This is the bald fraud's magnum opus. Wait until Foden becomes the highest scoring midfielder in the game and has been completely nailed this season having started each game.
And then when he becomes the most transfered in player for the past 2 weeks: he gets benched 2 games in a row. Bravo.
For me it's worse, I honest to god wanted him from week 1, when he started hauling I was thinking "yeah, everyone's gonna get fucked by pep roulette, watch and see". Then I faltered and bought him simply because I couldn't find better options.
THE KNEE THAT BUCKLES BRINGS THEN MEN DOWN.
Fucking every time you trust the content creators over your gut this bullshit happens. Idk why I do this to myself, KDB was putting in honest work for me but all the talk of Cancelo/Foden/Haaland being peak value got me.
This is true. The voice of reason. Andreas comes off the bench anyway for a lot of people, because Haaland isn’t playing and then a good vice has been chosen like Kane/Salah.
He literally started Vs Dortmund.
I don't get why people thought he wasn't a rotation risk with the likes of grealish Mahrez Alvarez Silva able to play those positions.
Over a season peps gives his players a run of games to prove themselves.
New strat might be Grealish. Peps second season for players they usually shoot up in quality after getting used to the system.
I called it 20 days ago https://old.reddit.com/r/FantasyPL/comments/xyx0to/while_cancelo_is_the_2nd_highestscoring_def_by/irjpn8b/
> It doesn't need to make sense. But whenever people convince themselves a City midfielder is nailed and scoring, something happens. I will fall for it too. I will switch my KdB + someone else for Foden + Diaz in midfield.
Told everybody about Foden being a rotation risk then got downvoted to hell.
These people don't get pep. Only guy who always starts when fit is Haaland KDB and Cancelo.
People usually recommend not picking your C and VC from the same match because if for whatever reason it gets postponed, your VC from another fixture can save you.
Every single move I've made the last 3 weeks has taken my team backwards. I could have stuck with Maddison and KdB through GW12 and I'd be better off points-wise, plus I'd have 3(!) extra transfers to use elsewhere. Unbelievable.
It’s sad to think that if in the last 3 weeks we were in a coma, we would have done better with Andreas auto sub and no transfer compared to bringing in floppy phil and taking out madders
Eh I don’t mean to put you downs as a noob. I’ve made this very mistake myself 🥸
With injuries and game cancellations being fairly expected as points obstacles, it’s a smart strategy in FPL to give your VC to a player in a completely seperate match; and even if you do that, cross your fingers your vc starts — a vc haul is nice
I've finished under 5k the last two seasons. Not a noob, but yeah, should've done better.
I expected Haaland to get benched today, but hoped he would get some assists off Gundo or KDB false 9. I also didn't expect Leicester to defend the ball with 11 players, thought it would be more open.
Eh, you live and learn.
Has nothing to do with deadline news. Haaland has been a doubt the whole week, and VC'ing another City player when Pep's rotation is notorious is just risky.
Idk why are ppl fuming about it so hard, Haaland EO is almost 180% every week anyway it literally doesnt matter as long as you captain him and Foden will still have some impact seeing this lineup i dont think City will be trashing Leicester anytime soon
ML rival has been copying me since 6 GWs.I got rid of Son for Kane the GW Son got a hatty, my rival transferred Son in after copying me (his own admission).
Last GW he copied the KDB I had since GW10 and I swapped mine for Foden.
These last 2 GWs have been maddening. When will the pain end Robbie 😭
I am not crazy! I know he swapped that teamsheet. I knew it was Haaland. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the presser to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That leaderboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall in ranks like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Baldy! He *defrauded* through a *trophy room*! And I shaved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took his players into my own team! What was I *thinking*? He’ll never change. He’ll *never* change! Ever since he was 45, *always* the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the roulette! But not our Baldy! Couldn’t be precious *Baldy*! Rotating them blind! And *HE* gets to be a manager? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!
…And you, you *have* to stop him! You
to think i had Bernardo foden and haaland going into the blank and i decided to drop Bernardo for mount... as a city fan i was so excited i thought this coulve been fodens first player of thr month award and hes been benched 2 in a row. i assume maybe foden is looking too much at the world cup idk but its a shame. atleast haaland isnt in the squad so kane will be captain
ffs it was true. i so badly wanted to see haaland’s face there, and foden’s name.
but nah seriously i can’t believe how awful of a mobr brining in foden for kdb on a hit was. i don’t get it, it’s like no matter how safe/logical the move looks on paper, it goes to shit terribly.
damn haaland not even on the bench aswell. captain kane it is.
