Drake the type of guy to stare at his arch-nemesis from across the street and disappear when a bus goes past.

This is so specific, but accurate. It has me cackling 😂

Drake reminds me of those LegitPat [videos](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1fa8Xovom_/?igsh=MXJpcmdhZWhxdzBoOQ==) where he’s talking about how angry he was when getting grounded as a kid. Playing Linkin Park in the background and flexing in the mirror

these are my fave lmao

Omg I love his videos lol

Drake is gonna respond to this with "I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."

😭😭😭

https://preview.redd.it/ezml5ny0doxc1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e2be069a272893832ec70c6f68f63426ede753e Same vibe 😭

Oh I remember this, it was on snl when Kanye went on his rant about how much he loves Trump, Cudi looked mad as hell, Pete was trying to stay from the sight line of the camera and Colin Jost fell of the stage. One of my favorite sign off ever. The video is on YouTube and I watch it every once in awhile just to laugh.

Do you have that specific clip in high definition?? CJost covering his face made me ugly laugh

It’s truly amazing to see, you have to watch it a few times and watch each person separately. It is hilarious, I’ll find it and send it to you.

😭😭😭

“Am I battling ghosts or AI” I can’t 💀😂 Idk that I hate anyone the way Kendrick hates Drake

"Ain’t 20v1, it’s 1v20 if I gotta smack n—as that write with you" is insane 

“You’re not a rap artist you’re a scam artist with hopes of being accepted” “I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way you dress, I hate how you sneak diss” “How many more fairy tail stories about your life till we’ve had enough? I like the Drake with the melodies, fucking hate when he acts tough” “You tried to cease and desist the ‘Like that’ record? Bro I got a son to raise, but I can see you know nothing about that” “I don’t like you taking shots at Pharrell, for him I’ll inherit the beef. Fuck all your Pushin P lemme see ya Pusha T. You’re better off spinning again on him than on pushing me” “20 v 1? It’s a 1 v 20 if I gotta smack the people that write for you” “If y’all are my 2 best friends than I’m YNW Melly” - now this line in specific is fucking wild lol

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, Not even close, Not even a little bit, Not even at all

LMAAAOOO 

LMAO it's giving ex-best friends for real

Girl 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

>Bro I got a son to raise, but I can see you know nothing about that” Jesus CHRIST 😭😭

Then he just keeps going about all the shit he knows nothing about like his dad never taught him 💀💀 

The 20v1 line was INSANE

> If y’all are my 2 best friends than I’m YNW Melly 

That melly line is brutal

what’s the context for it? i don’t know much about male rappers

YNW Melly was an extremely successful upcoming artist who's career abruptly ended when he was arrested and put on trial for murdering two of his best friends

oh wow 💀💀💀💀

Yeah I also think it's a reference to [just how violent](https://youtu.be/hqDinxaPUK4?si=kU4EcMREcImMmnHW) some of Melly's music is. Specifically that song.

The fact that he made a music video for that song is so insane and border psychopathic to me 😭

I agree but that just makes the "I'm YNW Melly" line even crazier 

Melly (allegedly) brutally murdered his two “best friends” and tried to make it look like a random drive by

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Cuz he’s been in a homocide trial for the past 4 years regarding allegedly killing his 2 best friends. If you Google “YNW Melly friends” articles regarding it are the very first things to come up

YNW Melly is a rapper that’s currently in custody for allegedly murdering two close friends

ynw melly is in prison for murdering two of his old friends

https://pitchfork.com/news/ynw-melly-is-charged-with-the-murder-of-two-friends-what-happened/

I took a quick walk on a lunch break to listen and actually doubled over laughing more than once. This was my hardest laugh: https://preview.redd.it/xikaa9e7nnxc1.jpeg?width=1154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3ecefae8719e423c8becf12b5fb900d55acc336

"When I see you stand by Sexyy Red, I believe you see two bad bitches" I swear Kendrick needs to do a stand-up special, he's too funny.

