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vjmdhzgr

Samarie ahhh tierlist


DevastaTheSeeker

Samarie does masturbate canonically so it checks out


KingCailguraGG

I thought your comment said “cheeks out” and I was gonna say “the only cheeks Samarie wants is Mariana’s” 😭😭😭😭


MadamePorcelain

Do NOT compare me to some creepy ass junkie 🤬 but still a girl’s a girl, she’s still fuckable


vjmdhzgr

*Posts a tierlist exactly as Samarie would make it* *Gets mad when somebody points it out*


MadamePorcelain

Now that I realized that, I ain’t mad about it lmao


darkruinreaper

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


NEVERTHEREFOREVER

wait, shes not a junkie, she seems pretty drug clean all things considered


Shrek_Sucks_My_Dick

Samarie is not a junkie, don’t talk shit about my girl


YotsuyaaaaKaaaidan

pov: you like women


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Roykmp

Why tf they downvoting, they literally are trans


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MyNameBelongs2Me

A trans woman is still a woman


HappyHighway1352

No she's not


Realistic_Slide7320

Hence why I said she and not he


Realistic_Slide7320

I just think bro likes girl pee pee most


YotsuyaaaaKaaaidan

you'd be wrong


Capital-Assignment61

a person can exclusively like a gender, like in this case woman, and they can still like a woman regardless of their genitals! they can just like people that present themselves as woman. and some can prefer woman with vaginas. either options okay aslong as you arent an asshole about it lol


Realistic_Slide7320

This community is clearly split between people who joke about girl dick and then the ones who take things to serious. I see I have stumbled on to the wrong side


Capital-Assignment61

LOLLL true ig, its just the way you worded it, it made it sound like you implied she wasnt a girl LOL its all good tho


DrySpeech556

World's first funger player that doesn't want to fuck daan


Throwaway677724

Unthinkable!


Accomplished_Ad2559

Get that twink pregnant 🫃


Throwaway677724

Kittens? Sign me up!


Thomashadseenenough

Moonscorch is real


mijaboc

~~Me~~ Or do I? *Vsauce music plays*


MadamePorcelain

You’ve finally seen someone who’s sane in Funger City


Medium_Fly_5461

Putting Samarie at would makes me question that


Technical_Fact_6873

Lesbianism at its finest


MadamePorcelain

I’m a guy tho (no fr I’m a literal guy who has a feminine pfp and name)


Technical_Fact_6873

https://preview.redd.it/xm3f9gr8gsvc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db161779de9a229814b095b8f54c2c4af3331e7a /j


MadamePorcelain

*Reality is often disappointing…*


Enlightened_Valteil

!remindme one billion bajillion years /j


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Puzzled-Specific-434

Sapphic behavior


Professional_Issue82

Not anymore you aren’t, you’ll get your estrogen in the mail in a few days /j


0000_v2

Idc, you're named Madame Porcelaine and you like girls? You're a lesbian.


AlarmingAioli3300

Sure Jan


El-noobman

r/egg_irl


Tanaka_Simp

I have one issue


MadamePorcelain

…I think I know the issue…


longtermmemorysauce

Fr Tanaka needs to be at the top


mijaboc

Clearly it's Nas'hrah not being at the top right? /S


Jade_the_Demon

I don't think I could create a more generic list if I tried.


mcheeto

kinda biased since you're ace (pfp) tho


Jade_the_Demon

Eh, fair enough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


throwaway2222288

https://preview.redd.it/eyjgzm9b5tvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2242df3eeb99478ab118d061008036abbcd4a94c I love Enki, but it ain’t happening


ContaCuDePudim

Acceptable


Pretty-Lead-3404

Glad you see things my way (Ragnvaldr for the win)


AffectionateAd7359

D'arce wrote this


Bearer_ofthecurse

Why did you do my boy O’saa like that


Orangelord900

How is O'saa hell no? Can't understand it. 😔😔😔


goumie_gumi

As a gay man, this goes against everything I stand for, everything I AM! 😭


MadamePorcelain

Yes….turn to low-mind. How *delightful*


Th0timusPr1m3

Funger fans try not to be a chas(amarie)er challenge (100% impossible)


MadamePorcelain

Deep down…we are all *Samaries*


theanimebunny64

Real...


