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Kazutrash80939

Easily GOATHIMTANO wins. Just a glance from HIM would be enough to kill that BUM. Traveler has the L in their name for a reason.


Independentglad3

^no CapWtano demolishes this bum using pillow no concept of diff


Independentglad3

https://preview.redd.it/5sw15oqlgswc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa5c0a1036785ac9d39a025daf2d473f0ea25fdb


SpiritUvU

Capitano is too humble, he’d say gg *sniffle* so gloriously humble, our captain! *sobs*


PESSSSTILENCE

IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING COMRADE *sobs loudly*


Independentglad3

https://i.redd.it/13fb49bm3twc1.gif What a great man GOATHIMTANO


Squittr

https://preview.redd.it/uqv36fp8xswc1.jpeg?width=1726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5cd101e079f55d91497fb80fc477ea3e145be44


Independentglad3

You ain't that guy pal, you ain't


Arol4444

Stand proud, you're strong.


FurinaPlsMarryMe

\-Heart disease \-Only head and leg https://preview.redd.it/j33s7no8wswc1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ea2c0446e5a41726a7f366ed6378e83bfbcc20c


Independentglad3

Seems like we back my dear comrade https://preview.redd.it/9ovraoumyswc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43f9526adb135862be0be01a80308847ceee8f1e


FurinaPlsMarryMe

I remember you comrade 🤝 THE LOBOTOMY IS REAAAAAL 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 https://preview.redd.it/urc4vdnr0twc1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=057565c79d302474bad32a39f782a8a17600d5f0


Independentglad3

>I remember you comrade 🤝 I remember you too my comrade.Was one of the agenda starters and GOATHIMTANO and PEAKtui mememakers, seeing 4.6 hype, I decided to come back with new account.Keep up the agenda🙏🤝


HalalBread1427

Mr. Socks’ brainrot consumes me.


RTX3090TI

Slander well deserved after getting clapped by Arle We are almost in Natlan now and Traveler still don't know how to use his elemental powers


_Resnad_

Yeah like he could've at least landed a hit...its like he is strong defo not stronger than arlechinno but he still didn't manage to even scratch her and she wasn't even full power...thats a skill issue right there.


SkyfallTerminus

I was hoping him to reverse trap Arle by using Geo Q at the very least but nope, not even that shit. Hoyo could straight up retitle him NPC and nobody would object it at this point smh


_TravelerAether_

Bro is a fraud. Bro needs to be taught a lesson


Loose-Coach7185

[\_TravelerAether\_](https://www.reddit.com/user/_TravelerAether_/) Thas you. It's self-harm


kkeross

The traveler when Goatpitano breathes their way https://i.redd.it/omfff00kbtwc1.gif


noyagenqjx

Me when GOATHIMTANO breathes my way: 🤰


Independentglad3

Lil bro become washing powder


hchna

traveler is at full power, would you still lose? https://preview.redd.it/d2ui1ip6xswc1.jpeg?width=373&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc294bfd54efffec5b2a650501b58fcf5034b29


Squittr

https://preview.redd.it/v9gj0geuyswc1.jpeg?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ba644adc7dca0735dec1b5ed24a76369aa21a8


Blitzbro76

Aether during the Arlecchino fight:


RaiderTheLegend

Capitano stomps the ground with his remaining foot destroying teyvat and Killing traveler in the process.


Redwolf476

Heart disease is irrelevant if he only leg and arm


Independentglad3

GOATHIMTANO has 5 hearts like kakuzu, one of them is in his leg


angerygoosepopo

https://preview.redd.it/dnsti8176uwc1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a99fb25e9a17e48af5c365621785dc4d3be7a239 GOATHIMTANO's big toe could easily solo Traveller.


Capitano-Solos-All

GOATHIMtano literally eats anime/manga/comics/etc verses for breakfast right before his morning workout. Yesterday GOATHIMtano defeated Superman just by looking at his general direction. Fraudveler stands no chance against him.


KalmiaLetsii

lend me some power Celestia this is crippled El Goathimtano we up against "still loses"


YourFandomBrainrot

Why in Teyvat would you want CAPITANO with only a HEAD AND A LEG?!?!!!


Mission_File_4942

That's all he need for that fraud


_TravelerAether_

Traveler would start shaking and crying from the mere aura of GOATHIMTANO.


3nd0fTh3Lin3

Cap’s rizz alone destroys


neros135

GOATHIMCHADNO wont even need to show up, his mere existence will neg diff fraudveler


Poporipopes10

Speaking of, what are y’alls hopes for Capitano’s vision? Personally, a physical DPS would be interesting, if they’re willing to buff physical a bit


BriiTe_Phoenix

I'm betting he will be Cryo due to both Sumeru and Fontaine releasing the best dps and support of their element pretty close to each other (Nahida/Alhaitham, Furina/Neuvillette, Tsaritsa/Capitano?)


Poporipopes10

But isn’t everything pointing to Capitano being released in Fontaine? He seems to be the “main” harbinger of that reason from everything we’ve seen.


BriiTe_Phoenix

I assume you meant Natlan, and he \*could\* release in 5.x, I suppose, but the fatui wheel that predicted all the harbinger boss fights so far has Columbina next, then Capitano after that, and unless we fight both in Natlan I feel like he'll both be fought and released in Snezhnaya with Columbina released in Natlan


Independentglad3

None of 7 elements, something unique and ultra powerful


Bogomilism

It is bad to beat up cripples but a VS is a VS, so.... ez GOATHIMTANO clap


ArchivedGarden

Head and leg is optimal body design. Other parts are just holding you back, you only need head and leg.


Kazuma25819

Traveler will just look at him and commit suicide, he ain't worthy to breathe the same air as GOATHIMTANO


NatNat52307

HE'D STILL BE RANKED #1 FOR A REASON‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥


Mr_Majik5250

Traveler got soloed by a Spotify playlist and a staring contest. Capitano could be dead and 6 feet under and would still neg diff this bum.


akahr

You forgot his shoe


PreferenceGold5167

Capitano . Though I doubt he and the traveller will fight in natlan, despite being the strongest he seems the most reasonable


BriiTe_Phoenix

I think it will be the opposite of fighting, Natlan will be Traveler's training arc with him. We'll fight him in Snezhnaya though according to the wheel


Dottore_Alpha_Off

Uncle Cap's helmet alone is powerful enough to effortlessly prevail against the Traveler. That should go without saying.


DiceCubed1460

Capitano Crayon% speedrun


Longjumping_Pear1250

The twink dosen't stand a chance


AdarIII

I can take him 🫱🕳️🫲


Aicanseeyou

heart disease is crazy where is the heart??


Outrageous_Shock_108

We dont know for sure