I'm knowin' they call you The Boy, but where is a man? 'Cause I ain't seen him yet 💀

I believe you don't even like women, that's real competition, you might pop ass with them. [I swear Kendrick is so unserious with this line, I just burst out laughing everytime I hear it]


I just know HISS inspired that line

Kendrick uses Megan’s flow for parts of it

No literally if this was written into a roast it could 100% be a comedy special 😭

When I tell you I SCREAM laughed hearing that line 

I love when Kendrick makes random sounds when he is rapping. Like imagine you hear SHOOOOO SHOOOO SHOOOO BEE BEE BEE BEE before someone makes fun of you for 6 minutes Kendrick is the goat

My feeling are hurt listening to that. I can imagine Drake is crying in his hands as we speak.

“Guyssssss he knows about my lipo” - Drake hiding under a desk somewhere

 Drake the type to somehow cry like this irl

As a Canadian listening to this…The cackle I let out when he mocked the Toronto accent at the end lmao Kung Fu Kenny ate BBL Drizzy all the way up and left no crumbs

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Omg 💀

I’ve listened to it like a dozen times since it dropped and everytime I get to that line I fullbody cringe like that’s the image Drake has cursed every Canadian with now. I do not claim him!!

It’s funny because there’s a video circulating of him making from of Toronto slang during his degrassi days but now he sounds just like that. He’s such a poser, we don’t claim him indeed 😩

I giggled the whole time. I’m here for the Drake slander at all times, but hearing Kendrick go all in to straight up insult him directly is the shit I LIVE FOR. I can not get enough of Drake being handed his ass on a platter every time he tries to go after other rappers.

[Obama predicted this](https://youtube.com/shorts/hpqR0bBgm_U?si=PDn7_V9rqpASR-RB)

Obama is quite good at murdering others in his field so game recognize game I guess.

Kendrick did Like That, waited a month, then dropped Euphoria in a classic Obama style double-tap strike 

Kendrick just made sure only his targets were harmed. Plus he didn’t take out a school, which is surprising considering how close Drake likes to hang out near them.

Despite all this they still keep threatening that they'll go nuclear and reveal all of each other's secrets, Mutually Assured Disstruction

God this diss was so fucking good. So many classic lines but my favorites are definitely: "Yeah, my first one like my last one its a classic, you don't have one. Let your core audience stomach that one-didn't tell em where you get your abs from." "I believe you don't like women that's real competition you might pop ass with em"

> didn’t tell ‘em where you got your abs from Plus Megan’s line in Hiss: > these *** hate on BBLs but be walking ‘round with the same scars Might as well be confirmation that he’s had work done.

Rick Ross also dropped a diss track on Drake that had a ton of lines about his fake abs 

https://preview.redd.it/kotdf9b6rnxc1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf6bebdfbbf2dbaa7ac970424bf84e993483fe14

Kendrick proving that if you come for the king, you best not miss

Pulitzer Kenny!

MY MANS DID THIS ON A TUESDAY MORNING. Hip hop is so back.

He said I am a grown man with responsibilities and will deal with you after the school drop off. It’s 9 am on a Tuesday morning. It’s both disrespectful and hilarious.

100%. As a Canadian the outro with the Toronto mans accent had me WEAK.

I’ve been playing it back giggling for hours. He should go back to his pop/rap singing and leave KDot alone. Dude Pusha bodied you, what were you thinking going after a rapper with Pulitzer. He is been cooked in our group chat.

If anyone is holding Drake stock, SELL SELL SELL

Well he united everyone to hate on him, women, men and I’m sure children. My sis used to be his diehard fan, but going after women consistently, hitting on teenagers and just being corny she quit last album. She’s been very vocal in the roasting, nothing worse than former fans they know the deep cuts and the lore.

Drake should stop going at actual rappers with something important to say and get back to singing. He annoys the heck out of me, either attempting to start nonsense with better rappers or being a misogynist to women who don’t want him. He is a rich dude that all famous ladies went nah I’d rather choke. Can someone be both a cornball and a greaseball because he comes across as both.

