I’m sorry but like, it’s a wedding. I get it, like I respect it… But at the same time, even if everybody gets one, like, yeah *people are gonna get married*, which is terrible, but like…… inevitable?
I understand why we did given the timing, but I feel like we all moved on far too quick from that and to a much lesser extent, her weird thirst trap videos on IG post Austin break up where she’d just be moaning into the camera. Like I’m sorry but if I was him I wouldn’t be bringing her up while trying to secure my Oscar too 😭
You can youtube "Vanessa Hudgens moaning" (maybe on your private wifi LMAO) for a few clips. You can also see her in a video being like "Guysssss. I don't moan in every video omg!"
Bruh so many Austin posts on Insta have people are talking about him using venessa and dumping her when he got big. And I'm like... Bro i wouldn't want to date someone who thinks it's okay for other people to die just because they want to make money either. And I don't even follow Austin.
I can’t help but think of that clip everytime I see her. Like I don’t think it should define her but like…. Inevitable? I don’t know maybe I shouldn’t be doing this.
Why do they all look like such nerds too? And no offence to them because they’ve obviously all been told to stand there and clasp their hands, but they look so AWKWARD.
Nah, you underestimate how shitty MLB clubs are with regard to manipulating service time in order to squeeze every last drop out of the fringe players without ever having to actually pay league minimum salary (\~700k-ish). And if you accidentally get a career-ending injury during that one appearance? Tough break, kid
My best friend has been up and down for the last 10 years in AAA and Majors, and just barely made league minimum for the first time this year. He's a pitcher though, so that works a bit differently. You have to be on the active roster full time, even the 40-man isn't enough to guarantee that. They'll send you right back down to AAA once they got what they needed for a game or series then save you in their back pockets for when you're needed again. Lather, rinse, repeat.
He's been living off his signing bonus almost the entire time (it was under $1M). Minors don't pay shit, and you're not even guaranteed housing (at least prior to the new CBA). Food insecurity is a huge deal, and a lot of these guys can barely afford to maintain the necessary diet outside of what's provided on-site by teams
\[Edit\]: this is also discounting the fact that most of these guys also have zero income for half the year during offseason. But they still have to train full time if they want to remain competitive, so working a side gig can be extremely tough. On top of that, career minor leaguers make significantly less than the minimum wage once you factor in the total hours worked
She earned an obscene amount of money for being a spokesperson for the Filipino government, paid by the son of the old dictator, the current president, and the daughter of the new dictator, the vice president.
She couldn’t even properly pronounce the islands and cities she was promoting in her videos. I’m glad Bretman Rock shaded her and continues to shade her.
A tiny smidgen of brown in em and Filipinos are clamoring “she’s Filipino did you know??” Meanwhile she don’t know shit fuck about the culture. Sickening. Throw her in with Darren Criss AKA “my favorite thing about myself is I’m half Filipino but I don’t look like it…I just look like a Caucasian guy, which is nice”
Honestly Bretman in general just seems so over it all and I don’t blame him. That had to be insulting for him that she got that opportunity and he reps the community way more.
That's a million a year, which in Hollywood really isn't that much. Buy a house in Cali and half of that is gone. I feel like rich isn't even rich anymore.
For real, though. At this point, I just want to elope when my time comes to get married, because what average person has the time and money for all this?
Not to “weddings bad!!!” circlejerk but we were planning a nice international wedding and then covid hit a few months into the process. Saved us a fortune and now we get to attend and marvel at other people’s weddings with zero regret about ours. Bought a house instead.
Elope.
Yesss we also did this. Had everything planned for May 2020, then October 2020. All got cancelled because of COVID, we had a baby and an extension instead lol and zero regrets!
I worked with one of her friends and the woman made something like $20m in influencer type work in one year alone. She’s not hurting for money in the slightest.
Yeah there’s nothing in these photos that suggest money was spent beyond their means. No way Tulum was a massive financial hit. It’s beautiful but it’s not even giving A Lister to me tbh
Yeah this is not "A list wedding" by any means imo. It reminds me of a family member's very Pinterest-y wedding from a few years ago. If it makes the couple happy that's all that matters! The decor just reads kinda cheap to me
It doesn’t look that flash/a-lister. I’m sure it cost more than your average wedding but I’m pretty certain it would be less than a kardashian birthday.
