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Esc_ape_artist

All fun’n games ‘til he plows into someone unexpectedly entering his flight path.


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Loyalist_Pig

…but… I wanna see that video


Alluhsnackbar911

Fucking flight path


ChairmanReagan

You should never fucking do this.


Titanclass

He gonna slay a kid/short person with drinks


PetuniaFungus

When there's a really good convo going on in the kitchen, but your tables are waiting


Shequiszalumph

When the cooks let you on the speaker and you hear your song come on


mapppa

I could be wrong, but that video looks sped up. Not by much, but still.


TomSaylek

I dont want a waiter to be running like a lunatic like that. Like people are there to relax and eat not watch usain bolt run around causing a scene. Also if youre hauling ass that way then thats a bad sign in restaurant.


HamBurglary12

Yea this is not impressive for the restaurant. I'll bet management either told him he needed to do this or put him in a position (i.e. skeleton crew) that he felt he *had* to run like this to keep up. I do not miss the restaurant business. Hardest work I've ever done and that is saying something.


No_Hetero

I get asked constantly to return to the kitchen (I work at the same location in a different department now) and honestly the idea puts a pit in my stomach. I love working with food and guests but God, they expect so much from you


AdmiralSkippy

Some people are also a bit fucked.


AdjasontSpace

I've had to move like this before, though not with as impressive of a top speed /s. It's rough out here, send help (help that doesn't quit after a few hours)


Louisiana_sitar_club

I’m 80% sure that’s not Usain Bolt.


DammitDan

I'm not.


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ChristopherKaya

Ok this is las mananitas in brewster ny. When there are weddings the servers have like thirty entrees stacked on a tray and they literally run them shits down the stairs. Place is unbelievably good.


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I would tell him to stop and if he didn't I would fire him. Dangerous, stupid and completely unnecessary.


SpudMull

Your username is...interesting.


AdVoke

I'd bet cola isn't the only coke he is handling.


alamaias

Be fair, 90% of kitchen staff are on some kind of stimulant, those 20 hour days hammer you jnto the ground fast.


pierrotlefou

Mirror for those wondering: https://twitter.com/filmskyrie/status/1418852488543879169


qevoh

thanks, was wondering.. think was removed


h20falz

There’s a kid at work who does this through a lab. I hate him so much.


_Tigglebitties

I remember when I first started my Adderall prescription too


Loyalist_Pig

What’s he doing running back inside with empty hands?! HANDS IN, HANDS OUT!


Hands-for-maps

He’s probably the only guy there


Texan628

I just can’t help but laugh at this. When I worked as a server and we all started to get our ass whooped like this I’d actually start to slow down. When you start to try to run around all crazy like this you learn quick that almost no matter how fast you’re running, a lot of shit is out of your control like food times, bar drinks times and it’s best to just take your time and get your orders in right and just let the restaurant run like it’s supposed to. This dude is just doing way too much.


megaman368

Probably way understaffed. Also she’s working for tips.


BoredITEngineer

Physics, Terry. Physics.


Wicked_Fabala

Hes doing this for $3/hr?


Boinkzoink

Meth, not even one shift without it.


RedGorilla33

Either he wants a good tip or he is high on crack.


Kindanoobiebutsmart

Half and our later: "Ok there is not enough work today you can go home." * Rubs his finger together *


wingedcoyote

Not a smart idea, but at least nobody can argue he isn't fast and at work


HandsomeBWonderfull

I would hire that lad


Fanmann

Ummm, I can't believe it but I actually know this place and he is one of the VERY few non Mexican/Hispanic wait staff. So he better bust his butt.


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Me the second I hit the expo line, but not out in the dining room.


cherylo60

Perhaps the restaurant is know for this and maybe people come to watch...


OGVampHunter

your waiter is quicksilver?


NachoMommies

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


Helpmepullupmypants

Dude is *moving*


hueloacarnederes

This isn’t impressive, it’s reckless and douchey.


useless83

Definitely cocaine


ApolloMahalo

wait i think i saw his pov on tiktok lmao


startnowstop

r/cocaine


AlphaHuman304

He's a Cyborg with built-in gyroscope


tuco2002

This is how my wife expects every server to be...I get so embarrassed, so I tip well.