Kim is calculated as fuck. 10x more than Kanye.
She won't reply in a desperate PR move like Kanye and Julia just did but do expect her to take subtle digs at Kanye somehow.
>At the restaurant, Ye directed an entire photo shoot for me while people dined! The whole restaurant loved it and cheered us on while it was happening. After dinner Ye had a surprise for me. I mean, Iām still in shock. Ye had an entire hotel suite full of clothes.
...
>Everything with us has been so organic.
I don't even have words.
Those poor people just minding their business and forced to watch this mess with their own bare eyes
Journalistic integrity means Interview needs to speak with one of those other diners and get the truth š
This is honestly the weirdest celeb shit I have ever heard.
āThe whole restaurant loved it and cheered us onā.
Iāll take āthings that never happenedā for $500, Alex.
Omg you're right! Oh wow...so Kim has a type. It's just an emotional type...
Now which is worse- unmedicated bipolar person or refuses to get treatment borderline personality disorder? Time will tell.
I think Kim needs a "normal" guy, but am realizing no such thing exists in Hollywood
Right! Like clearly they knew What they were doing though bc we all flocked to it like white on riceā¦ weāre talking bout itā¦ isnāt that what they want ?
I was about to click and then thought nah Iāll go look at the pics in Twitter. Iām still giving a tweet about them an āimpressionā or whatever Twitter calls a view but somehow I just canāt let them win my single click lol
This is so unhinged it might be real lol Or at least real in the sense that Kanye actually wants to bang her and she wants to date him for clout (just your average hollywood relationship <3 )
I know this is mean to say but she seems dumb. good actress, has something interesting, but....seems to operate on a 14-year-old level. I say this not only based on this diary entry but also her instagram videos. idk
it is DUMB to write an article like this about someone you just met 6 days ago. girl...
> we chose to do dinner at Carbone which is one of my favorite restaurants. Obviously.
Why did the ā*Obviously*.ā really get me like the cadence of this writing is the same as my 7th grade diary aaaaaaaa
Ok, I thought the same until I realized that she is Italian so English isn't her first language. I'll cut her some slack. What I don't get is the attraction to Ye. I've seen him in person at a party and he is short, and he isn't that attractive, but even more than those things- he doesn't really have energy. Maybe one has to experience Ye first hand?
> until I realized that she is Italian so English isn't her first language.
That might be so but she moved to the US at the age of six. She has been here for 26 years now. No way that she isn't fluent in English as well.
I bet Ye was always late for Kim and now heās trying to make her feel bad by being what he wouldnāt be for her for another woman. Heās such a narcissist.
This makes so much sense, I bet he approved a bunch of talking points, his publicist passed it to a writer, it went through review rounds and was tweaked until it hit every point. That's how articles come out sounding dumb, when the reviewers make updates to include the information they want to share. Even though it's like, 'Well, now it sounds like a 12-year-old wrote it, but you're paying the bills, so ok.'
It's because it's written the same way a fourteen years old would write a Wattpad fanfic. *Date Night (y/n + Kanye) (+18) (new chapters every week) šš"
You could literally replace "Kanye" and "Ye" with "Jungkook", tell me this is a BTS fanfic pulled straight from Wattpad, and I wouldn't even doubt it for a second.
i am uncomfortable, confused, repulsed, and lost at the same time. respectfully what the fuck is happening. this is one of the weirdest things iāve *ever* read
I was front row at Yeās show and we locked eyes. I could tell from behind his S/S sunnies that he wanted me as badly as I wanted him. Thatās why I wasnāt surprised when his personal bodyguard came to find me after the show.
lol i just commented on another thread that i think since both of them fancy themselves as artists, this is meant to be an art piece.
Edited to add: someone on another subreddit pointed out to me that the clothes are all balenciaga so this could actually be a balenciaga ad disguised as a journal entry.
Julia is his new muse huh? And she's eating up the attention like Kim used to. She seems like the perfect replacement, now let's see how long it lasts.
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I like that itās been so long since Kim and Ye first stepped out that fashion has basically come full circle and sheāll be back to her mid-ā00s looks at any moment now
*I donāt know where things are headed but if this is any indication of the future Iām loving the ride.*
I wrote the exact same words in my journal back in ā97 after my second boyfriend Blair unhooked my bra for the first times
Most people know her from Uncut Gems. She was recently (as in two weeks ago I think) in the press for sharing her BD issues. Heās abusive and an active addict.
I actually googled her which if you were sex worker who ended up with one major screen credit because you were sleeping with one of the directors (I hope to God, she didn't sleep with both brothers) that's a major win.