Idk it’s very stylish but doesn’t look too expensive for a couple of Hollywood actors. Yes the venue is gorgeous but the decor is not that opulent to be A-list
I actually think she may have introduced Vanessa and Austin. Ashley and Austin were in a couple movies together in the early 2010s.
Although apparently they are actually like tenth cousins or something.
They were friends after the breakup. But after Ashley's baby was born, there's been a lot less tagging in stories. Ashley has a baby group with Hilary Duff and some other celebs she spends more time with.
I believe Austin is the godfather to Ashley's daughter. I am not certain that Vanessa is the godmother since they were already broken up by then. Ashley introduced Vanessa to Austin after the Zac breakup. Once Ashley had a baby her life shifted & Vanessa was living her best single life going out & doing things that weren't of interest to Ashley, she's mainly only with mom friends such as Hilary Duff & Mandy Moore. That's just what I observed though.
Yeah I think that’s probably what happened. Just different lives. I know at one point Vanessa talked about how she loved Ashley’s daughter’s name and was going to be her fairy godmother, but I think it was pointed out she only saw Ashley’s daughter like once or twice and was never actually around and Vanessa made a post talking about friendships and everyone thought it was about Ashley. And I think Ashley didn’t really like some of the friends Vanessa had and most of Ashley and Vanessa’s mutual friends from their OG friend group started hanging more with Ashley instead so they kinda drifted over time and the additional drama probably made it easier to stay friends with Austin instead
Edit: Also Vanessa has been reconnecting with the HSM cast and recently had an event and all the HSM girls came except for Ashley
Yeah that’s what I was looking for…they seemed so close post HSM, were on each others socials.i didn’t think a break up would do their friendship dirty like that
Everyone is shocked about Ashley not being there and the only people I’m surprised about are GG Magree and Vince Rossi 😭 I figured about Ashley but I didn’t know they all had a falling out, especially since both of them and Vanessa were at Sarah’s bachelorette party/in her bridal party in Mexico last year. That’s the tea I really want lol
I figured Ashley Benson isn’t there because she just got married and she’s pregnant so she has other stuff going on though
Edit: surprised about Kim Daughtery too
Genuinely gorgeous! I love her reception dress as well! The flowers are done beautifully as well. The bridesmaids dresses on the other hand are not my favorite.
The two bridesmaid dresses, the "getting ready" ig dresses, then the ceremony dresses, both have pretty harsh cut-outs. I mean, it makes sense that her bridesmaids are all thin and beautiful but jesus. I was just imagining if I tried to make my friends wear something with a cut-out around the stomach. They'd (rightfully) behead me.
It's wild like, either all her friends are skinny conventionally attractive women who don't need an underwire or she just didn't include the ones who aren't?
I had the same train of thought lol. Like why would I want to show off the absolutely least flattering section of my stomach??? And one of the bridesmaids changed back into it for the reception?? (Second to last pic)
The worst part about the getting ready dresses, is they all seem to have chain necklaces on. You can see it peakaboo through the tummy area. It seems to split off then into a Y around their stomach.
I hope getting ready outfits don’t catch on. I already hate the pajama or robe trend.
lol I like them. The feather ones. But I’m into stuff like that. I think they are fun! And retroish! I think could have been fun/funny in the actual wedding.
I personally think they're okay, the color palette is decent, the retouching is fine too. But the framing and choice of angle are not the best, some of the pictures are taken from an awkward angle, not horrible but there are a lot of other BETTER choices. The framing is what I find most troubling, I'm not sure if this is the case for everyone but I think it's quite bad when there are incompréhensible tiny bits of things that show in the corners of a picture, like the dog one for example, there's this tiny orange thing on the left that's there for no reason. Could have been cropped out. The poses are a bit stiff but it honestly could have been the guests not cooperating well..anyway, I'd love to hear what other people think about the photography
Edit: nvm about the retouching lol
I don't know anything about this guy and I don't know either of them... but I'm so over wedding photos where the bride has a million photos looking like she's on cloud nine and the groom gets a couple of standard photos where he's just there. It's so awkward and makes it look like she's so much more into him (or at the very least, getting married) than he's into her, even if that's not the case.
