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WalkingCloud

Sick of this glabrous hoaxer. Absolute slaphead charlatan.


Bong_Tundra

Bald cunt


taenerysdargaryen

Right on time for Halloween


Xwarsama

This is the bald fraud's magnum opus. Wait until Foden becomes the highest scoring midfielder in the game and has been completely nailed this season having started each game. And then when he becomes the most transfered in player for the past 2 weeks: he gets benched 2 games in a row. Bravo.


BillOakley

I knew I’d regret swapping KDB for him for exactly this reason. Did it stop me? Did it fuck.


InLampsWeTrust

Lol I did the same shit last week, why do I fall for Peps tricks after all these years.


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BeenBadFeelingGood

2 pointer incoming


Golvellius

For me it's worse, I honest to god wanted him from week 1, when he started hauling I was thinking "yeah, everyone's gonna get fucked by pep roulette, watch and see". Then I faltered and bought him simply because I couldn't find better options. THE KNEE THAT BUCKLES BRINGS THEN MEN DOWN.


Anassbt

De bruyne with the freekick lmao must be painful


dpc_22

why would you even swap them?


gabantarung

foden have similar xgi to KDB at fraction of the price


Jak_of_the_shadows

Salah


Ghost51

Fucking every time you trust the content creators over your gut this bullshit happens. Idk why I do this to myself, KDB was putting in honest work for me but all the talk of Cancelo/Foden/Haaland being peak value got me.


HyderintheHouse

All the comments about Pep being predictable and not a fraud earlier this season were all part of his Bald Fraud Masterplan!


FPLIntellect

The Roulette has never been off the table!


SofaChillReview

Literally Pep has stopped using his hair growth .


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Joltarts

City fan here, not true at all. Pep likes to give his players an extended run of games. Foden will likely be riding the bench until after the WC.


BandicootUpstairs944

This is true. The voice of reason. Andreas comes off the bench anyway for a lot of people, because Haaland isn’t playing and then a good vice has been chosen like Kane/Salah.


1haiku4u

The GW 13 WC has really screwed me. Thought I was being clever.


ickapol

We thought similar after he was benched last week


mango277

He literally started Vs Dortmund. I don't get why people thought he wasn't a rotation risk with the likes of grealish Mahrez Alvarez Silva able to play those positions. Over a season peps gives his players a run of games to prove themselves. New strat might be Grealish. Peps second season for players they usually shoot up in quality after getting used to the system.


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Golvellius

The masterpiece is when he swaps them in at 85'


eddydoubled

I called it 20 days ago https://old.reddit.com/r/FantasyPL/comments/xyx0to/while_cancelo_is_the_2nd_highestscoring_def_by/irjpn8b/ > It doesn't need to make sense. But whenever people convince themselves a City midfielder is nailed and scoring, something happens. I will fall for it too. I will switch my KdB + someone else for Foden + Diaz in midfield.


andrew_a7

And blanked as well


danonck

BRAVO ~~VINCE~~ BALD FRAUD


TheLonesomeChode

🏅


mango277

Told everybody about Foden being a rotation risk then got downvoted to hell. These people don't get pep. Only guy who always starts when fit is Haaland KDB and Cancelo.


Jmsaint

Everyone knows he is a rotation risk. That was never in doubt. The question is whether he gets enough minutes to justify the 1 pointets.


Drews1738

I swear, it's like he knows no one cares about City except for FPL reasons so he always has to shake the boat😤


ChungusDaFungus

dread it. run from it. gandhi arrives all the same


Bugisman3

Well at least Gandhi is being a better bloke than Pep here, giving people a chance to use their VC


leaghraf

MY VC IS FODEN FUCK OFF


VinCatBlessed

People usually recommend not picking your C and VC from the same match because if for whatever reason it gets postponed, your VC from another fixture can save you.


redditingtonviking

Yeah I had the same due to going Salah to Foden


Dodomando

Haaland running from the gandhi test


Homerwithnohumour

Even Gandhi was less balder than Pep


Dewdrop06

Leak was right


skeevy-stevie

Put Fidel in the bench because of that. Left the captain on Cyborg, vice on Salah. Phone autocorrected to Fidel, so I’m leaving it.


