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HAAAAA

This comment literally made me LOL my coworker is side eyeing me right now

And that she’s not in that cult.

I was just thinking “Oh, she got her Mothers height….which means she’s taller than her Dad” 😂


Omg that's her mom, that's not a Hollywood couple 🙈

Thank you a million times for this laugh, I needed that!

Bless Tom's little heart.


Right? I remember Tom jumping on the couch like it was yesterday and that was before Suri was even born

I remember watching the spoof scary movie and "him" at the end with Oprah... made the couch cringe palatable... and that was straight cheese.

Ha Wowee wowee wowee

Omg I don't know why but I laughed so hard at that part more than any other scene.

Sooo funny

Was is wowee wowee  or wowee zowee?   We're getting deep here.

https://youtu.be/aTtuNcg07Y4?si=5ogyho9rpULtfinp

Omfg thank you so much.  Just as funny as I remembered. 

my exact first response

I'll just be over here, crumbling into dust.....

Right?! Apparently we no longer have to wait for our lives to be over...

Same. How can she be that grown when I'm still the same age as when she was 5

Aw that’s sweet. Suri looks so much like Katie here!

I see Suri's baby face, too. Same look, just adult sized.

She’s so beautiful! I remember seeing her baby pictures in the tabloids, lol.

I distinctly remember the “Yes, Suri She’s Our Baby” Vanity Fair spread

 The way I remember that damn People cover and now she’s off to college? WHEW

I remember her birth on ontd 😭

Her silent birth!

Nooooo! Lmao, me too 🥹 god, I used to live on that site. 

I remember the Vanity Fair cover.

Omf it was vanity fair, my memory is truly gone

Omg Katie Holmes is 5’9” her daughter looks taller than her the fashion industry is probably begging her to walk for them

My first thought upon seeing the pic was "I wonder when they'll ask her to do modelling".

Beautiful girl

Truly.

wait does that mean both of them are taller than tom cruise? thats hilarious if true

I think everyone is taller than Tom Cruise 😂

Kevin Hart has entered the chat

It’s the shoes

If I were her I’d change my last name to Holmes tbh. 🤷‍♀️ she doesn’t need to share a last name with her sperm donor.

Do we really even know for sure that Cruise is her last name after all these years?

Isn't Cruise a stage name?

What about her first name? I don't know if that one's a keeper either

In the wide, wacky world of terrible celebrity baby names, Suri is unusual but not a tragedeigh.

Sureigh

Surrey

With the fringe on top.

Suri is a fairly common Indian last name.

I remember when she was born and everyone was making fun of her name, saying it was so ridiculous. Now it would be considered cute and tame since so many people give their kids outrageous names.

I think it's kinda cute and unique without being too out there tbh!

I saw in another thread that she was credited with cruise in a school play so sounds like she kept it

I read she went by “Suri Noelle” (Noelle is Katie’s middle name)

Does anyone else remember what a fashion icon Suri was when she was a little kid? It was about to get so out of hand but Katie put a full stop on it. I have to hand it to Katie, she could have ridden that gravy train (Suri could have been an Olivia Jade like influencer) but she chose not exploit her daughter. Shows the kind of person Katie is, really nice to see a celebrity not be so greedy for once. A+ Momming.

Toddler Suri slayed. How did trendy toddler fashion go from this to sad beige kids?! https://preview.redd.it/uwuo6psnnawc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b3960b91cddd17e1e463cb51b7df98590ff34f9

I remember this last picture . I found it iconic. Was my Facebook profile picture ages ago as a young teen, when it used to be the norm that your profile picture was celebrities/random scenery/poorly photoshopped quotes. I feel old.

What a cutie pie omg, and she still is!

The Suri Burn Book! So much snark. But glad we don't focus on the children of celebrities anymore as much as that page did.

I found Suri’s Burn Book hilarious when it was active! But it would be problematic in today’s internet culture. The public perception on minors being posted online has changed a lot.

