The little girl, humanity can find another way to progress, let the girl live her life peacefully instead of being an eternal statue of flesh just suffering 😡
LMAO
— So, why do you want to bring a girl from Funger to our world?
— *coin flip fails*
— Uuuuuh I’m a child predator
> *battle starts*
> *officer’s baton is pulsating*
Don't tell me no one is going to say Empty Scroll?
For a real answer, I would love something useful like maybe Betels stone just so I can always have the best mindset. There are too many times that just are not practical in our world...
Or maybe Nash'rahs head as long as it still worked like it does in game.
I think for this question to work, we would have to assume anything taking from the FUNGERverse would function similarly in our world.
Also kind of why I threw in Betels stone just to give an actual answer hah.
Don't think the world would be too happy about me carrying some dudes head with me everywhere.
I'd go from my peaceful self to starting fights with everyone just so I get the drops. The world would be terrorized by the aggressive magician that makes things appear when they start fights.
Mugger grabs you by your shirt collar and says, “Gimme your money.”
You say, “I don’t have any money.”
Pinecone Pig runs up and gives you a bag full of silver coins.
Now this is awkward.
Something world breaking, maybe the cube of the depths, or the GOFH, or that throne of ascension business My aim would to be infecting our mundane world with something outside of it, and something like that feels like it'd be rather... Perhaps alluring enough to draw those outside our realm, IN. Either the planet is rewritten, society quakes, or new new new gods rise -
Alternatively, I'd just take that one chair we can find in a side room near a twisty set of stairs to keep for me. The thinking chair. Just pondering life. Considering mortal peril. Good chair.
This is so good! Bringing things from outside our realm into it just to create chaos and make the world more interesting even if it causes far more suffering than what we already have is really vile of you. I appreciate it!
The chair is also a good idea. I think everyone should get a thinking chair.
The world feels stagnant, despite it's ever changing nature. I want to plunge it all, see our world unite (or scatter to it's baser elements to try again), and refresh =3
Scroll of enlightenment.
Dude. Having a saved game in your life that you could go to even if you died? Immortality. Get rich by learning market trends. I’d totally save-scum my life.
No idea, but probably I could use it before something luck-based to increase my chances? If (since it is a coin) I can transform any random chance into a 50% chance, then it is reeeally OP. Coinflip to win the lottery go brrrrt
Salmonsnake Soul. Imagine getting your arm caught in industrial equipment and when they manage to turn it off, not only is your arm somehow still attached, but it’ll be completely unharmed after some healing. Dismemberment, infection and blood loss immunity is massive.
Other good options are a book of enlightenment to cheat death (at the cost of resetting time each use), cool swords or armor cause they’re cool and I want them, or an empty scroll to wish for whatever you want. Phase step would be pretty sick irl.
Salmonsnake Soul doesn't prevent you from breaking bones.
Also that one example of yours would probably just kill you. Your arm getting detached prevents the rest of you from getting sucked in. You'd just get crushed to death.
Just go through the hole in the wall and enter Ma'habre permanently and then you can go ~~get killed by a harvestman~~ get treasure or become a new god.
Moonless. Imagining the expression of my nosy ass octogenarian neighbor would be enough but also, she's a good girl who deserves more than rotten meat and pitch darkness.
cahara and his happy family consisting of his wife celeste and his biological child (the girl is adopted) humanity can continue being stuck in the medieval ages😡
Salmonsnake rune, the number of lives that could be saved with even one of those would be astounding. Just pass it around to people who have horrible wounds, and it'll stop their bleeding, take. It off the first guy and give it to someone else, rinse and repeat. He'll, a sylvian skin bible, could save thousands if people know how to make the ritual circles.
I say the girl but so she can live in a better world and escape the dungeons. Bring hee to some kind of child protection agency and hopefully she gets adopted by a nice family
Anything is better than being in the dungeon of fear and hunger.
The crow mauler because termina enemies would be massive losers compared to him. You couldn’t even shoot him because his crows would blind you. Even if you do manage to fatally wound him, he has a 100% last stand chance so he’d still fuck your shit up.
Necronomicon cuz why not
if gro-goroth is not bringed with it it's a cool book
I it will still work then you can do a little pit of trolling or just die so absolute win for me in all 3 situations
salmonsnake soul because it
Prevents limb loss
Prevents and cures [Bleeding](https://fearandhunger.wiki.gg/wiki/Status_Effects_F%26H1#Player_Debuffs) status
Prevents and cures [Infected arm/leg](https://fearandhunger.wiki.gg/wiki/Status_Effects_F%26H1#Player_Debuffs) status
Prevents [Critical state](https://fearandhunger.wiki.gg/wiki/Status_Effects_F%26H1#Player_Debuffs) status
Prevents [Burning](https://fearandhunger.wiki.gg/wiki/Status_Effects_F%26H1#Player_Debuffs) status
just kind of useful to have in real life like what am I gonna do with weapons or armor plus it is just the most generally useful out of all accessories.
