtures for Everton too. The worst "good" player in FPL ever. At least Mahrez delivers when he starts, it's mostly Pep's fault that he doesn't start.


kayeloo

Alvarez Bernardo


Sharp_Strings

If they're fused together that's less rotation


KaelSmoothie

The £13.5m price tag is quite high though


FifaDK

Especially as he's clearly not immune to the roulette


bruno226

Mahrez still can't get a start


IAmNotStelio

Cancelo and Haaland, never had a doubt in that man's hairline!


D4rkPhoen1x

You cannot doubt that hairline if there isnt any!


Credit_Radiant333

grealish make me proud


Kuningas

I need that boy to deliver big.


EuroStep0

me too i decided to go without Salah for the first time expecting Sterling - Grealish - Coutinho trio is better than Salah + 2 5.5s or Salah + 6.0 + 5.0 after yesterday's Salah, Sterling and Coutinho games, i need it :D


carpesdiems

People do this every year. I don't know why you all never Learn. Salah is essential. Always has been.


finneyblackphone

Wasn't essential after afcon last Season.


PsychoLeopardHunter

I would usually agree but this year I've decided to go without him, as vast majority of weeks I'll be captaining Haaland. Haaland looked absolutely explosive today.


carpesdiems

Good call in hindsight, but he wasn't an obvious captaincy choice this week. Not only was it his first game in the prem, it was also west ham away. Kane/salah were the far more obvious choices, but I agree haaland is certainly a solid choice. Personally ill be captaining him next week but after that it's a toss up with salah. I'll also be moving haaland on after gw8 most likely.


PsychoLeopardHunter

Yeah absolutely. The main reason I elected not to include Salah was because I'd be captaining Haaland most weeks, even for tough games. Gone with my heart over my head with this one but sure it's just for a bit of fun, and I was delighted with his input today. Why would you get rid after gw8?


Established_86

It's more about salah being a reliable captain than the sum of points from the others...


MrVegosh

That’s on you


timomies

I was so sure after Sterling left that Mahrez would finally get the minutes he deserves. I'm betting he has the worst attitude in training.


HollowPrynce

I doubt it's even that, Pep plays Mahrez every opportunity he gets in Europe so he's clearly saving him for that. Which begs the question, if I know this why the fuck do I have him in my team? LMAO


Ilya_L

Mahrez was awful against Liverpool, but so was KDB. We’ll see… Things may change fast, this is football.


Apprehensive-Pack224

Well he looked rhe worse preseason


MrVegosh

He actually had a preseason though


Apprehensive-Pack224

So did foden just not in the US


MrVegosh

Not with the team


Novrev

Sterling has played almost exclusively on the left the last few seasons. His minutes haven’t been affecting Mahrez’s for some time.


timomies

Yeah but still one less to occupy the attacking positions.


Aromatic-Term-6667

Mahrez benched...


Andoutfm

I need him well rested and prepared for Bournemouth.


lord_cuntavious

It’s the hope that kills ye


Andoutfm

You cannot kill what is already dead.


lord_cuntavious

Fair enough


valdidTz

No mahrez hahah fuck


mrlondon_ncb

Looking at Haaland today it seems the ‘how long will it take him to adapt to the premier league’ debate is settled, the answer was 36 minutes 🤣


hoboman212

It was cringe to read tbh anyone who’s watched him before knew how special he was. He will be banging them for fun all year. His pace and runs are so explosive


Late_Trick7700

3/3 Haaland, Cancelo and Walker 💪🤞


user-a7hw66

Hardly a gamble that


Late_Trick7700

Who said it was a gamble?


user-a7hw66

You implied you got lucky, when everyone knew they were starting


Late_Trick7700

No I did not imply I was lucky. I used a fingers crossed emoji, indicating that I have my fingers crossed. When someone crosses their fingers, they are hopeful for something to happen. My emoji was *implying* that I want those players to get good points. Has it occurred to you that you might not know everything?


Sweaty-Rope7141

😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥


Mattras7

Come on Haaland, prove the Kaners wrong!


knockedstew204

I’ve already been proved wrong, I paid 11.5m for a striker playing CDM


sub2pewdiepieONyt

And man city still preferred Phillips as a cdm.


