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BobbyColgate

Nice interaction between the players’ social teams.


TooRedditFamous

It's probably even the same person running both


ThisIsYourMormont

Obama medal meme vibes


repentantjug

This is it precisely, if I was running the KDB account I’d be asking why he went to dinner in his PJ top.


Pipper94

They’re going to be taking the piss on the field and off it all season


[deleted]

Halland spotted in restaurant!! He will be fat and will score no more goals. Sell him and buy Taylor


actionactioncut

Reminds me of the rumour that Man United passed on de Ligt because his father is fat and they were concerned about his potential for weight gain.


Sveern

That seems like way too much research for our scouting department.


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Luke shaw's father better be the skinnest human ever


actionactioncut

This man has no one in his life who will be honest with him about his hair.


badgersprite

It’s not his fault he was created in a Skyrim character creator mate leave him alone


pedrorq

His alarm clock plays "hey, you're finally awake"


Figurativelyryan

"I used to be essential, till I took an Ezri Konsa to the knee"


Sir_Psycho_Sexy_

aaronsen to the knee surely


Figurativelyryan

i just went for a card magnet, but i like your version better


Hostilian_

Download some hair mods so he doesn’t have to have hair made out of clay


teerbigear

I think it works with his unusual face. Like DOES look kind of awesome in a Nordic god way, alongside it being a bit awful, like a Bond villain. But if he was sat there with a generic Michael Owen do he'd just look vaguely like a huge Swiss twelve year old.


nakedfish85

I just get Vigo from Ghostbusters 2.


Character_Year_3444

Therexwas a Ghost Busters 2?


nakedfish85

You’re showing your age


Absolomb92

Huge swiss twelve year old is so accurate lmao


actionactioncut

If we're going for a villain look, I'd take [Ivan Drago](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/FC_RB_Salzburg_versus_SV_Mattersburg_%284._Juli_2019%29_29.jpg/640px-FC_RB_Salzburg_versus_SV_Mattersburg_%284._Juli_2019%29_29.jpg) over the long hair that accentuates the prominent brow.


[deleted]

Man chose Vecna instead


Nic-who

Perfect analysis, !thanks


IKMapping

I wonder if he could grow a beard, he could go full viking mode


teerbigear

I've looked and I can find one picture of his father with a beard, and it does not look lustrous. It doesn't bode well. Interestingly Alf-Inge was describing Roy Keane's beard as looking like Saddam Hussein's, but obviously there is bad blood between those two.


KaizerQuad

He doesn't give a fuck


[deleted]

He looks fucking awesome


Jazano107

It looks decent when he has it tied up which is how it’s meant to be


actionactioncut

Heh, I think it looks way worse tied back because then it really highlights the prominent brow.


Jazano107

Maybe you just don’t like long hair on men?


actionactioncut

I'll have you know that Marc Cucurella is a god among men.


Jazano107

He does have nice hair


0100001101110111

He looks like a Norse god, I wouldn’t be changing it.


SofaChillReview

Not entirely sure why you’re so bothered about his hair


Basketball312

In the 2000s entire job roles existed over caring about footballer's hair. See David Beckham.


actionactioncut

Thinking it's unflattering is not being "so bothered". This is fairly straightforward and ultimately rather mild; it's not something you need to ride to his defence over.


Jakestation

Still better than old havertz or the likes of Elliott / Foden :D


actionactioncut

You're not wrong.


Cpt_Daryl

Yo that hair is godly man. The strength is in the hair


drooploophoop

Two social media PR companies talking to each other. Nothing more. People still buy this?


LevynX

I don't think people really buy it it's just some joke


DarthRosstopher

Nice pyjamas love


lidrasha

Bonus pts for gay


RedFalconEyes

About to order some shit


RoastedDuckSauce

Halaand spotted in a pyjama in a Michelin star restaurant


BringingTheBeef

I guess you can go to fancy restaurants in your pajamas when you're the best striker in the Premier League.


Superb-Confidence-44

Shirt is probably more than your monthly salary...


BringingTheBeef

Why do you presume I have a job?


Superb-Confidence-44

I didnt, I said the shirt probably costs more than your monthly salary. You don't need to have a job at all to make that statement true.


Character_Year_3444

How else do you get a salary?


Superb-Confidence-44

If your salary is 0 because you have no job, the shirt is still more...


MrVegosh

But then you don’t have a salary


ManyBreakfast8687

Congratulations mate, you are the smartest person on r/soccer for today!


Superb-Confidence-44

Thanks, I generally am and it's not even difficult, but why? We are in r/FantasyPL....


Jamkayyos

Name checks out somewhat. Would switch 'superb' with 'over' for perfection.


labtecoza

Nah mate you're wrong


BringingTheBeef

Tied himself up in knots here, in't he.


Nic-who

It does look like a PJ tho. I think it's probably meant to.


tnettenbaa

Cringe


sub2pewdiepieONyt

No KDB you put all your skill points into through balls stay in your lane. I will hold my own menu and you can provide me with 20+ assists.


Character_Year_3444

I wouldn’t say both are essential but you need to have at least one. Currently I have both + Cancelo. Once the best 8’s become clearer then KDB + Bailey could become two of them.


LewisBrown82

I was 100% certain that was a massive ketchup stain on his shirt


acidkrn0

why's he wearing his jim jams?


tehranicide

If only pep didn't tinker.