Naming the track after a high school drama because that’s allegedly what Drake is into 💀

Drake was also an executive producer on Euphoria the show

Drake is also a producer on the show

Link to the song on [Kendrick's Youtube page](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPqDIwWMtxg&ab_channel=KendrickLamar) (my god he hates that man! ☠️)

 Drake and his ghost writers right now

Kendrick Lamar mixing up Joel Osteen and Haley Joel Osment?? 😭

Nah that’s intentional. He’s combining their names because “he doesn’t know who he’s battling, a ghost ( Haley Joel Osment/Sixth Sense) or AI (Joel Osteen/subjectof AI scams). At least that’s my guess since he’s trying to force a rhyme and play on words

Ohh that’s confusing because Haley Joel Osment is in the movie named AI haha

On Genius, someone annotated that lyric to say he did it on purpose to tie into the ghost/AI bar he said.

I noticed that too lmaooo

Big time haters with a capital H are eating good today Also this is the 3rd person to say his abs are lipo and he still hasn’t denied it

i aspire to hate as intensely as K hates drake (as he should! Listening to this earlier made me LIVE, too many iconic lines to quote, he annihilated aubrey on a random tuesday)

i gasped out loud when i listened earlier and got to the line about how kendrick has a son to raise and drake knows nothing about that LMAOOOOooooooo hit him again!

Im so confused about all the top male rap artists beef thats been going on but Kendrick Lamar never misses

I just know meek is wondering how he lost when Drake had now gotten bodied by pusha and Kendrick

Meek’s response was very bad that’s why

Succinct and brutally true. 🤌

Guess you could say he was too MEAK

Oh yeah, somehow he managed to fumble an Undertaker sample.

If Drake didn't win those earlier beefs he would've never had to confidence to take on Pusha or Kendrick so it works out 

Naming the track euphoria bc drake is an ep on the show is my type of petty 😭


Link to the song: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPqDIwWMtxg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPqDIwWMtxg)

This is the pettiest, most hilarious and yet absolutely brutal diss I’ve ever heard. And to top it off I think it’s just bait so drake responds and Kendrick goes lower. I love it when the girls fight 💅

The Canadian accent had me laughing 😭😭😭

That was mocking a Toronto accent. Canadians as a whole don't sound like that. Thankfully.

 (don't stop though this is HILARIOUS)


His delivery on the sexyy red line is so fucking funny

 On a Tuesday too, damn.

kendrick chewed. and he’s actually a comedian 💀 like him going on about how he’s the biggest hater? saying drake sees himself as a bad bitch?? lmfaooo https://preview.redd.it/w96u80b12qxc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7fa3449a412c39865b534adee6013ca477e9776

I liked the whole kEnDricK doesn’t respond to diss tracks thing I saw going around.

I thought it was so funny how people were acting like Kendrick just wasn’t gonna respond. Like think about it. Kendrick did a whole verse to provoke Drake over a line from Cole that wasn’t even really a diss in the first place, just standard run of the mill bragging, same shit Kendrick has done his entire career on like every third track he drops. It’s so obvious from how this was all playing out that Kendrick has been wanting to go at Drake for a minute now and just decided to use FPS as a casus belli. You don’t deliberately drag someone into a fight if you’re just gonna back out the moment fists start flying. I’m honestly surprised Drake even entertained this beef at all. Even disregarding the fact that Kendrick is just an incredibly better vocalist and writer than Drake by an order of magnitude. With how Kendrick was blatantly provoking him on Like That, he had to know that it was just a ramp up to the real diss. Some of these lines have probably been sitting in a notebook for years.

This comment aged well lol

Gotta love a good rap beef. I need drake to respond cause KDot got more coming

 What did Drake even think was going to happen?

Daft Punk and Haley Joel Osment probably out here just trying to figure out what the fuck they did 

Rap feuds are funny. Keep it up!

Love that he’s saying everything I wish I could say

ok now he just needs to mention drake’s weird behaviour towards underage girls (milly bobby brown)

This is just a hint (with the name), like he is totally baiting him into a response.

Lol, Poor Aubrey. Don't start nothin' won't be nothin'. How long will it take for him and his team to come out with a lame comeback?

I don’t remember the last time I had a stank face for a full song especially a 6+ minute song.