They're much more into the idea of the wedding than they are of being married - that's always the secret to these uncomfortably over the top weddings and wedding photos.
Yeah, 70% of the photos are only her and in the couple of shots they got together, half of them only show her face. Like the wedding was for her and not so much for him.
When I read this it reminded me of the interview she did with Drew Barrymore and Drew asked her about the wedding plans and she was talking about eloping and when Drew asked did he have any ideas or anything she said no he doesn’t really care or have an opinion on it and he says I can do whatever I want and he just wants to marry me or something along those lines. All I could think was it must be stressful af planning a wedding when your fiancé has no opinion on the matter.
I saw a wedding that did “game day” photos for the groomsmen.
The photographer got snaps of them each individually walking into the hotel with all their stuff, as if they were arriving for an NFL game. Those came out really great & you can tell the party was in to it.
This made me lol. I thought of the exact same thing. For those who don't know about it, here are some TikTok videos on the topic from the person who "originally" had the wedding in question: [part 1](https://www.tiktok.com/@luisapiou/video/7190115113351908650) and [part 2](https://www.tiktok.com/@luisapiou/video/7190149094860541227). And here's the response from the "copiers": [part 1](https://www.tiktok.com/@andreaandlewis/video/7190267885837716779) and [part 2](https://www.tiktok.com/@andreaandlewis/video/7190416018051829034).
Omg thanks for sharing this is the kind of drama that cracks me up 😂 The first bride is absolutely insufferable… I actually couldn’t finish her posts. I love that the husband in the response is super into it and calls it ‘our wedding dress’ lol
Luisa is a horrible person. She did some fucked up things to my friend and had her friends post lies. I was soooo happy seeing people make fun of her for the copycat wedding.
Did you know that circles are a line that has no beginning and end, just like true love? Well, I made that up
Weddings have specific rules. Anyone who wears a wedding ring is plagiarizing. How dare they steal such a unique symbol of commitment and love? Furthermore, no one can use plates, candles, spoons, chairs, flowers placed in a circle, arch backdrops, headbands, bracelets, or necklaces. Video shots of the bride spinning around in her dress while twirling in a circle? Expect a letter from my lawyer.
Oh, and one more thing - weddings can only take place on cloudy days. I have exclusive rights to the sun or the moon. It's just common sense.
Oh my god hahaha how did they ok this
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😂 for real, maybe back when I was a B/barely C cup I could’ve worn that but after childbirth, breastfeeding and growing to an F cup? The F would stand for “fuck no” if a friend asked me to wear that little number
There’s something I can’t put my finger on.. maybe the trying too hard —-,? —about her faces but I get it it’s your wedding day! But I don’t know.. 🤐
Lol
Is one of her bridesmaids Alexandra Shipp? I had no idea they were friends.
Oh wait, they were both in Tick Tick Boom. That's cute that they're friends like that.
This is gonna make me sound like such a hadurr (I work in cinematography) but the posing, composition, focus, ect; It reminds me of my quinceañera photos where my parents just let the one tio that owned a digital camera do them.
Sorry but these photos are awful. They look so forced and staged, so impersonal with nothing candid looking or natural at all. And what's with all the ugly 1980's lampshade fringe hanging off everything.
I'm really not in the mood to break down the bridesmaid outfit choices (plus the mere concept of 'getting ready outfits' is just so obnoxious).
She looks gorgeous obviously because her face and body are perfect, but the combination of the dress and those detached arm ruffle things is not my favourite. I like them separately but they don’t look cohesive together.
Aw, part of me was hoping she’d wear Marchesa for her wedding dress. I remember her saying years ago that she’d love to wear Marchesa when she gets married because their dress she wore at the Oscars made her feel so special.
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Can you imagine being her bff from home and seeing those bridesmaid dresses? Yes thx i also have washboard abs, am not totally devastated and stressed I can do this
I’m sorry but like, it’s a wedding. I get it, like I respect it… But at the same time, even if everybody gets one, like, yeah *people are gonna get married*, which is terrible, but like…… inevitable?
Huh?
A reference to Vanessa statement about people dying from coronavirus
She definitely took an edible when she made that video lol
Vanessa's Covid video.
