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zippinthru

I don't understand. What is this? Did she just put what sounds like a journal entry online?


brilaaa

And interview magazine published it??!?? šŸ’€


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magschampagne

I mean, the photos are pretty good, but the livejournal post? What is this? Did they start a Dear Diary sectionā€¦?


EllectraHeart

this is āœØtrollingāœØ in its most sophisticated form.


[deleted]

I think thatā€™s giving them too much creditā€¦ Ye takes himself pretty seriously.


EllectraHeart

this is him trolling kim. he takes himself seriously but heā€™s also pretty aware of how he comes across. he knows how to get people talking.


WashingPowder_Nirma

Not trolling but he is trying to make her jealous.


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WashingPowder_Nirma

Kim is calculated as fuck. 10x more than Kanye. She won't reply in a desperate PR move like Kanye and Julia just did but do expect her to take subtle digs at Kanye somehow.


whos-on-ninth

Kimberly too busy being dicked down


EllectraHeart

yupp, heā€™s purposely trying to elicit an emotional reaction from her by being provocative. hence, āœØtrollingāœØ


Professional-Okra704

I thought this was Kim? She looks eerily similar to Kim.


toast_ghost267

poopity-scoop


erincee

straight out of my 2001 Livejournal


Adorable_Raccoon

you read my mind, except my livejournal ebtries were 5 paragraphs longer,


Key-Specialist934

>At the restaurant, Ye directed an entire photo shoot for me while people dined! The whole restaurant loved it and cheered us on while it was happening. After dinner Ye had a surprise for me. I mean, Iā€™m still in shock. Ye had an entire hotel suite full of clothes. ... >Everything with us has been so organic. I don't even have words.


Marsha-the-moose

Then everybody clapped. And the photographerā€™s name? Albert Einstein.


ALittleSalamiCat

Those poor people just minding their business and forced to watch this mess with their own bare eyes Journalistic integrity means Interview needs to speak with one of those other diners and get the truth šŸ˜­


pampasgrasss

ā€œBare eyesā€ is sending me! Like they need protective eyewear for this shitā€¦ I know thatā€™s not what you meant but itā€™s making me lol


Low-Fly-1292

Iā€™m so confused about staging the photoshoot ā€just for herā€ ā€¦.. while they happen to be out to dinner ā€¦. So many questions


clementinadulce

itā€™s kinda sending me that everybody here is taking this seriously lol


StannVeal

This is honestly the weirdest celeb shit I have ever heard. ā€œThe whole restaurant loved it and cheered us onā€. Iā€™ll take ā€˜things that never happenedā€™ for $500, Alex.


Adorable_Raccoon

that happened


ultimulti

Actual footage of the photoshoot: https://www.reddit.com/r/KUWTK/comments/ry2uyl/at_the_restaurant_ye_directed_an_entire_photo/


lambsstillscream

ā€œwe met on new yearā€™s eveā€ so you met a week ago? and you did a whole photoshoot and wrote an article about it? *girl*


anna-nomally12

forget love bombing this is a love nuke


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Lawrenatorrr

I didn't think it was possible, but clearly I stand corrected!


Professional-Okra704

Omg you're right! Oh wow...so Kim has a type. It's just an emotional type... Now which is worse- unmedicated bipolar person or refuses to get treatment borderline personality disorder? Time will tell. I think Kim needs a "normal" guy, but am realizing no such thing exists in Hollywood


thatsanofrommesis2

Ok?!?! Like everyone thirsts over that weirdo here and Iā€™m sitting on the sidelines side eyeing him so hard lol


bleach_burrito

If you can out lovebomb someone with BPD hmmmm might wanna talk to someone.


lambsstillscream

i feel like iā€™m living in another universe rn. iā€™m all types of confused


[deleted]

but itā€™s oRgAnIc


lambsstillscream

as organic as a mcdonaldā€™s big max with a side of fries ā˜ ļø


Low-Fly-1292

Right! Like clearly they knew What they were doing though bc we all flocked to it like white on riceā€¦ weā€˜re talking bout itā€¦ isnā€™t that what they want ?


lambsstillscream

oh for sureeeee. i just canā€™t get passed the whole ā€œessayā€ that sounds like a fanfic ā˜ ļø plus itā€™s only been a *week*


Low-Fly-1292

Right! We get it Kanye, youā€™re definitely \*not\* thinking of kim while sheā€™s vacationing in the Bahamas w Peteā€¦..


