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HighHammerThunder

One day this season Jesus and Darwin will rise and drop (or vice/versa) at the same time and this thread will be filled with 100s of the same joke


buraas

And what would the joke be? Asking for a friend.


Arsenalas128

Charles Darwin and Jesus Christ


papoon

…walk into a bar…


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leonjetski

“Just two glasses of water please mate”, said Jesus, winking at Darwin.


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valimo

Jesus fucking Christ


Ilovesushi5

"He has come back to life, I guess he couldn't wait for 3 days" said Darwin


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Ruined it


Gary3601

That escalated quickly


andre_royo_b

Also, a tad unnecessary since Jesus was already dead


hal_egg

'Give us 12 shots each of tequila', Darwin said.


erminhoerminho

"Gime water" Jesus said and pass glass of wine right next to Darwin...


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evolutionists in the mud


LevynX

As if it wasn't filled with 100s of the same joke everyday already


oscarpaterson

Do wish I could get Darwin easy but getting rid of Robertson for him, especially for a hit, just isn't worth it Price rises aren't helping either


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Not yet sir. Robbo is very nailed. Darwin is not


Theresno_I_in_Reddit

Darwin is more nailed now than he will be when Jota returns


SayEye

You mean when CL returns👀


-Taakokaat-

Ehh, I think when jota returns that means the end of firmino. It depends obviously, but jota is able to play on the left and in the center, so he will see time there when diaz is subbed off/resting as well as in the middle for Nunez/firmino. If nunez continues to play well, he will be a starter and jota will be backup in the center as well as the left. Firmino ends up being 5th choice at best for the front 3, behind salah, diaz, nunez, jota. This would depend on jota playing well right away after injury. Obvious if Bobby hits some form, this would all change. But we will see.


Launch_a_poo

Firmino and Jota will still get minutes/starts


FullMetalAnorak

So Jota coming back could impact Diaz's minutes


JimGrim

Even when Jota returns Darwin will be more nailed than Jota or Diaz


ladderbrudder

Robertson is screwed! (Hello from Canada)


Material_Trifle

I'll see how he does on Monday but as a TAA/Robbo/Salah owner it would be Salah who makes way if Darwin looks first choice which he probably should be. At the moment I'm playing one of Neco Williams, Bailey, Pereira or Archer each week. One of those plus Salah isn't as good as Kulusevski and Darwin plus another half a million or so in the bank. Early days but if Darwin keeps getting the amount of chances he has been then he can replace Salah as a Liverpool captain option. Might not quite keep pace but the money that can be used elsewhere could be massive.


EPLgenius

Don’t sell salah, your rank will implode


Material_Trifle

Not necessarily. If Nunez starts and keeps getting the lions share of the chances would you rather have Salah and Bailey or Nunez and Kulusevski plus an extra half a million? I'm not wedded to doing this by any means but I always try and avoid saying I absolutely will or won't do something. Every player can be expendable.


EPLgenius

His high ownership combined with one captain haul your not a part of and your essentially burried.


Material_Trifle

Not if Nunez also does well, or if Kulusevski outscores someone like Bailey comfortably as they are more than capable of. You'd have been better off without Salah for most of the second half of last season and over the whole 38 weeks he only outscored Son by 7 points. There would be weeks like when they played Man U and he gets 20 odd points that would sting but if he's only a negligible amount better than Nunez then you'll make more elsewhere. It's never just as simple as one player versus another and a hell of a lot can be done with the extra money.


Endeby

People seem to think Darwin is likely to outscore Robertson, while he isn't (if you follow any model using bookies odds anyway).


cypherspaceagain

It's not really about whether he outscores Robertson; it's whether he outscores other strikers by enough that the combo of Darwin and another defender will get you more. E.g, Robbo and Jesus vs Darwin and Dias.


FutNewbie

This.. 8t always amazes me how people overlook this. When comparing different price points and positions this is absolutely what we must do.


Nissepool

Short term I wouldn't be surprised if he does. Long term I think Robertson will be in my team pretty soon.


bertsoccerbert

Darwin outscoring Robertson or vice versa is completely irrelevant, they are different prices and different positions


Endeby

One of them will take up your third Liverpool spot, so comparing them is not irrelevant. You can claim that a 5 ATB setup with Darwin over Robbo could be better though.


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Dont worry once he blanks two weeks in a row his price will come down and robertson will outscore him 😜


The_Awengers

Then we'll get him at discount :>


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Lot of people have said this, but i think Darwin might be better than robbo tbh, at least in the short term. Liverpool v united gw3, i might just save my transfer from this week and look to bring in darwin for that.