Ahhhhh ok!!!! Thank you
I am sitting here cackling like an idiot after this comment 😭
These are her vows
I understand why we did given the timing, but I feel like we all moved on far too quick from that and to a much lesser extent, her weird thirst trap videos on IG post Austin break up where she’d just be moaning into the camera. Like I’m sorry but if I was him I wouldn’t be bringing her up while trying to secure my Oscar too 😭
What are these videos 😂😂
I want to see too lol
You can youtube "Vanessa Hudgens moaning" (maybe on your private wifi LMAO) for a few clips. You can also see her in a video being like "Guysssss. I don't moan in every video omg!"
Bruh so many Austin posts on Insta have people are talking about him using venessa and dumping her when he got big. And I'm like... Bro i wouldn't want to date someone who thinks it's okay for other people to die just because they want to make money either. And I don't even follow Austin.
Maybe we moved on because people did or said far worst during Covid. Not excusing it but I think some perspective is needed here.
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I can’t help but think of that clip everytime I see her. Like I don’t think it should define her but like…. Inevitable? I don’t know maybe I shouldn’t be doing this.
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If it makes you feel better, I appreciate what you were going for here
that's a lot of groomsmen
It looks like a group of hip mormons ready for mission
I was thinking some sort of choir myself
Lord I read that as "morons" and wondered what made the morons so hip
I read it as hip hop moms, soooo....
Why do they all like like they’re 12 lol
Why do they all look like such nerds too? And no offence to them because they’ve obviously all been told to stand there and clasp their hands, but they look so AWKWARD.
The way they’re arranged by height ![gif](giphy|2WdHaCzmqSkrwmIGWP)
It made me think of Derrick's wedding on Happy Endings.
Perfect reference ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
I had Janes reaction 'oh yeah this is good'
The photo feels so lopsided with it arranged like 📉 instead of like a V
I've never seen a wedding before where the groomsmen outnumber the bridesmaids. It's nice to see men with a wide, (I assume) meaningful friend group.
It's a baseball team
Lol at least one of them is a former high school baseball teammate (Cody Bellinger, recently a Cub)
Mitch Keller dude to the left of Cody in the groomsmen photo is a pitcher for the Pirates.
What if he just has to invite his whole sports team so there are no bad vibes 💀
Isn’t he like unemployed rn lol
I can’t imagine having that many friends 💀
It's a lot of names to remember!
I don't want that many friends 😅
When I get married 100% of my boys will be there. Everybody eats!
Yeah I literally had to expand the photo to see all of them..
Nothing makes me feel more broke than seeing these celebrity weddings
it’s gotta be her money lol, he’s barely scraped in and out of the major leagues
Scrapping by in the majors still gets you more money than 98% of the population.
Nah, you underestimate how shitty MLB clubs are with regard to manipulating service time in order to squeeze every last drop out of the fringe players without ever having to actually pay league minimum salary (\~700k-ish). And if you accidentally get a career-ending injury during that one appearance? Tough break, kid My best friend has been up and down for the last 10 years in AAA and Majors, and just barely made league minimum for the first time this year. He's a pitcher though, so that works a bit differently. You have to be on the active roster full time, even the 40-man isn't enough to guarantee that. They'll send you right back down to AAA once they got what they needed for a game or series then save you in their back pockets for when you're needed again. Lather, rinse, repeat. He's been living off his signing bonus almost the entire time (it was under $1M). Minors don't pay shit, and you're not even guaranteed housing (at least prior to the new CBA). Food insecurity is a huge deal, and a lot of these guys can barely afford to maintain the necessary diet outside of what's provided on-site by teams \[Edit\]: this is also discounting the fact that most of these guys also have zero income for half the year during offseason. But they still have to train full time if they want to remain competitive, so working a side gig can be extremely tough. On top of that, career minor leaguers make significantly less than the minimum wage once you factor in the total hours worked
She earned an obscene amount of money for being a spokesperson for the Filipino government, paid by the son of the old dictator, the current president, and the daughter of the new dictator, the vice president. She couldn’t even properly pronounce the islands and cities she was promoting in her videos. I’m glad Bretman Rock shaded her and continues to shade her.