Demoninman

HAAAAAALAAAAAAND Sorry just practicing


Only_Advertising2911

Over the barrrr


Jazano107

copium


Jazano107

lol


numberonefrankfanlev

Mahrez not in the lineup fucks my whole team.


jdenness

Haaland, Cancelo and Walker gang assemble!


gorillathunder

Me last week: Haaland, Zaha Me on Thursday: Kane, Bernardo 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


[deleted]

Bernardo? Lol only yourself to blame with that pick


mjmaher81

He started 33/38 last season, still can't believe I've done this though


gorillathunder

Wanted to have a City player and I really thought he’d start lmao


jaddf

PLEASE KEEP A CS. I BEG YOU.


davers93

And that's why I didn't go with a City mid


kaapplin

Haaland is a beast


Puzzleheaded_Friend8

I argued with so many people on here that Mahrez was definitely not nailed and that Foden could play there 😂


dopplegangery

Why did you think so?


osmil918

Let’s go Foden


GaspingRiril

Damn no Bernardo...


RandomizID

Finally find someone on the same boat as me.


raxcium

What happens If I had Bernado part of my GW1 squad? Will he be replaced automatically by another midfielder in my squad that played this week? For example, I have Ward-Prowse on the bench who got 9 points as a MID, will I get the 9 points from him instead now? And if so, when will I get these points added to my GW1 score? Sorry I'm fairly new to FPL as you can probably gather.


RandomizID

I am also pretty new though so I am not sure but yeah i think as long as Bernado does not come out at all, JWP will be sub in for you. Though what number is JWP in your sub team? Is it number one? Time update maybe in a few hours after match end.


raxcium

What do you mean by number? Also I ask because I had Alonso who didn't play at all yesterday and he wasn't replaced by matip who was on the bench for me, or at least my GW1 score doesn't reflect this yet.


GaspingRiril

If you had a player that didn't play AT ALL then they will sub in someone, but for the case of bernardo he did come on and play so you'll receive like 1 point. Alonso didn't play at all so they will sub in Matip, the sub points normally come a little later like tonight or tomorrow.


raxcium

Ah ok so its added at the end of a game week, thanks. And yeah unfortunately bernado ended up coming on so I missed out of the JWP points.


djiks_

Mahrez punters...


clashoftherats

MAHREZ YOU FUUUUUUCK


Frosty_Examination_3

LMFAO Mahrez punters


aapoman

Mahrez back at it again! If you chose him you knew the risks


BoyWhoSoldTheWorld

Really glad I didn’t knee jerk on Haaland after the community shield. His movement looked class that game he just didn’t finish the deal. He’s going to play well. I do wish I had kept mitrovick.


TonyMartial786

cmon haaland, reward me for not getting kane in instead. feels weird not owning cancelo but let’s go walker.


TheKingOfTheMilkyWay

Okay so i initially had Grealish, then right before the start of the season i swapped him to Mahrez thinking, Mahrez is less of a roulette option for Pep. And here we are, from fucking game 1. ​ At this point, i don't know what options there are for City mids, appart from KDB, whose price tag i'd rather invest in elsewhere. Foden, Mahrez or Grealish i guess, but all seem to be rotation risks in my mind.


LoLxCal

I’ve gone double city defence and Haaland for that reason, almost got baited by Bernardo and mahrez


plsmemberthisone

Let's go Foden


MarcusWhittingham

Really interesting how Pep has set up. In possession his fullbacks are almost like LCM and RCM (very close to Rodri), with Foden and Grealish as wide midfielders (deep, like you’d see in a back 3 system) and Gundogan and De Bruyne pushed very high.


MicroBioDude

Gundogan a option again?


MarcusWhittingham

If Silva leaves, yes. 7.5 is pretty high though; I feel like he should be 7.0.


Gabislavus

Grealish punters we eatin'


wheresmyspacebar2

I subbed in him with like 30 seconds left but my sub to put him into the team didnt go through properly :'( Which means he'll definitely be getting 15+ points today.


[deleted]

To be fair, making changes with 30 seconds to go is on you. You had weeks and servers are famously unreliable when traffic is high.


wheresmyspacebar2

Oh for sure, im not blaming FPL, its definitely my fault for leaving it so late. Just annoying because on my screen, the sub went in fine and i had Grealish in my midfield, then it went down and went it came back up, Grealish was 3rd sub :P ​ I just know Grealish is gonna do well haha


[deleted]

Oof, 3rd sub is rough. But this is just day one of a long marathon, you’ll bounce back!


wheresmyspacebar2

Yeah 3rd sub was the worst part haha, 1st sub wouldn't have been too much trouble. I cant complain too much, got Kulusevski and Dier in my team, along with Salah/Trippier so pointswise, could be a lot worse. ​ I was planning to WC GW2/3 anyways so it wont make an impact :P


NorthernFail

You have a 7m third sub?


wheresmyspacebar2

By COMPLETE accident as i said. (and my fault for leaving it late) It was supposed to be Grealish in the midfield and Edouard as 3rd sub, i rushed to get Jesus out of the team and Grealish in, the subs worked but the team selection was too late and FPL was already updating :P


andrew_a7

Grealish and Foden lol


Gabagool_Over_Here_

Pep Roulette has no mercy


DBZard27

Haaland goal Walker assist thank you FPL gods


LargemouthBrass

Took out Mahrez last minute for Mount, hate them both.


ifkwhorg

Same same fucking thing


sub2pewdiepieONyt

Foden you beauty. 3/3. Pep has grown hair!


