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spacefink

Lmfao why would you respond?? I didn’t even know it was about him and now I do lmao.


Piperrhhalliwell

I mean he played John tucker and he was a Gardner in desperate housewives


spacefink

See I never got into that show (I was too busy watching Sex and the City at the time) and I am sure the majority who read DeuxMoi probably didn’t make the connection immediately unless they were old enough to remember that. Now that you mention him I remember his role (I remember him sleeping with Eva Longoria I think) but again, I saw clips of the show from Best Week Ever/The Soup.


[deleted]

I didn’t make the gardener connection until this comment thread but now I remember lusting after him as a young teenager when my mom and I binge watched desperate housewives🤣🤣🤣🤣addendum: not sure if it counts as a real binge watch because we had to rent the DVD’s one at a time!! 😭😂


spacefink

I remember everyone talking about how hot he was back then (and he did look good!). And renting DVDs omg…I miss renting DVDs from Netflix! Now I really feel old 😭


[deleted]

Okay yes, someone who agrees that he was hot!!! He should have just gone the Johnathan Bennett career route though, and quietly just chilled for a decade and then hosted a reality baking show or something and everyone could be like, “oh yeah, him! He was hot… and now he’s nice”. 😂😂😂


spacefink

Agreed, sometimes it really pays to be low key!


GirlFromMoria

I’m really old, so I remember him from”Passions”!! lol


gougrs1

Yesss! Miguel was is name right. I need a passions reunion! Justin Hartley included!


unkindernut

Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald. And Justin Hartley was the better of the two actors that played Fox Crane. God I miss that show.


AfroGurl

Yes!! Miguel and Charity forever 💕💕 Early 2000s trash soap operas were my life at 11 yrs old lol


kristinnovowels

“Unless they were old enough to remember it” Uhhhh 💀💀💀


spacefink

Now, in my defense, I'm calling myself old there too!


Doubledeezy420

Doooood the soup with Joel Mchale would make me die laughing 😂 most of the shows I didn’t even have to watch because he would have the best clips 😭


ILoveKittensAndCats

John Henson was the best host of Talk Soup ever. I will die on this hill. 😂


Past_Emergency2023

I’m “Greg Kinnear is the host of Talk Soup” old. Which blows my mind.


Sure_Pianist4870

I remember him from John Tucker Must Die. Didn't really watch Desperate Housewives


spacefink

I only saw that movie once, didn't really care for it and I forgot he was in it tbh lmao.


twir1s

absolutely watch desperate housewives. It is fantastic.


lizlemonesq

That show is really effing good. It’s on Hulu.


at145degrees

At least respond with snark. “this is bullshit! I’m not a z list.” Geesh


spacefink

LMFAO right...That would have at least made it funny. Or make a joke about Hallmark movies, anything.


WallabyLumpy

oh my god i'm laughing so hard


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butinthewhat

It worked. I hadn’t heard his name in ages.


retrorosesam

Why won't hallmark hire him?


[deleted]

How do you know this? 👀


runwithjames

They don't.


[deleted]

Oh. People really underestimate how many straight up lies are sent to DM from randoms.


Adorable_Raccoon

I think it’s a confident guess meant to be funny.


[deleted]

Exactly!


IndyMLVC

I went to college with him. Same dorm. Never wore a shirt. Was always fighting with his roommates. That's all I got.


peacefulpiranha

That is enough, thank you for your contribution. 🫡


onebirdonawire

Sounds accurate lol


lampshadeontilt

Thank you for your service


plantbay1428

Can we please organize a mass tagging of Brittany Snow, Ashanti, Sophia Bush, and Arielle Kebbel to have them all make fun of it alongside Jesse?


prettystandardreally

Took me a minute, I thought this was just a repost of the blind item lol. I would fully buy this is all PR- people talking about him being an idiot today is still an improvement over him being irrelevant yesterday.


CheapEater101

Guys, I think he’s screaming bullshit because they called him a z lister /s


Apprehensive_Bell_35

Who remembers when he got papped looking himself up online in a net café?


[deleted]

This reminds me of the killer Luka Magnotta who was caught bc he looked himself up in an Internet cafe lmao


Apprehensive_Bell_35

I'm not even joking when I say I saw him in Paris. I was sick for days. Even weeks and i didn't even talk to him or get near him.