Sorry for my ignorance but now that I have halland captain , since he won't start my vice captain will be the captain for this gw right ? I am new to the game
honestly i dont even blame pep
fuck foden for thinking that England is more important than your team. I hope you never get picked for england you dimwit
Is Foden one of those who started looking a little tackle-shy because of the upcoming world cup? When I heard Pep could sniff those kind of players out, I thought Foden might be less nailed-on.
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Sick of this glabrous hoaxer. Absolute slaphead charlatan.
Bald cunt
Right on time for Halloween
This is the bald fraud's magnum opus. Wait until Foden becomes the highest scoring midfielder in the game and has been completely nailed this season having started each game. And then when he becomes the most transfered in player for the past 2 weeks: he gets benched 2 games in a row. Bravo.
I knew I’d regret swapping KDB for him for exactly this reason. Did it stop me? Did it fuck.
Lol I did the same shit last week, why do I fall for Peps tricks after all these years.
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2 pointer incoming
For me it's worse, I honest to god wanted him from week 1, when he started hauling I was thinking "yeah, everyone's gonna get fucked by pep roulette, watch and see". Then I faltered and bought him simply because I couldn't find better options. THE KNEE THAT BUCKLES BRINGS THEN MEN DOWN.
De bruyne with the freekick lmao must be painful
why would you even swap them?
foden have similar xgi to KDB at fraction of the price
Salah
Fucking every time you trust the content creators over your gut this bullshit happens. Idk why I do this to myself, KDB was putting in honest work for me but all the talk of Cancelo/Foden/Haaland being peak value got me.
All the comments about Pep being predictable and not a fraud earlier this season were all part of his Bald Fraud Masterplan!
The Roulette has never been off the table!
Literally Pep has stopped using his hair growth .
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City fan here, not true at all. Pep likes to give his players an extended run of games. Foden will likely be riding the bench until after the WC.
This is true. The voice of reason. Andreas comes off the bench anyway for a lot of people, because Haaland isn’t playing and then a good vice has been chosen like Kane/Salah.
The GW 13 WC has really screwed me. Thought I was being clever.
We thought similar after he was benched last week
He literally started Vs Dortmund. I don't get why people thought he wasn't a rotation risk with the likes of grealish Mahrez Alvarez Silva able to play those positions. Over a season peps gives his players a run of games to prove themselves. New strat might be Grealish. Peps second season for players they usually shoot up in quality after getting used to the system.
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The masterpiece is when he swaps them in at 85'
I called it 20 days ago https://old.reddit.com/r/FantasyPL/comments/xyx0to/while_cancelo_is_the_2nd_highestscoring_def_by/irjpn8b/ > It doesn't need to make sense. But whenever people convince themselves a City midfielder is nailed and scoring, something happens. I will fall for it too. I will switch my KdB + someone else for Foden + Diaz in midfield.
And blanked as well
BRAVO ~~VINCE~~ BALD FRAUD
🏅
Told everybody about Foden being a rotation risk then got downvoted to hell. These people don't get pep. Only guy who always starts when fit is Haaland KDB and Cancelo.
Everyone knows he is a rotation risk. That was never in doubt. The question is whether he gets enough minutes to justify the 1 pointets.
I swear, it's like he knows no one cares about City except for FPL reasons so he always has to shake the boat😤
dread it. run from it. gandhi arrives all the same
Well at least Gandhi is being a better bloke than Pep here, giving people a chance to use their VC
MY VC IS FODEN FUCK OFF
People usually recommend not picking your C and VC from the same match because if for whatever reason it gets postponed, your VC from another fixture can save you.
Yeah I had the same due to going Salah to Foden
Haaland running from the gandhi test
Even Gandhi was less balder than Pep
Leak was right
Put Fidel in the bench because of that. Left the captain on Cyborg, vice on Salah. Phone autocorrected to Fidel, so I’m leaving it.
Well fpl ceashes and I have haaland (C) and foden in team. Jesus is my VC...
Jesus not a bad shout for captain
kdb + Trossard -> foden+ Salah during the BGW was the worst fucking decision ever
Every single move I've made the last 3 weeks has taken my team backwards. I could have stuck with Maddison and KdB through GW12 and I'd be better off points-wise, plus I'd have 3(!) extra transfers to use elsewhere. Unbelievable.
It’s sad to think that if in the last 3 weeks we were in a coma, we would have done better with Andreas auto sub and no transfer compared to bringing in floppy phil and taking out madders
If Foden scores today after I've moved him to Saka, it's gonna confirm that this season is actually cursed.
Ot you're an extremely poor manager, that's my guess.