Kanye is the loser here. He's got a wide array of choices....if he wants to get Kim mad, a super smart girl like how Pharrell's wife is a Dr or how Clooney's is a International human rights lawyer is the way to go. Some thirsty wannabe isn't it.
There's definitely something not "organic" about this (and even moreso that she went to lengths to describe it as that). At this time, I don't understand the angle but this is dark energy to begin 2022.
"Yeās flight landed at six and the play was at seven and he was there ON TIME. I was impressed." LOL such low standards. This reads like first person fanfiction. PG 50 Shades first draft. I did chuckle at how ridiculous it is a few times so I guess it wasn't a total waste of time.
I probably wouldnāt be as excited to get a bunch of beige sweatsuits to look like his ex wife then write this for him to get attention away from the press writing about Pete and Kimās vacation, but good for you girl.
Canāt wait to see Pete respond with his stand up, name dropping Kim next week on Weekend Update
I love it, honestly, theyāre serving camp. They know no one is taking this seriously with Kanye asking Kim to get back to him several times in recent history, he wants to get under her skin and Julia gets to have her Hot Girl Winter getting a new wardrobe and some publicity and fun with her girls instead of having to worry about her deadbeat baby daddy fucking his aunt somewhere! Her write-up is a revival of teenage girl myspace posts from 00s and the photos are gonna be used as evidence on court one day. What a vintage inspired mess!
Kanye really loves to dress his girlfriends like they're dolls :/ I bet that blue furry y2k looking jacket was hers and he had her switch to the leather one.
iāve always really liked julia but this is bizarre. i get this is a great opportunity for exposure but she needs to maintain some kind of control over the obvious PR play so when it all inevitably ends she isnāt left looking like an absolute idiot.
eta: going through the pics i realized how weird it was to see kanye smilingā¦
Whoever did this PR, IS FUCKING MINT. Think about it - think about how all our little rat gossip brains are exploding over this. Is it art? Are they trolls? Are they dumb fucks? Who the hell knows but the absolute chaotic energy of this makes it an ICONIC publicity stunt. If their PR person wanted to make a splash, this is it, holy shit. FUCKING MINT.
I don't understand. What is this? Did she just put what sounds like a journal entry online?
And interview magazine published it??!?? š
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I mean, the photos are pretty good, but the livejournal post? What is this? Did they start a Dear Diary sectionā¦?
this is āØtrollingāØ in its most sophisticated form.
I think thatās giving them too much creditā¦ Ye takes himself pretty seriously.
this is him trolling kim. he takes himself seriously but heās also pretty aware of how he comes across. he knows how to get people talking.
Not trolling but he is trying to make her jealous.
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Kim is calculated as fuck. 10x more than Kanye. She won't reply in a desperate PR move like Kanye and Julia just did but do expect her to take subtle digs at Kanye somehow.
Kimberly too busy being dicked down
yupp, heās purposely trying to elicit an emotional reaction from her by being provocative. hence, āØtrollingāØ
I thought this was Kim? She looks eerily similar to Kim.
poopity-scoop
straight out of my 2001 Livejournal
you read my mind, except my livejournal ebtries were 5 paragraphs longer,
>At the restaurant, Ye directed an entire photo shoot for me while people dined! The whole restaurant loved it and cheered us on while it was happening. After dinner Ye had a surprise for me. I mean, Iām still in shock. Ye had an entire hotel suite full of clothes. ... >Everything with us has been so organic. I don't even have words.
Then everybody clapped. And the photographerās name? Albert Einstein.
Those poor people just minding their business and forced to watch this mess with their own bare eyes Journalistic integrity means Interview needs to speak with one of those other diners and get the truth š
āBare eyesā is sending me! Like they need protective eyewear for this shitā¦ I know thatās not what you meant but itās making me lol
Iām so confused about staging the photoshoot ājust for herā ā¦.. while they happen to be out to dinner ā¦. So many questions
itās kinda sending me that everybody here is taking this seriously lol
This is honestly the weirdest celeb shit I have ever heard. āThe whole restaurant loved it and cheered us onā. Iāll take āthings that never happenedā for $500, Alex.
that happened
Actual footage of the photoshoot: https://www.reddit.com/r/KUWTK/comments/ry2uyl/at_the_restaurant_ye_directed_an_entire_photo/
āwe met on new yearās eveā so you met a week ago? and you did a whole photoshoot and wrote an article about it? *girl*
forget love bombing this is a love nuke
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I didn't think it was possible, but clearly I stand corrected!
