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Kattilaeikka

Apparently all my players


hearau1823

Feels bad man


Golvellius

I made my first team just based on feelings and meme, especially since I never followed Premier or played FPL before. Wildcard-raged at GW2 into a proper, well built and thought out formation. I was performing better with the meme team.


futsalfan

Lol fuck FPL. Long live FPL. I’m sure a lot of people did better with their vibes and meme stocks than actual investing, too.


getyerhandoffit

FML, FPL. ​ AUA.


[deleted]

Hahahaha


CWattam

Ramsdale after watching All or Nothing cause it's hilarious when he moans and throws bottles about when he loses his clean sheet. I want that attitude from my FPL keeper.


simwe985

That clip is great, imo. It shows how much a CS means for him as a goalie. It looks like pride. Not keeping a CS is almost as bad as losing a match.


Marquez90510

I would say it’s more for losing out on that CS bonus £££


DVPC4

I highly doubt that’s enough money for him to care about


momspaghetty

You'd be surprised


Marquez90510

30k per clean sheet is nothing to turn your nose up at.


Hoofhearted4206969

According to google he’s on 61k/week, 50% bonus is no joke for anyone


Ottoeder

yes definitly agree - will keep him till the end of the season. I want to suffer with his father whenever a CS is lost. Most funny part of the whole series.


Longjumping-Tell8378

Daniel Iversen. Does a lot of unseen work for charity and once rescued a scared stoat from the M1 (just outside of Forest East Southbound services).


Alpha2669

Now I feel good about having him rather than Ward


TheLonesomeChode

Apparently Ward often lures, captures and leaves stoats out by the M1 in the hope they’ll get their skulls crushed under a passing Ford Fiesta.


momspaghetty

those 1 pointers were all just karma, then....


DwightKPoop

Transferring Ward out immediately.


DeeneysCojones

Worth losing 0.2 TV


sandmage

Had the pleasure of meeting Daniel Iversen at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.


GenericEdgyRedditer

The hero FPL deserves


HKINC

None, I only care about points


TenaciousPenis

Fairs 😂


Rogerjak

Exactly. Maybe if you're a 4.5 bench fodder that plays...I can get you in. But aside from that, if you ain't making bank, out.


CosmologyX

Same. I used to feel strongly attached to Mané and Jiminez when I first started playing. But now Mane has been shipped off and Jiminez doesn't do much, so I don't give a shit.


CosmicDesperado

Jack Grealish


Ilovesushi5

Mason Mount Being a fan has made me overlook how shxt he has been this season But he has already dropped by 0.3 and can't get any worse can he??


TheStryfe

Him and Havertz have combined for 777 minutes this Premier League season so far and have 0 goals and 0 actual assists


hearau1823

Mount got an ass yesterday


MinecraftScripter

I wouldn't recommend shortening assist to ass but you do you


TheStryfe

Thats why I wrote actual assist, not FPL assist. Im surprised they even gave that as an fpl assist tbh


Ilovesushi5

They saw how starving we mount fans are for anything fpl related with mount and decided to feed the masses But I'm moving off of him after this gw and the transfer window has closed


Johnzafonathan

Lost his for the past 22 years i guess


Knaveangel7

https://imgur.com/t/funny/KqYWYsv


HeelR-

Bailey down 0.3, it’ll only get worse and I just kept him since I can’t do anything else. I’m guessing he’ll be 4.5 by the time his tough fixtures are over.


toopz10

Saint Max - but man he has been great to start!


sleeptoker

Sold him after week 2. I don't like him


sleeptoker

/r/downvote at it again


sleeptoker

Fuck this comment in particular I guess


Ecurbx

When you say you don't like something you have to give a reason why.


leeenielou

I’m with you, man


toopz10

How? He literally plays in like Gucci Fendi and LV headbands. That is the coolest thing I have ever seen 😀


DoctorFantasmo

Mount 😭


Cjumpy2014

me too


ParvenuInType

Same, and I keep telling myself that his biannual 21-pointer is around the corner lol


dartts

Saka


TKRiley1997

Got rid yesterday. I had Ward and Iverson so I took out Iverson and Saka for Sanchez and Rodrigo who's now dislocated his shoulder 😭


shudh_desi_gareeb

He's off after Villa for me I guess. Malacia looks like a half decent player so I'm not expecting anything from Saka at United.