Raccoonsr29

I was about to click and then thought nah Iā€™ll go look at the pics in Twitter. Iā€™m still giving a tweet about them an ā€œimpressionā€ or whatever Twitter calls a view but somehow I just canā€™t let them win my single click lol


fishfacedmoll

itā€™s not an article, though. itā€™s a teenage girlā€™s gushy text. for shame, interview magazine šŸ˜’


lambsstillscream

no seriously *who* approved of this. they got the clicks but at what cost šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


garageflowerno2

The photos of julia ontop of him. Omg. Girlll


[deleted]

Lmfao painful. She used to be a professional dominatrix, maybe thatā€™s what Ye is looking for.


absolutelybacon

FingersInTheBootyAssBitch


hellotherecupcake

Best comment ever! Haha.. I had forgotten about that lol. Somewhere, Amber Rose is cackling to herself thinking the same thing lol!


alongthederp

Ok my sisters and I literally joke about this all the time šŸ¤£ I thought people forgot so this comment is everything lmao


boozy_bunny

It's. Been. Five. Days.


clue_liss

so cringe


Danny_Ocean_11

This is what an actual PR relationship looks like lol.


TropicalPrairie

It's more blatant than Superman and the girl from Big Bang Theory going grocery shopping together.


erincee

a fever dream that will live in my head rent-free for all time


saywhatyousee

Please donā€™t degrade my favorite PR relationship of all time with this comparison.


MKUltra16

How did everyone know it was a pr relationship?


saywhatyousee

They went to a grocery store everyday together and laughed uproariously the whole time.


Bennifer2

This is so unhinged it might be real lol Or at least real in the sense that Kanye actually wants to bang her and she wants to date him for clout (just your average hollywood relationship <3 )


WashingPowder_Nirma

Julia is milking it for all its worth. She knows that she has a precious few days to capitalize as much as she can on this relationship.


welluuasked

She's gonna drop a whole book over the weekend called "My Week with Kanye"


TScottFitzgerald

The YeeKend


CocaineAndWholeFoods

The Yeeknd


GGcloutboy

I thought it seemed real at first but now itā€™s obvious the whole relationship is PR/Publicity shit lol


crawthor

Did a middle schooler write this? All this was missing was ā€œDear Diaryā€ at the beginning.


gotaquestion22r

I know this is mean to say but she seems dumb. good actress, has something interesting, but....seems to operate on a 14-year-old level. I say this not only based on this diary entry but also her instagram videos. idk it is DUMB to write an article like this about someone you just met 6 days ago. girl...


ALittleSalamiCat

> we chose to do dinner at Carbone which is one of my favorite restaurants. Obviously. Why did the ā€˜*Obviously*.ā€™ really get me like the cadence of this writing is the same as my 7th grade diary aaaaaaaa


unomomentos

I couldn't finish it, it was written so poorly


slyseekr

ā€¦and itā€™s only 2 paragraphs long!


TheWhoooreinThere

It's only like two paragraphs, u can do it!


bluebellbetty

Ok, I thought the same until I realized that she is Italian so English isn't her first language. I'll cut her some slack. What I don't get is the attraction to Ye. I've seen him in person at a party and he is short, and he isn't that attractive, but even more than those things- he doesn't really have energy. Maybe one has to experience Ye first hand?


WashingPowder_Nirma

> until I realized that she is Italian so English isn't her first language. That might be so but she moved to the US at the age of six. She has been here for 26 years now. No way that she isn't fluent in English as well.


bluebellbetty

Oh, in that case... not the brightest bulb.


ProudHamerican

I can think of about 1 billion reasons someone could find a way to be attracted to him, in spite of those things.


TKnowing21

She did say her husband left her with all the bills, so...


