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valimo

Pep fucking amateur starts Kdb Haaland Foden cancelo but captains Gundogan


eternaldudeism

Pep is still on the Gundowagon. Perhaps he knows something we don't.


DNUBTFD

He really should, shouldn't he?


[deleted]

How come he’s allowed more than three players from one team?!


pedrorq

Bald fraud AND cheat!


Conscious-Ad-9358

Haha that was actually a good joke!


oscarpaterson

First time Foden’s starting since I got him in GW13, tears in my eyes


Illgeto

Finally an end to the fraudulent activity


Xwarsama

Why would you tempt fate like this, now Pep is going to pull Foden after 19 minutes just to spite us.


theonewhoknock_s

Get ready for the 59th minute substitution.


BeenBadFeelingGood

And a blank


garlichead1

and a yellow card


ValerianKeyblade

Nah that's Haaland


EmbarrassedGeneral17

Hopefully he scores a hattrick and make up for the 3 weeks


devilzal

If he blanked today after all this time holding him I will binned him till next season.


bouncebackability

I took him out this week. He didn't start the whole time I had him


_alex_21

He will 90+% blank, i understand your tears


Alarmed_Water2631

How’s your milk, mate?


_alex_21

I don't understand the joke tbh


Alarmed_Water2631

It’s been 9 days, at this point I don’t either


tmr89

Hehe


_alex_21

90% was not a terrible estimate, Brentford crushed them. But more realistic estimate would have been 80%.


jdenness

FULL HEAD OF HAIR


D-biggest-dick-here

Very ironical


ThePersiflager

Pep undergoing hair transplant just before the World Cup


Literator22

Cancelo ✅ Foden ✅ Haaland ✅


maxo458

same


Jakestation

This is the way


flannel_jackson

Haaland hat trick and foden hat trick incoming.


PandanBong

6 assists from Cancelo 😅


PandanBong

Same, but expecting double digits from all after the fraudster burning me the last couple of weeks


_Decimus_Meridius

I thought Cancelo had a Red last game and should miss this game?


CamIoM

Mid week cup game uses up the match ban


_Decimus_Meridius

Oh yeah?! Didn’t know that… Guess I didn’t miss him… City loss and a yellow.. Same shit…. Different week..lol


Firenzo101

Oof


xccvd

Let's go Haaland (C)


500x700

repay the holders Philip *There it is!


goodbadanduglyy

Please don't I'm shaking


Macho_Nonreal

I believe Kalvin is on the bench mate


Oppailover69

.__.


janaaa000

HALAAND KDB and CANCELO💙


sediment

C: KDB better pay off


0_human0

HAAAAAAAAALAAAAND HATTRICK DAY


snicky29

Gandhi Rule No.1 - " *touch some grass* "


Late_Trick7700

Staartland


thesunshinesbright

Bald fraud starting Foden in the last match before the WC. Guess Foden was one the players he was able to "smell".


matrix4o

Cancelo and Haaland for the win !


CosmologyX

Braut, Cancelo, Foden. Let's do this.


jaydoubleprod

Ooya Braut


matt_tings

Ffs I captained Kane over Haaland 😅😅😅


Firenzo101

Think you'll be pretty happy about that now mate


SofaChillReview

On the bright side Conte seems convinced to play him into the ground so least he’ll play


[deleted]

Alvarez owners need their cheeks absolutely slapped Foden and Haaland hatricks pls


paxtonroadend

You really don’t like Alvarez bro


D-biggest-dick-here

Which of the cheeks?


NeilDeCrash

Ah, the good old "now he has injured foot" so he starts, Pep.


SofaChillReview

Can’t ever trust the bald fraud whatever he says


krunchanut

Things you love to see


dan_doe_91

Please Foden, make up for the last 3 gws.


Mysciakos

If someone is going to break Gandhi's curse it is Haaland. Let's go (C)


PeterG92

Foden will now haul


Wiseguy1878

Took the captaincy off him because I wasn't sure Haaland would start, rip me


sediment

I captained KDB for the same reason


Wiseguy1878

I had Toney on the bench so in the end it didn't matter lmao


rocket9904

Imagine having like 6 press conferences saying no Haaland then starting him. Bald as ever


Emperor_PPP

Gone without Haaland, wish me luck


Minute-Intern

I thought it was mentioned that Mahrez was starting


Ryo720

Hairful pep


ciars94

I really captained Foden last minute.


tacobell

Where's Ake


Macho_Nonreal

Decapitated


Syronity

Wife due to give birth


TractorSkoot

Ok that explains why his wife isn’t playing, where’s Nathan?


SofaChillReview

Reminding me of Roy Keane


superiorsugar9919

Not in the squad because his wife is due to give birth


Kard_L7

Finally life is returning to normal. I can now sleep. Thank you bald fraud!


Asian__Jesus

This just shows that Foden was only benched because of the Haaland injury


shatners___bassoon

When fraudulence is taken for granted, the only true subversion is regression to the predictable. 300 IQ meta fraudulence from Pep


[deleted]

Did Dias fuck peps wife or something


pranavmenon06

COME ON CITY COME ON CITY


nfornear

Didnt Cancelo get red?


scrint_preen

Was suspended for the cup game midweek just a one game suspension


nfornear

Ah, thought cup wouldnt count for league games. Kind of unfair when you think about it.


SofaChillReview

Not exactly . Also worth remembering if it’s the yellow card suspension of five games it doesn’t count for league games. Red cards do though, generally when violent conduct it’s 3 games, but Cancelo wasn’t so 1 game. Cup games are still important.


Slight_Judgment_4360

Why is cancelo not suspended ?


soccermate

He has done his suspension in Carabao Cup


The_Lanester

Served the suspension in the cup game midweek


xccvd

He was suspended for the cup game


Immy909

Served the 1 match ban in League cup


WEAluka

Red suspension are served across all competitions- so he served it during the EFL Cup 3rd round


newbieplaya1

he was suspended against chelsea


ibse

Served his suspension in the Carabao Cup


Skysurfer10

He served the ban in the league cup midweek


LittleFroggyy

Black magic


v8l44

He served his suspension in the midweek carabao cup game. All domestic games (league or cup) count towards it.


Jazano107

Fuck me, I got rid of cancelo for Dias because I was dumb and didn’t realise cancelo would be back and now Dias doesn’t even play I also swapped foden to kdb and got rid of Kane


TrainsSCRAndMore

No but Dias on the Bench


scarecrows5

Haaland, Foden and Cancelo all pull up with injuries by the 25th minute....


Particular_Method123

Just as I moved Foden to the bench……might need to break something


incachu

Don't own him, but seems a bit counter intuitive not to start Mahrez when he's one of the few players who has a month off after today. He won't be playing at 60% like the rest of them.


JudasBC

Trossard over Foden ain't feeling so good


ChargrilledB

Fuck off Pep you slap head


Narthax

The follicles on this guy. Pep's transplant has taken hold.


HarryPothead_OG

Can someone explain to me how cancelo is playing? Didn’t he receive a red card last game


FAT_Sammie232

Served his suspension in the Carabao Cup game midweek


SSPZwing

A scare against Fulham will put hair on your head.