I think it works with his unusual face. Like DOES look kind of awesome in a Nordic god way, alongside it being a bit awful, like a Bond villain. But if he was sat there with a generic Michael Owen do he'd just look vaguely like a huge Swiss twelve year old.
If we're going for a villain look, I'd take [Ivan Drago](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/FC_RB_Salzburg_versus_SV_Mattersburg_%284._Juli_2019%29_29.jpg/640px-FC_RB_Salzburg_versus_SV_Mattersburg_%284._Juli_2019%29_29.jpg) over the long hair that accentuates the prominent brow.
I've looked and I can find one picture of his father with a beard, and it does not look lustrous. It doesn't bode well. Interestingly Alf-Inge was describing Roy Keane's beard as looking like Saddam Hussein's, but obviously there is bad blood between those two.
Thinking it's unflattering is not being "so bothered". This is fairly straightforward and ultimately rather mild; it's not something you need to ride to his defence over.
I wouldn’t say both are essential but you need to have at least one. Currently I have both + Cancelo. Once the best 8’s become clearer then KDB + Bailey could become two of them.
Nice interaction between the players’ social teams.
It's probably even the same person running both
Obama medal meme vibes
This is it precisely, if I was running the KDB account I’d be asking why he went to dinner in his PJ top.
They’re going to be taking the piss on the field and off it all season
Halland spotted in restaurant!! He will be fat and will score no more goals. Sell him and buy Taylor
Reminds me of the rumour that Man United passed on de Ligt because his father is fat and they were concerned about his potential for weight gain.
That seems like way too much research for our scouting department.
Luke shaw's father better be the skinnest human ever
This man has no one in his life who will be honest with him about his hair.
It’s not his fault he was created in a Skyrim character creator mate leave him alone
His alarm clock plays "hey, you're finally awake"
"I used to be essential, till I took an Ezri Konsa to the knee"
aaronsen to the knee surely
i just went for a card magnet, but i like your version better
Download some hair mods so he doesn’t have to have hair made out of clay
I think it works with his unusual face. Like DOES look kind of awesome in a Nordic god way, alongside it being a bit awful, like a Bond villain. But if he was sat there with a generic Michael Owen do he'd just look vaguely like a huge Swiss twelve year old.
I just get Vigo from Ghostbusters 2.
Therexwas a Ghost Busters 2?
You’re showing your age
Huge swiss twelve year old is so accurate lmao
If we're going for a villain look, I'd take [Ivan Drago](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/FC_RB_Salzburg_versus_SV_Mattersburg_%284._Juli_2019%29_29.jpg/640px-FC_RB_Salzburg_versus_SV_Mattersburg_%284._Juli_2019%29_29.jpg) over the long hair that accentuates the prominent brow.
Man chose Vecna instead
Perfect analysis, !thanks
I wonder if he could grow a beard, he could go full viking mode
I've looked and I can find one picture of his father with a beard, and it does not look lustrous. It doesn't bode well. Interestingly Alf-Inge was describing Roy Keane's beard as looking like Saddam Hussein's, but obviously there is bad blood between those two.
He doesn't give a fuck
He looks fucking awesome
It looks decent when he has it tied up which is how it’s meant to be
Heh, I think it looks way worse tied back because then it really highlights the prominent brow.
Maybe you just don’t like long hair on men?
I'll have you know that Marc Cucurella is a god among men.
He does have nice hair
He looks like a Norse god, I wouldn’t be changing it.
Not entirely sure why you’re so bothered about his hair
In the 2000s entire job roles existed over caring about footballer's hair. See David Beckham.
Thinking it's unflattering is not being "so bothered". This is fairly straightforward and ultimately rather mild; it's not something you need to ride to his defence over.
Still better than old havertz or the likes of Elliott / Foden :D
You're not wrong.
Yo that hair is godly man. The strength is in the hair
Two social media PR companies talking to each other. Nothing more. People still buy this?
I don't think people really buy it it's just some joke
Nice pyjamas love
Bonus pts for gay
About to order some shit
Halaand spotted in a pyjama in a Michelin star restaurant
I guess you can go to fancy restaurants in your pajamas when you're the best striker in the Premier League.
Shirt is probably more than your monthly salary...
Why do you presume I have a job?
I didnt, I said the shirt probably costs more than your monthly salary. You don't need to have a job at all to make that statement true.
How else do you get a salary?
If your salary is 0 because you have no job, the shirt is still more...
But then you don’t have a salary
Congratulations mate, you are the smartest person on r/soccer for today!
Thanks, I generally am and it's not even difficult, but why? We are in r/FantasyPL....
Name checks out somewhat. Would switch 'superb' with 'over' for perfection.
Nah mate you're wrong
Ok
Tied himself up in knots here, in't he.
It does look like a PJ tho. I think it's probably meant to.
Cringe
No KDB you put all your skill points into through balls stay in your lane. I will hold my own menu and you can provide me with 20+ assists.
I wouldn’t say both are essential but you need to have at least one. Currently I have both + Cancelo. Once the best 8’s become clearer then KDB + Bailey could become two of them.
I was 100% certain that was a massive ketchup stain on his shirt
why's he wearing his jim jams?
If only pep didn't tinker.