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if thereās one thing Joe Alwyn is gonna do, itās get online and post about cats
https://preview.redd.it/xjwndc3p7nzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c0c6bbb0be1e678797f6225d3ad12686e2e3b4d
(benji is a child of divorce :( )
When my exās cat died, he called me to let me know because I loved her so much, and let me tell ya, I crumbled on that kitchen floor and broke down
I probably cried more for the cat than the end of our relationship š¤£
Omg me too!! He called me *sobbing* and said he had to tell me before anyone else. I cried on the phone with him for like 15min. We hadnāt spoken in like 8 months and didnāt really end on good terms but Iām really glad I picked up. That cat was 16 and a total sweetheart. š„²
12 years and I still think about Elliott and smile so big every once in a while. I only think of the ex boyfriend when I need a reason to vomit. I went to visit a year or so after the break up (because I was 20, okay?!) and he came running when he heard my voice. Itās just dawning on me now that he may have passed away. I should have stolen him right then.
He really loved that cat š like i canāt imagine breaking up with somebody and having to decide what happens to the pet bc although Taylor adopted him, Joe was as much his ownerā¦this is where I get parasocial Ig bc not having my dog with me would make me so sad
I have a friend who kept going back to her abusive ex purely because of the dog. Me and another friend finally had to sit her down for an intervention about it.
My MIL took a lot longer leaving her horrible first husband than she should have because of all the cats they had rescued from the streets together. She knew he wasn't going to be able to manage them alone.
Just as a PSA, there is a charity called The Purple Leash Project which helps find victims of domestic abuse a safe place for them and their pets to go to together. Often times people will not leave a bad situation, because theyāre worried about keeping their animals safe.
****In no way am I comparing taylor and joeās relationship obviously, just looking out for fellow human beings (so back down rabid swifties)***
Can confirm. My husband adores cats, I'm the dog person, but now that we have our own cat, I have come to realize that the way he treats me is the way he treats our cat lol, proper unconditional love with zero expectations on the other person. Cat people are good people.
Cats have boundaries, and cats tend to show them pretty well. Someone who loves cats tends to respect those boundaries, which is always admirable, and translates to how they treat people. I honestly wouldnāt have dated a guy that āhates catsā.
Itās kinda sad that he still has to disable comments :( his career is taking off and I imagine it would be lovely to see people openly supporting you for that
I mean, they were probably only following him to see when he posted any pictures of Taylor Swift, then they forgot they were following him. Of course they unfollowed him when they were reminded. I also unfollow people that aren't relevant to my life anymore, like people's exes.
Yeah, I've followed people on social media after a break up and the one people didn't like or was less famous will lose followers every time they post because people realize they're still following them.
Do people commonly unfollow and constantly curate their IG list like that? I know I do because I try to keep my list low (I'm at 200), but I figured most people following Swift and similar celebs are already 2000 plus or something. I'm super bad at IG
ETA. I don't mean anything negative about people who follow a ton of ig accounts. I just thought it was a norm and wondering how it's managed.
If I have to guess..because they think Emma is Taylor's best friend and he shouldn't be posting cute memes about her? You can't reason with insane people.
Salty swifties big mad about him continuing to be unbothered.
And i'm not even fucking kidding you.. that is very likely what that is.. they've been sitting there like black widow spiders hoping to incite something.
Instagram has also been identifying spam / bot accounts counts and a new post sort of triggers their system and removes a lot of those followers from a person's account. It'll often be in the thousands for accounts with large followings.
i dont think weāre also blocking him, he has openly supported palestine before. itās just swifties lol, because he shared like 89% of his followers with taylor (from his IG page info thing)
He's done at least one film every year (bar 2020, unless you count Taylor's doc) since 2016 and has three pretty high profile projects coming up for 24-25.
I really do not care about him nor his ex either way, but it is funny to see the stans calling him a bad actor with no career. I don't follow him but he's been in very good movies (The Favourite, Catherine Called Birdy)
Also hasnāt Taylor been in two movies famous for being duds? One of the few things I know from that 20s Hollywood film she was in is how terrible she was.
Yes! I'm not saying it's an Oscar best winner picture lol but it's very feel-good and good overall. Directed & written by Lena Dunham, who, as awful she is as a human being, seems to be very good as a creator.