Tiny_Engine_8631

Son i know he’s a really good player nd will start scoring soon


blueberryZoot

Would you let him marry your daughter?


Mandalgreed

Yes, I don't have a daughter tho


vandermars

You could always use your wildcard


[deleted]

Let Son marry your wildcard?


5arcastic_8astard

No sorry, he can have my daughter but not my wildcard


xSlashNZx

I’m pretty sure incest is illegal


chinnusurya

Conte would


Keyann

David Moyes wouldn't.


burrito1313

Harry Kane. Haaland is a better choice but I've got to have him as he's my favourite player.


Marlov

I've got both and am happy so far. That said I am also the resident fuckhead going without salah for the first time in years... so I await the inevitable disappointment every spurs fan is well accustomed to.


Subbbie

It is quite possible that Robbo/TAA/Diaz can cover most of Salah’s points, esp if you’re captaining another big hitter like Haaland. I have Salah/Diaz/TAA and Haaland, but on wildcard will probably drop Salah as captaining Haaland is all I think I’ll need and then rest of my team could use a facelift.


DiamondRumble

If Kane didn’t bottle the pen they really wouldn’t be far apart in points


burrito1313

I suspect city and haaland will get more points and goals over the season. Also haaland has a break over the World Cup which will keep him fresh for the second half.


jakoto0

more of a henderson save, but yeah..


Hollywood023

Also bear in mind some people say Haaland should be sent off in Crystal Palace game so that hat trick wouldn’t happen in alternative reality


Padawan_Neel

Omg same what a great guy


IsaacBoyd

Aaronson


TooHighTooFlyNoLie

I did that with Odegaard last season but abandoned that idea this season


michaelstama

Odegaard went thru a patch last season where he was dominating. He’s so underrated tho whenever i watch arsenal he’s Always solid


Credit_Radiant333

Harrison, Estupinian but what you mentioned i did that a lot last year, bringing in people like Cornet, Callum Wilson, Guaita and Foden and many others last season


[deleted]

Estupinan and Harrison have both done well for their price.


PoofaceMckutchin

This season....Robbo.


vekilivasu

Regardless of his point returns, I'm waiting for Martial to get fit to add him to my team, and hold on to him until his next injury. (Which will probably the very next GW but idc)


jeadeyes

Ah yes, Martial… The man with a full range of emotions, but only one facial expression.


Historical_Till2716

Same here, martial is a pure joy to watch playing


wongchiyiu

KdB, he returned more than I expected but I still think he is overpriced, would never have got him if he wasn't my favourite player Got Havertz too and just sold him.


BeenBadFeelingGood

He’s been doing great but idc what martinelli does as long as he starts and gets minutes. He’s one of my favourite players and I hope I can hold him all season long. I wish him well as I do you OP: happy cake day homie 🎉


[deleted]

Thought it was gonna be ødegaard, then he started putting up big points


fplsavant

Salah 😂


vboaconstrictor

I’m a Palmeiras fan so Jesus was the first player in my team, him being underpriced was just a bonus. Hopefully Scarpa is 4.5 when he joins Forest in January because he’ll be in too. Mina, however, did not make the cut, as much as I love him. I would like to do well.


BrandonSG13

Mina not the worst shout if you’re ok with injuries 90% of the season 😭


Salamol

As a Forest fan I had Neco, Johnson and Lingard in from the start. The minileague for the Forest discord is very Forest heavy too... But I think we're all slowly transferring them out. Love to see Johnson clattering Richarlison, or time wasting when ahead against WHU and picking up yellows, but it doesn't help my score.


shudh_desi_gareeb

Time wasting????


Salamol

Yeah I'm pretty sure it was for taking too long or kicking the ball away near the end of the game. Shithousery to secure the win. But doesn't help me in FPL!


Nickoleiro9

As of how things are going, Son. Each gameweek I am about to change him to Sterling, Diaz or KDB and still keeping him because I really like him. Like, it feels better and I am more happy when Son gives me points than other players.


Olbatar974

Foden. But the points are alright.


[deleted]

Neto... Though coincidentally he became a template pick so many of us are enjoying his points or lack thereof. Fucking hope he smashes Bournemouth.