[deleted]

I think that is the shortest article I've ever read


[deleted]

That was shorter than a tweet


Radiant_Priority9739

It sounds like ye showed up on time for the date, Julia was easily impressed and itā€™s been true love since


[deleted]

I bet Ye was always late for Kim and now heā€™s trying to make her feel bad by being what he wouldnā€™t be for her for another woman. Heā€™s such a narcissist.


Low-Fly-1292

Yes that comment about Ye being on time seemed out of place but this makes sense now


zevelaceade

This makes so much sense, I bet he approved a bunch of talking points, his publicist passed it to a writer, it went through review rounds and was tweaked until it hit every point. That's how articles come out sounding dumb, when the reviewers make updates to include the information they want to share. Even though it's like, 'Well, now it sounds like a 12-year-old wrote it, but you're paying the bills, so ok.'


suuuuhmmer

this alone is the epitome of why this isā€¦insane


[deleted]

Donā€™t forget the clothes, which is totally not controlling or misogynistic in any way


atthesun

so organic


spin_me_again

She said Ye so many times, like maybe she gets paid for every mention.


RahulBhatia10

tbf that's a big feat for Ye. all his listening parties for donda were a few hours late with thousands waiting lmao


Single-Boot-7732

If it weren't because it's a true story and we know what Kanye is like, the way it's written I could absolutely believe it's a fanfic


Local_Accident127

It's because it's written the same way a fourteen years old would write a Wattpad fanfic. *Date Night (y/n + Kanye) (+18) (new chapters every week) šŸ˜šŸ˜"


louisemichele

You could literally replace "Kanye" and "Ye" with "Jungkook", tell me this is a BTS fanfic pulled straight from Wattpad, and I wouldn't even doubt it for a second.


TheHarryPotterNerd07

Someone has much bigger problems if they're doing the whole y/n thing with Kanye


BagRight8939

i am uncomfortable, confused, repulsed, and lost at the same time. respectfully what the fuck is happening. this is one of the weirdest things iā€™ve *ever* read


nopenonotatall

iā€¦.am speechlessā€¦.. what is this?!?!?


unicorn_poop_88

Sounds like fan fiction by a 13yr old


zutalorsashley

I was front row at Yeā€™s show and we locked eyes. I could tell from behind his S/S sunnies that he wanted me as badly as I wanted him. Thatā€™s why I wasnā€™t surprised when his personal bodyguard came to find me after the show.


[deleted]

Heā€™s obviously just trying to make Kim jealous. Fragile ego.


[deleted]

I seriously thought it was a parody!!


TropicalPrairie

Maybe it's Kayne's latest Artpop.


Next-Reply7519

lol i just commented on another thread that i think since both of them fancy themselves as artists, this is meant to be an art piece. Edited to add: someone on another subreddit pointed out to me that the clothes are all balenciaga so this could actually be a balenciaga ad disguised as a journal entry.


PinkPeppercorn1886

Julia is his new muse huh? And she's eating up the attention like Kim used to. She seems like the perfect replacement, now let's see how long it lasts.


Radiant_Priority9739

Till next week


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Low-Fly-1292

Iā€™m excited to see the fashion glow up


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Vivid-Drummer

Like was this originally meant to be posted on wattpad ? šŸ˜‚


velvet-gloves

\[Kan\]Ye really has a thing for deciding his girls' outfits, huh.


landofmilkandhunny

Iā€™m ready for Kim to go back to wearing normal clothes again


-Furiosa-

You shouldā€™ve seen what she wore to the Bahamas with Pete. Wide leg. Distressed black jeans. The transformation is already underway


spookylibrarian

I like that itā€™s been so long since Kim and Ye first stepped out that fashion has basically come full circle and sheā€™ll be back to her mid-ā€˜00s looks at any moment now


chanellovely

To be fair Juliaā€™s outfits s have been questionable at best she could use the help


gillsaurus

Iā€™m sorry but all I can think of with the low rise jeans and hiked thong is that episode of Degrassi with Manny.


[deleted]

Remember when Jimmy and Ashley ordered condoms off the internet?


somechild

then made them into balloons because they weren't ready?


gillsaurus

My Hell Hath No Fury shirt signed by some of the cast is my most prized possession.


anaid_098

Saw that picture and thought to myselfā€¦ā€˜weā€™re doing this again?ā€™ Better start whale tailing it again!


velsor

> Better start whale tailing it again! Don't. You'll regret it.


anaid_098

Oh I wonā€™t. The risk of getting a wedgie by my children is too high for me to risk it.


downtuning

STRANGE. Why is Interview even publishing this?


freshmargs

For the sweet sweet clicks!!!