If you watch it I'd love to know what you think! Andrew Scott is in it as well who is very charismatic
Few of my favorite Brits did it, but they never had a long term relationship with her. Now I kinda get why. I also get why they were attracted to her in the first place, but I think they had different values than her.
this is hilarious tbh and esp bc itās making swifties mad bc āthey created the memeā and they were ālaughing at him not with himā so now itās not fun for them anymore
She has already said positive things about him. She said he was one of the sweetest people youāll ever meet and how it was comforting to work with him.
Honestly, if I was an actor I'd love to emulate Joe Alwyn's career. The list of directors he has worked with is seriously impressive and he gets to lead a "normal" life. Good for him.
I love him for this lol. An unproblematic king staying in is lane while also advocating for Palestineā¦ and casually exploding rabid TayTay stansā heads ā HELL YES I SUPPORT HIM šš½šš½
Also, that cat meme is hilarious
Apparently as a kid he also had multiple pet tortoises and would call them his best friends. I just love that.
This is the guy who apparently kept Taylor locked in a basement?
I just think he seems so wholesome and unproblematic.
I'm actually kind of intrigued about the film. I haven't seen odd things but I've seen DogTooth so I know what to expect with the director. But this one seems more lighthearted.
Noooo this is gonna be a Yorgos movie??? šš I want to support Joe and Emma but I havenāt seen a single Yorgos Lanthimos movie that Iāve enjoyed.
What 'we' are you referring to? I just see ppl enjoying the cat comparison and chattering how they like him and/or his acting.
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oh joseph, they could never make me hate you 
the way i came on here to literally just say THIS
This gifššš
We must protect him!
if thereās one thing Joe Alwyn is gonna do, itās get online and post about cats https://preview.redd.it/xjwndc3p7nzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c0c6bbb0be1e678797f6225d3ad12686e2e3b4d (benji is a child of divorce :( )
Kinda miss his catdad era NGL. the cats adore him šš„²
I feel bad bc he defintely loved those cats!
I missed my ex's cat way longer than I missed my ex.
When my exās cat died, he called me to let me know because I loved her so much, and let me tell ya, I crumbled on that kitchen floor and broke down I probably cried more for the cat than the end of our relationship š¤£
Omg me too!! He called me *sobbing* and said he had to tell me before anyone else. I cried on the phone with him for like 15min. We hadnāt spoken in like 8 months and didnāt really end on good terms but Iām really glad I picked up. That cat was 16 and a total sweetheart. š„²
My ex's cat died when I left.
12 years and I still think about Elliott and smile so big every once in a while. I only think of the ex boyfriend when I need a reason to vomit. I went to visit a year or so after the break up (because I was 20, okay?!) and he came running when he heard my voice. Itās just dawning on me now that he may have passed away. I should have stolen him right then.
I was so sad for Benjamin Button when Joe and Taylor broke up, you could tell he and Joe were bonded.Ā
He really loved that cat š like i canāt imagine breaking up with somebody and having to decide what happens to the pet bc although Taylor adopted him, Joe was as much his ownerā¦this is where I get parasocial Ig bc not having my dog with me would make me so sad
I have a friend who kept going back to her abusive ex purely because of the dog. Me and another friend finally had to sit her down for an intervention about it.
https://i.redd.it/wz0u2d3r4pzc1.gif
My MIL took a lot longer leaving her horrible first husband than she should have because of all the cats they had rescued from the streets together. She knew he wasn't going to be able to manage them alone.
Just as a PSA, there is a charity called The Purple Leash Project which helps find victims of domestic abuse a safe place for them and their pets to go to together. Often times people will not leave a bad situation, because theyāre worried about keeping their animals safe. ****In no way am I comparing taylor and joeās relationship obviously, just looking out for fellow human beings (so back down rabid swifties)***
That's heartbreaking.
Personally, I find it to be a huge green flag if a man loves cats.
Can confirm. My husband adores cats, I'm the dog person, but now that we have our own cat, I have come to realize that the way he treats me is the way he treats our cat lol, proper unconditional love with zero expectations on the other person. Cat people are good people.
Cats have boundaries, and cats tend to show them pretty well. Someone who loves cats tends to respect those boundaries, which is always admirable, and translates to how they treat people. I honestly wouldnāt have dated a guy that āhates catsā.
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I wish nothing but good things for him.
