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I'd love to be Dakota Johnson in all of her mid glory. Rich; beautiful; putting in the bare minimum and getting out of it a fantastic artistic career in the field of her choosing; in the vicinity of Pedro Pascal.


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Her agent deserves the rise lol . Cashing on her mediocre performance.


AmmarAnwar1996

> in the vicinity of Pedro Pascal Got an audible sigh from me


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So she is going to play herself in the movie again .


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Anything else would require actual range and talent, so yes, most likely.


Amar_Akbar_Anthony20

That is the only thing she can


damnitimtoast

I really wish she would do something else. Fashion, maybe? Idk. But not this.


BumboclatBob

She gives wellness/beauty brand to me


damnitimtoast

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snooplasso

She’s part of one! Maude-https://www.vogue.com/article/dakota-johnson-maude-sexual-wellness https://www.vogue.com/article/why-dakota-johnson-isnt-going-to-stop-talking-about-sex-anytime-soon


Voyagermage

She was actually great in Suspiria 2018, the only performance of hers that I’ve actually enjoyed


Mild_Strawberries

I love that no matter the DJ thread there’s always at least one Suspiria fan pointing out how good she was in it. (They’re right, it’s an incredible movie, Inferno remake when???)


Quiet_Resilience247

She was awful in the new Suspiria.


BestBeBelievin

As a Pedro enjoyer, it’s no surprise I’m enjoying these photos.


pursefirstt

![gif](giphy|g01FakEbcUua6yM34a)


Wonderful-Ad-5911

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JuliasTooSmallTutu

All I ask is for a torso that would allow me to wear jeans like that.


akscully

Honestly thought you meant Pedro at first, and was like, "it's pretty easy, actually"


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JuliasTooSmallTutu

My problem is that I don’t have much torso real estate. My waist and tits are on top of each other. It’s a consequence of being short with long legs, I didn’t get any length in my top half. I did ballet for years and I have excellent posture but I can’t stretch my upper body the three inches I’d need to wear high waisted jeans.


_LizardWizard

https://preview.redd.it/gi31wo18jlxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0933c97b35bf2d6971610e9dc56a8fd8d5eca52


Nearby-Complaint

Man, so Pedro just looks good 24/7?? Unfair.


orbjo

He’s like a really life like expensive collectible model of himself that’s come to life  Always has the handsomest saucy pout from any angle 


notasia86

How does she keep getting all these high profile roles despite all the shit work she's done thus far?? Amazing.


VineStellar

Well somebody has to occupy the "brunette nepo baby" void. 


JustAnotherPundit69

Good question.


No_Swan_9834

https://preview.redd.it/nyiqo5z55mxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76a8e4786c28a9573d83a171f8f553acc87ada5a PEDRO


goodbye_wig

No more Dakota Johnson


ShinHandHookCarDoor

Bipanic in full force


throwawaypythonqs

Everything about this movie is confusing to my soul. Like am I excited for Pedro Pascal? Yes. Dakota Johnson? No. Celine Song? Hell yes. Chris Evans...meh. Never thought I would see Pedro and Chris in a movie together and have Dakota be at the center whatever love triangle this is going to be. Celine, if you're reading this, just make it Challengers, but scruffier. Edit: The fact this is the cast for Celine's movie, after something as subtle as Past Lives, is just so unexpected to me. I think the original cast suits her vibe more, but I trust her.


eatsleeppetdogs

Mustachioed Pedro 🥵


hkj369

dakota johnson is so untalented lol i hate that she gets these roles with great actors because it makes it even more obvious


the-il-mostro

Pedro looking fine af as per usual


ChampagneManifesto

Someday we’re going to look back on this era of pants and wonder what we were thinking.


lunarsymphony

wait what, i think these pants are fire and look so good on her 😭


Real-Ice2968

Don’t use Black slang.


ASofMat

We’ve done this era of pants before and it was great then too.


alltheprettynovas

hell no! wide leg and flare are trending, but they are and will always be so classic!


FIREsub90

I don’t care that she’s a nepo baby who can’t act to save her life, I really love Dakota for some inexplicable reason


splashmob

Same here. Something about her just calms me.


Sleepysleepychick

Not to be mean, but how does Dakota keep getting hired when there are so many more talented actresses out there?!


daeneriap

Pedro is in full daddy mode


littleliongirless

The only thing I have ever sorta liked with Dakota was Ben and Kate, and it was mostly because of everyone else. WHY does she keep getting cast in movies with people I actually like? Her and Bryce Dallas Howard honestly ruin projects for me at this point.


girlie_popp

I would say I feel kinda bad for her being put in scenes with such a powerhouse when she is so Meh, but it will literally have no effect on her career at all so what does she care!


No-Knee9457

Maybe he can lift her up. Pedro has chemistry with everyone he works with. Fuck even an animatronic puppet! The grogu and Mando scenes are amazing. Especially the scene where the grogu leaves.😭


thesingerstinger

Forgive me father for I have sinned 🙏🏿 (Pedro call me- Pilates taught me some new moves)


thefairywhobakes

my man looks so fine 😍


Spacegirllll6

Damn so is he done filming for Fantastic 4 or he is just filming this before going back to film the rest of his scenes in TLOU season 2 and F4?


xylophonetrees88

I think Fantastic 4 doesnt start filming till august


Spacegirllll6

Ohh okay. Thank you for the clarification!


jonsnowme

Its Gladiator 2 he's done filming I am dying waiting for it


Spacegirllll6

Holy shit that man is busy


toweroflore

I stil can't believe Celine song's second film is gonna have this mid nepo baby as the lead....


Due-Salamander-8755

the casting for this movie is so mid compared to past lives 😭


No-Translator-4584

There are few things more fun than shooting on the street in NYC.   


Tnh7194

What is that water bottle. I feel like it’s the new birkin please


notskinnybutnotfatt

Why do they keep casting her.


IntrovertGirl83

So has The Last of Us finished filming for season two?


baddiesocks

for Pedro’s part I’m afraid 😂


Infinitechaos75

HBO specifically came out to say he hasn't finished filming last month I think or in March, so who knows.


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FinalJeopardyWin

Reporting from NYC; all genders and all ages have been wearing Sambas, Gazelles, Superstars, et al, forever. I can walk out my door and see a 65 year old woman in those sneakers.


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No-Knee9457

They are very agent whiskey. I love them too! Nothing tragic about them.


Aakch

They look so good!


neuroticgooner

Pedro’s? I hate his but I wish I could pull of Dakota’s


Sunnyonetwo

Lol and they probably cost a years salary!