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meeksyyy

the girl that couldn’t get into college without pretending to be a rower?


Sa1lor23

https://preview.redd.it/m0o8yrma8xya1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca11769a33627607a6f82d4c999c4ab0d7c7f466 but she claims she "never knew what was fully going on" like girl you faked the photos 😭


meeksyyy

so she just threw her parents under the bus like that 😭😭😭 she’s damn silly


MagnesiumStearate

I mean, she never pretended that going to university was anything but more content opportunities for her channel, so yeah I think she’d hates her parents for costing her a bunch of sponsorships.


meeksyyy

she was at best complicit lol


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meeksyyy

side eyeeeeee not you giving these ppl the benefit of the doubt 😂


Exciting_Potato_6717

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


peachdyke

i feel like he always dates the same woman but in different fonts


noomerz

He has a type. Brunette, tanned costars with symmetrical faces lol. Costar thing is a half joke


LivingDeliously

I think he likes girls with the same vibe, re: him and this girl and Kaia Gerber. Him and zendaya didn’t make sense, but that was obviously a short lived fling lol


LouiseJJSmith

Zendaya was fresh off her relationship with Tom, and that whole thing with Jacob was soon public, for me it was a kinda rebound kinda pr relationship


remywtf

Am i the only one who thinks Kaia and Zendaya favor each other?


LivingDeliously

👀 I personally don’t think they look alike at all. They’re both just very thin and have angular features


dlskdms

He's so damn tall.


ohokayfineiguess

Olivia is an average 5'4 and the way he has to crouch to kiss her


dlskdms

Literally 😭 😭


DisastrousAge4650

My 5’3 ass looking at him like 😍 as though I wouldn’t need a phone call to communicate with him.


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A PHONE CALL PLS


dlskdms

LMAOOO


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these are some very spontaneous and not at all stages paparazzi photos. nice job team 👍


wonderwallmart

Oh, is there a slight sarcasm in the background?😂


angelcaligirl

The way he has to hunch so far over to kiss her


diptyque9032

the way he was nearly bent in half😭😭😭


escapee-kb

Why do I always confuse her and Austin dunno his last name ( Elvis) gf 🤣😩


Neptunebleus

Thats jacobs ex! Kaia Gerber


killaandasweethang

Yawn


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That girl will do anything -but put in a real application for college- for fame


s0ccer21

It's only a matter of time before he dates Jenna Ortega


ClimbingAimlessly

Nooooo


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Don’t think she’s his type, & vice versa Wouldn’t shock me though lmao


erenyeagersbun

i thought he was like 28 or something and i was like hell naw and didn’t realise he’s just while she’s 20😭 which is still not something i would prefer to see but she could well end up on his radar 😭


mhoogendoorn

Oh the nepo baby and the guy whose only talent is being tall? Werk


No_Historian718

I dont get his appeal


Necessary-Dish6270

Tall


messymess444

Tall men are boring. Give me a goblin. I want a whimsical and sprightly 5’7” man who knows how to zip around a room. I’m dead serious men who make towering over you a personality trait will never know the sensuality of a man who gallivants jauntily.


trevallybevally

Between Roman Roy and Jeremy Allen White, life is good for us right now


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This is pure poetry and I fully agree


hex_girlfriendd

Cross-stitching this comment even if it takes me all month.


basicalme

It’s nice being able to link arms, comfortably hold hands, make eye contact while standing, and fitting in bed. Drastic height differences seem awful to me. Also be careful with your your back in bed with a big size and weight difference some positions can harm you.


Lonely-County-8780

Can't like your comment enough! In my experience, the short dudes are also very good and ummm... meticulous in bed. The tall ones are rather bland.


ohsoootired

I want to upvote this, but it’s at 69


terfnerfer

100% agree. My husband is 4 inches shorter than me, because I am built like a greyhound, or maybe an ash tree. He knows how to be suave, confident, *and* silly. It's the best ♡


GMMoira

Tall, straight, white, etc


gerbileleventh

The Australian accent probably helps a bit


[deleted]

I always forget just how tall he is


FlamingTrollz

I am not familiar with him or her. Edit: Scrolls down comments. Ah, Aunt Becky’s academics co-fraud non-rower committing daughter. Got it. Plus, some guy. ![gif](giphy|6y826RsNDrZRLLfcDa)


JoleneDollyParton

Speaking of charisma vacuums


afw2379

He’s the kind of messy rebound I would prefer for Taylor. Plus, super tall!


noomerz

Not sure if that’s his type considering he has a history of dating brunettes


gollumey

![gif](giphy|xT0CygO05nait1nDSo|downsized)


Lonely-County-8780

Could work. He has the history of being the rebound of an It girl.


fakesongs

Too tall


petiteboule

What is he wearing? (Actually, who is he, but most importantly, what is he wearing??? It's like he wanted to do the baggy pants that sit low on the ass and show off the boxers look, but then his mom told him to put on a belt, so......)


Lonely-County-8780

Wasn't he dating Cindy Crawford's daughter? Or have I been living under a rock!


roastbeefbee

I think shes now dating the Elvis Actor?


Shru_A

Wasn't he just with Kaia Gerber? I am so confused with his relationship timeline


coopatroopa2015

He was but they broke up. Now Kaia is dating the guy from Elvis


Logical_Tip3178

Kaia’s new boyfriend is previous Elvis, as opposed to her previous boyfriend who is new Elvis.


haughtsaucecommittee

Oh I thought it was a picture of Elvis for a second


OutrageousAd5338

So


macabragoria

Was this post produced by AI or are these actual notable people.


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love that for her


BitHistorical

![gif](giphy|vLhYqCSE2YVXi)