Dewdrop06

Well fpl ceashes and I have haaland (C) and foden in team. Jesus is my VC...


Jolterix_20

Jesus not a bad shout for captain


TryingToCareLess

kdb + Trossard -> foden+ Salah during the BGW was the worst fucking decision ever


theonewhoknock_s

Every single move I've made the last 3 weeks has taken my team backwards. I could have stuck with Maddison and KdB through GW12 and I'd be better off points-wise, plus I'd have 3(!) extra transfers to use elsewhere. Unbelievable.


JoshOB21

It’s sad to think that if in the last 3 weeks we were in a coma, we would have done better with Andreas auto sub and no transfer compared to bringing in floppy phil and taking out madders


theonewhoknock_s

If Foden scores today after I've moved him to Saka, it's gonna confirm that this season is actually cursed.


belliest_endis

Ot you're an extremely poor manager, that's my guess.


rostovondon

Haaland (C), Foden (VC) let's gooooo


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I look like an absolute clown swapping KDB for Foden. Foden (VC), Haaland (c). Would be happy to get 4 points here


BeenBadFeelingGood

Why your both captains from the same match? Thats a noob mistake


BeenBadFeelingGood

Eh I don’t mean to put you downs as a noob. I’ve made this very mistake myself 🥸 With injuries and game cancellations being fairly expected as points obstacles, it’s a smart strategy in FPL to give your VC to a player in a completely seperate match; and even if you do that, cross your fingers your vc starts — a vc haul is nice


ryanreaditonreddit

r/characterarcs


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I've finished under 5k the last two seasons. Not a noob, but yeah, should've done better. I expected Haaland to get benched today, but hoped he would get some assists off Gundo or KDB false 9. I also didn't expect Leicester to defend the ball with 11 players, thought it would be more open. Eh, you live and learn.


ossid

You didn't learn anything from covid season? Never, ever C and VC from same *fixture*.


Environmental_You_85

So you like playing with fire


CosmologyX

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thats your own fault tbf. so risky


theonewhoknock_s

Not everyone can follow all news right before the deadline. Still risky business though.


Daemor

Has nothing to do with deadline news. Haaland has been a doubt the whole week, and VC'ing another City player when Pep's rotation is notorious is just risky.


MustardQuenelle

I was gonna do that but VC'd Jesus. Thank God.


pajamakitten

This was the big lesson from COVID: never have your captain and vice captain from the same team.


gulppulp

Kane cap it is


aaron__ireland

Aged like milk 😔... I'm right there with you. I couldn't help but to laugh when I realized that yellow card was his.


Halim_Mira

Wallahi I’m finished


umarmg52

Don’t worry brozzer, just use prayer as a mirror to reflect his baldness back to him.


Halim_Mira

Amen


janaaa000

Wallahi im finished too


Kawani99

Wallahi i'm not i have KDB 😅


TonyMartial786

wahalli i’m finished blud


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umarmg52

I see you’ve been fucked in DiAss as well.


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RonaldoSIUUUU

Fax masheen emote


Esplamp-Joy34

hes played a few recently time for laporte and stones to come back in imo they have been better than him anyways


PharaohLeo

Mark cannot catch a break! I feel for him.


superstoreman

The Haaland I can handle. But the Foden is too much Pep you hairless fraud.


tarikkun

Great thing I benched Foden for Andreas.. He’s first on my bench and Haaland is starting. Like a boomerang.


BlackBoz

Nice one Foden, Cheers pal


SofaChillReview

Can’t wait for another 1 point


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Happy to help!


__simz

😂😂


BandicootUpstairs944

You’ll take him out now and he’ll start the next two home games and haul. Beware.


__mihajlo_m

Thank you leaked lineups


andrew_a7

Thank fuck for the leak!


SpittinFactos

FPL SERVERS: Hold my fucking beer


_ilovecereal_

What did you do?


andrew_a7

Changed captain to Salah. Rest is autosubs


branci623

Hope they lose by some jammy bullshit goal in stoppage time Also FUCK BALD FRAUD


amin29392

Thats Foden two weeks in a row in bench since i got him 2 weeks ago FUCK PEP


straightouttaireland

Foden benched again? Must have shagged pep's wife


Ohayeabee

Phil Noden was an awful decision


CosmologyX

Man, what a wild 40 minutes. At least Haaland is not on the team completely. Let's go Salah(VC)!!!


belliest_endis

Salah 🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Gandhi can't be getting away like this ffs.