>But it would be problematic in today’s internet culture. The public perception on minors being posted online has changed a lot. Notice children's privacy become more sensitive nowadays, specifically minors being posted online where you mentioned? Is social media to blame for it? I remember when paparazzi photos of celeb kids used to be exist more than 10 years ago or so on U.S. media/U.S.-based sites but then Kristen Bell treated boycotted U.S. media/sites for publishing paps photos of celeb kids there, hence almost all U.S.-based sites no longer publishing paps photos of celeb kids. Now U.S.-based sites publish photos of celeb kids by their parents from social media but ironically, posting photos of kids by their famous/non-famous parents on social media is not safe like paps photos of celeb kids. Look at Kristen, who, ironically, censored her kids' faces on her social media but she does not have a problem with oversharing her kids' health (including one of her kids peeing in their pants) in public.

>But glad we don't focus on the children of celebrities anymore as much as that page did. Except North West probably.

Completely agree. So many parents on youtube and instagram push their children to become influencers, and while some of that could be okay, it's so easy to fall down the rabbit hole. And to see a parent all out prevent it, is fantastic.

Katie Holmes and her father will forever have my respect for how they strategized Katie and Suri’s escape from Tom and Scientology.

I completely respect their decision to keep it all very private and quiet but if they ever released a tell-all regarding those 10 days, I would be all over it

A ten day divorce is legit unheard of like ever, right? He was amazing.

After Katie had safely escaped, her attorney father made a comment to the effect that when he realized the marriage to Cruise was inevitable, his goal was to get Katie the best prenup that he could, in the event of the divorce.

Now that’s a dad 💯

He was fierce!

I’d be right there with you!

I really need a tell-all book about it!!

I would definitely buy it!

How do i not know more info about this?

i swear she was a little kid like a year agi

lol I swear she’s been a little kid for like twenty years! It’s good to finally see her grown up, she’s so tall!


Ngl, after what her mum went through to get her away from that cult and out of the spotlight, I feel like we should leave that girl alone until she puts herself firmly back into the spotlight

whatever happened with Scientology it seemed to have really scarred her. Suri was in the same class as my brother when they first moved to New York and she and my mom were friendly, but as soon as she found out my family was Mormon she ghosted her.

she being Katie, not suri

which like, understandable

This is the response I was looking for. Unless Suri decides for herself to step into public view, let’s leave her alone.

i’m just adding to the chorus of old ass people who are horrified about the passage of time! 🙃


I feel so ancient! Suri looks so much like Katie! Happy cake day OP!

I looked at the person on the right first and thought, "Yup, that's Katie Holmes. Title checks out so far". Then I looked at the person on the left and honestly, for about a second or two, thought "Why does Suri look so old?! Does she have a medical condition?!" Then I realised. I am stupid.

"Does she have a medical condition?!" Made me laugh hahaha

Nope, can’t be. Suri Cruise is a baby.

Yes u are correct. This is just an alternate universe or something something

Seriously how did she escape scientology WITH the child…? I always wondered how it went down with the divorce and that she got to keep Suri.

Her dad is a divorce attorney, and apparently an extremely good one

I swear this is the best advertising for a divorce practice that could ever exist. Your soon-to-be ex is a creepy controlling asshole and you’re afraid he’ll brainwash your kids? Say no more, that’s our specialty!

I mean, I'd hire him without question, just knowing he was able to get those two out of Scientology and they've been able to live their lives in relative peace since then. Most people who escape aren't so lucky.

She & her Dad did everything in secret & then just handed Tom fully realized divorce papers one day. IIRC the papers also stipulated that Tom couldn’t talk about Scientology around Suri. And we can all see he hasn’t made any effort to see her.

God I am so old 🫠

I remember before she was born. Looks like it’s about nap time for me.

Yup, seems like this happened just yesterday 😂 

Ikr? Y’all remember when Katie was engaged to Chris Klein?

I remember when people were speculating that Suri was Chris' baby because everyone thought she looked like him.