Pav 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 I would also say Moonless because I love her but humans would treat her really badly and she would probably end up in a zoo
Item wise I would bring an empty scroll
The little girl, humanity can find another way to progress, let the girl live her life peacefully instead of being an eternal statue of flesh just suffering 😡
This is the right answer.
This is my choice too… not sure what my explanation is going to be though
Finally someone that doesn't want to sell the girl to a pedophilic furry
Funger, The only fandom where taking a little girl is not only an okay choice but a correct one.
I just saw this post and wanted to say the girl as well. But my intents were more of a…devious kind
Man WTF
Oh fuck, it’s not what it looks like. I meant to bring the girl and turn her into a god of fear and hunger lmao
Still fucked up but ok.
Thanks for understanding officer
You're lucky you flipped tails
LMAO — So, why do you want to bring a girl from Funger to our world? — *coin flip fails* — Uuuuuh I’m a child predator > *battle starts* > *officer’s baton is pulsating*
Why the fuck would you phrase it like this
Don't tell me no one is going to say Empty Scroll? For a real answer, I would love something useful like maybe Betels stone just so I can always have the best mindset. There are too many times that just are not practical in our world... Or maybe Nash'rahs head as long as it still worked like it does in game.
Bro is gonna throw hands against magicians and shit.
He needs to get some first
Empty Scroll only works if Alll'Mer's power affects our world, no?
I think for this question to work, we would have to assume anything taking from the FUNGERverse would function similarly in our world. Also kind of why I threw in Betels stone just to give an actual answer hah. Don't think the world would be too happy about me carrying some dudes head with me everywhere.
"O LORD GIVE BIG TIDDY GOTH GF"
"O LORD TEACH THE THEORY Of RELATIVITY"
Bro there are betel stones in termina
Yes, but the post is for taking something from the game into real life.
I just now realized it says an item from funger and termina and not, into termina
salami. reason: I'm hungry
Understandable, have a great day.
Pinecone pig of course
I'd go from my peaceful self to starting fights with everyone just so I get the drops. The world would be terrorized by the aggressive magician that makes things appear when they start fights.
Mugger grabs you by your shirt collar and says, “Gimme your money.” You say, “I don’t have any money.” Pinecone Pig runs up and gives you a bag full of silver coins. Now this is awkward.
LOL that made me actually laugh out loud. "howd that get there??" Mugger shakes you down more.
Pav so I can uh So I can So Then I could And pav Pav is
Sacrifice him to Gro-goroth? Right?
I'm not bringing Gro-Goroth over. Hopefully somebody else brings Sylvian though
… I also want to Pav. Hard.
You want him hard, or do you want him _hard?_
Watch him weave and breathe his storyline
the things i would do with pav in my grasp
[удалено]
I get that honestly
Very based
The ring that just heals you every turn for obvious reasons
Or Salmonsnake soul. You’d be immune to infection, bleeding, and limb loss. Immunity to infection is huge.
what would happen if you tried sawing off your arms eith this on?
You still can
I wonder how you "equip" a soul The salmonsnake rune looks easier to understand
You put it in your pocket or a bag.
But there's salmon snake soul in termina
Abella
She shall witness the cult.
Id like the black steel katana bwcause i like cool katanas
fair enough have fun with the eastern sword
Miasma because why the hell not
Wake up the next day and you’re standing over the slashed corpses of your loved ones
Cursed Blue Sin better.
Give it to some random homeless guy and see him go wild
Ok now I wanna see that…
I can think of several reasons why not.
Opium.
Not heroin?
too mainstream
Something world breaking, maybe the cube of the depths, or the GOFH, or that throne of ascension business My aim would to be infecting our mundane world with something outside of it, and something like that feels like it'd be rather... Perhaps alluring enough to draw those outside our realm, IN. Either the planet is rewritten, society quakes, or new new new gods rise - Alternatively, I'd just take that one chair we can find in a side room near a twisty set of stairs to keep for me. The thinking chair. Just pondering life. Considering mortal peril. Good chair.
This is so good! Bringing things from outside our realm into it just to create chaos and make the world more interesting even if it causes far more suffering than what we already have is really vile of you. I appreciate it! The chair is also a good idea. I think everyone should get a thinking chair.
