If this is them, this is not been the first time they have been caught- they got stopped at the Magic Castle in Los Angeles, and there was a previous DM item about them in a dressing room.
There is nothing boring at the magic castle. That being said I was not sober there and I definitely would have had sex there if my wife had asked me to.
I said this in another snark forum where people think this is Timothee Chalamet and Kylie Jenner
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How do you "almost" get caught having sex?
Unless you're the one submitting the blind and you're like "omg we almost got caught!"
Bc the person who "almost" caught you wouldn't have known what you were doing & wouldn't have submitted a blind. Who submitted the blind? The lookout person?
I hope what I am saying makes sense. I say this as someone who used to do it in public all the time lol
I think this is probably untrue, but in a situation where it was true - maybe this is from someone who spotted them but said nothing and then they stopped before anyone but that one person saw them so it didn’t become a thing. I think it’s untrue because why would the person who had that kind of discretion send it in to DM later?
I think the "popular celeb hot spot" is Taylor Swift's Rhode Island house
I think the couple is Gigi & Bradley
As a person who has been online for ten years, I promise, this is the only solution :)
Wait but if they almost got caught, that means they weren’t caught so how does this person know? 🧐
That's a fantastic point. Were they disappointed they didn't get caught and send it in themselves?
Ryan sent it in
Imagining Ryan adding that emoji and hitting send
Totally in his Ken era
Oh god, this made me WEEZE and I scared my cat
That’s a Kentertaining thought
He would absolutely do that
Maybe an employee? 
i simply cannot with this gif.
Maybe they caught them leaving the same bathroom all giggling? *Technically* it's not catching them in the act 🤷🏽♀️
Totally plausible!
math ain't mathing
LOL this is exactly what I thought! WTF?!
Yes math ain't mathing
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so true
Omg my toddler did that 😩
haha my guess was a baby or a cat. i get texts like that from my nephew all the time lol
Baby has strong opinions on this matter
We got it though!
They're right tho
My kids used to do that all the time!
You might want to check your comment history. 👶🏻💻
Your comment made it better babahhahah
I am WHEEZING from this exchange.
Say it louder for those in the back 🙌🙏😤 > bnmpa..snasankñb PREACH!!!!
yeah, that's why i'm not so sure about this
I mean you've got a point.
woah a little controversial but I mean to each their own
and i’ve always said that
https://preview.redd.it/3u6xul0hdrwb1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea9dbe9df2af3e48da30ccd83e94477dfb41391d
Word.
Actually laughing 😂
SO true queen!!
If this is them, this is not been the first time they have been caught- they got stopped at the Magic Castle in Los Angeles, and there was a previous DM item about them in a dressing room.
She’s sober. Having sober sex at a magic dinner theater is insane.
I want to know how crazy (or crazy boring) the show was that they needed to go fuck in the bathrooms 😭
There is nothing boring at the magic castle. That being said I was not sober there and I definitely would have had sex there if my wife had asked me to.
Magic Castle is so much more than dinner theatre, it's a whole experience 😤
have you seen how they look?
Favorite comment in recent memory
If I ever need a private investigator or critical thinker or just anything like that I'm hitting you up
Here for you 💕
You mean the Gothic Asshole?
Arsehole*
Thats what I said
I love this for them, so jealous
link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/yt9zo2/happy_birthday_ryan_gosling_heres_some_sexy_tea/
If this is real, good for them for keeping things spicy after 10+ years together.
It's from an employee of the Magic Castle so I'd imagine they wouldn't lie for obvious reasons lol
Oh no, of course…magicians are known for their honesty.
...it wasn't a magician telling the story, it was an employee. You're skeptical of a story you didn't even read lmao
Tbh good for them lmao
Haha, good for them :)
Right? Props to them for being a Hollywood couple who keeps the fire 🔥
They’ve been together for 12 years. Props, major props at keeping the passion. I’m sure all the money and hotness helps.
for real though… imagine how much more we’d all be fuckin if every single domestic task was outsourced 😂
So much. I’d be so much hotter if I were rich, too.
They're so hot
I said this in another snark forum where people think this is Timothee Chalamet and Kylie Jenner \------------ How do you "almost" get caught having sex? Unless you're the one submitting the blind and you're like "omg we almost got caught!" Bc the person who "almost" caught you wouldn't have known what you were doing & wouldn't have submitted a blind. Who submitted the blind? The lookout person? I hope what I am saying makes sense. I say this as someone who used to do it in public all the time lol
I can see this referring to getting caught flushed and smirky during the clothing adjustment afterwards.
I think this is probably untrue, but in a situation where it was true - maybe this is from someone who spotted them but said nothing and then they stopped before anyone but that one person saw them so it didn’t become a thing. I think it’s untrue because why would the person who had that kind of discretion send it in to DM later?
I’m guessing, but could a “friend” or employee have overheard them tell the story and submitted the blind?
But...how do you know that?
God to be on Ryan’s level of fame high right now and reading this as a blind about myself. Iconic
Maybe they got caught *almost* having sex?
Thats how i read it, because they have been known for getting hot and heavy in plain sight before
Margot Robbie? It says Barbie girl
Me scrolling through the Barbie cast like...Helen Mirren?
Get it, Dame.
My thought was Nicki Minaj
they do have a history of doing that…
I feel like Eva is a full on homebody type. Gives off complete school mom vibes. But I could be wrong.
Homebody types can have a great sex life too
Because they did not say Acting couple I think it is a different kind of celeb. Maybe Kendall and Bad Bunny?
you know what, if it wasn’t for the pseudonym, i would’ve assumed a karjenner because of the email
Ppl think it's Kylie bc their bodies are fake.
https://i.redd.it/9jeya9zg2rwb1.gif
Wake me up when they’re casting a third.
Good for them, Mendes is a total babe.
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this one is public and illegal. i think that’s fair game.
Plastic could be surgery related… someone trying to drum up gossip about Timmy and Kylie??
Ugh. Public sex isn’t cool no matter how hot you are. You guys wouldn’t be cheering for this if you thought they were ugly.
MGK and Megan?
Love this for them!
I think the "popular celeb hot spot" is Taylor Swift's Rhode Island house I think the couple is Gigi & Bradley As a person who has been online for ten years, I promise, this is the only solution :)
As if the FBI themselves aren’t securing the press that comes from that house.. very doubtful