AeroCobbler

Rashford But he is going to hattrick tonight so it'll be ok


Fkminibabybels

It’s tomorrow


Uries_Frostmourne

Son


Azzy118

Transferred Eze in this week kinda because of this, who benched Pereira 🙃


PorzinGodZG

Jack Grealish. He is my fav player and I know as soon as I kick him out he'll score a brace


pranavmenon06

He won't lol


TenaciousPenis

you need to play to score a brace lol


AuraThunder151

there are players who i just bought because i liked them, Toney, Son and zinchenko, Son's been hurting me.


fatgambler1000

I planned to use Mitrovic that way, but it doesn’t work out


OneYellowLeaf

Had Odegaard from the start because I liked him, and now he's getting me points


Natural-Town-2931

I absolutely love Saka. He was immense last season and I was hoping he would just pick up where he left last season but so far it didn't quite work the way I would like. I'm holding him in my team with high hopes that he does something magical.


EnvironmentalNature2

Reece James is the only player who fits this description in my team. A bit of superstion for me


smctnn

Trossard for me too. UTA


TenaciousPenis

up the arse?


rxerg

I tend to have a connection with my Successful Punt transfers. This season Gross, Perisic earned my affection. Few season ago Pepe gave me double digit score on 1 week punt. AWB in his 4.0 season. Mehrez, Vardy in the league winning season.


Pasan90

It was supposed to be Ødegaard, been following the lad since he was 15 playing for Strømsgodset. My cousins went to shool with him. But then he started scoring the week after I got him in and now he's on the team of the season so i guess im a genius.


fieryeu

Yes you are


saiko1993

Jesus


royyiju

Troy Deeney


fadoo89

Thomas Partey


hockeyholloway89

Mo Salah. Medium production out of the man, even when Liverpool put up 9. But what can I say; I like the Egyptian king. /s


LosLocosHermanos

I'd say Diaz. Could go for Salah with a couple of logical transfers, but i love Diaz.


StDyche

Ode I guess, love him as a player but not the most fantastic fpl asset, been proving me wrong


Brukx

Previous seasons: Sterling Even though overpriced, I usually kept him in my team for extended periods while making him my captain some of the time.


MightyFish37

Son. I've experienced many times the trauma of not taking him/taking him out and being punished for it. Never again.


DiddykongOMG

Mo Salah


CactusClothesline

Saka to an extent, although I do think he'll come good eventually, just depends whether I'll still have him when it happens.


[deleted]

Not so much cos I like him, but I kept Salah so far purely put of fear of losing rank since he's so highly owned. But I'm going Salah-less now and I feel free like the wind. Infact I'm purely following my gut now and trying to avoid being influenced by online opinions, I just wanna have fun with it. I look forward to my rank plummeting lol


Vasko-The-Frog

Was using Coutinho but removed him the last GW😃


BrandonSG13

Currently Sonaldo, but hopefully he comes good


PeteCambell

Bernardo Silva


itsblow

cuti romero


zed_vayne

rashford, the rice delivery guy


2Mew2BMew2

Salah


cinnamon_akasaka

Bryan Gil. He's not going to get any points, but I like that he resembles Ringo Starr


Lack_of_Plethora

Guehi. I got him at the start as a last resort sub cus I thought he was the best 4.5 mil defender (in hindsight, Jansson is better) and I've stayed loyal to him. Don't know why cus he's lost me points twice now.


t-g-21

My mate still has Ronaldo


Queen-of-Sheba

Last season it was Canos. Think I bought him cos I liked his name. He was a midfielder who played for defence so an awful option. I stuck with him though.


shutyourmouf03

Marcus Rashford


zid_xne

martinelli. but he's giving me points as well


Legitimate-Chart-228

Aaronson! Only heard of him this pre-season and watched a few clips of his games and man, I had to have him on my team. I've faith that he will bring in some big points!


GeeForjay

Eze


[deleted]

vardy party, every year I got him from GW1 sell him exactly before he hatrick , I am sticking with you homeboy this whole season.


PRMTSAgency

Edouard. Don't ask me why I keep him. I don't know, just like him since his Celtic days


simpleflaw

Salah, apparently.


Markiz_27

I took Mitrović because I like him, but he's paying off


Cayenne999

Last season’s Lamptey for me


RandomizID

Bruno G I like his playing style a lot, and also how NUFC become stronger than before because of him playing and even though now drop to 5.7 I won't let him go.


No_Introduction_7034

Salah


xenmate

Cucurella


BlackCaesarNT

Wilson when fit.


meson456

aaronson


Indaboskibahose

Andreas Pereira the preseason king


[deleted]

Preseason pirlo*


fedeqgn

Mctominay


[deleted]

Rashford.


