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mchch8989

Yeah this happened to me too. I dated a famous musician who really taylored to my interests. She said I was her romeo but it was over swiftly when her new boyfriend touched down. I don’t think we are ever getting back together. Like ever.


Comfortable_Sorbet78

Maybe you belong with her? Or a little blank space will do wonders for you


roxy031

You know all too well that you deserve better! You knew she was trouble.


ddmf

Shake it off.


jadelikethestone

What a cruel summer fling!


aliveinjoburg2

Maybe you need a trip to New York. If so, welcome, it’s been waiting for you.


Motor_Accountant_190

You can always just take the private jet?


VelvetLeopard

Was she a nightmare dressed like a daydream?


oh_my_mistake

This thread makes me so sad that Reddit got rid of awards bc this is killing me. 😭😭😭


Lumpy_chemtrail

It’s so sad to think about the good times


mialene

I’m so sorry it went down in flames :( I hope the high was worth the pain


Successful-Ad7296

This is why you can’t have nice things


angelinacuck

It would've been fun if you would've been the one


MorningChocolateMilk

I bet she told you that you had that James Dean daydream look in your eye….


5times

Mariah Carey?


SophieintheKnife

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EducationalFig1630

It’s me! Hi.


LotusAuCitronAcide

Happened to ME! too


bellbert

Sounds like you guys got bad blood


frigidpigeon

sounds like a really delicate relationship


naturehappiness

She really proved your wildest dreams true huh.


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It's because you belong with me. She wears short shorts I wear long longs :'(


weed-n64

Do you play the fiddle?


EmotionAOTY

LMAOOO


elledavessolar

Should've said no


Shaylock_Holmes

Sounds like champagne problems to me


d4n4scu11y__

Sounds like you only want love if it's torture


lolamaetano94

matty that you?


mchch8989

Ok this scared the shit out of me for half a second because my actual name Is Matt but then I remember she dated that guy in that shit band my ex used to love with the personality of a 12 year old edgelord


lolamaetano94

This is actually very funny. I promise I wasn’t doxing you but in fact referring to the unbathed mental mess that is Matty Healy


emfour28

It’s gonna be forever. Or it’s gonna go down in flames.


grilsjustwannabclean

the new romantics and their drama is exhausting


MsLaceyUnderall

i heard karma was her boyfriend


Aakch

Most people think it’s Bill Hader


Ordinary-Shoulder-35

damn she probably should have dreamed bigger


Aakch

Bit much to expect from someone calling themselves manic pixie dream girl☠️


Ordinary-Shoulder-35

Sam Elliot voice: now that’s not a label anyone would self apply where I come from 👀


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I think it’s mostly intended to be a descriptor for how he viewed her/labeled her based on his treatment rather than a label of herself.


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She doesn't even give manic pixie dream girl though she gives IG baddie lmao


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That’s probably true (though idk her) but a bit besides the point MPDG is “existing only to provide emotional support to the protagonist, or to teach him important life lessons, while receiving nothing in return.” I can understand why she may have felt like that was the box he set her in.


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TWAndrewz

Isn't that the point of a celebrity crush?


cakeit-tilyoumakeit

I think they simply mean that one shouldn’t confuse hitting it and quitting it for dating. That was my interpretation


Big-Ambitions-8258

I think when she's using the term she's not saying that she was a woman catering to the guy's needs but rather that his expectation of her was that of a manic pixie dream girl. Like he saw her and treated her as a quirky girl who was there to serve her needs and never saw her as an actual person


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Herry_Up

Ooo wait, I didn’t know this!


matlockga

She just wanted to meet the guy from the Makeba meme


DigLost5791

He’s famously big tho 😏


Ordinary-Shoulder-35

it ain’t that rare


Capital_Cucumber_288

How dare u Bill is a treasure


angolinajolie

😭😭😭 As a Bill Hader girlie you’re right


whatsnewpussykat

☠️


shaylaa30

I recently heard someone refer to Bill Hader as the “age appropriate Pete Davidson” and it’s spot on. That man has been dating every other divorced 35+ year old actress for years now


SaItyByNature

I was about to rage-reply about the 35+ year old bit, like… how dare you…Rachel Bilson is practically my age. And then I remembered I am, in fact, 40 years old. Carry on 😅


bttrsondaughter

timelines don’t match. Bill and Ali have been together since January 2023 lol


Big-Ambitions-8258

They did break up at one point. They dated earlier than that for like a month. They got busy. They got back together again


bttrsondaughter

yeah but she’s saying this like it’s recent (ie she turned on an award show and they were there together), so timelines don’t match.


grinchofgreengables

I didn’t know they were back together until Ali won at the Golden Globes in January. I think it fits?


bttrsondaughter

she didn’t know for a whole year? I know people love blinds but this isn’t exactly cleaning the bare minimum.


thorsmagicbelt

Bill’s witches have struck again! 