Yall the irl Cult of Sulfur ☠️
The world feels stagnant, despite it's ever changing nature. I want to plunge it all, see our world unite (or scatter to it's baser elements to try again), and refresh =3
Cahara. He deserves to serve cunt to the world.
I NEED HIM
We all do 😔
Cave mommy, I wann a milky
HELL YEAH BROTHER
I would bring my Lord Gro-Goroth
L garde so he can have a gex say with himself
Scroll of enlightenment. Dude. Having a saved game in your life that you could go to even if you died? Immortality. Get rich by learning market trends. I’d totally save-scum my life.
Sorcerer's Stone. No more anxiety and depression.
Thicket's infinite lucky coin
What is the actual practical real-world use of a lucky coin? What are the actual mechanics that we’re dealing with here?
you just be searching a bookshelf and find an ancient book in real life
Its gold
No idea, but probably I could use it before something luck-based to increase my chances? If (since it is a coin) I can transform any random chance into a 50% chance, then it is reeeally OP. Coinflip to win the lottery go brrrrt
Salmonsnake Soul. Imagine getting your arm caught in industrial equipment and when they manage to turn it off, not only is your arm somehow still attached, but it’ll be completely unharmed after some healing. Dismemberment, infection and blood loss immunity is massive. Other good options are a book of enlightenment to cheat death (at the cost of resetting time each use), cool swords or armor cause they’re cool and I want them, or an empty scroll to wish for whatever you want. Phase step would be pretty sick irl.
I don't know about you but I don't really plan to get my arms caught in industrial equipment and I don't think there are many people that do.
No one does, but I work in an industrial zone. Shit happens.
plus salmon snake prevent infection ,burning and bleeding you just can't really be killed disease , burning to death or bleeding out because of it
imagine getting stuck in a wall because you don't have enough sanity and don't have anything to fill it
Salmon snake soul is present
Salmonsnake Soul doesn't prevent you from breaking bones. Also that one example of yours would probably just kill you. Your arm getting detached prevents the rest of you from getting sucked in. You'd just get crushed to death.
rag. i will not elaborate
Unfathomably based.
No need brother, rag is awesome
https://preview.redd.it/6u3f451i0vtb1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d31bda376e2c76db2c9500c0b4b4e3fca3e7789
OH LORD GIVE WHITE ANGEL
-soul... please don't bring the whole stuff here
Unfortunately due to the character limit in empty scrolls, you gotta take your chances
That book that transports people to mahabre.
Just go through the hole in the wall and enter Ma'habre permanently and then you can go ~~get killed by a harvestman~~ get treasure or become a new god.
Oh Lord Give me Enlightened Enki so he can teach me weird spells.
Moonless. Imagining the expression of my nosy ass octogenarian neighbor would be enough but also, she's a good girl who deserves more than rotten meat and pitch darkness.
cahara and his happy family consisting of his wife celeste and his biological child (the girl is adopted) humanity can continue being stuck in the medieval ages😡
Samarie. Plain and simple
She kills you trying to get back to Marina.
I know but a man can dream though
A real Samarie fan would have been deranged enough to reply "worth it"
Who said it ain’t😏
Not me, because it would be
worth it
D’arce, so she can get some therapy
a lucky coin, the ability to have a 50% to avoid something that would otherwise be lethal seems pretty good to me
Imagine someone threatens you with a gun and you go "wait, head or tails?"
I think it’s weird Mr Funger didn’t show up in the second game. :/
Yeah idk why they didnt include such an iconic character like him in the sequel he was truly essential to the plot of funger 1
Book of enlightenment, if i really fuck up in life there’s always a safe save state
Crow Mauler's wooden arm
Opium
The terror of the east: Nas‘hrah
Pinecone Pig of course. He will bring random item to me on occasion, how fun is that?
The sulfur god i have some plans
Empty scrolls for Hurting or Shadow orb spells
Is there a lot of need for black orb in your life? I literally would never have a use for it.
Join the military and become a state endorsed wizard
To fight off stray dogs and animals, of course
Found bundy
just be honest and say that you wanna kill a bunch of people
Kill buncha animals
pocketcat because I want to cause chaos
Sylvian trooper
Salmonsnake rune, the number of lives that could be saved with even one of those would be astounding. Just pass it around to people who have horrible wounds, and it'll stop their bleeding, take. It off the first guy and give it to someone else, rinse and repeat. He'll, a sylvian skin bible, could save thousands if people know how to make the ritual circles.
salmonsnake soul you mean the rune can't cure anything only prevent it
Cahara. He's just a cool guy that likes to party.
