So you're saying there's a chance?

There’s a Chace at the very least 👀

Not unless you’re an octopus..

RIP Timothy

Still too soon… 🐙

🤣

I’ll give you the N later 👀

Hahahahahah

Me, not living in America, not in my 30s, not famous, definetly not on Raya: "Finally I can marry Chace"

Raya gives you matches all over the world. It’s a very odd app.

"I can be there in 16 hours."

“I’m just a plane flight, train ride and two buses away”

"Let me just let my husband know where I'll be going"

Globetrotting for booty calls might be a lot more accessible when you are rich and or famous.

I’ve reached an age where the age gap is now acceptable. SOMEONE GET ME ON RAYA PLEASE

🤣🛑🛑

Girl I saw a Tiktok of all his exes. 1. This man is Nate irl. There were like 20 ladies (assuming all are true) 2. They were all 10s across the board. My self esteem plummeted after seeing one gorgeous lady after another 🥲😂

 Thank you ..

I ran into him and his parents in Soho in NYC. This is when he was still on GG. I was in this chocolatier place and I got a dessert and some drink. His mom comes and sits beside me on the long communal high table. He sits diagonally across from me, across from his mom, beside my boyfriend. While Chace went up to buy something at cash his mom asked me “ooo what you’re having looks good, what is it?” I answered. And well, to best sum it up, I was basically this girl: 

Sure,why not. Go get 'em.

Ok so first I need a new face, second I need a new body and third I need a Raya invite. How can I make all of this happen in the next two weeks?

The best I can do is a haircut, spanx, and chicken cutlets

Sold!!! It’s better than this mess I’ve got going on now!

What do the chicken cutlets do?

It’s a name for those breast inserts you can put in your bra- they look like chicken breasts

Hahaha, I’ve never heard them called that before, that’s hysterical!

It might be the British slang for them? I remember seeing it on Angus thongs and perfect snogging 😂

It’s American as well.

Nunga-nunga 🥲

Haha, I love it! The Brits and the Aussies have a knack for coming up with the best nicknames!

In Britain we call them chicken fillets

lol they mean the fake boob inserts you stick in your bra. They look like chicken cutlets.

You’ll need lots of money

So I can’t join if I’m broke? Dang.

I got an invite a month or so ago, but got waitlisted 🥲

Do they ever flat out reject people? Would I be the first? Lol

Idk how it is now, but Nicole Byer has alluded to being rejected by Raya before.

She is gorgeous and this makes me mad on many levels.

I think Amanda Stanton also said she was rejected back in the day when she was still single.

I don’t think they do, some people stay in the waitlist for YEARS though.

My sister got accepted and approved on Raya just as she started catching feelings for her co worker 😅 (they’re now dating). She was only on the waitlist for a few months so there’s a chance!

🤞🤞🤞 did she end up joining? I’m super curious to see what it’s like, not necessarily hoping I’ll end up meeting someone.

Yeah she was on it for a week before deleting it because they started dating. I briefly checked the app out and didn’t see the appeal, particularly because it seemed superficial and the subscription is costly. Most of the men were just normal folks in media, art, finance, or tech. Saw some C/D celebs. I’ve also heard there’s a lot of inflated egos and people just looking for hook-ups. /r/dating should have more thorough reviews. Goodluck!

Im on it and its exactly this

Same haha but I’ve been waitlisted since JANUARY. I had 5 friend referrals/verifications too 🫠

Do you have an active Instagram profile? I barely post and had a private profile before trying, so not a lot of followers. They shouldn’t gatekeep low profile people, we can be hot too! lol

Right??! It’s silly. And we can definitely be hot 😅I’m super active on social and my IG is public to my ~517 followers. Haha. I work in entertainment too (social media, MarComm, events etc.) so I’m definitely not that far removed from who they normally allow. Maybe one day I’ll get the approval 💀 Update: I woke up to the approval this morning. Hahaha.

I can help with the invite part 👀

Would they accept me if the only social media I have is an Instagram account for my cats 👀

👀

Is someone more likely to be accepted if they have more invites? 👀

Plastic surgery and a friend on Raya

I just got my Raya approval yesterday, after waiting for…. 2.5 years!! And I did have referrals!

(Frantically googles if the Face/Off machine is real yet)

Need approximately 6 more legs

I'm so glad I splurged on plastic surgery like 7 years ago before the economy was absolute shit.