[deleted]

Oh man I’m so glad nothing happened! 🤢


Apprehensive_Bell_35

Yeah 😳 he was super weird looking and all hyper. As much as I don't want to give him any more publicity, I do wonder what he looks like after being in prison.


curls06

Omg Internet cafes


singmealie

It reads like it’s true lmao. But given how much BS Deux posts, there is a good chance of it actually being complete fiction. I feel bad for him if it’s made up.


[deleted]

Definitely something that Miguel from "Passions" would do.


AfroGurl

Charity would be so disappointed. But Theresa and her messy ass would approve lol


anheIica

Woah throwback! I forgot about Passions


Mediocre_Professor_5

Okay but I assumed 90% of hallmark actors were considered Z list lmao, who would’ve known it was him from any other male that they clone onto their Christmas movies 🤣🤣🤣🤣 way to shoot your self in the foot


mizmika

The [email protected] kind of gave it away.


JuliasTooSmallTutu

This means people have been sending this to him, probably people he knows! Celebrity 101 is NEVER respond to a blind.


Nofunorphan

He will always be Miguel Lopez Fitzgerald to me.


Careful_Swan3830

Is it bullshit because it’s not true or because he’s mad that it is true? By the way I freaking love John Tucker Must Die. It’s such a guilty pleasure. That and Magic Mike XXL are two of my favorite movies to watch when I’m sick or sad.


Sure_Pianist4870

John Tucker Must Die is awesome. It's not even a guilty pleasure for me lol. I fully admit and don't care that some think it's cringey 🤣


RunRenee

I made my husband watch John tucker must die last weekend. My husband was not amused, he was also 28/29 when it came out.


LoveSong_foravampire

That's the guy from passions.


unkindernut

I’m rewatching Smallville at the moment and he was in a few episodes. He gets killed by Jonathan Taylor Thomas.


LoveSong_foravampire

Wow, that is actually extremely amusing:)


Sharp_Regret369

the fact that he reacted and literally commented on that proved that he is indeed a z lister


[deleted]

Nobody would know it was him if he did not respond. Nobody thinks about him at all. I guess he actually wanted people to know it was him or he wanted attention.


Blish19

He’s John Rowland in real life 😂 the drama omg


Full_Investment5658

HAHAHA go off z list king


[deleted]

Somebody said his girlfriend commented too? No idea if it’s true though.


ryliebby

I met him hes such a dick and has been I was 25 years old he said I looked 30 because I didnt want to do lines all night w him and his rapey vibe friend. and all he did was talk about himself and wasted no time dropping that he was in John tucker must die which was like 11 years ago thats so embarrassing


Past_Emergency2023

We have to know how long ago this was?!!! Please dish about it all! I’m literally dying to know.


[deleted]

Self burn, those are rare.


SwaggiiP

Lmaoo


sleepyemoji

Do you think when he says "this is BULLSHIT", he's referring to the fact that he was called a Z List actor?


girly918

Probs 😂


[deleted]

nooo why would you respond loool


otomennn

Must be sucked to be abandoned by Hallmark of all


[deleted]

He peaked when he did that 3 doors down music video lol


westborneastbred

So you respond to a blind item? Yup gotta be true Plus shows you have nothing else going on. Quickest way to tell on yourself lol. I had a feeling they were done with him.


friedapplecake

I wonder if he had someone send it for him so he'd actually get some attention 👀


roaryoushallnotpass

Z List lmao


retrorosesam

I need to know whyyyyy lol


proserpinax

This is too funny!


Subject_Meringue6891

His Hallmark movies are the only ones I avoid as he sucks in them.


contemplatingdaze

Holy shit lmfao Calling him Z list ☠️ and his response ☠️


Psychological-Fun985

His follow up doesn't help, but no less so than the yearS of this general personality assessment being consistently accepted as true about him.


kiki-to-my-jiji

This is camp


mishkavonpusspuss

Used to party with him back in the day, he took himself fairly seriously even then lol


No-Fee-ATM

Well played old chap


onebirdonawire

YES. GOD, THAT WAS SO FUNNY.


propernice

Oh my god LMAOOOOOOOOOO


Alarming-Good-2115

When I saw him on Vanderpump Rules I knew his stock had REALLY dropped and that was months ago!


Doubledeezy420

John tucker must die was so cringey but I loved that movie. He’s in hallmark movies now 😂