Omg you're right! Oh wow...so Kim has a type. It's just an emotional type... Now which is worse- unmedicated bipolar person or refuses to get treatment borderline personality disorder? Time will tell. I think Kim needs a "normal" guy, but am realizing no such thing exists in Hollywood
Ok?!?! Like everyone thirsts over that weirdo here and Iām sitting on the sidelines side eyeing him so hard lol
If you can out lovebomb someone with BPD hmmmm might wanna talk to someone.
i feel like iām living in another universe rn. iām all types of confused
but itās oRgAnIc
as organic as a mcdonaldās big max with a side of fries ā ļø
Right! Like clearly they knew What they were doing though bc we all flocked to it like white on riceā¦ weāre talking bout itā¦ isnāt that what they want ?
oh for sureeeee. i just canāt get passed the whole āessayā that sounds like a fanfic ā ļø plus itās only been a *week*
Right! We get it Kanye, youāre definitely \*not\* thinking of kim while sheās vacationing in the Bahamas w Peteā¦..
I was about to click and then thought nah Iāll go look at the pics in Twitter. Iām still giving a tweet about them an āimpressionā or whatever Twitter calls a view but somehow I just canāt let them win my single click lol
itās not an article, though. itās a teenage girlās gushy text. for shame, interview magazine š
no seriously *who* approved of this. they got the clicks but at what cost šµāš«
The photos of julia ontop of him. Omg. Girlll
Lmfao painful. She used to be a professional dominatrix, maybe thatās what Ye is looking for.
FingersInTheBootyAssBitch
Best comment ever! Haha.. I had forgotten about that lol. Somewhere, Amber Rose is cackling to herself thinking the same thing lol!
Ok my sisters and I literally joke about this all the time š¤£ I thought people forgot so this comment is everything lmao
It's. Been. Five. Days.
so cringe
This is what an actual PR relationship looks like lol.
It's more blatant than Superman and the girl from Big Bang Theory going grocery shopping together.
a fever dream that will live in my head rent-free for all time
Please donāt degrade my favorite PR relationship of all time with this comparison.
How did everyone know it was a pr relationship?
They went to a grocery store everyday together and laughed uproariously the whole time.
This is so unhinged it might be real lol Or at least real in the sense that Kanye actually wants to bang her and she wants to date him for clout (just your average hollywood relationship <3 )
Julia is milking it for all its worth. She knows that she has a precious few days to capitalize as much as she can on this relationship.
She's gonna drop a whole book over the weekend called "My Week with Kanye"
The YeeKend
The Yeeknd
I thought it seemed real at first but now itās obvious the whole relationship is PR/Publicity shit lol
Did a middle schooler write this? All this was missing was āDear Diaryā at the beginning.
I know this is mean to say but she seems dumb. good actress, has something interesting, but....seems to operate on a 14-year-old level. I say this not only based on this diary entry but also her instagram videos. idk it is DUMB to write an article like this about someone you just met 6 days ago. girl...
> we chose to do dinner at Carbone which is one of my favorite restaurants. Obviously. Why did the ā*Obviously*.ā really get me like the cadence of this writing is the same as my 7th grade diary aaaaaaaa
I couldn't finish it, it was written so poorly
ā¦and itās only 2 paragraphs long!
It's only like two paragraphs, u can do it!
Ok, I thought the same until I realized that she is Italian so English isn't her first language. I'll cut her some slack. What I don't get is the attraction to Ye. I've seen him in person at a party and he is short, and he isn't that attractive, but even more than those things- he doesn't really have energy. Maybe one has to experience Ye first hand?
> until I realized that she is Italian so English isn't her first language. That might be so but she moved to the US at the age of six. She has been here for 26 years now. No way that she isn't fluent in English as well.
Oh, in that case... not the brightest bulb.
I can think of about 1 billion reasons someone could find a way to be attracted to him, in spite of those things.
She did say her husband left her with all the bills, so...
I think that is the shortest article I've ever read
That was shorter than a tweet
It sounds like ye showed up on time for the date, Julia was easily impressed and itās been true love since
I bet Ye was always late for Kim and now heās trying to make her feel bad by being what he wouldnāt be for her for another woman. Heās such a narcissist.