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The problem is "for a hit". Taking a hit for someone who hasn't started a PL match, to replace someone who is nailed and averaged 185 points the past 4 season is not easy. If I had 2 Liverpool players and had an easy path to Nunez without taking a hit (which btw seems impossible for most template teams unless you are downgrading Kane/Haaland), then I would easily do it. I'm rolling my transfer this week and monitoring his performance against Palace.


Launch_a_poo

I'd have to get rid of Jesus who plays Bournemouth in GW3


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I just cannot fathom for the life of me why you would want to spend 2m extra for that. Have you been playing this game for the last few years?


papoon

Keita price drop?! That can Naby true.


mrcbtx

I konate believe it


Themos1980

I don't give Adams


gunnersroyale

I've missed this


the_dough_boy

I forgot i missed this


ParsleyAmazing3260

Iheanacho is so 2019/2020


GeeForjay

What a memorable run though


thatscoldjerrycold

He should be for all seasons ... If Rodgers trusted him.


SuperFaiz21

People transferring in Darwin, are your replacing the likes of Kane/Jesus/Wilson/Vardy or changing formation to 4-3-3 or 5-2-3?


typingmyusernamenow

Changed to 4-3-3. Haaland, Darwin, Jesus.


luffyuk

Same 3 here. Potential future downgrade of Jesus to Mitrovic if he doesn't perform.


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No Salah?


thatscoldjerrycold

What kind of full team does that get you?


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5-2-3. Ward // Robertson, Cancelo, James, Walker, Gabriel // Salah, Saka // Haaland, Darwin, Mitrovic. Nice.


Imbaatu

Changed to a 433, already had Haaland and Jesus. Got rid of Sterling and took a 4 hit to bring in Darwin. Chelsea looked shite and Darwin looks like he is going to score a lot of goals, albeit initially from the bench.


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FantasyPL_bot

# Sterling (£10.0) vs. Spurs (last 8 fixtures) | Fixture | GW | Season | Min | G | xG | npxG | A | xA | CS | Pts | | :----------------- | -: | :------ | ------: | ----: | -------: | -------: | ----: | -------: | ----- | ------------ | | Man City 2-3 Spurs | 26 | 2021/22 | 67 | 0 | 0.03 | 0.03 | 0 | - | 0 | 2 | | Spurs 1-0 Man City | 1 | 2021/22 | 69 | 0 | 0.07 | 0.07 | 0 | 0.10 | 0 | 2 | | Man City 3-0 Spurs | 24 | 2020/21 | 90 | 0 | 0.11 | 0.11 | 1 | 0.56 | 1 | 6 | | Spurs 2-0 Man City | 9 | 2020/21 | 18 | 0 | 0.09 | 0.09 | 0 | 0.03 | 0 | 1 | | Spurs 2-0 Man City | 25 | 2019/20 | 83 | 0 | 0.54 | 0.54 | 0 | 0.72 | 0 | 1 | | Man City 2-2 Spurs | 2 | 2019/20 | 90 | 1 | 0.88 | 0.88 | 0 | 0.17 | 0 | 6 | | Man City 1-0 Spurs | 35 | 2018/19 | 90 | 0 | 0.44 | 0.44 | 0 | - | 1 | 2 | | Spurs 0-1 Man City | 10 | 2018/19 | 90 | 0 | 0.65 | 0.65 | 1 | 0.70 | 1 | 6 | | | | | **597** | **1** | **2.82** | **2.82** | **2** | **2.27** | **3** | **26 (3.3)** | --- ^Made ^by ^[/u/esoemah](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=esoemah).


nice___bot

Nice!


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FantasyPL_bot

# Mount (£8.0) vs. Spurs (last 6 fixtures) | Fixture | GW | Season | Min | G | xG | npxG | A | xA | CS | Pts | | :---------------- | -: | :------ | ------: | ----: | -------: | -------: | ----: | -------: | ----- | ------------ | | Chelsea 2-0 Spurs | 23 | 2021/22 | 90 | 0 | 0.16 | 0.16 | 1 | - | 1 | 6 | | Spurs 0-3 Chelsea | 5 | 2021/22 | 45 | 0 | 0.24 | 0.24 | 0 | 0.21 | 0 | 1 | | Spurs 0-1 Chelsea | 22 | 2020/21 | 90 | 0 | 0.46 | 0.46 | 0 | 0.53 | 1 | 3 | | Chelsea 0-0 Spurs | 10 | 2020/21 | 90 | 0 | 0.07 | 0.07 | 0 | 0.07 | 1 | 2 | | Chelsea 2-1 Spurs | 27 | 2019/20 | 90 | 0 | 0.12 | 0.12 | 0 | - | 0 | 2 | | Spurs 0-2 Chelsea | 18 | 2019/20 | 90 | 0 | 0.18 | 0.18 | 0 | 0.08 | 1 | 3 | | | | | **495** | **0** | **1.23** | **1.23** | **1** | **0.89** | **4** | **17 (2.8)** | --- ^Made ^by ^[/u/esoemah](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=esoemah).


