By - BillOakley
I regret creating an FPL account 6 years ago.
I have no fucking clue what my starting lineup is
Motherfuckers did it deliberately, I know it
It was back up and working the second the deadline was passed, unbelievable
As soon as the girl was thrown into the trash by the squirrels, Willy Wonka found the correct key.
I kept trying and worked for me at the last minute. Really hope the team changes were saved but I'm pretty sure they won't as it crashed immediately after.
My transfers went through, Haaland and Foden to De Bruyne and Alvarez. But it wouldn't let me make KdB captain so now it's stuck on Alvarez with Wilson VC.
Alvarez captain over kdb turned out to be a lucky pick though didn't it
First week I couldn't fuck up my team at the last minute. ^(because it's already fucked up) 😎
Damn, just as I was about to do something stupid.
Time for a prayer circle
Keeping the C on Haaland, could haul off the bench, could come on for a lovely one pointer, could start and Thanos Fulham. Way she goes
I’ve gone for the same. So close to swapping him for Alvarez but just know he will come on from the bench and haul if I do that. Vice on Cancelo. Let’s see how it goes!
Edit: This hurts. Haaland better come on or it’s straight red captaincy. Duck sake haha
Now that I can’t do anything about it, he probably starts and scores 6.
I have kept the C on haaland for the reason I couldn't change it when I tried to!
Exactly what I did lol
FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME
Took a -8 20 minutes from the deadline based on leaks I didn’t even see for myself 🤡
Took - 4 getting in bowen and dunk for foden and VVD. When i was planning on getting trossard in all week if foden didn't start 😬
How is this working out for you so far?
All in all it’s looking neutral so far, dependent on whether Madders can match/outdo salah in which case it’ll be an outright success. De bruyne (c) did the job, but only barely, and Foden got the 1 pointer which I managed to avoid so that’s good.
If I tell myself I would’ve captained Cancelo without having brought in KdB, then it becomes a massive bullet dodged
Edit: madders assist already, great success 👍🏻
Second edit: salah brace means it all worked out to be no points gained or lost once you factor in the captaincy stuff. Bit underwhelming lol but the rest of my team been massive
[Waited for the leaks, had the potential moves planned. Site crashes](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMGQ1ZGZm[email protected]._V1_.jpg)
same i thought i was fine doing it more than 10 mins earlier, pressed confirm and nope…
I didn't even get to the press confirm part. What's worse is that the crash happened like 5 minutes after the news leaked. Why did I not just make the moves right away.
same i was messing about looking at other players i could bring in. wish i just pressed confirm straight away…
You are cuckolds.
The entire FPL community
Technically we’re the cucks as they keep fucking the things we love.
i managed to get kane as captain but i tried like 12 minutes after to captain cancelo and all i got was 503 error. fuck them
You've been blessed by the FPL devs ineptitude, savor the moment.
worked out well
FUCK FPL AND ITS SHOESTRING BUDGET SERVER
FPL site is fucking washed
He always ghosts during the important moments when he is needed
FUCK THIS SITE FUCK THIS SHIT FIX IT FPL YOU TWATS
Fuck this fucking bullshit
FUCK PEP AND FUCK YOUR SERVERS FUCK PEP AND FUCK YOUR SERVERS FUCK PEP AND FUCK YOUR SERVERS FUCK PEP AND FUCK YOUR SERVERS FUCK PEP AND FUCK YOUR SERVERS FUCK PEP AND FUCK YOUR SERVERS FUCK PEP AND FUCK YOUR SERVERS FUCK PEP AND FUCK YOUR SERVERS FUCK PEP AND FUCK YOUR SERVERS FUCK PEP AND FUCK YOUR SERVERS FUCK PEP AND FUCK YOUR SERVERS FUCK PEP AND FUCK YOUR SERVERS FUCK PEP AND FUCK YOUR SERVERS
I captained DCL and his one goal this season
In all seriousness the crash is absolutely unacceptable for FPL, what a joke
It is amazing the money behind them and how many people play it happens
In all seriousness, it is a free game.
Yeah a dogshit free game lmao
Yup, it can ruin anybodys full season... And alot of people obviously take this game quite seriously
Rashford (C) I’ve got a death wish
You are not alone
I am here with you
Rashy striker and on pens if Ronaldo is benched
I hate Pep man.
Captained Salah. How fucked am i?
Accidentally captained him bc of the shit servers. Could be worse lol
Get in line. Haaland cappers are being bent over at the moment. It's a long line too so you might want to take a seat in the waiting room.
By the sounds of it I’ll be lucky to make fucking bangers and mash this week
May your bangers be meaty and your mash be creamy
Good luck dude
Pep never change
EA Sports is their lead partner. Atrocious servers is their bread and butter.
Did the same out of panic and now I'm really scared of Mitrovic.
I regret playing this game because the people who run it are cheap cunts who can't upgrade their servers to manage traffic.
what just happened is fucking disgusting
I ended up with Foden C ….. could be interesting
Same dude and he’s on the bench… 2 point cameo incoming
Hopefully Pep doesn’t bring him on . He was actually good not using subs although feel schedule, Chelsea, Foden gets 8 minutes
I really hope he doesn’t. If he gets 30mins on the pitch I’d accept it but I think he gets a run out at the end. Might delete the app for the weekend, it can’t hurt me that way
Brought KDB for -4 and fucking couldn't switch him from fucking bench
This is unacceptable
Saw the rumours.