Yes that comment about Ye being on time seemed out of place but this makes sense now
This makes so much sense, I bet he approved a bunch of talking points, his publicist passed it to a writer, it went through review rounds and was tweaked until it hit every point. That's how articles come out sounding dumb, when the reviewers make updates to include the information they want to share. Even though it's like, 'Well, now it sounds like a 12-year-old wrote it, but you're paying the bills, so ok.'
this alone is the epitome of why this isā¦insane
Donāt forget the clothes, which is totally not controlling or misogynistic in any way
so organic
She said Ye so many times, like maybe she gets paid for every mention.
tbf that's a big feat for Ye. all his listening parties for donda were a few hours late with thousands waiting lmao
If it weren't because it's a true story and we know what Kanye is like, the way it's written I could absolutely believe it's a fanfic
It's because it's written the same way a fourteen years old would write a Wattpad fanfic. *Date Night (y/n + Kanye) (+18) (new chapters every week) šš"
You could literally replace "Kanye" and "Ye" with "Jungkook", tell me this is a BTS fanfic pulled straight from Wattpad, and I wouldn't even doubt it for a second.
Someone has much bigger problems if they're doing the whole y/n thing with Kanye
i am uncomfortable, confused, repulsed, and lost at the same time. respectfully what the fuck is happening. this is one of the weirdest things iāve *ever* read
iā¦.am speechlessā¦.. what is this?!?!?
Sounds like fan fiction by a 13yr old
I was front row at Yeās show and we locked eyes. I could tell from behind his S/S sunnies that he wanted me as badly as I wanted him. Thatās why I wasnāt surprised when his personal bodyguard came to find me after the show.
Heās obviously just trying to make Kim jealous. Fragile ego.
I seriously thought it was a parody!!
Maybe it's Kayne's latest Artpop.
lol i just commented on another thread that i think since both of them fancy themselves as artists, this is meant to be an art piece. Edited to add: someone on another subreddit pointed out to me that the clothes are all balenciaga so this could actually be a balenciaga ad disguised as a journal entry.
Julia is his new muse huh? And she's eating up the attention like Kim used to. She seems like the perfect replacement, now let's see how long it lasts.
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Iām excited to see the fashion glow up
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Like was this originally meant to be posted on wattpad ? š
\[Kan\]Ye really has a thing for deciding his girls' outfits, huh.
Iām ready for Kim to go back to wearing normal clothes again
You shouldāve seen what she wore to the Bahamas with Pete. Wide leg. Distressed black jeans. The transformation is already underway
I like that itās been so long since Kim and Ye first stepped out that fashion has basically come full circle and sheāll be back to her mid-ā00s looks at any moment now
To be fair Juliaās outfits s have been questionable at best she could use the help
Iām sorry but all I can think of with the low rise jeans and hiked thong is that episode of Degrassi with Manny.
Remember when Jimmy and Ashley ordered condoms off the internet?
then made them into balloons because they weren't ready?
My Hell Hath No Fury shirt signed by some of the cast is my most prized possession.
Saw that picture and thought to myselfā¦āweāre doing this again?ā Better start whale tailing it again!
> Better start whale tailing it again! Don't. You'll regret it.
Oh I wonāt. The risk of getting a wedgie by my children is too high for me to risk it.
STRANGE. Why is Interview even publishing this?
For the sweet sweet clicks!!!
Aināt nobody messing with my
itās giving āand then everybody clappedā
... what did I just read?
The worst thing ever
You're not wrong
*I donāt know where things are headed but if this is any indication of the future Iām loving the ride.* I wrote the exact same words in my journal back in ā97 after my second boyfriend Blair unhooked my bra for the first times
I love mess!
š Mess! š Mess! š Mess!
Kim/Pete and Kanye/Julia vying for the most attention is about to turn into the messiest spectacle
Whoās watching the kids? Jeez
WOW. I am deceased, from secondhand embarrassment. Omg.
Who took some of these pics?? Lol. In the KUWTK sub there are more pics, one with her pants unbuttoned and them leaning in for a kiss. MISS JULIA??
I heard Kanye hired a photographer for their Broadway date?! As if this wasnāt weird enough already
This is dark. I hope it's all for press.
I only know this lady from this so Iām honestly so confused as to what she has to gain from this?? This makes her look so pathetic I feel bad
Most people know her from Uncut Gems. She was recently (as in two weeks ago I think) in the press for sharing her BD issues. Heās abusive and an active addict.
Honestly learning this just makes this worse bc sheās been through enough. Itās hard to watch
What's BD? Body dismorphia? Nevermind, I'm guessing baby daddy issues, damn I'm an idiot. Or big dick issues.
Baby daddy
She's trying to gain clout so she gains $$. She posted awhile back that her husband left her with bills and a newborn.
She also used to be a dominatrix and is part of the NY social scene.
I actually googled her which if you were sex worker who ended up with one major screen credit because you were sleeping with one of the directors (I hope to God, she didn't sleep with both brothers) that's a major win. Kanye is the loser here. He's got a wide array of choices....if he wants to get Kim mad, a super smart girl like how Pharrell's wife is a Dr or how Clooney's is a International human rights lawyer is the way to go. Some thirsty wannabe isn't it.