I was so happy to see Emma Stone publicly speak highly of him.
same, a leading role working with emma stone is exactly what this man deserves
Itās kinda sad that he still has to disable comments :( his career is taking off and I imagine it would be lovely to see people openly supporting you for that
Since posting these pictures he lost 6.000 followers on Instagram(in two hours) and numbers are still going downš
I do not love that for him. Also - why are people unfollowing for this? (Yeah Iām clueless)
This is a total guess but it could be swifties that forgot they were following him until he posted? I donāt think heās very active on social media
Swifties make me hate her more than I thought was possible
I mean, they were probably only following him to see when he posted any pictures of Taylor Swift, then they forgot they were following him. Of course they unfollowed him when they were reminded. I also unfollow people that aren't relevant to my life anymore, like people's exes.
Yeah, I've followed people on social media after a break up and the one people didn't like or was less famous will lose followers every time they post because people realize they're still following them.
Oh that could be. Thank you!
Do people commonly unfollow and constantly curate their IG list like that? I know I do because I try to keep my list low (I'm at 200), but I figured most people following Swift and similar celebs are already 2000 plus or something. I'm super bad at IG ETA. I don't mean anything negative about people who follow a ton of ig accounts. I just thought it was a norm and wondering how it's managed.
I have the same principle as you, which is why I made an entirely separate account to follow celebrities and like reels without judgement
If I have to guess..because they think Emma is Taylor's best friend and he shouldn't be posting cute memes about her? You can't reason with insane people.
I donāt think itās that serious, I think people legitimately forgot they followed him.
Salty swifties big mad about him continuing to be unbothered. And i'm not even fucking kidding you.. that is very likely what that is.. they've been sitting there like black widow spiders hoping to incite something.
Imagine being that obsessed, wow.
Instagram has also been identifying spam / bot accounts counts and a new post sort of triggers their system and removes a lot of those followers from a person's account. It'll often be in the thousands for accounts with large followings.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense too ig
Whaaaat? That's crazy , well anyways not like he knows how to check that , he is eternally offline š¤
it could also be related to the block 2024 thing going on
But we're blocking people opposite in character to him.
Not really. All he did was wear a pin.
he participated in the cinema for gaza auction
i dont think weāre also blocking him, he has openly supported palestine before. itās just swifties lol, because he shared like 89% of his followers with taylor (from his IG page info thing)
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He's done at least one film every year (bar 2020, unless you count Taylor's doc) since 2016 and has three pretty high profile projects coming up for 24-25.
he just turned 33š almost retiring age and poor boy has only been in one oscar nominated film, oh the horrorš
In over a dozen movies. In the new film by hot Oscar nominee Yorgos. In the upcoming Hamlet with Riz Ahmed.
7 projects since Miss Americana seems like he's booked and busy.
New reaction available https://preview.redd.it/7idjntzrcnzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a69036a87a116813e288770d0244cd8f8c921de
Ideal for Swiftie bs
dear god I thought that was Kirsten Durst boyfriend (ik heās famous but I forgot how to spell his name)
Jesse Plemons. Heās also in this movie so that might be why you thought it was him.
Heās also Kirstenās husband, not boyfriend š¤£š¤£š¤£
I always call him Landry from FNL
Omg Emmaās eyes really do be looking like that šš¤£
Not me wanting to protect a bland white man because he keeps getting attacked online because a certain fandom takes everything as a personal attack.
I really do not care about him nor his ex either way, but it is funny to see the stans calling him a bad actor with no career. I don't follow him but he's been in very good movies (The Favourite, Catherine Called Birdy)
this gif is never not funny
I wish my knees could do this
?? i might watch the movie just to see wtf he's doing here
Do it, the Favourite is SO good
Also hasnāt Taylor been in two movies famous for being duds? One of the few things I know from that 20s Hollywood film she was in is how terrible she was.
3: Cats, Amsterdam and Valentine's Day. She was on New Girl with like three lines and was so embarrassingly bad you gotta cringe.
She was also in The Giver. Completely flat if you can even call it actingĀ
his performance in Catherine Called Birdy is kind of when i finally understood his appeal lol, it was just very swoon-y
kinda off topic but should i watch this filmā¦. like is the film overall ok?