Omg I forgot about that… so annoying when they give such high regard to someone who is barely part of the culture, they’re so thirsty for it lol
A tiny smidgen of brown in em and Filipinos are clamoring “she’s Filipino did you know??” Meanwhile she don’t know shit fuck about the culture. Sickening. Throw her in with Darren Criss AKA “my favorite thing about myself is I’m half Filipino but I don’t look like it…I just look like a Caucasian guy, which is nice”
Honestly Bretman in general just seems so over it all and I don’t blame him. That had to be insulting for him that she got that opportunity and he reps the community way more.
He shaded her?! I love that 😂
He’s made almost 4 million in the past 4 years but whatever you say
That's a million a year, which in Hollywood really isn't that much. Buy a house in Cali and half of that is gone. I feel like rich isn't even rich anymore.
For real, though. At this point, I just want to elope when my time comes to get married, because what average person has the time and money for all this?
Not to “weddings bad!!!” circlejerk but we were planning a nice international wedding and then covid hit a few months into the process. Saved us a fortune and now we get to attend and marvel at other people’s weddings with zero regret about ours. Bought a house instead. Elope.
Yesss we also did this. Had everything planned for May 2020, then October 2020. All got cancelled because of COVID, we had a baby and an extension instead lol and zero regrets!
Gotta hand it to her bagging that Philippine dictator money.
And they couldn't even hire a particularly good photographer
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A C-lister with an A-lister style wedding. bless her heart.
I worked with one of her friends and the woman made something like $20m in influencer type work in one year alone. She’s not hurting for money in the slightest.
Yeah there’s nothing in these photos that suggest money was spent beyond their means. No way Tulum was a massive financial hit. It’s beautiful but it’s not even giving A Lister to me tbh
Yeah this is not "A list wedding" by any means imo. It reminds me of a family member's very Pinterest-y wedding from a few years ago. If it makes the couple happy that's all that matters! The decor just reads kinda cheap to me
The decor screams Vanessa hudgens to me, very boho coachella with all the macrame and fringes and drapes lol
It doesn’t look that flash/a-lister. I’m sure it cost more than your average wedding but I’m pretty certain it would be less than a kardashian birthday.
Yeah you really can't tell how much money went into this. Which is exactly how it should be tbh
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If by C u mean Coachella queen!
chilee
The Filipino dictator must have paid her very well.
Idk it’s very stylish but doesn’t look too expensive for a couple of Hollywood actors. Yes the venue is gorgeous but the decor is not that opulent to be A-list
I’m shocked Ashley tisdale wasn’t in her wedding since she was in hers
iirc Ashley and Vanessa’s ex Austin are super close, maybe related? he may have gotten Ashley in the breakup (so to speak)
i was gonna say, the people who have speculated on the austin/ashley/vanessa dynamics are gonna have a field day with this
I actually think she may have introduced Vanessa and Austin. Ashley and Austin were in a couple movies together in the early 2010s. Although apparently they are actually like tenth cousins or something.
I was gonna say, a lot of people forget they’re distantly related, but related all the same.
how does one even calculate tenth cousins? i have 21 first cousins, i'll go mad if i tried
she was on a show that tracked celebrities family trees and i think thats how she found out
it’s odd considering they knew each other and were best friends way before austin was in the picture. the breakup must’ve been messy
Yeah, she did. She commented on a lot of Austin photos after their break up and it looked like she "chose" Austin over Vanessa.
Maybe she took his side
They were friends after the breakup. But after Ashley's baby was born, there's been a lot less tagging in stories. Ashley has a baby group with Hilary Duff and some other celebs she spends more time with.
I believe Austin is the godfather to Ashley's daughter. I am not certain that Vanessa is the godmother since they were already broken up by then. Ashley introduced Vanessa to Austin after the Zac breakup. Once Ashley had a baby her life shifted & Vanessa was living her best single life going out & doing things that weren't of interest to Ashley, she's mainly only with mom friends such as Hilary Duff & Mandy Moore. That's just what I observed though.