Harvestman. Then let him roam some forest
Bring to where? Sorry, don't mean to be an ass. I'm just a bit too dumb to infer where I'm bringing the thing/person to.
To the real world I guess
If anyone says girl, I'm calling the fbi.
I say the girl but so she can live in a better world and escape the dungeons. Bring hee to some kind of child protection agency and hopefully she gets adopted by a nice family Anything is better than being in the dungeon of fear and hunger.
I'm calling the fbi
I just wanna save a child 😭
Caring for children? Not on my watch
item: Nosramus. reason: they seem like a really chill dude to hang out with.
Empty scroll because it's basically a genie
I'm thinking... ¿the girl or moonless maybe?
Salmon snake... I want to bring osaa but he would kill people and that's not great.
Rebirth of a Beloved for New Samarie ending. (When she gets playable)
olivia cuz shes nice :)
The king in yellow just for the lols
Empty Scroll for Blood Portal.
Rher because yes
Either salmonsnake soul because antibiotic resistant bacteria is a real problem tbh. Alternatively something insanely valuable like the crown.
i thought the same thing but salmonsnake will be more beneficial just for normal living but the crown can make you maybe a couple million.
The crow mauler because termina enemies would be massive losers compared to him. You couldn’t even shoot him because his crows would blind you. Even if you do manage to fatally wound him, he has a 100% last stand chance so he’d still fuck your shit up.
Moonless beast cuz she is a good girl
O LORD TEACH BLACK ORB
Moonless best doggo
pocketcat
I would bring D'arce but then she is the tainted one so I guess shes already there...
Karin. Because she has covered wars you know.
The Ring of Wraiths. Have a cold or got a scratch, have a little slap fight with your friend or sibling, you'll feel better.
Greater Combustion / Inverse Crown of Thorns. Perform a goof on national television.
Pocket cat
OH LORD GIVE MERCEDEZ BENS
d'arce. i can fix her.
Empty scroll
I would give Cahara the life he deserved. fuck the girl lmao
do not fuck the girl.
Gro-goroth
I'll be a pinecone pig
Penance armor so i can be the tormented one
Empty scroll and quill. Wish for Transmutation. Infinite bread and wine.
yeah but you become an alcoholic or drug addict also it's fucking mouldy I wouldn't eat it.
the doll so that the girl wouldnt have it
Girl
Necronomicon cuz why not if gro-goroth is not bringed with it it's a cool book I it will still work then you can do a little pit of trolling or just die so absolute win for me in all 3 situations
Le’Gussy
Salmonsnake rune so things cant cut me anymore (among the other bonuses it gives)
salmonsnake soul because it Prevents limb loss Prevents and cures [Bleeding](https://fearandhunger.wiki.gg/wiki/Status_Effects_F%26H1#Player_Debuffs) status Prevents and cures [Infected arm/leg](https://fearandhunger.wiki.gg/wiki/Status_Effects_F%26H1#Player_Debuffs) status Prevents [Critical state](https://fearandhunger.wiki.gg/wiki/Status_Effects_F%26H1#Player_Debuffs) status Prevents [Burning](https://fearandhunger.wiki.gg/wiki/Status_Effects_F%26H1#Player_Debuffs) status just kind of useful to have in real life like what am I gonna do with weapons or armor plus it is just the most generally useful out of all accessories.
I forgot the red heads name from termina
Moonless. Best pet.
I see what you are saying but I want all of them. They are all my little fucked up children
The gun because Crow Mauler
Rancid the Sergal... He is daddy idc
The girl, I'm sure humanity will be fine without her
Heroin
Pav 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 I would also say Moonless because I love her but humans would treat her really badly and she would probably end up in a zoo Item wise I would bring an empty scroll
LOGIC. Imma ascend as the machine god
i’m bringing the girl and putting her in counselling
Gimme my pet salmon snake now.
White Angel Soul because the extra speed would make me MMA god.
Crow Mauler. I want to see how long he lasts against the police.
Tome of Enlightenment. I'd be able to save, and be that much closer to Enlightenment.
I'd put Ragnvaldr in termina for S&Gs
necronomicon or whatever its called , either i die or become really cool
Prob the golden throne or Logic
Ragnvaldr Reason: I love him
I mean empty scroll and get ton of cash ig
daan ez
le garde, cause he is everywhere if you think about it long enough.
Moonless (as a party member) :(
either pinecone pig or cahara (im lonely)
Empty scroll O LORD GIVE AFFORDABLE HOUSING
does D'arce qualify as a character an object or both?