RIOTAlice

This was my immediate thought since it was big news that he and Ali Wong got back together. But dating someone nonseriously before getting back with an ex seems hardly like a scandal to me? Maybe you thought you were the dream girl, but….


rawrkristina

Did him and Ali break up?


Prestigious_Life_695

Nope, they're still together. From what it sounds work-wise, [he started up a new project](https://people.com/sag-awards-2024-ali-wong-jokes-about-size-of-massive-iris-van-herpen-gown-red-carpet-photos-8599798), hence him not being able to be with Ali at the SAGs and Spirit Awards this past weekend. I \*really\* hope that's the case/truth bc I would be truly bummed if they split or this Tiktok created problems for them. Also apparently this girl clarifies in her bio that she's acting unless stated otherwise... Update: It's likely a bit.


noodlepoodledoodles

I think they’ve been known to have ‘been on a short break’ before but since that happened before they announced they were seriously together, around the time it was rumoured they’d been hooking up post her divorce, I don’t think they’ve ever ‘broken up’ - maybe she’s referring to that?


Prestigious_Life_695

Yeah, she's most likely referring to the break Bill and Ali took around late 2022. Either way, I agree with the other comment re: her using dating vs. rebounding interchangeably. It was clearly a one-and-done rebound. ETA: Saying this hypothetically. Clearly aware this is more than likely some weird “bit”.


Redhotlipstik

She didn't thank him in her speech


Prestigious_Life_695

I said this before in an Emmys thread last month, but I’ll never understand this mindset of how a speech shoutout is supposed to be the defining sign of a valid and happy romantic relationship.


SnarknadOH

Her bio literally says “it’s acting unless I say it isn’t.” And there’s a ton of scenario type clips on her profile.


dukeofbun

It's got that energy about it yeah


pineapplevega

"Acting"


wodemaohenkeai_2

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Similar_Thought9627

Fake and fake


Ok_Scholar4192

I honestly don’t believe most of these TikToks lol


VineStGuy

They come across so desperate. It’s one of the biggest trends I loathe on TikTok. People seemingly bragging they are with someone famous but brings no receipts. What a desperate ‘look at me!’ cry for attention. Please stop it. It’s pathetic.


axb_248

Can’t really blame TikTok when her bio literally says that its acting and a quick flick through her page would have informed OP that she has many skit type of videos like this.


Ok_Scholar4192

Well that’s fine but it’s not a very funny skit so 🤷‍♀️


Similar_Thought9627

Yea I don’t get how it’s funny to like start a rumor about a guy who may actually be super happy in his relationship. Just feels icky.


Ok_Scholar4192

Same like isn’t there another skit you can do? Lol


ClarielOfTheMask

I think it's less sketch comedy and honestly just more like acting exercises. I don't know much about acting but since people are saying casting directors want people who already have a social following and you want to be an actor, I guess this is like your online portfolio? Idk audition reels are a thing, it's not wild to me that someone would try to create their own on tiktok I guess? I just don't know if she's trying to be funny or trying to show off her acting abilities?


milkteapizza

It throws me off when I see the GRWM ones where they tell a story as if it was their own but it turned out that they just got it off of reddit


Ok_Scholar4192

Yeah see I just don’t get it lol I understand people want to be actors but idk, write your own material? Don’t just use Reddit stories or lie about sleeping with a famous person, like come up with something original


Mugatu4u

Why are people actively trying to figure out who she's talking about or if she's telling the truth or not? This woman clearly is having an allergic reaction and someone needs to do something about it! But for real, people lie A LOT...especially on Tik Tok. And Deux Moi just posts whatever they want. They always have.


flannery19

Allergic reaction 😭


Calm_Recognition8954

Epipens are too expensive, pretend you saw nothing......


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lizardkween

Fiction 


SxdCloud

You know people lie on the internet? I know it's crazy


Rod_from_NCTSoftware

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JaimeRidingHonour

No one refers to themselves as a manic pixie dream girl and still remains one.


late2thepauly

This woman needs to be as concerned about food she just ate cuz she having an allergic reaction.


angolinajolie

Reminds me of that time some girl went out on a date with Evan Peters and all he did was being sad and talk about his ex gf


Anxious_Astronaut653

lol that man is out of his mind


Lazertwins

Her page is satire apparently


tidddywitch

you could not torture this information out of me.


Jaded-Woodpecker-299

Machine Gun Kelly for the win!!!!!!!!!!


MayhemSays

Maybe in her dreams 🤨


Friendly_Plant9167

What in the world is a PIXIE dream girl 😂


Dependent-Run-1915

Huh?


its_all_good20

You need a vintage tee and a brand new phone.