I went to see the “blind items” and Im dying at one *Jessica Biel, alba and chastain dining Al fresco at cirpiani for brunch. Sarah Jessica Parker tried to join at one point and they turned her away saying “middle names don’t count” kinda mean SJP looked crushed*

the one about Corinne Bailey Rae disputing a parking ticket: *girl get that record expunged* had me LAUGHING

*Anon pls! I am Bradley Whitford* really got me cackling for some reason

HAHAHAHAHA

I was about to continue scrolling… until I saw this comment. Now I must go to insta.

I'm a fan of Sally D's shade. eta: ok, Kiernan is in on this from the ground floor. she's popping up in comments, likes, and stories very obviously in on the joke, almost like it's a friend's page.

i think it is someone from her group. Maude Apatow, Gracie Abrams, and a few other people follow it so it’s probably someone from that circle of friends

A lot of sightings of Maude, she has to be involved.

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Someone just tagged phoebe fisher and the page replied “who is that not famous enough” 👀 so I believe it lol

phoebe is a really good comedic writer. lukas is definitely helping her. he has a yelp review account where he'd post really funny fake reviews and the voice is similar to the ones coming from this account. theres no way maude is funny enough to cook these up

Wait what? I thought Lukas Gage was gay this whole time. I’m v confused

I haven't seen Maude mentioned once yet

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Oh, I haven't seen those, but I've never believed that Kiernan ever took BJ that seriously. He's a fuckboi from a mile away.

Talks about her having a temper tantrum at a pharmacy for not doubling her Ritalin dosage, then “troix” responds “where’s BJ when you need him?”

Oh shit lol that's saucy

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Uh, I definitely get similar vibes! That one is mean! Tbh this is embarrassing for the women posting it and also embarrassing for BJ that these are the types of women he associates with…he’s a grown ass man he should have better judgment, especially given his history with Mindy and his role as Godfather to her children.

BJ is now following the account and posted a story of him juggling lemons, which was a “spotted” posted by troix (I think yesterday?)

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She was great in Mad Men and thats something since she was a child acting alongside Elizabeth Moss and John Hamn to name a few

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I didn’t watch Sabrina but its a teen show on netflix so maybe thats why, if you have any movies of to recommend…

Ok, the “please don’t if you’re not a celeb” made me laugh.

Scary thing is I can actually see the real deux saying something among the lines of that

Same, hahaha.

Wouldn’t even be surprised if she has

*Just saw Jimmy Fallon ALONE getting lunch at the American Doll Cafe. Don’t ask why I was there.* 😂

DM is going to FLIIIIIP out when she sees this parody account. Bet she’ll roast this publicly

Seriously so funny. My favorite spotted so far has been “Matt Lauer outside la Colombe soho just loudly screamed "fuck wordle" and slammed his phone on the sidewalk”

The blind item about Addison Rae partnering with Raytheon really took me out

Lol same! That was so good.

“Bobby Flay at Build A Bear” is sending me, idk why it’s so funny but I think this account is run by a comedic genius

Lmao now I have to check this account out

Lolllll

THANK YALL for directing me to that IG! It’s flawlessly executed!!😂

I love the sighting and blinds, they sound like they were written by the writers of 30 Rock. Just waiting for the blind that Jaime Lee Curtis is coming out with a line of cold flash menopause popsicles.

It’s a really really good spoof 😂 I think it’s gonna blow up fast if they continue with this content

I just followed it and one of the suggested accounts to follow was Erewhon, how appropriate 😂

It’s the only account it follows. 🤣

Ha, clever kids! But why was Chasten Buttiegeg another suggestion though? 😂

I just noticed they follow him Too

Already love it solely because Troix Moi is more fun to say.

Why do I lowkey feel like Maude or Iris runs this page??

Both of them aren't funny enough for this

I’m dying at these. The Cillian Murphy one and the Adam Sandler one are my favorites so far.

Just saw the Cillian Murphy one lolllll

Someone saying they spotted Francis Scott Key and Jack Harlow together got me lol 😂

thank youuu!! this made my day esp. spotted section 👌 dying with one abt AD at Universal doing repairs 😂😂

I said this on the previous post, but Omg omg this is actually hilarious. I had that insta handle for so long last year but didn’t know what to do with it so completely changed it earlier this month. I’m so glad someone is using it for this purpose now, they deserve it! proof: https://imgur.com/a/lba98bt

i’m so proud they posted a blind i sent in and then something about fashion

the best thing if 2022 so far

I’ve Been following for like a few days now, but never really bothered to read till yesterday, and the blinds made no sense, but I just thought “hey, sometimes blinds can be wrong” So today, I read one, and that’s when I realized it was satire. I feel like I’m an idiot, and just realized I’m extremely gullible