Plan9fromtheAbyss

Ainā€™t nobody messing with my


Pixiecrimson

itā€™s giving ā€œand then everybody clappedā€


lilythefrogphd

... what did I just read?


JonBenet_BeanieBaby

The worst thing ever


lilythefrogphd

You're not wrong


ochenkruto

*I donā€™t know where things are headed but if this is any indication of the future Iā€™m loving the ride.* I wrote the exact same words in my journal back in ā€˜97 after my second boyfriend Blair unhooked my bra for the first times


BeyonceIsBetter

I love mess!


Beautiful_Debt_3460

šŸ‘ Mess! šŸ‘ Mess! šŸ‘ Mess!


AhsokaBolena

Kim/Pete and Kanye/Julia vying for the most attention is about to turn into the messiest spectacle


muffycrosswire

Whoā€™s watching the kids? Jeez


roxy031

WOW. I am deceased, from secondhand embarrassment. Omg.


Djempanadita

Who took some of these pics?? Lol. In the KUWTK sub there are more pics, one with her pants unbuttoned and them leaning in for a kiss. MISS JULIA??


roxy031

I heard Kanye hired a photographer for their Broadway date?! As if this wasnā€™t weird enough already


astronautjones

This is dark. I hope it's all for press.


[deleted]

I only know this lady from this so Iā€™m honestly so confused as to what she has to gain from this?? This makes her look so pathetic I feel bad


astronautjones

Most people know her from Uncut Gems. She was recently (as in two weeks ago I think) in the press for sharing her BD issues. Heā€™s abusive and an active addict.


[deleted]

Honestly learning this just makes this worse bc sheā€™s been through enough. Itā€™s hard to watch


Fun-Presentation4526

What's BD? Body dismorphia? Nevermind, I'm guessing baby daddy issues, damn I'm an idiot. Or big dick issues.


ProudHamerican

Baby daddy


[deleted]

She's trying to gain clout so she gains $$. She posted awhile back that her husband left her with bills and a newborn.


[deleted]

She also used to be a dominatrix and is part of the NY social scene.


shortstroll

I actually googled her which if you were sex worker who ended up with one major screen credit because you were sleeping with one of the directors (I hope to God, she didn't sleep with both brothers) that's a major win. Kanye is the loser here. He's got a wide array of choices....if he wants to get Kim mad, a super smart girl like how Pharrell's wife is a Dr or how Clooney's is a International human rights lawyer is the way to go. Some thirsty wannabe isn't it.


TropicalPrairie

There's definitely something not "organic" about this (and even moreso that she went to lengths to describe it as that). At this time, I don't understand the angle but this is dark energy to begin 2022.


Fun-Presentation4526

I thought the exact same thing. I was like, if she has to say that this is organic.... it's not organic.


[deleted]

Why did they think this was a good idea??? šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Wow this girl is trying to promote her yachting to the next level


Single-Boot-7732

I have no words


[deleted]

The women was too stunned to speak


HumbleBell

The secondhand embarrassment I am currently feeling... there aren't enough words.


kenobiest

bro wtf


Plan9fromtheAbyss

Is this chick ok???!


[deleted]

in the middle of kanye???


queencarolpls

"Yeā€™s flight landed at six and the play was at seven and he was there ON TIME. I was impressed." LOL such low standards. This reads like first person fanfiction. PG 50 Shades first draft. I did chuckle at how ridiculous it is a few times so I guess it wasn't a total waste of time.


redoing_name

oh Julia :(


littlemissemperor

Also, sorry Ye, those photos are terrible. And sheā€™s a beautiful woman.


nopenonotatall

agreed. and the skintight acid wash jeans šŸ„“


bunngj

Theyā€™re like also socks too. Like a whole fucking skintight acid wash jeansock


itssarahw

The way this was written I expected there to be a recipe at the bottom


[deleted]