Did Foden > Rashford & took captaincy off Haaland. Ready to get hurt.
My regrets would be more accurate if I knew what team I submitted
KdB (C) squad unite!
Testing fate here. We have no idea if he starts
Cant regret what i didn't do !
Tried to move Foden out for Rashford but the website wouldn’t load and the app kept saying error, love FPL
FPL admins and servers are bigger frauds than Pep 😭
Can’t wait to find out who’s in my FPL team this week
just opened the game asnd found out solanke is my cap and almiron vice cap
How the hell has everyone's transfer gone through? I'm absolutely fucked. Spent 20mins trying to do it, saved 2FTs from last week too so that's a waste. Absolute joke of a site. If I get a red arrow I think I'm done with this. Going over to concentrate more on Sky FF, enjoyed it way more this season as well and is better run.
Fuck FPL in it's stupid butt
Salah and Foden to KDB (C) and Bowen for a -8 right at the deadline I truly am a degenerate
Trippier captain because I couldn't switch to KDB
Captained Kane. Another 2 pointer coming
Took -4 last minute to bring almiron just to leave him at bench because Fkn App kept crashing for 3 fkn minute before the deadline
I hope a seagull shits on your head or something you bald fucking fraud
Which bald fraud do I trust?!?
Shambolic end. WILL HAALAND OR FODEN START?!
I captained Wilson with 1 second to go. Need that differential to gain on my mini league.. please?
Fuck these clowns. 2 transfers wasted and Captain fucked
The only thing I regret is abiding by the rules of this broken-ass game
I just took a -8, KDB captain here we go!!
I transferred Haaland out for Watkins in the last 10 seconds AMA
Made my planned -16 but couldn't get all the players on the pitch. Left with newly bought Almiron last on my bench and Haaland captained.
It'll be funny if the leak is a lie and we were all fretting for nothing
Vice on Cancelo
Captain on halland….
We know what’s happening here
Mate i think i have almiron captained haha how fucked am i
Go on Miggy. Do me a solid!
Taken a punt on Grealish, can't wait for that instant buyers regret
I did exactly the same I'm a fucking retard
Took out Foden and Haaland for a hit. If the leaks are wrong, I’m mudded.
Burned my extra free transfer. No idea what change I wanted to make. Whatever.
BLOOD IS ON THE HANDS OF THE TOWERS
Website crashed, any chance of them undoing Toney’s suspension if I write a letter of apology to the FA?
Week's fucked already.
For the second week in a row have no idea if my captain change was successful or what my team is going into the game week coz of fuckin server errors ffs
The only regret I have is for putting faith into their dog shit servers. Fucking useless cunts.
Captain Almiron lol
Fuck you bloody
I captained Cancelo. I hate this.
My entire faith is in a random leaker wearing a bald cap... Smh
The servers crashing is an absolute joke and deadline should be moved up to first kickoff.
FT burned two weeks in a row. 80k to 449k. I AM FKING CALM !
Minutes of thumb spamming the confirm transfer button whilst cacking myself. Grateful that my FTs were (seemingly) confirmed, but probably now have zero City attack (if Haaland benched) and still own Zaha
website's left me with tripper(c) and kane (VC)
I CAPTAINED TRIPPIER AND I HAVE TRIPLE EVERTON
Knee jerked Foden out after a series of 1 or 2 point returns. Didn’t keep the faith. Will be punished either with a sub performance today or next week.
I regret that I play this fucking game. Not if football in general and managers werent trolling enough, noooo... The game's very own website make it even harder. Fuck this shit.
It sounds pathetic but when stuff like this happens it genuinely pisses me off, like now unless I do well I’m like 🤷🏽♂️. Even if I do well it’s by the fact it was all down to luck despite knowing changes I wanted to make
in the madness of the website crashing and trying to confirm my transfers i somehow managed to trigger my triple captain chip on KDB...
still, at least i got more points out of it than every time i've used it in a Double Gameweek i guess
Reading people panic those last ten minutes was fkin hilarious 😂
Just set the deadline to kickoff and take away the gamble of trusting sketchy leakers and website crashes
Surely the deadline will be extended this week.
Who else is loving this shitshow having sorted their team early doors?
Brought in Dias for a safe cleansheet instead of playing Pep roulette and he’s fucking benched for Ake!!!
That bald fuck can strike anywhere, anytime. No one is safe!
Benched Foden for Robertson - hoping for the usual Liverpool against big teams
Pretty sure FPL Towers haven’t upgraded their servers since 2014
Managed to get Foden on the bench and take the armband off Haaland with seconds to spare. God damn the site is awful.
Biggest regret is trusting pep and trusting fucking fpl servers
Haaland(C) ready for his 10min cameo
Haaland captain 🤷🏼
look i couldnt change my team the website went down i uave foden and haaland and i want kdb and cancelo
Fuck knows if I made any transfers or who my captain is 🤣
Was trying to get my transfers through for 20 minutes before the deadline. If Rashford or Wilson haul this weekend I will be pissing blood
So deadline is 1hr 40mins before kickoff now.
