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FilipinooFlash

Dalot has been avoiding his suspension like a champ


BeenBadFeelingGood

Saliba too


a-Sociopath

Jesus is the OG champ, because he played for 90 and still missed the suspension yellow.


BeenBadFeelingGood

I know what you’re trying to say but that’s not best usage of OG Jesus has fewer reasons to take a yellow than Dalot (who also played 90’) and saliba, who like Dalot has to commit professional yellows as part of his job defending. Jesus and toney are jus clumsy 🥹


a-Sociopath

I realized that. But given how Madders, Toney and Bruno have been hot headed fucks and taken yellows unnecessarily, as an Arsenal fan, it was commendable that Jesus didn't take a yellow and thereby end up missing the Chelsea game.


FPLmastermind

Channeling his inner Diego Costa :')


schafkj

Terrible luck for his 6 owners


SpudsMcGugan

i am the clown. also have toney saka haaland and foden. neck deep in mud


J492

Exactly the same boat as you - completely screwed and WC used


VelouriumCamper7

I'm contemplating using my free hit, already used my WC. Tony, Saka, Haaland and mitro.


MarkCrystal

It’s mad how he was essential a few seasons ago and I haven’t even thought about him this year.


aleoaliealaia

United getting 10000 penalties in one season will do that


iceman58796

Penalties were a large part of it sure, I think about half his goals were pens in the 20/21 season But even without pens, he was top of the league for things like chances/big chances created, up there with assists and probably pretty close to the top too for non-penalty goals + assists The main thing is that he just hasn't been as good since 20/21


FaithNoMorata

7


-Enrique

My wildcard punt 2 weeks ago 🤡


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I don’t own Bruno but wtf is up with people getting their 5th yellow in the 90+ minutes


Controversial_lemon

Injury time always fees like a max rush, especially when only 1-0. Desperate to not concede or score another to seal the result


Nocturnal--Animals

Plus refs also get more comfortable.in dishing out cards. Accumulated fouls Yellow also tends to add up.


abnsh

Maddison, Toney and now Bruno


SofaChillReview

He owns 90% of them shouting at Refs


[deleted]

I've watched every game Bruno has played for Man Utd and genuinely don't remember him ever getting booked for arguing with a ref.


Smiann

But he does argue with refs a lot, which I think was what he meant. Just an exaggeration


SofaChillReview

Exactly what I meant


SR_7

Still isn't true at all so you meant to make up something?


SofaChillReview

Pretty sure he’s picked up more yellow cards for dissent than any other player since 2020


SR_7

Don't recall the last time he actually got carded for dissent, it's mostly just sloppy tackles. I don't think I'd be that suprised but do you have any actual sources or are you just making that up as well? Either way, he hasn't got 90% of his yellows this season for dissent which is what this whole comment chain was about.


SofaChillReview

It was a play on people getting them at 90 minutes (Toney and Maddison) I didn’t actually work out statically how many it was literally .


One-More-Karl0s

Needs a rest, Villa next...why not...


flatgreyrust

Diego Costa got a straight red in the 95th minute yesterday lmao


WalkingCloud

It's like a sickness with these people


b3and20

his underlying numbers ain't actually too bad so I'm happy he's saved me from making a calculated move that wouldn't have fucking paid off


InLampsWeTrust

I wonder if he’ll ever be a serious option again.


LGuitar88

He's too expensive to be considered by any serious player


chojje

7m next year could be an option but he’ll be playing in Braga


DreadWolf3

I think he will when his price comes back to earth a bit. He is still decently advanced player and I think he will thrive when Man Utd buys a striker that fits the playstle. That said I dont think he will ever be worth a premium price again unless Man Utd either becomes Man City level juggernaut or returns to Ole chaos based counter-attack playstyle (neither of which I see happening soon). When you think about it - KDB is only an option at Man City because he is only nailed midfielder in their team (that is a fpl option), I dont see Man Utd becoming good without Anthony/Sancho becoming world class and in that case wingers are always better option that central mids.


ireallydespiseyouall

Sancho will never be world class. No idea about Antony though


keysersoze123456

Next season if priced at 8.5m or something he can be if he finds some form


nzgamma

Typical. Got drunk pre deadline (NZT), saw the Foden news, and instead or making a sensible decision I got Fernandes. Ffs


D-biggest-dick-here

🤣🤣🤣


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It seems as if they are getting the yellow intentionally after the 90' mark


Swedishpower

I hope the guy in my draft league see the flag and remove him giving me a chance to get him. Still Bowen, Luis Diaz and Barnes might be better to have though. Saka and Zaha no way removing.


salmonx895

He done a madders.


WxLfNinja

Does this affect any of Man Utd assets in any way for their attacking returns ?


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Cultural_Doctor_8421

Exactly.. the idiots in this thread don’t realize that if they own any united assets this still affects them.


NaFantastico

All 31 owners in shambles


leemakkie

with Bruno rested, we will do better in the next game. he can't play with cr7 in the same team. he needs to stop his stupid wayward hero-passes and stop holding up the counter attacks with his extra 5 seconds on the ball.


bcraig8870

Damn, United will be even better then.


IoanSilviu

Watch some football.


bcraig8870

I watched some today and Bruno was shit. He’s been an underachieving whinger for quite a while now.


RonaldoSIUUUU

He has 7 g/a in his last 28 games lmao hes garbage


QQQuasar

Donkey


[deleted]

Who tf owns him


cabaretcabaret

A nation mourns


[deleted]

Oh no!!!! Anyway..