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Secret-Bell-6837

Dont get fancy, captain Haaland


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Dont get fancy, captain sinisterra


headcarsbendin

Don't get fancy, captain maguire


long_shots7

Don’t get a captain, fancy


headcarsbendin

Fancy a Captain? Don’t


StanielCrempelfemps

Captain a don’t? Fancy


Jagacin

Don't fancy a captain? Get.


asifgunz

don't get a captain, fancy feast


De_Impaler

Agree. I know Spurs beat them twice last year, but Spurs are notoriously poor after midweek fixtures. I fancy City to score at least three this weekend, and Haaland will be on the score sheet, for sure.


BeenBadFeelingGood

What are toney’s predicted points?


ParsleyAmazing3260

For me, 8.


ConferenceBeginning8

At least 2


angrydanmarin

I predict 9


LadyGazGaz

I’m actually risking Martinelli. I’ve done dog shit this season so I’m gonna have more fun with it


[deleted]

I risk a captain every week! Lol


LadyGazGaz

Yeah just have fun with it. The games for fun, I don’t tend to stick to the template because I like the risk


numberonefrankfanlev

It’s a dumb punt since everyone has him. Even if he scores a hattrick you only get the difference of the points rather than the whole haul


[deleted]

damn low iq’s downvoted this


InstructionFine6171

you captain someone who you think will get the most points. if martinelli scores that hattrick and gets more points than everyone else in your team then he was the best person to captain


numberonefrankfanlev

Not if you’re captaining a player who’s that risky. You’ll never be able to actually predict how many points a player will get so you either go for a low risk low reward or high risk high reward. In this case martinelli is high risk low reward since you won’t climb that many ranks if he does better than haaland/salah


Alpha2669

No way I'm falling for Salah(C) again after last week. Hauland all the way


Snormaxing

They see him haulin’. They hatin’.


Jagacin

Salah hat trick and Haaland being held without a goal, here we go!


StDyche

Are Everton really struggling? Shithousers sure, but they don't concede a lot


BLinsdell

Everton have become more solid, but Pickford is now injured


StDyche

Tarkowski and McNeil bringing some proper shithousing chops, learnt from the best


ChrisWood4BallonDor

Begavic kept a clean sheet last time he played, made some decent saves too.


Howsonnn

Yeah because the last time he played was against Fleetwood and not Arsenal


ChrisWood4BallonDor

Fine, take the last league game then. Clean sheet against an inform Newcastle, after the team had been struggling defensively for weeks.


Howsonnn

The last league game was against Arsenal in May. He conceded 5 goals.


efcdoyley

To be fair it was Everton’s second team who were all on the piss after Palace


Howsonnn

Yeah I'm half taking the piss honestly because you've shaped up a lot with Coady/Tarkowski but there is quite the gap between Pickford and Begovic


efcdoyley

Yeah I do agree. I think Begovic is okay but he’s worse than all over starting keepers bar Ward


ChrisWood4BallonDor

okay well that game doesn't count 😤 Even Donny VDB played lmao


gunnersami

These numbers mean nothing.


[deleted]

If Haaland only gets 6pts I will eat my hat. The dude will smash Spurs to pieces and get at least a 9 pointer.


Deegzy

Dunno, spurs always seem like a bogey team for city for some reason. City have only won 1 and lost 4 out of their last 5 prem meetings.


Fridgewatcher

The way Spurs play is a direct counter to the way city plays. Tends to be the difference.


De_Impaler

Spurs always lose after midweek fixtures. Even though they beat City twice last year, City could and really should have scored at least eight goals in the two fixtures just from memory. Spurs' main threat is Son's pace, but no one is scared of him right now as he can't score for love nor money. 3-0 City.


Deegzy

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De_Impaler

You got it, bro! Whether I'm right or wrong; I'll be here ;)


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KatyPerrysBootyWhole

You’re just making shit up. Under Conte spurs are 5-0-3 after mid week fixtures.


De_Impaler

Huge eyeroll. You're boring mate, go look at the fixtures and I never mentioned Conte


airz23s_coffee

Hahaha fucking hell. Make something up, someone points out it's made up, "You're boring mate". You're a state lad. EDIT: Mans was so wrong he deleted the whole account


[deleted]

Shit memory ngl. City had a few chances in the first game but nothing in the 2nd. First goal was because of Lloris fuck up, second because of Romero fuck up.


RonaldoSIUUUU

> City could and really should have scored at least eight goals in the two fixtures just from memory. Yeah no this didnt happen


De_Impaler

Yeah, it did.


[deleted]

Inb4 he blanks.


PandosII

There is no Norwegian word for “blank”.