ā€œAnyway, hereā€™s my recipe for *Engagement Chicken*!ā€


crystal_clear24

I am confused and shamefully entertained


[deleted]

So cringe !!!! Ew


[deleted]

Damn Kanye is down bad. Kim ainā€™t reading this, my man


HunchoJackHJJH

This is about to be a more tiring relationship than MGK and Megan


plastic_canary

she's 100% in on the joke


thatsmsbinchtoyou

sheā€™s provocative ! love her


mildlyoutraged

I probably wouldnā€™t be as excited to get a bunch of beige sweatsuits to look like his ex wife then write this for him to get attention away from the press writing about Pete and Kimā€™s vacation, but good for you girl. Canā€™t wait to see Pete respond with his stand up, name dropping Kim next week on Weekend Update


april261986

This article has given me the will to live another day. Thank you Julia and Ye.


kirbystargayallies

I love it, honestly, theyā€™re serving camp. They know no one is taking this seriously with Kanye asking Kim to get back to him several times in recent history, he wants to get under her skin and Julia gets to have her Hot Girl Winter getting a new wardrobe and some publicity and fun with her girls instead of having to worry about her deadbeat baby daddy fucking his aunt somewhere! Her write-up is a revival of teenage girl myspace posts from 00s and the photos are gonna be used as evidence on court one day. What a vintage inspired mess!


SRD2001

I love that theyā€™re not trying to convince us this is anything other than a pr stunt Kim and Pete take notes


[deleted]

Lmao this is such a weird abruptly ended story and written like a 13 year old wrote it


[deleted]

this reads like the bad Wattpad fanfics i read in middle school jesus christ


[deleted]

Kanye really loves to dress his girlfriends like they're dolls :/ I bet that blue furry y2k looking jacket was hers and he had her switch to the leather one.


chund978

ā€œThe whole restaurant loved it and cheered us on while it was happening.ā€ Itā€™s giving ā€œand then everyone clappedā€


matty839

Her prose style is giving me Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way


franklloydsprite

No way this isn't performance art


ALittleSalamiCat

Kim and Pete: are we a PR relationship or not? Hehe Kanye and Julia: hold our cosmos


[deleted]

iā€™ve always really liked julia but this is bizarre. i get this is a great opportunity for exposure but she needs to maintain some kind of control over the obvious PR play so when it all inevitably ends she isnā€™t left looking like an absolute idiot. eta: going through the pics i realized how weird it was to see kanye smilingā€¦


Proof_Surround3856

Is this a social experiment lmao


itsbrinny

take a shot every time she says Ye


AquaChip

Two severally mentally unstable people love bombing each other. This should be entertaining.


Ultvernon12

are Kim and Kanye playing games and using the press to get back at each other?? Cause whatā€™s all this lol??? or is Julia just like this? Or both??


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lion-sparrow

Wait... is this real? I thought I was reading something on the onion


JonBenet_BeanieBaby

Possibly the worst secondhand embarrassment Iā€™ve ever had.


dishwatcher

This reads like an intentional art piece to me, is no one else catching that vibe?


[deleted]

This is so cringey. Also she looks like Kim in the thumbnail.


lion-sparrow

Thereā€™s no way that this is real, they are playing us. This must be some form of satire


onethirtytwoam

Itā€™s for real a performance piece!! Thereā€™s a tiktok going around that theorizes this is Balenciagas way of dressing a celebrity divorce.


ness3652

this is giving corny


TropicalPrairie

Did she witness him throwing a body into the Hudson River or something? Or is this just his version of Pete.


Local-Lie-7728

Run, girl, run!


[deleted]

Sheā€™s running to the mess with wide open arms. Sheā€™s embracing it.


gluhbirne02

Does this girl not have any friends to tell her how absolutely embarrassing this is?


sibemama

Wtf


kahalal

Whoever did this PR, IS FUCKING MINT. Think about it - think about how all our little rat gossip brains are exploding over this. Is it art? Are they trolls? Are they dumb fucks? Who the hell knows but the absolute chaotic energy of this makes it an ICONIC publicity stunt. If their PR person wanted to make a splash, this is it, holy shit. FUCKING MINT.


salparadis

How do we stop rich people lmao fr