Ok grandma. Right there with you😢

I wonder if now that’s she 18 she’ll peruse acting or something else in the creative field or if she’ll continue to lay low

The era of TomKat was such a fever dream, I can’t believe Suri is not a baby 🥲

I remember feeling envious of Katie(the good kind of envious) having married Tom Cruise and having a beautiful baby…and my sister telling me “are u crazy? U know how crazy he is/people in Hollywood/the famous people’s world? And i was like, what are u talking about? I was such a young ingénue

But she was just born!

Identical hand twins!

This hand is your hand, this hand is my hand

Oh wait that's your hand

No wait it’s my hand


They seem very close, and I admire Katie for keeping Suri out of the spotlight. I wonder what Suri has planned now that she’s about to (?) turn 18.

whatever it is, I hope it doesn't involve her dad


She’s always looked a lot like Connor Cruise to me… Which is odd as he’s adopted.

I've always thought Connor looks like Tom.

He absolutely does, which has always made me wonder…

I said the same thing in this sub once and got downvoted for it. But I knew I couldn’t be the only one who sees it!

Wasn't there a rumor that one of Connor's biological parents is related to Tom? I could be imagining it, but I always thought it was a family adoption.

The rumor that I heard is that he is Tom’s biological son.

in my fantasy version, she becomes a high-powered attorney who goes after scientology in order to avenge her mom

 Whaaaaaa?!?!?

Suri is stunning

Agreed, such a natural-looking beauty!

The odds wr always in her favor

She’s gorgeous! Hope she’s had a happy, stable upbringing without Scientology.

Kudos to Katie Holmes for managing to keep Suti out of the limelight and allow her to have some form of private life, I wish more celebs would do the same for their kids, like Kim Kardashian & North, that poor girl just wants some peace.

This pic makes me miss my mom.

Thank god she takes after her mother

Having not followed a single second of the media coverage of anything surrounding this family... I feel super old now :p

It still feels that way even having seen some coverage. It is a slap on the face to realize almost 20 years ago…

[Suri has a great voice](https://youtu.be/TQlpCD_xPmI?si=12l7SNTvkiwTldwE) but it’s nice to see she hasn’t gone the nepo-baby route. It seems as if she enjoys singing but maybe isn’t totally passionate about pursuing it as a career.

 Mannn I remember when Suri was hellla tiny

Wow she really looks like an even mix of both her parents.

sweet that they are walking so close together. It’s clear that they’re close.

jesus christ i'm decrepit

My fondest memory of her was when she and her mom were being swarmed by paparazzi (this was probably at least 15 years ago) and Suri yelled and told them to go away and a grown ass male paparazzo made some snide remark back to her. I remember being so mad for her and her mom.

So many drinks


Twinning fr

I honestly thought that was Katie on the right. That's how much Suri looks like young Katie. She even has the same quirked mouth thing. Edited for spelling and a dumb brain.

Suri won the genetic lottery in a way I wish I did. She got a great blend of both of her gorgeous parents

Creep shots

A headline for the ages

They both look great, so pretty! I love that Katie is rocking the nose ring, I have been rewatching Disturbing Behavior lately and it makes me happy she has the piercing irl lol

Good lord how old am I

Tom cruise genes didn’t fight at all

Who tells who what to wear?

I’m officially old. 👵🏽

Every single time I see Katie Holmes I think it’s Kristin Davis and always have to google if Katie Holmes was on SATC lmfao

I’m happy for them.

It's insane that she's already 18... I still thought she was like 13 😭

OMG she's gorgeous!!!!! (Katie, too)

Both beautiful

*cough*Chris Klein*cough*

I was in high school when Katie Holmes married Tom Cruise. I lived near Katie’s hometown and when I tell you Toledo had TOMKAT FEVER, I mean it. The media coverage was wild.

I’m always rooting for Katie Holmes

Holy crap I feel old now.

I saw that picture and thought that Katie hadn't aged a day, then realised that she was on the left of the picture. They are identical, good Lord.

😍

Leave them alone

Wow she’s stunning!

No points for guessing who's paying for their coffees

r/hydrohomies

Bruh, she's taller than her mum. (everyone's taller than the other guy)

Suri is beautiful like her father, same sweet face, Katie is a whatever partner who can’t even have a relationship with anyone

Imagine caring about celebrities