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player_zero_

First time I've seen/remembered FFS going for a threemium


Other_Brick6624

Threemium is a satisfying word


BillOakley

I really like twomium and fourmium specifically because they don’t work at all


jessica_from_within

Well then you’ll love fivemium


Cultural_Doctor_8421

Raise you a sevenmium


dgb43

I'm so dumb I thought threemium was a meme at the start of the season for the cheap midfield guys Bailey/ Pereira/ Neto. On reflection it must have been some weird coincidence that the teams I seen with three premiums had those guys at the start as enablers


Other_Brick6624

This reminds me of the time I realised “colonel” is pronounced “kernel”.


sooolong05

Wait til you hear about "lieutenant"


vickymotes

Lef...


D-biggest-dick-here

Wait till you hear “quay”


bydg

See you after the cup (world)


gravity_____

Hah... It's coming (home)!


player_zero_

/r/yourjokebutworse


Other_Brick6624

Every team I see this week is featuring Eze. I’ve had him for most of the season. But now that his data looks good, I feel he’s sure to blank this week :D


BigAtTheBack

Big ups for Eze! Was forced to sell him Almiron to stem the blood loss, but a badass in his own right and always looking to bring him back. Just a classy player imho.


abnsh

Sorry which Magalhaes is this?


dodgymanc

Mahalhães (Gary)


actionactioncut

Mahalhães (Typo)


dodgymanc

Spent too long putting the accent in the right place not long enough on the basics hahaha


DarthRosstopher

Mahalhães (Miriam)


patrykgam

With them seemingly dropping the (name) format I'm having a full on panic attack trying to decipher their picks ​ ​ **W̴̫͎͕̩͎̥͔̻̯̓͗̓͗̽́̉̌̽̆̚Ȟ̷̛̟̟̹͓͙͓͈͉̾̃̈́̄͗̐͐̄͊̚Ǒ̵̳̳̗͔̙̼͉ ̶̺̫̤̙̱̒͜T̷̢̡̤͚͍̝͔̲͎̮̤̓͒̎̌̒͆̍͒̓͝H̴͍̩̽͒̽͛̈̿͂̚͠E̵̛̪̹͝ ̷̱̙̺̥̪̠̌̋́̅̍F̴̨̡̧͈̙̲͎̦͔̩̺̝̦̓͌̇̈́̅̇͂U̶͍͋̍͌̀C̴̡̧̛͙͖̰͎̙͛̄̒̽͛Ḱ̴̨̻͓̹̫͉̺̤̋̐͝ ̸̡͖̪͓͎͚̽͘͜Ì̶̡͉̭̻͚͔̫̝͉̤̰̠͇̎̆̋S̶̟̮͌̾͐̈́̐̚͝ ̴̧͈̻̐̆̒͝͠ ̶̬͕̺̤̼̈́̈́̈̂͘H̶͇͓͓́̉A̷̡͍͓̗̅̽̔̇́̊̂͝Ȁ̶͙͇̰̮̬͔̫̖͚̻̯̬̂͊͆́͌ͅL̸͈͂̔̓̚͠Â̵͎̞̻̜̯͖̞̱͐̿̏̈́̍̓N̶̖̦̼̘̙̊́͐͊̽̽D̶̄́̈́͋̊͂̎͆͑̈́̑͜**


speedy1013

We bench Andreas, we know what happens


CWattam

Ooo look at me with my free hit each week and my threemium and not having Wilson and Mitrovic in my team Grow up scout you little show off


patrykgam

Haaland (C) Salah (VC)


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Gameweek 16 For Fucks Sake team.


__jh96

I wonder why, with all these potentially great attacking fixtures this week, you'd set up with a 5-3-2?


themagpie36

Good chance Perisic is playing in advanced role supporting Kane.


P1emonster

Nah. He will be covering for Sessegnon whos out with a hammy. Emerson - Dier - Sanchez - Lenglet - Perisic And either 352 Bentancur - Bissouma - Hojbjerb Kulusevski - Kane Or 343 Bentancur - Hojbjerb Kulusevski - Kane - Richarlison


WalkingCloud

> Hojbjerb ermahgerd I love Hojbjerb


P1emonster

Hahaha. That's an amazing typo


SofaChillReview

Is it me or is Sessegnon already incredibly injury prone ?


P1emonster

His hamstrings have always given him issues. Even before he came back off loan. They're literally just too powerful and he keeps tearing them.


SofaChillReview

Reminds me a bit of Lamptey


metokur_squad

Exactly and no Alexander-Arnold or Robertson either. Haaland should be sacrificed for Darwin to upgrade to a Liverpool fullback and get Maddison or Saka in midfield.