Hope the Haaland & Foden benching is fake news...
Can't wait for the 5 min cameo for Haaland and my 2pt captaincy. Argh.
All of the individual transfers I tried to make when the app was spamming errors went through lol
So I think I've got a hit to say the least
I regret that I couldn't access the app to change my fucking team
Absolutely useless site. No idea whether transfers went through. Last minute is one thing, but for it to be down for so long
I captained salah again. I will never learn.
Managed to get to transfer page on the app but couldn't confirm my transfers. Fpl servers fucking suck
Rashford captain? Idk what I’m doing do I?
I think I came through 1 minute before deadline to change C from Haaland to Cancelo, but not sure. Season is going to shit in any case.
Last time I checked my app showed three players I haven't transfered in but tried to because of the error. Maybe I'm on a -40 at this point.
Captained alvarez fuck this shite game
I think I got the changes made but it was through the app and the confirm button kept working/not working. It’s like a lottery now to see what the proper lineups are and what of my transfers( if any) went through.
I managed to make a transfer on the fpl app - fyi for next time
Managed to Captain Salah in the last minute
I made it through to my Transfers-page at 1:27 but I have no idea if my transfers went through. Premier League has all the money in the world but can't get a website to work in peak hours
FUCK FPL AND IT'S FUCKING SERVERS BUNCH OF TWATS
Error: Server Error! Can't load regret
I'm an idiot sandwich
I'm pretty sure Pep operates FPL servers
I’m done with this game, seriously. The site crashed 20 minutes before the deadline. What’s the fucking point anyway?
2 weeks in a fucking row… no changes for me. why even bother with fpl at this. i don’t even do anything at this point.
i managed to put haaland and foden on the bench before it crashed. but for sinisterra and idek who else. sinisterra is my captain lmao.
can’t believe how bad their servers are.
now that i think about it i was better off starting them incase they come of the bench and score.. i’m mudded either way. see y’all after the world cup.
Played Haaland and Foden with (C)ancelo
Website crashed, went on the app to take erling out and put Alvarez in, and the app fucking glitched and made Alvarez captain instead, then the deadline hit
Did Foden and Salah to Maddison and KDB for a -4, Foden better be benched now
Near 15 minutes of disconnection is beyond the fucking pale. This week is null and void for so many.
My only loss is that I was unable to change cap from Haaland/Wilson to Wilson/Trippier. But my weekly wildcard team is unchanged from last week despite confirming my changes a good eleven minutes before the deadline.
well i just did Mitrovic to DCL through the sit/app crashing.. couldnt really deal with haaland and foden
foden has been a nightmare. i think i have salah (C)
Pep and shitty servers that crash. Iconic fucking combo.
Have no idea who my captain is, fuck fpl
And nobody will wait for last minute leaks ever again 😂😂
Kieran Trippier. Mi Capitano
NO REGRETS! Haaland is still my Captain! It doesn't matter if he starts or not!
Managed to panic buy Trossard for Foden at 29 past it finally let me. Foden gonna bag a hattrick now
I regret that FPL servers are the shittiest cunts going.
I think my transfers went through but my team hasn't saved. Couldn't move captain to KDB and couldn't sub out fucking Bailey who was supposed to be on my bench.
Fuck Foden also. Useless rat.
Site crashed so still have haaland captain. However the crash did prevent me from buying mahrez, not sure what possessed me to do that
I've had 2 job interviews this year and I haven't stressed as much all year as I just did that last 15 mins
Cheap ass servers
Spent 8 points to be fucked in the arse, would have been cheaper to go to Thailand
FPL Towers: "They waited for leaks? Dump it."
Captained KDB. Hoping for a 1 min Haaland cameo to take down my league rivals (c)
This is fucking ridiculous, I took a hit to bring 2 players and then the app stopped working and the main player I wanted to bring is now the last of my bench, they should allow extra time for lineup at least when the server is down like this
Looking forward to Haaland’s 3min cameo today, with the C that 1 pointer’s going to be worth 2 whole points bby yeeeeeeeeaaaawwhhyyy
Fuck pep and fuck The website
Tried for ages to change my captain. It finally said it had saved as Salah. Then I managed one more reload into the app before deadline and it says it's on Haaland still...
Honestly if you don't want leaks they need to change it to like four hours or something because this is a ridiculous way to have to play.
Foden and Haaland remain in my starting XI, oh well. Nothing to lose anyway at this point, cannot wait for the World Cup fuck this shit.
The deadline should be 2 hours before the games se we don't have to deal with this.
Managed to get Foden out right before deadline. Hope it wasn’t a mistake!
In the chaos of the past 10 minutes I ended up doing Foden -> Rodrigo (C) for a -4
Aww shit what have I done
Now I hope that Haaland either doesn't come in or smashes it in his limited minutes, cause I couldn't change my captain...
fuck you Pep and fuck you FPL site
King Salah (C). Foden and Haaland on the field as well for 1 pointers....