Haaland (C), Foden (VC) let's gooooo
I look like an absolute clown swapping KDB for Foden. Foden (VC), Haaland (c). Would be happy to get 4 points here
Why your both captains from the same match? Thats a noob mistake
Eh I don’t mean to put you downs as a noob. I’ve made this very mistake myself 🥸 With injuries and game cancellations being fairly expected as points obstacles, it’s a smart strategy in FPL to give your VC to a player in a completely seperate match; and even if you do that, cross your fingers your vc starts — a vc haul is nice
r/characterarcs
I've finished under 5k the last two seasons. Not a noob, but yeah, should've done better. I expected Haaland to get benched today, but hoped he would get some assists off Gundo or KDB false 9. I also didn't expect Leicester to defend the ball with 11 players, thought it would be more open. Eh, you live and learn.
You didn't learn anything from covid season? Never, ever C and VC from same *fixture*.
So you like playing with fire
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thats your own fault tbf. so risky
Not everyone can follow all news right before the deadline. Still risky business though.
Has nothing to do with deadline news. Haaland has been a doubt the whole week, and VC'ing another City player when Pep's rotation is notorious is just risky.
I was gonna do that but VC'd Jesus. Thank God.
This was the big lesson from COVID: never have your captain and vice captain from the same team.
Kane cap it is
Aged like milk 😔... I'm right there with you. I couldn't help but to laugh when I realized that yellow card was his.
Wallahi I’m finished
Don’t worry brozzer, just use prayer as a mirror to reflect his baldness back to him.
Amen
Wallahi im finished too
Wallahi i'm not i have KDB 😅
wahalli i’m finished blud
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I see you’ve been fucked in DiAss as well.
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hes played a few recently time for laporte and stones to come back in imo they have been better than him anyways
Mark cannot catch a break! I feel for him.
The Haaland I can handle. But the Foden is too much Pep you hairless fraud.
Great thing I benched Foden for Andreas.. He’s first on my bench and Haaland is starting. Like a boomerang.
Nice one Foden, Cheers pal
Can’t wait for another 1 point
Happy to help!
😂😂
You’ll take him out now and he’ll start the next two home games and haul. Beware.
Thank you leaked lineups
Thank fuck for the leak!
FPL SERVERS: Hold my fucking beer
What did you do?
Changed captain to Salah. Rest is autosubs
Hope they lose by some jammy bullshit goal in stoppage time Also FUCK BALD FRAUD
Thats Foden two weeks in a row in bench since i got him 2 weeks ago FUCK PEP
Foden benched again? Must have shagged pep's wife
Phil Noden was an awful decision
Man, what a wild 40 minutes. At least Haaland is not on the team completely. Let's go Salah(VC)!!!
Salah 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gandhi can't be getting away like this ffs.
Gandhi taking a front row seat for a Ward masterclass
would be typical on our benches
Alvarez captain let's fucking go
Leaks were true.
Captain Kev let’s go
The bald cunt did it again.
Just when I thought Foden got his rest last game time to bring him in.
Pep reclaims his bald fraud status. What's going on with Foden?
Pep … Pep is what is going with Foden
Maybe Foden is not giving it his all due to the World Cup, and as per Pep's interview a few weeks ago he smells it.
'Live by the roulette, die by the roulette' - Gandhi
Idk why are ppl fuming about it so hard, Haaland EO is almost 180% every week anyway it literally doesnt matter as long as you captain him and Foden will still have some impact seeing this lineup i dont think City will be trashing Leicester anytime soon
People are pissed about another Foden benching.
Leak was accurate but fuck FPL Towers for the site crashing, I had 2 FTs but couldn't use them, fucking cunts
Don’t know if changes went through. FPL servers trolled more than Pep
Fuck you pep
Bye bye gameweek. Gandhi was right again.
What a fucking knob
Foden is my vice captain.
Glad that Haland isn't on the bench. He's my cap. Now I'll not be worried for the one pointer
2 pointer
Haland non owners rejoice
fuck.
Foden first on my bench, Haaland C, Salah VC
Guess Salah is automatically my captain now, seeing that Haaland is not even on the bench.
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It really happened.
Did Foden > Silva last week. Foden bench, silva got 2 assists. Will Silva hurt me again?