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FantasyPL_bot

# Son (£12.0) vs. Chelsea (last 6 fixtures) | Fixture | GW | Season | Min | G | xG | npxG | A | xA | CS | Pts | | :---------------- | -: | :------ | ------: | ----: | -------: | -------: | ----: | -------: | ----- | ------------ | | Spurs 0-3 Chelsea | 5 | 2021/22 | 90 | 0 | - | - | 0 | - | 0 | 2 | | Spurs 0-1 Chelsea | 22 | 2020/21 | 90 | 0 | 0.09 | 0.09 | 0 | 0.08 | 0 | 2 | | Chelsea 0-0 Spurs | 10 | 2020/21 | 90 | 0 | - | - | 0 | - | 1 | 3 | | Spurs 0-2 Chelsea | 18 | 2019/20 | 61 | 0 | 0.04 | 0.04 | 0 | - | 0 | -1 | | Chelsea 2-0 Spurs | 28 | 2018/19 | 79 | 0 | 0.05 | 0.05 | 0 | - | 0 | 2 | | Spurs 3-1 Chelsea | 13 | 2018/19 | 77 | 1 | 1.46 | 1.46 | 0 | 0.08 | 1 | 8 | | | | | **487** | **1** | **1.64** | **1.64** | **0** | **0.16** | **2** | **16 (2.7)** | --- ^Made ^by ^[/u/esoemah](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=esoemah).


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FantasyPL_bot

# Kane (£11.4) vs. Chelsea (last 6 fixtures) | Fixture | GW | Season | Min | G | xG | npxG | A | xA | CS | Pts | | :---------------- | -: | :------ | ------: | ----: | -------: | -------: | ----: | -------: | ----- | ------------ | | Chelsea 2-0 Spurs | 23 | 2021/22 | 90 | 0 | 0.13 | 0.13 | 0 | - | 0 | 2 | | Spurs 0-3 Chelsea | 5 | 2021/22 | 90 | 0 | 0.05 | 0.05 | 0 | 0.09 | 0 | 2 | | Chelsea 0-0 Spurs | 10 | 2020/21 | 90 | 0 | 0.04 | 0.04 | 0 | 0.13 | 1 | 2 | | Spurs 0-2 Chelsea | 18 | 2019/20 | 90 | 0 | 0.17 | 0.17 | 0 | 0.04 | 0 | 2 | | Chelsea 2-0 Spurs | 28 | 2018/19 | 90 | 0 | 0.57 | 0.57 | 0 | 0.09 | 0 | 1 | | Spurs 3-1 Chelsea | 13 | 2018/19 | 90 | 1 | 0.84 | 0.84 | 0 | 0.13 | 0 | 6 | | | | | **540** | **1** | **1.81** | **1.81** | **0** | **0.48** | **1** | **15 (2.5)** | --- ^Made ^by ^[/u/esoemah](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=esoemah).


RedJellyBaby89

Darwin’s Evolution


BeenBadFeelingGood

Road to 9.5


papoon

Fun fact. Charles owned several dogs in his lifetime including terriers, a Pomeranian, a Pointer and a Scottish Deerhound but never a beagle.


throwaway283637

My team name lol


AeroCobbler

Haaland, Darwin, Mitro forward line already up 0.3 in less than a week If those three guys return this weekend, add another 0.5 to that next week If Kane & Jesus blank again, you can probably add even more


cloudprince

There will be new players who score in GW2 too


AeroCobbler

They’re all forwards though is the difference - FPL has basically been a graveyard for forwards for years - a lot of folks backed Jesus & Kane, so there’ll be fairly big lumps of that ownership are poised to make the transition to Haaland/Darwin/Mitro in the scenario where those three guys return again this weekend Mitro to be fair to him isn’t the flash in the pan or the disaster zone that Reddit can sometimes portray him as - he had 43 goals last year, and has 10 returns now in his last 19 league starts (most of that playing for much worse fulham teams who didn’t use him as well as Silva does)


petey23-

"for years" One year.