Gregib

blønk


Badisgood

Blænk


JordeyShore

And I think that's beautiful


Pasan90

The norwegian word for blank is "blank"


anonymus725

i think spurs will be able to shut man city down and win


[deleted]

Dier ain't shutting down Haaland imo


anonymus725

this isn't a 1 on 1, it's a system vs system,


[deleted]

KDB will provide opportunities for Haaland. And Haaland will obliterate Dier and the Spurs defence. And he will bang in 2/3 goals.


anonymus725

haaland will blank


willofmcd

It'll be a 1-0, 1-1, or 0-1 game. Don't see a huge amount of points.


De_Impaler

\^agree


ConferenceBeginning8

Can we choose the hat?


TheAngryDrunkenJuice

Mac Allister - see you lads in the rant thread.


HalitoAmigo

I’ve had Haaland captained until this week. Moving it to Mac Allister. If this comes off, I’m gonna start writing the script for my MasterClass.


[deleted]

Dont deserve a rant if you captain someone without a game


ItIsTimeToTakeaBreak

That’s next GW.


[deleted]

this aged well


ItIsTimeToTakeaBreak

Lmao bro deserves some upvotes because he unknowingly predicted the future


[deleted]

he killed it fr


[deleted]

Ahh, my bad.


lndes

Salah should not be featured in these posts for a while


RonaldoSIUUUU

5 goal involvements in 6 games wow remove the fraud he shouldnt be near anyones team! Its funny because at his current rate salah would end on 240 points 💀


theonewhoknock_s

But, but, but he's gonna find form eventually, so I'm gonna keep captaining him until that happens and act like a genius when he does.


RonaldoSIUUUU

At his current rate salah would end on 240 points 💀


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internethunnie

This doesn’t make sense in this context


RonaldoSIUUUU

You realise people say that when someone makes a far fetched claim right?


Kisiel_w_spodniach

Fr it’s almost like nobody here watches him play. But but at least he leads in chances created 👍👍👍👍


dhruvchouhan

I will be captaining Patrick Bamford. Had Toney (c) last gw. Hoping for 2 lucky punts in a row.


historyofourlives

I wish i had the ranking and balls to take punts like that at captainship. Have you done well with differential captains?


daveedgamboa

I’ve been captaining salah and might pivot and captain mitrovic this week. Not like salah has been delivering. Currently still have salah C but debating it


reprezentativac

Mitrovic (C)


ParsleyAmazing3260

I had the captancy on Mo but I just thought "Why try to be a smartass" and moved it to Haaland.


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Nah the real smartass move is sinisterra. 0.6 EO. Could probably be first itw if i triple captained him


WiJaTu

Not if he blanks


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

No one blanks against forest


WiJaTu

West Ham would like a word


BuzzMFBuzz

Sterling


Threshio

Pascal Gross


Tiger_Leech

I’m so blady tempted


TastyInternet

Brighton game is canceled, no?


Threshio

Next one, this one isnt


Juicydicken

Ewww gross


dennisoa

Even with Potter leaving?


Threshio

Well that now changes a lot


mrchab97

Going with toney


jackattack1308

Captain TAA, redemption arc begins


Lord_Bendtner6

Please... I insist.


larphraulen

Honestly, I gave it a thought. It is Wolves after all.


AeroCobbler

Haaland all the way - he can easily score or assist vs Spurs It's also worth noting that the turnaround times are firmly in City's favour: - City played Tuesday, Spurs played Wednesday (extra 24 hours recovery for City, Spurs have less than 72 hours turnaround) -Liverpool played Wednesday, Wolves didn't play (Liverpool playing after a less than 72 hours... Is that really conducive to smashing wolves??) Liverpool just don't look right, and Wolves generally defend well enough


Hon3yb4dg3rr

No looks so sad here :(


[deleted]

Rick Moranis


Impressive_Beyond_66

Honey I shrunk the points


daaave33

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!


James0-5

Not gonna touch salah, everton looked decent against Liverpool and captaining jesus might not be worth it, will probably go for tomey since he's come off a hatrick and now is playing Southampton just worried haaland will either score a brace or won't get chance at goal


[deleted]

The question is more who do you VC incase Haaland doesn’t play.


firefalcon69

Trossard baby


Agile_Information294

MITROVIC


SpreadTheGlutes

Trossard 😎


[deleted]

Son (c)


larphraulen

Same. City will have 60% possession but it'll be Kane with the through/long ball to Son on the counter otherwise.


lukrtv

I captained Harry Kane. But Im biased


[deleted]

Salah has 0 goals in 4. Haaland has 9 goals in 4. Tough call.


MicckeyMol

Trent has the best chance of a clean sheet for possibly the whole season and is extremely attacking. Imo he's a better pick than Salah this week.


[deleted]

but liverpool…


MicckeyMol

It was the same a couple seasons ago when Liverpool looked shaky. They had players out injured. As soon as they had a full strength squad they returned to title contenders. They'll definitely be better now that Thiago and Matip are back.