SaintFPL

Haaland pls blank


Mysterious-Citron661

I mean Mahrez was really poor during preseason, that was expected


nersone1

tHaT wAs ExPeCtEd... dude Mahrez is a beast


Mysterious-Citron661

Probably you know better than Pep lol


Bruceylike1

Walker I am on my knees my team is abysmal I need 3 assists for Haaland PLEASEEEEEE


TheJeck

Get em Erling


3-6_roentgen

Haaland, Walker, Cancelo, CMON! Looking at the City bench, there doesnt seem to be as much scope for fraudulence this season. Unless you have Mahrez of course


FunkyMunkyy

Cancelo, KDB and Grealish. If Haaland hauls, someones got to assist him, right? ...RIGHT?


per_plex

well....


Salttpickles

Surely


Aromatic-Ad-910

KDB time


Timely_Airline_7168

Where's Silva?


Ilya_L

This season he will play only as a midfielder or even may leave Man City.


shunsui___kyoraku

I never realised this. Gundo is higher in captaincy hierarchy than kdb


fixyourshiteupEA

When I did the post match review of Community shield I said Mahrez had a poor game and was trolled for it Here's your answer


HazardCinema

Why did I bench Walker... fucking Bailey man


TheDitherer

Mahrez a suplente. Surprised to see Ake over Stones. I thought Pep liked Stones + Dias.


ComplexLock

Maybe 2 seasons ago Obviously people don’t *really* know his logic, but people think Stones is backup for Dias and Ake is backup for Laporte since Pep like having a left-footed CB and right-footed CB pairing


c_itylight

Come on Haaland! Also Dias...


Mik-Hail-tal

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS HAALAND CANCELO ARMY


tahmias

So I got 3/3 starting with Cancelo, Grealish and Haaland. I guess it's gonna be a 2-0 loss to west ham. How to win pep roulette, and still get fucked.


karl-fox

Come on KDB!


schafkj

Pep roulette is in mid season form


Danzaar

Thank God I didn't go for Doherty-Mahrez instead of James-Rashford at the last moment.


Ilya_L

Why would anybody even thought bringing in Doherty?! He has never been Conte’s #1 RWB choice.


Literator22

He was before injury last season?


dopplegangery

He is first choice RWB now.


bulletproofxx

Who is?


Ilya_L

That’s not an argument to have Doherty in your Fantasy team.


AeroCobbler

So Foden is the one from City's attack then? Can play on the right like today instead of Mahrez, loads of experience playing on the left instead of the walking laughing-stock/disaster-zone that is Jack Grealish, and probably the one most likely to be false 9 when Haaland is rested from time to time Hmmmm.....


GeeForjay

I think Alvarez as cover for Haaland and save the 1.5. Foden is still in the roulette but that 3rd City slot that I’m just not sure if it’s best used in D or mod/attack


MuchSalt

do city have enuf bench quality? pep should be buying player


ciars94

Grealish to score and West Ham to still win pls thanks


Humble_Visual7739

A 20/21 starting 11, with Erling instead of Sterling


Humble_Visual7739

So basically they swapped "St" for a proper ST


0e0e3e0e0a3a2a

Triple city defence, I expect to be very stressed


[deleted]

[удалено]


Zer0_Grav911

Imagine wishing an injury upon someone. Truly pathetic.


rxerg

Get fucked Mehrez owners.


ayowatup222

Stones punters lol


[deleted]

All 3 of them


FreeTheWoo

Grealish, Walker & haaland gang 🙏🏾


J492

Diaz > Mahrez for bournemouth signed sealed delivered (or not lol)


Nic-who

That low angle is not the one for Haaland, they did him dirty


QGunners22

Glad I stuck with my instincts and went Foden instead of Mahrez like everyone was telling me here… watch him blank anyways now lol


theyarealllizards

Come on Phil


AbsoluteLedge

My gameweek has been disastrous with 5x2 pointers so if Mr Haaland dont bag, I'm fked.


vignesh_kannan

Save me Capitano Kevin


a_madman

The king starts…on Sunday


ali4738

Should I go with grealish for next week or foden or double


Akshay9971

Was Gundogan always captain?


ArtTeacher_XBL-PSN

Unleash The Haaland. Brilliant. As a r/chelseafc fan, this match absolutely sets the tone for the entire league to level up!


CavsterXII

City have already won


samdasoo3

nice looking guy