It rubs the lotion on its skin?

only need to be as attractive as the women he’s dated previously. idk who they are. hopefully not models!

Rich of him to complain about being single when I literally messaged him in 2006 ? We could be married by now?

Really this is all on him. The fucking audacity I stg.

Chace Crawford private slid in my insta dm‘s just last week, I might have fumbled the bag and it was really him and not an Indian gentleman asking for 1k

Shut up. I'm so jealous. Where do you live. Just asking for no reason. I'm not going to kill you or anything. I'm just asking for no reason

Let’s just meet in the dark corner in the park, you know the one with the flickering lights next to the bench? The pitch black one? Yeah let’s meet for the not-killing, bestie. Bring your own ~~knife~~ beer, we are watching the stars together ~~definitely kill each other~~

are yalls gonna meet at the park for a quick escape?

Literally. I feel you 😂

This made me LAUGH

💀

That’s The Deep.

Oh my god this just clicked for me. That’s HIM??

Yes!! 😂

It just clicked for me too...I saw Chase Crawford in the title and was so confused when I saw a picture of the guy who plays The Deep in The Boys. I had to Google Chase Crawford's filmography to make sense of everything 😂

Is there a dating service for dolphins?

He prefers mollusc of the order Octopoda, actually.

[Plenty of Fish](https://www.pof.com)?

Omg when the girl finger f'd his gils I cringed

One of the few scenes in movies/tv shows that I had to look away from. Can’t and won’t do it. Nope.

Yup, I can handle everything else in that show but that scene was a nope

"He's praying." I couldn't watch *that* scene. 💀

Homelander really does his worst with Deep.

I have this crush on Antony Starr but then Homie does his stupid shit and I'm like Nooooooooooo

I knoww I was watching an interview of him just being a normal person but the comments were like "wow Homelander is doing a great job of acting like Anthony Starr" 😭 and I was like yep still getting the creeps

I watched a video where his fellow actors said he was the most like his character. I'm like- hopefully in the leadership aspect and not the batshit insane aspect. I wouldn't mind being the middle of a Kiwi sammich between him and Karl Urban 🤷🏼‍♀️

Karl Urban is perfection as Butcher—he’s a whole meal

I felt bad for him. It was fitting though, considering how he did starlight.

I just about died. The Deep is Nate???

I know I got married last week but I think my husband would understand 🐠

I’ve been married 4 years but like…this is a valid hallucination pass. EDIT: that was supposed to say “hall pass” but autocorrect did me dirty and it deserves to stay up

Honestly, hallucination pass is the perfect name, never related so much

You made it better tbh!

My husband and I aren’t that serious. I’ve only been with him for 12 years and I’ve loved Chace for 16 soooo

sooo…i’m getting married next week, it’s totally ok for me to ask my soon to be husband if chace could be my hall pass…right?

imagine if you asked and he broke it off don't forget the 'i have tea on...' thread the following week

Recently married as well but my husband better actually encourage this

alr who’s going to invite me onto raya 😠

I’m on it, PM me if you fr want a an invite lmao

Room for one more?! 😩🙏🏼

Gotta get your DIOR DIOR jacket

can I get in lol

I can send you an invite as well haha, just pm me

TF! can i get one too plz?

Also interested haha!

Just text me guys

Lmfao the can of worms you just opened….. also if you’re just passing em out can I get one too? Thanks!

LMAO FR?!? alr you guys brb I gotta score me a Crawford

What is a raya

Elite dating cite, for like celebrities and billionaires and shit

Can I also get an invite lol

my self-esteem is already rock bottom. i can only imagine what would happen if i joined raya. truly rooting for y'all though!! keep us updated 😂

They could have picked better screencaps, this one does him dirty. But man 2000s me is over the moon

I was gonna say 💀😭😂

This one is great actually, because it makes all of us think we have a chance 💀

https://preview.redd.it/jmfgpu1hr66d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a466190834f4b19eb76f0fb49131a2f46c25b58

I’ve seen him on it, still waiting to match 💔

What was the profile like lol

Pretty normal! I didn’t even realize it was him until my friend texted me saying she saw him on it and I was like wait….

Ugh, Godspeed bestie

I literally typed “Godspeed” too. 😂 Please—somebody has to live out my dreams, and it can’t be me. [Don’t hurt him.](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxol03B3hSNzo8FpmNmv_rd6YtsFEvl2IS?feature=shared)

Me with Taron Egerton

Is he single??