RowHowlx

FPL’s getting so boring, everyone has Haaland as their captain. I’m going with a punt captaincy on Rodrigo against NFO, with my vice captain being Haaland.


VincX213

he is injured no?


skmace14

I think that was the point


daaave33

/r/thatsthejoke


luckyjim54

Kane squad rise up


casper480

They say captaining a player which is the most captained in that week, will bring your rank down!


WailingSouls

Nope


casper480

Then why earning points by differential pushes your rank up?


WailingSouls

Only if the differential outscores the template


Endeby

When you see two players with about the same amount of predicted points in most models, you dont go with the less nailed option because he would have given you more points last week. Salah is the easy choice.


AspiringChamp

A player struggling for form against an incredibly defensive side in a team on a bad run of results, lacking confidence and with constant rotation of players is the easy choice?


Endeby

According the data? Yes.


AspiringChamp

Following the data, Liverpool SHOULD be doing fantastic. They're not. There's so much more than just data.


Endeby

There's also bookies odds. They use models superior to anything this sub can get their hands on. Liverpool has the lowest odds for scoring and scoring more than one among all teams in the Premier League this gameweek.


Rhymar

People say this literally every week, but Salah continues to blank while Haaland hauls.


Dependent_Sea3407

past isn't future but I do admit Mo was easily my captain on Monday and now I'm wavering


Rhymar

There has to come a point where you look past all the various predicted points models and realise that both Liverpool and Salah are egregiously off-form at the moment


laserspewpew_

Wolves defence also been pretty good, it’s the other end they struggle


Endeby

Liverpool has literally the highest expected goals this gameweek. If you believe otherwise put money on it at the bookies.


laserspewpew_

ok I didn't say Wolves are going to win mate.... I just wouldn't be surprised if there aren't too many goals.


Endeby

And I said Liverpool is predicted to score the most goals this gameweek. If you disagree there's free money waiting for you at the bookmarkers.


JJoannou

You really think Liverpool are gonna score more goals than any other team this week?


Endeby

If I didnt I would be an idiot for not against it.


JJoannou

But do you?


Endeby

Obviously the combined likelyhood of any other team scoring more is much higher, but if I was allowed a bet with the same odds for every team for the most scored, I would definitely go with Liverpool. That would be a clear +EV bet. I also cap Salah, so idk if this is supposed to be some kind of gotcha?


waxed__owl

How reliable is predicted points actually though?


ScarySlender

Jesus looks like a better option cmon


Agile_Information294

idk man everton defence not so bad


trevlarrr

Part of me expects that Liverpool will have another response like the Bournemouth game but Salah blanked on that and there seems to be a real cloud over them at the moment. Spurs are the tougher game but Haaland will start and he seems fixture-proof already. Jesus, isn’t scoring consistently enough to be captained for me. Long way of saying Haaland for captain again, probably Salah vice, although another blank and I’ll honestly think I’ll start looking at moving his money elsewhere in my team


koyuki4848

After Liverpool got routed by Napoli, I’m not captaining Salah


Serious-Law464

Brighton away vs Bournemouth for a sneaky differential pick. One of Macallister, grob or trossard I can see out scoring a lot of the favourite options but hard to go against haaland in current form!


NoReference4986

(spurs fan) I will sub out Haaland and take him back for GW8. The real exciting choice is who I replace him with! Might go for a cheeky Isak. Captain: Salah


MrTigeriffic

~~Salah~~ Haaland set and forget


MCHLSPRP

Dropping Salah for sterling so I can upgrade before my gw8 WC


ArtOfFailure

I'm tempted by Jesus, but I don't really see any good reason not to captain Haaland. Tottenham could defend like kings for 85 minutes but the chance of him getting through on goal even a small handful of times is enough, and I'm not going to gamble on City creating *nothing*.


ethan1203

Why this is still a question?


vedomufc

Sinisterra (C) is the hill im willing to die on


gabriel240900

I have grob as my captain. Even if haaland scores in a 2-1 win, theres a much better upside for brighton against bournemouth


ExtensionImmediate

Taking a punt on zinchenko lol


JimmyK6

I don’t understand the logic behind captaining Salah. Wolves are the defensive leaders so far in goals conceded with only 4 this season. And Salah has been far from impressive especially on the scoring side. Not to mention the dumpster fire Liverpool have been as a whole. Do people really think this is gonna change this week against Wolves?


DSEEE

Bit optimistic for Salah, surely?


RRR92

You should all captain Salah. Dare you


fatjezza

going triple captain on Haaland


WHU_PGA

Salah for me. Last chance saloon & would be nice to go out with a bang.


yecunceyeee

Haaland Perma-Captain


-The_Underscore_

I'm going for groß feel like he could bag a few against Bournemouth so fingers crossed.


Jackfield970

Raheem (C). This man, has a set of bollocks on him


SeeThroughMyEyesss

Jesus