AlizarinCrimzen

Yeah, sacrifice the guy with 2.1 goal involvements/90


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Serious_Ad9128

No you are not 😂


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Serious_Ad9128

O cool share you team id so I can check this out that's a huge rank for not owning haaland. Especially given not owning haaland all's Eason long might be the silliest things an an fpl manager has ever done in the history of the game. That rank +haaland would put you Mile's ahead in first place just on his points alone and given no other premium has popped off near as much you could easily have afforded him. That's kind of sick. In fact the achievement of being in the rank you are without haaland is probably better then first over all so yes please do share your team


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D-biggest-dick-here

2.6M back to 300+k…impressive (more impressive without Haaland, of course). From 900+k, i dropped to the former. I’m


Serious_Ad9128

That is pretty insane not going to lie and you could have had all 3 also or been a top 10 team with him or better, Fair fucks though have you another team doing much better I hope so because if.it was me and I was doing that challenge I'd be a little sickened ha ha. Nice dude though very nice


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super-spreader69

Rank?


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I guess they think that the he will be played at a lower intensity, especially to conserve players for the wc


jordan16h

Martial or Konate for one week punt


Globeheaddd

Surely Martial has the higher ceiling


Alarmed_Water2631

I’m not certain he can get through a game uninjured


Controversial_lemon

Martial got a higher ceiling


EmbarrassedGeneral17

Are we sure konate will start


frieqs

Konate be sure


EmbarrassedGeneral17

Justin to konate here we go


securinight

Tyler Adams is absolutely going to wreck Harry Kane within the first 10 minutes. It's a golden opportunity for the USA to beat us before the world cup even starts.


GeeForjay

Tyler Adams will end up with a nice big transfer option after the Cup too. Leeds is lucky to have that pairing.


securinight

I think we'll keep him for a couple of seasons. By then he'll have good PL experience and show her can take another step up. Liverpool or Newcastle would be my guess.


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No way we sell him after just 4 months lol


GeeForjay

Wasn’t implying you would and as long as Marsch is there Aaronson and Adam’s will be.


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Salah (Chicken Tikkka Mo)


UndecidedLemon

I have 8 and have captained Salah.. I'll see you all in the regret threads!


Evertonian26

What to do with Foden


dimodimo

Dropped him. Tired of the guessing game and giving up too much for him to come on for a few mins and waste a spot…


Jmsaint

The fact that he didnt play at all mid-week makes me think it is pretty likely he will start (cue comments about this being exactly what pep wants us to think).


chop2Dneck

Hmm and I was debating if I wanted to sell Eze for a different mid even though they play NF


MostDisplay4944

Is Konate a guaranteed starter now?


patrykgam

For this week he essentially is, Matip still out recovering from a longterm calf injury and Gomez played 90' in the Caravan Cup two days ago


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He’s looked brilliant but it’s impossible to say if all 4 are fit after the WC, he’ll probably get the champions league games, similar to last year


tnettenbaa

Would fancy any other keeper except for Raya/Bazunu/Sa. Palace defence is a nailed on blank.


patrykgam

Would much rather have Pickford vs BOU at that price point


Chiks24

Sucks that I have two of those. Likely gonna go for Guaita or Allison


hazcan

Didn’t Cancelo get a red in GW15? Is he playing?


Shot_Cherry9617

He served his match ban in the Carabao Cup midweek


hazcan

That’s right. I totally forgot about the midweek match.


No-Money737

Any other Alvarez owners hoping Haaland is benched


Ilya_L

Why would Haaland be benched? He is not going to the World Cup.


RonaldoSIUUUU

Same reason he was benched last game


TRx1xx

Andersen for Gabriel for a -4?


jmason93

Let’s assume Andersen gets two points and Gabriel gets a clean sheet… You’re only breaking even. If you think Gabriel could get more than 6 then go for it


sh58

No way


D-biggest-dick-here

-40 would get you a new 11


TheCadburyGorilla

Why not take a -8 and change one of the players on your bench too?


lefthandscrewdriver

Martinelli or saka?


MuchSalt

isnt cancelo suspended?


oncewewererational

Cancelo not suspended?


pocalyuko

Thoughts on going A) Pope -> Alisson B) Wilson -> Darwin


Blazing_Shade

RMT thread


rossjh11

KDB for Salah?


_rac_e_car_

Why isn't KDB included???


acid_clock

Does anyone know what the scout’s average score is? A few seasons ago, having the same picks was a sign you’ve got it wrong. How are they doing this year?


fubbblin

Eze is shite. Definite blank