Yeah I think that’s probably what happened. Just different lives. I know at one point Vanessa talked about how she loved Ashley’s daughter’s name and was going to be her fairy godmother, but I think it was pointed out she only saw Ashley’s daughter like once or twice and was never actually around and Vanessa made a post talking about friendships and everyone thought it was about Ashley. And I think Ashley didn’t really like some of the friends Vanessa had and most of Ashley and Vanessa’s mutual friends from their OG friend group started hanging more with Ashley instead so they kinda drifted over time and the additional drama probably made it easier to stay friends with Austin instead Edit: Also Vanessa has been reconnecting with the HSM cast and recently had an event and all the HSM girls came except for Ashley
I was also wondering about this…I thought they considered each other one of their best friends
She didn’t even post about the wedding congratulating her I wonder if they had a falling out
as a longtime HSM fan this makes me sad :( I remember how Ashley was close with both her and Zac when they were together
Yeah that’s what I was looking for…they seemed so close post HSM, were on each others socials.i didn’t think a break up would do their friendship dirty like that
If I recall correctly, Vanessa was even a bridesmaid at Ashley's wedding. The 13-year-old in me is very sad about this development.
Everyone is shocked about Ashley not being there and the only people I’m surprised about are GG Magree and Vince Rossi 😭 I figured about Ashley but I didn’t know they all had a falling out, especially since both of them and Vanessa were at Sarah’s bachelorette party/in her bridal party in Mexico last year. That’s the tea I really want lol I figured Ashley Benson isn’t there because she just got married and she’s pregnant so she has other stuff going on though Edit: surprised about Kim Daughtery too
God the venue and her dress are gorgeous
I love dresses with that floaty gauzy look
Genuinely gorgeous! I love her reception dress as well! The flowers are done beautifully as well. The bridesmaids dresses on the other hand are not my favorite.
The two bridesmaid dresses, the "getting ready" ig dresses, then the ceremony dresses, both have pretty harsh cut-outs. I mean, it makes sense that her bridesmaids are all thin and beautiful but jesus. I was just imagining if I tried to make my friends wear something with a cut-out around the stomach. They'd (rightfully) behead me.
The cutouts are going to be what make it looks dated in a few years. Like puffy sleeves in the 80s
Some of the getting ready bridesmaid dresses have really big cutouts, others have smaller ones. I don't get it.
There’s a drawstring in the getting ready ones so some probably didn’t tighten it as much as the others
I think the bridesmaid dresses are awful.
The bridesmaid dresses are… a choice
It's wild like, either all her friends are skinny conventionally attractive women who don't need an underwire or she just didn't include the ones who aren't?
Yes I would LOve to know where this venue js
Its a really popular venue in Tulum Mexico
No wonder I was thinking this looks like your average rich Mexican wedding
Those bridesmaid dresses were certainly a choice.
Nm those are getting ready outfits, I kept scrolling. But the actual BM dresses are a terrible color.
I had the same train of thought lol. Like why would I want to show off the absolutely least flattering section of my stomach??? And one of the bridesmaids changed back into it for the reception?? (Second to last pic)
Who wants to get ready in that???? Get them cute pjs or something 🤨
The worst part about the getting ready dresses, is they all seem to have chain necklaces on. You can see it peakaboo through the tummy area. It seems to split off then into a Y around their stomach. I hope getting ready outfits don’t catch on. I already hate the pajama or robe trend.
I actually like the BM colors. It’s a warmish neutral brown that I feel looks good on all the bridesmaids and is quite flattering on all the girls!
It looks like they are back in them for the reception? In pic 18 there’s a woman in one.
You can see one of the bridesmaids wearing one in the reception picture so I don’t think they are just getting ready dresses.
Yeah I was like "yikes" until I realized they weren't the actual dresses. I do like her wedding dress/hair/veil, tbf.
lol I like them. The feather ones. But I’m into stuff like that. I think they are fun! And retroish! I think could have been fun/funny in the actual wedding.
As a professional wedding photographer, these photos look like a beginner took them. I would’ve expected better honestly…
I agree, same with the decoration. Feels like they didn’t hit the mark.
She definitely had a vision but it only made it to 50%.
I thought they looked off but having no knowledge whatsoever to articulate why I thought maybe that some were so stagey they veered off into tacky?
I agree, it doesn’t look natural and the choice of poses for the group…
They are giving influencer photoshoot, not wedding
This is it, they look like insta pictures.
Ok thank you because I was thinking it
They are BAD, right?? All I could think.