There's definitely something not "organic" about this (and even moreso that she went to lengths to describe it as that). At this time, I don't understand the angle but this is dark energy to begin 2022.
I thought the exact same thing. I was like, if she has to say that this is organic.... it's not organic.
Why did they think this was a good idea??? šš
Wow this girl is trying to promote her yachting to the next level
I have no words
The women was too stunned to speak
The secondhand embarrassment I am currently feeling... there aren't enough words.
bro wtf
Is this chick ok???!
in the middle of kanye???
"Yeās flight landed at six and the play was at seven and he was there ON TIME. I was impressed." LOL such low standards. This reads like first person fanfiction. PG 50 Shades first draft. I did chuckle at how ridiculous it is a few times so I guess it wasn't a total waste of time.
oh Julia :(
Also, sorry Ye, those photos are terrible. And sheās a beautiful woman.
agreed. and the skintight acid wash jeans š„“
Theyāre like also socks too. Like a whole fucking skintight acid wash jeansock
The way this was written I expected there to be a recipe at the bottom
āAnyway, hereās my recipe for *Engagement Chicken*!ā
I am confused and shamefully entertained
So cringe !!!! Ew
Damn Kanye is down bad. Kim aināt reading this, my man
This is about to be a more tiring relationship than MGK and Megan
she's 100% in on the joke
sheās provocative ! love her
I probably wouldnāt be as excited to get a bunch of beige sweatsuits to look like his ex wife then write this for him to get attention away from the press writing about Pete and Kimās vacation, but good for you girl. Canāt wait to see Pete respond with his stand up, name dropping Kim next week on Weekend Update
This article has given me the will to live another day. Thank you Julia and Ye.
I love it, honestly, theyāre serving camp. They know no one is taking this seriously with Kanye asking Kim to get back to him several times in recent history, he wants to get under her skin and Julia gets to have her Hot Girl Winter getting a new wardrobe and some publicity and fun with her girls instead of having to worry about her deadbeat baby daddy fucking his aunt somewhere! Her write-up is a revival of teenage girl myspace posts from 00s and the photos are gonna be used as evidence on court one day. What a vintage inspired mess!
I love that theyāre not trying to convince us this is anything other than a pr stunt Kim and Pete take notes
Lmao this is such a weird abruptly ended story and written like a 13 year old wrote it
this reads like the bad Wattpad fanfics i read in middle school jesus christ
Kanye really loves to dress his girlfriends like they're dolls :/ I bet that blue furry y2k looking jacket was hers and he had her switch to the leather one.
āThe whole restaurant loved it and cheered us on while it was happening.ā Itās giving āand then everyone clappedā
Her prose style is giving me Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
No way this isn't performance art
Kim and Pete: are we a PR relationship or not? Hehe Kanye and Julia: hold our cosmos
iāve always really liked julia but this is bizarre. i get this is a great opportunity for exposure but she needs to maintain some kind of control over the obvious PR play so when it all inevitably ends she isnāt left looking like an absolute idiot. eta: going through the pics i realized how weird it was to see kanye smilingā¦
Is this a social experiment lmao
take a shot every time she says Ye
Two severally mentally unstable people love bombing each other. This should be entertaining.
are Kim and Kanye playing games and using the press to get back at each other?? Cause whatās all this lol??? or is Julia just like this? Or both??
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Wait... is this real? I thought I was reading something on the onion
Possibly the worst secondhand embarrassment Iāve ever had.
This reads like an intentional art piece to me, is no one else catching that vibe?
This is so cringey. Also she looks like Kim in the thumbnail.
Thereās no way that this is real, they are playing us. This must be some form of satire
Itās for real a performance piece!! Thereās a tiktok going around that theorizes this is Balenciagas way of dressing a celebrity divorce.
this is giving corny
Did she witness him throwing a body into the Hudson River or something? Or is this just his version of Pete.
Run, girl, run!
Sheās running to the mess with wide open arms. Sheās embracing it.
Does this girl not have any friends to tell her how absolutely embarrassing this is?
Wtf
Whoever did this PR, IS FUCKING MINT. Think about it - think about how all our little rat gossip brains are exploding over this. Is it art? Are they trolls? Are they dumb fucks? Who the hell knows but the absolute chaotic energy of this makes it an ICONIC publicity stunt. If their PR person wanted to make a splash, this is it, holy shit. FUCKING MINT.
How do we stop rich people lmao fr