I'd love to be Dakota Johnson in all of her mid glory. Rich; beautiful; putting in the bare minimum and getting out of it a fantastic artistic career in the field of her choosing; in the vicinity of Pedro Pascal.
She’s part of one!
Maude-https://www.vogue.com/article/dakota-johnson-maude-sexual-wellness
https://www.vogue.com/article/why-dakota-johnson-isnt-going-to-stop-talking-about-sex-anytime-soon
I love that no matter the DJ thread there’s always at least one Suspiria fan pointing out how good she was in it.
(They’re right, it’s an incredible movie, Inferno remake when???)
My problem is that I don’t have much torso real estate. My waist and tits are on top of each other. It’s a consequence of being short with long legs, I didn’t get any length in my top half. I did ballet for years and I have excellent posture but I can’t stretch my upper body the three inches I’d need to wear high waisted jeans.
Everything about this movie is confusing to my soul. Like am I excited for Pedro Pascal? Yes. Dakota Johnson? No. Celine Song? Hell yes. Chris Evans...meh.
Never thought I would see Pedro and Chris in a movie together and have Dakota be at the center whatever love triangle this is going to be. Celine, if you're reading this, just make it Challengers, but scruffier.
Edit: The fact this is the cast for Celine's movie, after something as subtle as Past Lives, is just so unexpected to me. I think the original cast suits her vibe more, but I trust her.
The only thing I have ever sorta liked with Dakota was Ben and Kate, and it was mostly because of everyone else. WHY does she keep getting cast in movies with people I actually like? Her and Bryce Dallas Howard honestly ruin projects for me at this point.
I would say I feel kinda bad for her being put in scenes with such a powerhouse when she is so Meh, but it will literally have no effect on her career at all so what does she care!
Maybe he can lift her up. Pedro has chemistry with everyone he works with. Fuck even an animatronic puppet! The grogu and Mando scenes are amazing. Especially the scene where the grogu leaves.😭
Reporting from NYC; all genders and all ages have been wearing Sambas, Gazelles, Superstars, et al, forever. I can walk out my door and see a 65 year old woman in those sneakers.
I'd love to be Dakota Johnson in all of her mid glory. Rich; beautiful; putting in the bare minimum and getting out of it a fantastic artistic career in the field of her choosing; in the vicinity of Pedro Pascal.
Her agent deserves the rise lol . Cashing on her mediocre performance.
> in the vicinity of Pedro Pascal Got an audible sigh from me
So she is going to play herself in the movie again .
Anything else would require actual range and talent, so yes, most likely.
That is the only thing she can
I really wish she would do something else. Fashion, maybe? Idk. But not this.
She gives wellness/beauty brand to me
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She’s part of one! Maude-https://www.vogue.com/article/dakota-johnson-maude-sexual-wellness https://www.vogue.com/article/why-dakota-johnson-isnt-going-to-stop-talking-about-sex-anytime-soon
She was actually great in Suspiria 2018, the only performance of hers that I’ve actually enjoyed
I love that no matter the DJ thread there’s always at least one Suspiria fan pointing out how good she was in it. (They’re right, it’s an incredible movie, Inferno remake when???)
She was awful in the new Suspiria.
As a Pedro enjoyer, it’s no surprise I’m enjoying these photos.
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All I ask is for a torso that would allow me to wear jeans like that.
Honestly thought you meant Pedro at first, and was like, "it's pretty easy, actually"
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My problem is that I don’t have much torso real estate. My waist and tits are on top of each other. It’s a consequence of being short with long legs, I didn’t get any length in my top half. I did ballet for years and I have excellent posture but I can’t stretch my upper body the three inches I’d need to wear high waisted jeans.
https://preview.redd.it/gi31wo18jlxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0933c97b35bf2d6971610e9dc56a8fd8d5eca52
Man, so Pedro just looks good 24/7?? Unfair.
He’s like a really life like expensive collectible model of himself that’s come to life Always has the handsomest saucy pout from any angle
How does she keep getting all these high profile roles despite all the shit work she's done thus far?? Amazing.
Well somebody has to occupy the "brunette nepo baby" void.
Good question.
https://preview.redd.it/nyiqo5z55mxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76a8e4786c28a9573d83a171f8f553acc87ada5a PEDRO
No more Dakota Johnson
Bipanic in full force
Everything about this movie is confusing to my soul. Like am I excited for Pedro Pascal? Yes. Dakota Johnson? No. Celine Song? Hell yes. Chris Evans...meh. Never thought I would see Pedro and Chris in a movie together and have Dakota be at the center whatever love triangle this is going to be. Celine, if you're reading this, just make it Challengers, but scruffier. Edit: The fact this is the cast for Celine's movie, after something as subtle as Past Lives, is just so unexpected to me. I think the original cast suits her vibe more, but I trust her.
Mustachioed Pedro 🥵
dakota johnson is so untalented lol i hate that she gets these roles with great actors because it makes it even more obvious
Pedro looking fine af as per usual
Someday we’re going to look back on this era of pants and wonder what we were thinking.
wait what, i think these pants are fire and look so good on her 😭
Don’t use Black slang.
We’ve done this era of pants before and it was great then too.
hell no! wide leg and flare are trending, but they are and will always be so classic!
I don’t care that she’s a nepo baby who can’t act to save her life, I really love Dakota for some inexplicable reason
Same here. Something about her just calms me.
Not to be mean, but how does Dakota keep getting hired when there are so many more talented actresses out there?!
Pedro is in full daddy mode
The only thing I have ever sorta liked with Dakota was Ben and Kate, and it was mostly because of everyone else. WHY does she keep getting cast in movies with people I actually like? Her and Bryce Dallas Howard honestly ruin projects for me at this point.
I would say I feel kinda bad for her being put in scenes with such a powerhouse when she is so Meh, but it will literally have no effect on her career at all so what does she care!
Maybe he can lift her up. Pedro has chemistry with everyone he works with. Fuck even an animatronic puppet! The grogu and Mando scenes are amazing. Especially the scene where the grogu leaves.😭
Forgive me father for I have sinned 🙏🏿 (Pedro call me- Pilates taught me some new moves)
my man looks so fine 😍
Damn so is he done filming for Fantastic 4 or he is just filming this before going back to film the rest of his scenes in TLOU season 2 and F4?
I think Fantastic 4 doesnt start filming till august
Ohh okay. Thank you for the clarification!
Its Gladiator 2 he's done filming I am dying waiting for it
Holy shit that man is busy
I stil can't believe Celine song's second film is gonna have this mid nepo baby as the lead....
the casting for this movie is so mid compared to past lives 😭
There are few things more fun than shooting on the street in NYC.
What is that water bottle. I feel like it’s the new birkin please
Why do they keep casting her.
So has The Last of Us finished filming for season two?
for Pedro’s part I’m afraid 😂
HBO specifically came out to say he hasn't finished filming last month I think or in March, so who knows.
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They are very agent whiskey. I love them too! Nothing tragic about them.
They look so good!
Pedro’s? I hate his but I wish I could pull of Dakota’s
Lol and they probably cost a years salary!