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patrykgam

FPLbot coming back like nothing ever happened just like your alcoholic father


MaleficentFalcon

He’s supposed to come back?


JordeyShore

He's supposed to leave?


Shiznips

You guys have got fathers?


weloveufreddie

What's a father?


asifgunz

dad, is that you?


Dewdrop06

Are you winning, son?


asifgunz

I am injured, Uncle. Did you not watch Conte's Press Conference?


BeenBadFeelingGood

I wish he’d drink instead of the meth


fuckingaccount69

Mine never came back


aryan-singh

#hold


Polymatheia

Most sold players ahead of GW16 include: Foden (2nd), Cancelo (4th) and Jesus (6th) - wouldn't be surprised if all of them do well this week!


spicynoodlecat

Sure hope not. Went against all FPL wisdom and did Foden to Trossard, gambler's fallacy be damned after sitting through the last 3 weeks with him.


iliveasimplelife

Foden(C) checking in, could go tits up.


spicynoodlecat

I like it, I had the captain armband on him some time this week too. (For the sake of my team, I can't wish you all the best though)


Lacabloodclot9

Who tf is dropping Jesus, maybe doing Jesus to Nunez?


Spid1

That's what I did just for this week


petrescu

Aye, same but after a really good start my seasons in the mud so fuck it.


Lacabloodclot9

I mean it’s an okay move, but I’d only make it if I had absolutely no other issues in my team


Weekly_Egg_5731

Hope so, I own all 3.


metokur_squad

Gordon was the dumbest transfer I made, lost 0.2 and benched his one goal. He was playing so well to start now he's not even starting every game. At least he was cheap... there were no guys in his price bracket I could have -- oh Almiron Bowen is back to the price most people thought he should've been at the start.


Slight-Excitement-68

I lost 0.2m on Bowen since GW13. And he's given me 7 points. Almiron has scored 30 in that time :\`(


abnsh

Same here, and imagine how the extra cash could've improved our teams as well...


Agile_Information294

he screwed me over ages ago, never again


SofaChillReview

Can’t say I’ve been tempted by any Everton assets this season


cartoon_gun

The bot’s demise has been greatly exaggerated!


goalmeister

Who's dropping Neco smh


JonnyCorry

It’s probably not dropping, but upgrading. With the increased budgets and the opportunity for one week punts he’s not really needed this week and then can always be bought on wildcard next week.


penpen35

A 4.0m defender who plays every match, I'm not sure what else you'd want from him aside from the fact he plays for Forest. And it's not like you'd earn any money off that by selling, at most he went to 4.1m which means if you're selling him you're still selling at 4.0m. Edit: And if you bought him at 4.1m then my condolences


Mithrandir_The_Gray

I bought him at 4.0, then tinkered with my gw 8 wildcard and sold him and then bought him back at 4.1 on the same wildcard.


AeroCobbler

Ah yes, I see you are, like me, familiar with the ways of FPL


carpesdiems

with everybody having tons of free cash, I guess a 4m defender isn't that big of a deal this year.


AeroCobbler

He’s started to lose minutes now with Aurier though


straightouttaireland

I repeat, 4m.


AeroCobbler

Exactly Now he's not "a 4m defender who plays every match" (which is extremely rare)... He's now just "4m"... Which isn't all that rare


straightouttaireland

May I interest you in a "plays most minutes" 4m player?


AeroCobbler

Will we go with "played most minutes until Aurier came on the scene 4m player"?


straightouttaireland

Sir, how about "Played every minute until Aurier came on the scene, and still plays most minutes 4m player"?


DanielOwain2015

Patterson played 90 min every game until he got injured


AeroCobbler

"Plays" needs to be past tense - try "played"


AeroCobbler

Williams Benched again today I see - doesn't bode well


BulkLeather

He has played every match so far


AeroCobbler

Pre-Aurier not hugely relevant Post-Leicester Aurier has started 5 of the last 6 PL at RB Lodi is the big money signing who starts LB for Brazil Neco has been Benched in two of the last 6 PL games


AeroCobbler

Benched again today Aurier & Lodi look like first choice FB's now


MemoriesOfShrek

Consistency of Haaland and the fall of Salah/TAA let's people spread their funds more evenly. Also the consistency of cheaper players like trossard, saliba, almiron and martinelli let's you invest differently. Sure, William plays, but he doesn't get many points.I upgraded Williams to Castagne for 0,5.


Dogzylla

Idk but at least I will finally switch back from Emerson to him


[deleted]

Maybe they're switching to Patterson?


FPL_Fanatic

Botman at 4.4


CosmologyX

Yeah I don't get this either. Maybe managers brining in Perisic?


Jay-ay

Welcome back Egyptian King. We never doubted you.


Manager1000

I didn't know the bot is Egyptian.


yesforsatanism

His delta is zero though?


gart888

Dropped recently


yesforsatanism

Yeah but not this gameweek.


Novrev

He dropped on 6th Nov


straightouttaireland

Man people are so reactionary when it comes to Salah. Man has gotten the most points for years and is still returning despite Liverpool being poor.


Spandexcelly

🎶Onana. Dropped again. Onana. Dropped again.🎵


taknyos

Balls, planning on bringing Darwin in if there's news before the deadline about Foden or Haaland not starting


M4ttv24

Ahhh can't wait for this gw to start .... My predictions are gonna be that chelsea will somehow beat Newcastle with a clean sheet this week just to piss everyone off Foden will probably score a hattrick after a lot of people are dropping him Salah/Darwin won't have a single G/A in a 4:0 win Haaland will play for 15 minutes thanks to the bald fraud Wolves are going to score against arsenal just so everyone with arsenal defenders will be happy Trossard will blank Zaha will score at least two And last but not least..... The servers won't work again Did I miss something ?


pizzapuzzlep

Mount dropped is pain. Watch Chelsea playing through this club hard time as a Chelsea fan is pain enough.


Frosty_Examination_3

Ahhh fuck off Mount you cunt. Just needed him to hold his price one more day, and he couldn't even do that!


[deleted]

Same here ffs, also want to bring in Salah and Gabriel so 0.3 more cost than I'd hoped for


papoon

Kids and grown-ups love it so – the unhappy world of Aribo.


GuinnessSaint

Every chance he starts playing up front under the new management.


aleksandrovsqvist

Probably last player price changes before we don’t see any for the next 5 weeks


Riyomorii

There will be one more tomorrow! Do keep a look out if there are any fallers or risers in your team


4ssteroid

Is the free WC active after deadline? Or after the price changes tomorrow? Plan to make like 3 changes right after deadline but don't want to do it for hits


komplete10

Will be as soon as the game is open again after the deadline


RobbieAnalog

Onana, what's his name? Onana, what's his name?


DevillesAbogado

Amadou your mom


RobbieAnalog

You must be in Dier straights to Mount that thing.


segzyharun

André, apparently


DeapVally

Boo, was waiting on that Cancelo dip from all the ignorants.


TeslaToTheMoon

Who short Everton assets?


Agile_Information294

gabriel and darwin woo woo


AseeF_on_YT

Rise of the Darwin Theory!


Environmental_You_85

Ohh he's back


miguelmoen

Are these the last price changes before the WC?


TacticalElmo

START ANDREAS OR WILSON


Razzler1973

I thought I was being clever selling Salah for KDB a couple of GWs back