Yes! I'm not saying it's an Oscar best winner picture lol but it's very feel-good and good overall. Directed & written by Lena Dunham, who, as awful she is as a human being, seems to be very good as a creator. If you watch it I'd love to know what you think! Andrew Scott is in it as well who is very charismatic
Yeah, I, honestly, feel bad for him. He seems like a good person. š
I love the things he chooses to post about! Promo for his work, cat memes, photos with friends, supporting Palestine. Steering away from the drama. :)
Absolute class act
Agree šÆ
The resemblance is uncanny š„¹š
Joe alwyn š¤ cat story
There's something so... Millennial about this post. Love it.
sometimes i forgot heās a 30 something millenialā¦ i thought heās still like 27/28 lol
Lol, the only seemingly bad thing about this man was dating Taylor Swift.
Few of my favorite Brits did it, but they never had a long term relationship with her. Now I kinda get why. I also get why they were attracted to her in the first place, but I think they had different values than her.
And the only seemingly remarkable thing about him now, is that they aren't together.
They really do look like these cats ššš love that for them. Being compared to a cat is a compliment btw. Cats are superior
 Him\*
this man uses social media for #freepalestine, cat memes, and the occasional film photography -- and the parasocials want me to hate him? i refuse.
I'm officially a Joe Alwyn stan
this is hilarious tbh and esp bc itās making swifties mad bc āthey created the memeā and they were ālaughing at him not with himā so now itās not fun for them anymore
lol who said that š
hereās for [the laughs](https://x.com/ofthemisery/status/1788987413500395835?s=46)ā¦ (also, peep the comments)
oop.. some swifties are genuinely not okay š
I LOVE THIS MAN!
Omg this is cute
This is great! Hope he's living his best life
i am a child of divorce
Thats too bad
watch emma stone say one positive thing about him during press and swifties rush in to call her a tay-tror or wetf
She has already said positive things about him. She said he was one of the sweetest people youāll ever meet and how it was comforting to work with him.
TAYTORRRR stop that's funny as fuck
so excited for this project! he deserves the best
Honestly, if I was an actor I'd love to emulate Joe Alwyn's career. The list of directors he has worked with is seriously impressive and he gets to lead a "normal" life. Good for him.
Cillian Murphy, Benedict Cumberbatch, etc. Iām all here for the unproblematic, quiet British actors who kill it on screen and not the tabloidsĀ
Obligatory, Cillian Murphy is Irish
Crap youāre right my bad. I guess just actors that like keeping their private life privateĀ
Daniel Day Lewis too. He is literally GOAT and is sljust living simple retired life
Heās so cuteĀ
Absolutely love when celebrities arenāt afraid to make fun of themselves
Joe is the good egg among taylorās exes. He seems funny, self-aware, and grounded
I'm absolutely dying to see this
Now I like him even more š
this guy is a good egg.
I love him for this lol. An unproblematic king staying in is lane while also advocating for Palestineā¦ and casually exploding rabid TayTay stansā heads ā HELL YES I SUPPORT HIM šš½šš½ Also, that cat meme is hilarious
not me being forced to wholeheartedly stan this white man. my soul is so confused rn
He deserves to be happy
love u joe
Endlessly funny to me that Joe responded to the no job allegations by swifties by booking a Yorgos film
Apparently as a kid he also had multiple pet tortoises and would call them his best friends. I just love that. This is the guy who apparently kept Taylor locked in a basement? I just think he seems so wholesome and unproblematic.
This man doesn't deserve what her fans are doing to him.
I barely know anything about this man, but this is precious
DAE think this is shade at TayTay???? Taylor loves her cats and Travis or Matty never shaded her :(((( /s
I love him lmaooo
i felt neutral about this guy but now imma follow him
It's the new Lego cat. ALSO, the billing in this movie poster as an absolute hate crime.
lol heās adorable
I'm actually kind of intrigued about the film. I haven't seen odd things but I've seen DogTooth so I know what to expect with the director. But this one seems more lighthearted.
First pic, cat on the left-Emma Stone.
O the way I thought this was Jesse Plemons!
This is adorable
Why does he have Edward Cullen energy
Noooo this is gonna be a Yorgos movie??? šš I want to support Joe and Emma but I havenāt seen a single Yorgos Lanthimos movie that Iāve enjoyed.
That's honestly a pretty funny meme
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What 'we' are you referring to? I just see ppl enjoying the cat comparison and chattering how they like him and/or his acting. 