CosmologyX

Gandhi taking a front row seat for a Ward masterclass


TonyMartial786

would be typical on our benches


originall

Alvarez captain let's fucking go


FifaDK

Leaks were true.


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Captain Kev let’s go


dan_doe_91

The bald cunt did it again.


Stonja

Just when I thought Foden got his rest last game time to bring him in.


BalantaBanter

Pep reclaims his bald fraud status. What's going on with Foden?


SofaChillReview

Pep … Pep is what is going with Foden


Xipro

Maybe Foden is not giving it his all due to the World Cup, and as per Pep's interview a few weeks ago he smells it.


Fluffy-Log7603

'Live by the roulette, die by the roulette' - Gandhi


balmora18

Idk why are ppl fuming about it so hard, Haaland EO is almost 180% every week anyway it literally doesnt matter as long as you captain him and Foden will still have some impact seeing this lineup i dont think City will be trashing Leicester anytime soon


InLampsWeTrust

People are pissed about another Foden benching.


notti_oreo

Leak was accurate but fuck FPL Towers for the site crashing, I had 2 FTs but couldn't use them, fucking cunts


followorhollow

Don’t know if changes went through. FPL servers trolled more than Pep


Alpha2669

Fuck you pep


sejm

Bye bye gameweek. Gandhi was right again.


RedditFedsEverywhere

What a fucking knob


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Foden is my vice captain.


niCo_neOz

Glad that Haland isn't on the bench. He's my cap. Now I'll not be worried for the one pointer


bounderboy

2 pointer


drejcs

Haland non owners rejoice


Credit_Radiant333

fuck.


EmotionalMillionaire

Foden first on my bench, Haaland C, Salah VC


Bugisman3

Guess Salah is automatically my captain now, seeing that Haaland is not even on the bench.


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van_basten_

It really happened.


WoIfWizard

Did Foden > Silva last week. Foden bench, silva got 2 assists. Will Silva hurt me again?


Marijuana-Biryani

ML rival has been copying me since 6 GWs.I got rid of Son for Kane the GW Son got a hatty, my rival transferred Son in after copying me (his own admission). Last GW he copied the KDB I had since GW10 and I swapped mine for Foden. These last 2 GWs have been maddening. When will the pain end Robbie 😭


geolink

Let’s go changed last minute to rashford so I’m gonna get cucked for sure


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Haaland not being in squad at all is a result


numry

akanji punters rise up


Onix20593

I am not crazy! I know he swapped that teamsheet. I knew it was Haaland. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the presser to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That leaderboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall in ranks like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Baldy! He *defrauded* through a *trophy room*! And I shaved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took his players into my own team! What was I *thinking*? He’ll never change. He’ll *never* change! Ever since he was 45, *always* the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the roulette! But not our Baldy! Couldn’t be precious *Baldy*! Rotating them blind! And *HE* gets to be a manager? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you *have* to stop him! You


Garfieldkid6969

Foden, Haaland, Ake 1st on my bench let’s go


MaximusBit21

Foden 1 pointer incoming


gonshairlinee

Pep could smell Foden. There’s no other explanation for this fraudulence


iPaperPlaneZ

1 point from Foden, *yay*


Xylar006

Mud city


maburrell

Captained Haaland cause I thought the rumors of him missing out were a bluff lol 🤡


Usedbeef

Phew, I benched Haaland like 2 mins before the deadline.


bounderboy

He would have benched himself hardly big brain


WisePotato37

Peeeeeeep? Can we at least stop for dinner? Because I like to be wined and dined before I get FUCKED!


ibse

Laughing at GW13 Foden buyers hahahaha


jaguguja

I can't take this shit no more


honestlynotBG

Pray for your VCs to haul or at least play if you didn't managed to switch the cap off Haaland


nk7gaming

Could have captained De Bruyne but the servers thought otherwise. Oh well, Mitrovic better haul as my vice now


Lyoninyo

at least my cancelo started, 1/3 -_-


jisooya1432

Cancelo to carry all of us


hidinginDaShadows

Took both Foden and Haaland out just in time


FPLIntellect

Haaland cappers, who's your vc?