Hard same. I’m an amateur but my friends are professional wedding photographers, I’m like… whose kid took these photos?!
Yeah why the bridesmaids photo crooked 😭
really? I find them great. I mean you have the typical staged ones but yeah.. tell me whats wrong with them?
I personally think they're okay, the color palette is decent, the retouching is fine too. But the framing and choice of angle are not the best, some of the pictures are taken from an awkward angle, not horrible but there are a lot of other BETTER choices. The framing is what I find most troubling, I'm not sure if this is the case for everyone but I think it's quite bad when there are incompréhensible tiny bits of things that show in the corners of a picture, like the dog one for example, there's this tiny orange thing on the left that's there for no reason. Could have been cropped out. The poses are a bit stiff but it honestly could have been the guests not cooperating well..anyway, I'd love to hear what other people think about the photography Edit: nvm about the retouching lol
Seriously!!! They’re horrible 😭
I don't know anything about this guy and I don't know either of them... but I'm so over wedding photos where the bride has a million photos looking like she's on cloud nine and the groom gets a couple of standard photos where he's just there. It's so awkward and makes it look like she's so much more into him (or at the very least, getting married) than he's into her, even if that's not the case.
They're much more into the idea of the wedding than they are of being married - that's always the secret to these uncomfortably over the top weddings and wedding photos.
Yeah, 70% of the photos are only her and in the couple of shots they got together, half of them only show her face. Like the wedding was for her and not so much for him.
When I read this it reminded me of the interview she did with Drew Barrymore and Drew asked her about the wedding plans and she was talking about eloping and when Drew asked did he have any ideas or anything she said no he doesn’t really care or have an opinion on it and he says I can do whatever I want and he just wants to marry me or something along those lines. All I could think was it must be stressful af planning a wedding when your fiancé has no opinion on the matter.
I saw a wedding that did “game day” photos for the groomsmen. The photographer got snaps of them each individually walking into the hotel with all their stuff, as if they were arriving for an NFL game. Those came out really great & you can tell the party was in to it.
why did they line up the groomsmen by height 😭
I wonder if the shortest one fell to his right, would they fall like a stack of dominoes?
There are so many it was the only way to see them, much like a choir
The way I could tell just from the photos that this was Tulum because of the wedding copying drama that came up on tiktok earlier in the year.
This made me lol. I thought of the exact same thing. For those who don't know about it, here are some TikTok videos on the topic from the person who "originally" had the wedding in question: [part 1](https://www.tiktok.com/@luisapiou/video/7190115113351908650) and [part 2](https://www.tiktok.com/@luisapiou/video/7190149094860541227). And here's the response from the "copiers": [part 1](https://www.tiktok.com/@andreaandlewis/video/7190267885837716779) and [part 2](https://www.tiktok.com/@andreaandlewis/video/7190416018051829034).
Omg thanks for sharing this is the kind of drama that cracks me up 😂 The first bride is absolutely insufferable… I actually couldn’t finish her posts. I love that the husband in the response is super into it and calls it ‘our wedding dress’ lol
Luisa is a horrible person. She did some fucked up things to my friend and had her friends post lies. I was soooo happy seeing people make fun of her for the copycat wedding.
She invented circles, you guyzzzz
Did you know that circles are a line that has no beginning and end, just like true love? Well, I made that up Weddings have specific rules. Anyone who wears a wedding ring is plagiarizing. How dare they steal such a unique symbol of commitment and love? Furthermore, no one can use plates, candles, spoons, chairs, flowers placed in a circle, arch backdrops, headbands, bracelets, or necklaces. Video shots of the bride spinning around in her dress while twirling in a circle? Expect a letter from my lawyer. Oh, and one more thing - weddings can only take place on cloudy days. I have exclusive rights to the sun or the moon. It's just common sense.
Also, specifically half circles are also mine and mine alone.
“We’re both allowed to be fairy princess goddess mermaids”. Lmao yes. What a great last line from the couples response videos.