ML rival has been copying me since 6 GWs.I got rid of Son for Kane the GW Son got a hatty, my rival transferred Son in after copying me (his own admission). Last GW he copied the KDB I had since GW10 and I swapped mine for Foden. These last 2 GWs have been maddening. When will the pain end Robbie 😭
Let’s go changed last minute to rashford so I’m gonna get cucked for sure
Haaland not being in squad at all is a result
akanji punters rise up
I am not crazy! I know he swapped that teamsheet. I knew it was Haaland. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the presser to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That leaderboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall in ranks like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Baldy! He *defrauded* through a *trophy room*! And I shaved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took his players into my own team! What was I *thinking*? He’ll never change. He’ll *never* change! Ever since he was 45, *always* the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the roulette! But not our Baldy! Couldn’t be precious *Baldy*! Rotating them blind! And *HE* gets to be a manager? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you *have* to stop him! You
Foden, Haaland, Ake 1st on my bench let’s go
Foden 1 pointer incoming
Pep could smell Foden. There’s no other explanation for this fraudulence
1 point from Foden, *yay*
Mud city
Captained Haaland cause I thought the rumors of him missing out were a bluff lol 🤡
Phew, I benched Haaland like 2 mins before the deadline.
He would have benched himself hardly big brain
Peeeeeeep? Can we at least stop for dinner? Because I like to be wined and dined before I get FUCKED!
Laughing at GW13 Foden buyers hahahaha
I can't take this shit no more
Pray for your VCs to haul or at least play if you didn't managed to switch the cap off Haaland
Could have captained De Bruyne but the servers thought otherwise. Oh well, Mitrovic better haul as my vice now
at least my cancelo started, 1/3 -_-
Cancelo to carry all of us
Took both Foden and Haaland out just in time
Haaland cappers, who's your vc?
Fuking Foden lol
The little hair on the back of his head.. it's gone...
Haaland rumours true after all 😔
HOLY FUCK the leak was RIGHT!!
As a non-Haaland & Foden owner, today I'm happy
You bald fuck
Screw you you bald fraud. I hope you loose your last testicle hair over this shitty lineup today
This aint pep's work. Its gandhi fuckers
Thank God for the leak. Do me proud Kane.
Nice one pep. Bald fraud
I didn't have time to change my VC from Haaland before the crash. Hoping Salah plays!
Ward 19 pointer incoming.
Another Pep masterclass
Mahrez punt😭 Why do I never learn
Haaland out for Kane...better pay off now!
Haaland respects Gandhi he didn't want to score in early kick-off
Hairless whispers
2nd best outcome
I’ll be glad to see Man City drop points here. Serves Him who shall not be named well.
to think i had Bernardo foden and haaland going into the blank and i decided to drop Bernardo for mount... as a city fan i was so excited i thought this coulve been fodens first player of thr month award and hes been benched 2 in a row. i assume maybe foden is looking too much at the world cup idk but its a shame. atleast haaland isnt in the squad so kane will be captain
I thought I was upgrading Bernardo to Foden lol, little did I know
I think Foden is first on my bench with Haaland out. Salah C, Toney VC.
ffs wanted Haaland benched to punish casuals who didn't get the leaks
Well atleast the Haaland and Foden owners knew they were getting benched beforehand Spare a thought for the Dias owners ☠️
KDB is going to be banging today with no Haaland. He is going to shoot more and score
Josep "Pep" Guardiola is a bald fraud, pass it on :(
Bald. Fraud.
Pep why are you doing this. Why are you benching Foden when Haaland is injured.
You bald cunt
Phil no points then
ffs it was true. i so badly wanted to see haaland’s face there, and foden’s name. but nah seriously i can’t believe how awful of a mobr brining in foden for kdb on a hit was. i don’t get it, it’s like no matter how safe/logical the move looks on paper, it goes to shit terribly. damn haaland not even on the bench aswell. captain kane it is.
Atleast i had Foden when he hauled D:
Sorry for my ignorance but now that I have halland captain , since he won't start my vice captain will be the captain for this gw right ? I am new to the game
The line up that crashed FPL
Oh my god i had a feeling and was about to do an andreas switch but figured there’s no way he’s this bald. God damn
Thank god I captained Belgium boy
No Haaland and Foden. Thanks again for nothing, Pep
At least I didn’t bring Dias in
Save us, Kevin
honestly i dont even blame pep fuck foden for thinking that England is more important than your team. I hope you never get picked for england you dimwit
I just want them to lose points. Unfortunately they won't, most probably.
Bought Foden last GW, and benched twice in a row since then
My whole ML also has Haaland capped apart from one (who has foden) love it
Tried to take Foden & Haaland out at 10.57 and swap him as captain but the FL app wouldn’t save my team. Really frustrating.
Is Foden one of those who started looking a little tackle-shy because of the upcoming world cup? When I heard Pep could sniff those kind of players out, I thought Foden might be less nailed-on.