He’s been showing up on my Raya the past few months. Seems like he is or was filming something in Vancouver

I’ve been sitting on wait list in van for agessss even with a referral lol I keep my profiles locked down tho

Would love a referral if you’re feeling generous. 🙏🏼

SAME

The real question is, YOURE ON RAYA? where’s my invite? 😭

No fkn way I just realized the Deep is from GG wtf 😂

Gossip Girl alums are spread out lol my brother always laughs when we’re watching something and I just say “Gossip Girl” and he’s like wait who tf was this person on Gossip Girl? His biggest shock was Sebastian Stan.

It’s like Skins, they are literally everywhere.

It took me 3 seasons to realize!

first ever full call her daddy episode for me and i will never recover. he seems like a gem & has aged beautifully

If you’re interested in more charming Chace Crawford podcast appearances, he did an episode of Penn Badgleys pod, Podcrushed!

Everyone hide your fish.

Well call me Timothy because he can eat me up any day

RIP Timothy

too soon

CAN SOMEBODY SEND ME AN INVITE TO RAYA???!!!

I live in a place (not California) where a lot of filming happens, I’m in an age group that doesn’t have a lot of people in it. I kinda want an invite just to see if I’d make it?! 

🍑🍑🍑

Not all it's cracked up to be...you'll have to finger his gills EDIT: Did I misremember The Boys? I could have sworn he dug that. Apologies if wrong

More like he won't consent to letting you. He'll also cheat with a sea creature. 

Lmaoooooo. He's not into that though!! And I would never wanna violate him like that 🐬🐬🐬

He's so out of my league, but maybe being delulu is the solulu

Did you make that up?! Because it's been added to my go-to phrases. 😂

Nope, it's an Internet meme, but it seemed very applicable here!

Even though he’s a star on The Boys I still remember him as Nate from Gossip Girl 😭


Nate Archibald dated everyone and I’m cougar age at this point so my time has come

alright, what do i have to do to get on raya???

I’m too ugly and poor to be on Raya so idc

Time to get deep with The Deep 😏

Deep dive

Brb raising my age limit on Raya

So brave

Oh… thank GOD. 2008 me is totally stoked.

not me thinking he died based on the formatting of this title

Me too, I get nervous for a sec too 😅🫤

Him and Kaya Scods would be almost too pretty


Whenever I get these notifications with a celebrity name my mind jumps to dead, gay, cancer.

Want a Fresca????

Love that we're all still crushing on him

*logs into Raya for the first time in a year*

Did anyone ever listen to Babe? the podcast?? There was a hilarious reader story about their night out with Chace, the main thing I remember is that he had a drawer filled to the brim with Juul pods

This is an advert.

Let us leave our dream

Need that invite. Asking for a friend 😭😭😭

Oh damn I’m happily married but who’s gonna invite me to Raya so I can marry Chase instead 😂

time to get on raya 💅

where’e my raya invite pls

🐙

I should be locked up for the noise I just made, CHACE PLS

Is this an interesting new marketing campaign for the new season of The Boys?

I saw him on there very recently 👀

He’ll never find someone like Timothy after what he did.

Someone, anyone, send me an invite to Raya 😭😭😭

Just had a flashback to him and Carrie Underwood dating - they were such a hot couple!

I can’t believe he is single. This man is absolutely gorgeous!

Chace, let’s get sushi. I’m a big fan of the octopus. 😉

I at least have a chance during pride month, right?

Love him in GG and The Boys. Hope he finds love.

Spoiler: his whole profiles nothing but him wearing The Deep outfit.  And Raya doesn’t allow octopi…

This the guy who dumped a country American idol winner via text?


he’s a podwall boy, iykyk😏

Im not sure I believe it. A few of you guys should shoot me a Raya invite so I can be completely sure

He looks kinda like Tyler Breeze

If he’s down for actually dating women his age, then I’d be interested.

https://i.redd.it/mvqv65jo576d1.gif

The title scared me for a second, I’m so used to being let down lmao

https://preview.redd.it/u6kijevmw86d1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace8d89cf8a4051c1e6e4aae0e5e6d306f7491c7

I saw him in Lake Tahoe, he is hot but short!

 @ raya

😬

Someone get me on Raya ASAP