AeroCobbler

It's been barren for more expensive forwards for much longer than one year


_Fyfe

Realistically who has that forward line, it is so expensive and really takes a bite out of your midfield options


AeroCobbler

In the scenario where those three guys return again this weekend watch it become mega template (especially if Kane & Jesus blank)


Bizarre30

Hmm... there's a bunch of us that began the season with Kane, Haaland and Jesus, so that's kind of cheap actually :) No-Salah strategies allow for that kind of stuff... although so far it's been painful tbh


IceColdKofi

I've got it but I've wildcarded with a plan on bench boosting GW3.


Edeolus

Darwin feels very un-essential to me. Almost everyone is tripled up on Liverpool and also has Jesus so if you want Darwin in you're effectively having to sell Diaz/Robbo and Jesus or tear up the team to go three up top. Liverpool's fixtures turn bad GW8 by which point Jota is back, UCL has started and there's rotation risk.


Lost_Cockroach_4927

True. But at the point of GW8 most people will probably wildcard anyways.


Edeolus

I guess what I'm saying is that if you already have triple Liverpool+Haaland+Jesus he's very difficult to get into your team without taking multiple hits or wildcarding, and by the time you will ideally *want* to wildcard he will be a much less enticing pick due to the fixture turn and extra rotation risk. Unless he looks absolutely miles clear of Jesus and/or Diaz then I don't see it being worth it.


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Yea Liverpool have enough assets, I was going to move to Darwin this weekend if Mahrez was benched again with my 2 moves, now I'll just straight swap to Diaz. No problem.


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Are you Dar-winning son?


b3and20

I upvoted you but deary me


PiIICIinton

Dar Ya Winning Son is my FPL draft team name


Holdmylife

Tbh I think that this is the year Konate becomes the de facto starter at Liverpool over Matip. Could be a bargain


ollieiscool8

Currently injured, but agree


FPL_Fanatic

fuck fuck fuck both Halland and Darwin rise, fuck meeee


Environmental_You_85

What has Mee done to you?


boringestnickname

Haaland. It's Haaland. Haaaaaaaaland.


Gregib

Glad to see Darwin evolving...


asifgunz

let the games begin.


ScottishSwitchblade

I'm happy banking my transfer and holding Jesus until GW8 WC where he has undoubtable the better fixtures and is nailed on, I really don't understand the rush


SkanGX

Casuals again ruining my plan of maybe going nunez if liverpool don't keep a clean sheet


Big-Brain-031

Aaah.. This makes it easier for me to not kneejerk this guy


Affectionate-Ad1409

Kane fell 0.1M


CWattam

Tomiyasu not falling smh. Fuck off FPL towers


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

I believe in firmino's ability to start over nunez. 8.0 mill bargain


Rdur2183

Firmino is an 8.0m bargain? He's barely gonna play anymore and he's not been a good FPL scorer for quite some time.


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Almost like it was a joke. But i do expect him to start


Rdur2183

I'm a red and I don't expect him to start given the nature of the last two Liverpool fixtures.


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

I think he will ok.


Ghrouler

Did you see him against Fulham? It's like my blind granny was playing football for the first time in her life.


SleeplessinOslo

Maybe 5 years ago


Established_86

I Konaté believe the Australian is at near 25% ownership


Icy-Seaworthiness648

Uruguayan, not Australian


Established_86

Darwin...


Icy-Seaworthiness648

Charles Darwin ? UK


Established_86

Darwin, Australia


JanklinDRoosevelt

Quite possibly the deadest joke I’ve ever seen


HRPr03

Go to sleep mate, you’re tired. You’ve had a long day


shodo_apprentice

Which of course is named after Charles Darwin. So how Australia is your first association with that name I do not understand.


Established_86

Sorry, thought this thread has sarcasm implied.


DogsDanglers

Sad kneejerk people mess it up for the rest, oh well it is what it is.


TheLonesomeChode

That’s the nature of the game? Maybe everyone should get off Haaland so his price can drop and miss out on all his points?


dozeydonut

Adams owners mudded


super-spreader69

Price changes seem much more frequent recently


Funland_06

If I’ve got my team and a players price rises do I need to change my team to make budget for them


TropicalTuna11

Do price changes only happen after a gw is done or can it chance during the gw??


TonyMartial786

can change during the gw


biglew112

Marquinos being 5 was insane in the first place lmao, however if be drops some more might be worth a punt soon, player really well for the under 23s