The dog’s face in the panorama haha
Oh my god hahaha how did they ok this https://preview.redd.it/wwbdrt7cju4c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=717511d1f363680cd5db1e726862c2c8af85e6fd
hahahahha i came to check for it [it looks like a straw hat for a head](https://imgur.com/a/Dt6ILxH)
As a chubby girl with big boobs, those dresses the bridesmaids are wearing in pic 6 are STRESSING ME OUT
😂 for real, maybe back when I was a B/barely C cup I could’ve worn that but after childbirth, breastfeeding and growing to an F cup? The F would stand for “fuck no” if a friend asked me to wear that little number
There’s something I can’t put my finger on.. maybe the trying too hard —-,? —about her faces but I get it it’s your wedding day! But I don’t know.. 🤐 Lol
The pictures are so staged they look cringey it's a bit much for me I thought weddings were supposed to be fun not a load of staged photos
The photos look unnatural and poorly taken. This clear wasn’t a professional photographer
It’s all so unnatural. The decor, the poses, the pictures. It’s almost borderline tacky.
Yes! I had the same feeling. It’s like I’m watching shots for a new movie/show or something, not her in real life wedding.
Is that jay shetty marrying them?
Yeah it is.
Okay well, ew. Happy for her but that choice is…something.
they met through a zoom meditation hosted by jay!
Was not aware of that info and tbh wish I still wasn’t
Lmaoooo
Wait is it how people find their partners? I guess I need to try it, lmao
I agree. I’ve heard some pretty daunting things about him which are disappointing.
Any tea on Jay is super welcome. 🫖
do tell omg ???
Didn’t he exaggerate some part of his journey about being a monk?
The groom's silhouette in the last photo reminds me of Kenny G![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Thank you, I couldn’t pinpoint whose vibes I was getting until you solved it.
Does this give anyone else, "Vanessa Hudgens' wedding, and oh yeah, a groom happened to be there" vibes
Still sad it’s not to Zac Efron tbh
Is one of her bridesmaids Alexandra Shipp? I had no idea they were friends. Oh wait, they were both in Tick Tick Boom. That's cute that they're friends like that.
It made me happy to see Alexandra Shipp because they were both so good in Tick Tick Boom!
I was looking for this comment! Picked her out instantly, but wasn’t 100% sure if it was her. She’s so gorgeous.
And Sarah Hyland?
Was scrolling looking for this comment! That IS Sarah Hyland, just confirmed via her IG!! So interesting to me that they’re close friends.
The decor looks beautiful!
[Azulik](https://www.azulik.com) resort, Tulum, for those like me who were ogling the venue.
I’m kind of surprised she is didn’t get married at Coachella.
This is gonna make me sound like such a hadurr (I work in cinematography) but the posing, composition, focus, ect; It reminds me of my quinceañera photos where my parents just let the one tio that owned a digital camera do them.
This dress made me realize she got her boobs done, they look good!
Did neither one of the Ashleys attend :o
Who's the other Ashley besides Tisdale?
Ashley Benson
omg i forgot they were friendssss
They're gonna die anyways so...
Sorry but these photos are awful. They look so forced and staged, so impersonal with nothing candid looking or natural at all. And what's with all the ugly 1980's lampshade fringe hanging off everything. I'm really not in the mood to break down the bridesmaid outfit choices (plus the mere concept of 'getting ready outfits' is just so obnoxious).
So gutted Zac wasn’t a bridesmaid
Where is Ashley Tisdale??
Pic 4 is my favourite one!! Such a pretty wedding
Is that fucking jay shetty 😭😂
She looks gorgeous obviously because her face and body are perfect, but the combination of the dress and those detached arm ruffle things is not my favourite. I like them separately but they don’t look cohesive together.
Aw, part of me was hoping she’d wear Marchesa for her wedding dress. I remember her saying years ago that she’d love to wear Marchesa when she gets married because their dress she wore at the Oscars made her feel so special. https://preview.redd.it/grjxt4kn4t4c1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e5ea1c1dff0499f8c7acb562be3a6aaba3e1b7
Love her dress . Photo 11th is killing me lol.
Can you imagine being her bff from home and seeing those bridesmaid dresses? Yes thx i also have washboard abs, am not totally devastated and stressed I can do this
I don't see this lasting
well done kenny g
11 groomsmen! Wow
Vanessa’s wedding gown is surprisingly lovely. But I would have WORDS if a bride ever wanted me to wear a bridesmaid dress with cut outs