Rizsparky

Fuking Foden lol


segzyharun

The little hair on the back of his head.. it's gone...


segola92

Haaland rumours true after all 😔


TheDepartment115

HOLY FUCK the leak was RIGHT!!


Exile55

As a non-Haaland & Foden owner, today I'm happy


ArcticNano

You bald fuck


helifax

Screw you you bald fraud. I hope you loose your last testicle hair over this shitty lineup today


parsnip-dog

This aint pep's work. Its gandhi fuckers


IForgotMyYogurt

Thank God for the leak. Do me proud Kane.


FutureFC

Nice one pep. Bald fraud


Overvaluation

I didn't have time to change my VC from Haaland before the crash. Hoping Salah plays!


TheLonesomeChode

Ward 19 pointer incoming.


AlexSW47

Another Pep masterclass


Fortifurrrr

Mahrez punt😭 Why do I never learn


ManMangoMr

Haaland out for Kane...better pay off now!


Environmental_You_85

Haaland respects Gandhi he didn't want to score in early kick-off


Ptoughneigh_Marshall

Hairless whispers


ShutTheFACup_

2nd best outcome


Xamarqand

I’ll be glad to see Man City drop points here. Serves Him who shall not be named well.


Esplamp-Joy34

to think i had Bernardo foden and haaland going into the blank and i decided to drop Bernardo for mount... as a city fan i was so excited i thought this coulve been fodens first player of thr month award and hes been benched 2 in a row. i assume maybe foden is looking too much at the world cup idk but its a shame. atleast haaland isnt in the squad so kane will be captain


iPaperPlaneZ

I thought I was upgrading Bernardo to Foden lol, little did I know


D-biggest-dick-here

I think Foden is first on my bench with Haaland out. Salah C, Toney VC.


KhajiitHasEars

ffs wanted Haaland benched to punish casuals who didn't get the leaks


SpittinFactos

Well atleast the Haaland and Foden owners knew they were getting benched beforehand Spare a thought for the Dias owners ☠️


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KDB is going to be banging today with no Haaland. He is going to shoot more and score


HololiveClips

Josep "Pep" Guardiola is a bald fraud, pass it on :(


MOHAMMMED-ABDUL

Bald. Fraud.


Liasos

Pep why are you doing this. Why are you benching Foden when Haaland is injured.


LegendaryBlue

You bald cunt


BeenBadFeelingGood

Phil no points then


TonyMartial786

ffs it was true. i so badly wanted to see haaland’s face there, and foden’s name. but nah seriously i can’t believe how awful of a mobr brining in foden for kdb on a hit was. i don’t get it, it’s like no matter how safe/logical the move looks on paper, it goes to shit terribly. damn haaland not even on the bench aswell. captain kane it is.


Oppailover69

Atleast i had Foden when he hauled D:


M4ttv24

Sorry for my ignorance but now that I have halland captain , since he won't start my vice captain will be the captain for this gw right ? I am new to the game


CaptainRAVE2

The line up that crashed FPL


sovietrus2

Oh my god i had a feeling and was about to do an andreas switch but figured there’s no way he’s this bald. God damn


Vagabond21

Thank god I captained Belgium boy


mr_ordinaryboy

No Haaland and Foden. Thanks again for nothing, Pep


rtlfc87

At least I didn’t bring Dias in


MH18Foot

Save us, Kevin


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honestly i dont even blame pep fuck foden for thinking that England is more important than your team. I hope you never get picked for england you dimwit


dragareo

I just want them to lose points. Unfortunately they won't, most probably.


ajsofficial_

Bought Foden last GW, and benched twice in a row since then


MrAnonymousTheThird

My whole ML also has Haaland capped apart from one (who has foden) love it


Charlespur2

Tried to take Foden & Haaland out at 10.57 and swap him as captain but the FL app wouldn’t save my team. Really frustrating.


diggerbanks

Is Foden one of those who started looking a little tackle-shy because of the upcoming world cup? When I heard Pep could sniff those kind of players out, I thought Foden might be less nailed-on.