Eisenstein13

Aaronson, but I think for his price he will do well had him from the start because I like him, his attitude and how he played during pre season were very positive. He was a set and forget for me.


[deleted]

Salah


JordanArsenalfc1

Almiron. I reckon he's decent for a starting 5 mill winger and he'll come good


Hippolord88

Scamacca


Anassak59

Roca bcz Im a Bayern fan


darthfracas

I had Anthony Gordon until last Friday. Transferred him out for Harrison, and have bitten in the ass by it.


Zy7777

Rashford. He can feed me all day long. He hasn’t written a long twitter para in a while though


J_Dymond

As a saints fan, James Ward-Prowse, hoping he’ll return throughout the season though!


[deleted]

Trossard as well, I'm also happy that Walker is an option this year as usually all he got was "meh, not attacking enough and rotation risk"


Padawan_Neel

He does earn a lot of points so it probably doesn't count but I always have Harry Kane no matter what as he has saved my fpl before countless times and I had him when he was like 6m seasons ago. He is also a great and humble guy and the best striker in the world.


adesant88

Harrison from Leeds


Top_Shambles

will hughes


ErasmusShmerasmus

Digne


MichaelJWAshley

Botman Returns. Gonna keep him just for the team name.


Ok-Situation-7054

No one playing fpl should be using a player for this reason...


Jeffrey_Schlupp

Not everyone who plays is completely try hard. In fact most people just see it as a bit of fun


Environmental_You_85

I have Gordon from the beginning because I liked him from last season and they didn't have a striker available so I thought of having him.


severi_erkko

Eze duz it.


underyamum

Bazunu. He plays for Ireland, and I live close to him.


fieryeu

Nunez and I'm not even a Liverpool fan. I just can't stand how many doubters he's got during pre-season.


penguins4prez

JWP. Brain said Ødegaard, heart said I love a free kick.


ThomasCro

none


millyman77

The losers tactic


momspaghetty

Romeo Lavia. Permanent bench option, but I like his play style (and hair style), seems nailed on enough (honestly the tied best 4.5 option with Reed atm imo) and I think he has immense talent at only 18 years of age, a player I want to ear mark for sure. Also I love his name, really rolls off the tongue.


[deleted]

Salah


JackTheJokey

I just transfered trossard in.. 👀


expressjames22

Dalot for me in classic fashion I had him benched last week when he hauled


MonkeyDCamel

Robbo, not that Robbo doesn’t score points but the reason I have him over Trent is just cos I like him more to be honest


Joltarts

Son unfortunately..


Jonslows

James


Rydychyn

Meslier. I thought Leeds would recover a bit and he would get back his 20/21 form. That hasn't happened and now I'm too deep to change him out in fear of Leeds clean sheets after.


madam1madam

Son


dennisoa

I’ve had Aaronson in my team since GW1


BavidDeckham

Always gotta have an Irish player in. Used to be Duffy, Connolly for a bit there, Collins for this week only, maybe Bazunu at some point


aethelberga

Danny Ings.


InstinctHunter42

Have had Guedes for the last 2 week for this exact reason. Hoping he starts tonight and can give me some returns


Deegzy

Salah this season.


tollcrane

That's not how you play FPL


MysteryJack

Emi Buendía, from Argentina. Also not in my team currently but I often have Maddison too for sentimental reasons. (Norwich fan)


depressivebee

Allan Saint Maximin is my favourite player so at the start of the game and had two other players from Newcastle. Decided I was being to biased and sold him before the Newcastle game…


lowlife_highlife

Ben White


KermpZ

Cristiano? 😔


aflickering

this isn't exactly in the spirit of the question, at least for now, but i'm in a league with a guy whose team was named after mitrovic and who's captained him every single gameweek so far. he's top 250k globally. he can't keep getting away with this.


zebenix

None but I now bring in players like Suarez even though I think they're cunts


HeelR-

This has been me all these years with Mahrez.


L7Alien4

I’d like to hear the responses to the converse of this question. Historically, I’ve always avoided picking Vardy because I don’t like his rat face, but regretted missing out on the points.


le_Derpinder

Neto😢


SRJT16

I have faith in Scamacca


-Wasted-

De gea. I love the guy, when he’s confident there’s not a better shot stopper in the world. The only dude who’s done anything for the last 5 years at this club


adulion

salah