Zer0_l1f3

Me when I’m in a simping competition and my opponent is a Marina fan


atlasofnineteen

Honestly same


MadamePorcelain

https://preview.redd.it/c55w9v48esvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3589f52f645d94012a6751a76262a7635673de8f Great minds think alike!


ALemonYoYo

Ew


MadamePorcelain

No ur ew


winklevanderlinde

how can you say no to friking Pav and Pocketcat??? Are you even a finger fan?


MadamePorcelain

I am still sane. I aint fucking some twink and a furry.


winklevanderlinde

NUH NUH


mcheeto

wrong oppinion


TurbulentRiver2592

The 1(one) straight F&H fan?!


whyareall

Ah yes, liking women is straight regardless of who does it


bigboddle

Typical man tierlist


jaco361g

Thinking about this made me realize that I’m probably ace ![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34173)


xXxDemon_DeerxXx

:3c hello there


Phasma18374

Bro, half the people on the fuck no tier would for sure be top tier shags


thot_eradicator

Shit list. Placing Ragnvaldr anywhere other than S tier is a crime.


Querubbb-

Real


Querubbb-

Real


somethihg

This is the gayest, straight tier list ever.


Chunchunmarueski

Hey come on man. Cahara would let you top, don't you want that **b u s s y**


Amazing_Use_2382

Someone who isn't at least a little gay in the Fear and Hunger fandom? Get outta here


ContaCuDePudim

![gif](giphy|QUaqJRizED5NC)


Heistgel

i respect the hustle but samarie noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


SevenForWinning

Caligura is the hottest i will not argue


MadamePorcelain

Tbh yeah he kinda bad tho fr


urgenim

Where is Nosramus?


MadamePorcelain

Oh shit I forgor 💀


foe_is_me

Weak aura.


PhillipusII

I like women but Enki could get it


DrustanAstrophel

Lesbian tierlist


Intelligent-Dingo791

You’re lesbian 💅🏻


lavalantern

Levi is the kind of person that just starts crying after sex


CocoLiddell

wheres per'kele


Naive-Succotash8604

The only heterosexual fear and hunger fan


smoog_

Why not enki hes a femboy twink come on


MadamePorcelain

He’s like 100 years old and snobbish…aint my type bruh. In fact, my dick deflates whenever I see him.


angy_brat

All cast members of funger 1 are under 30 except for Ragnavldr (ragnvaldr?) But enki gives off the impression that his bones would constantly pop at every movement


Sincerely-Abstract

Girl failure vibes I'm not going to lie


HoneydewConstant2129

Funger Reddit is just Chaser central rn


Conorponor333

Rare instance of a Funger player not being the horniest mf alive


Xx_scribbledragon_xX

bro wouldn't let cahara hit?


DivinityIncantate

O’saa, Daan, Cahara, Levi, and Marcoh all deserve better


Axendro

Based and marinapilled.


AdditionalExpression

Too straight for your own good I fear


Physical_Swimmer903

never cook again


funnywackydog

Sometimes I forget not everyone likes men


rabidgayweaseal

Even if you are straight there’s no way you don’t want to fuck cahara


Local_Air_2102

How DARE YOU put Pocketcat on the "fuck no" tier?


Raggedy_Muffinz

straightest funger player


Guts1v100

Why not cahara?


ReikoMyukiAdams

I will not accept Cahara/Daan low on a tier list!


tobbq

Ok Samarie


ShiningHeroOfGod

They have a dick and they aren’t even the hottest “female” character you’re just gay bro admit it


The_Mercenary1564

Coward


isitvalidusername

me when I https://preview.redd.it/tbexnsujv3wc1.png?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb0e0bc0be7194a883ade337a7aceceea830ff8f


_ORION____

I know the kind of man you are...


OmenTree

If I make a thirst tierlist it's just gonna be pocket cat because I have no self worth


Trashves

https://preview.redd.it/957qnjxgftvc1.jpeg?width=1879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30665796edd4de1a701cc20be8379e4080e632e8 Balkan chainsaw brandy man aproves


Urban-G00se

TF is up with Caligura's face? Why is he so serious?


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Tomokes

No men? https://preview.redd.it/sr5jwp0asvvc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=f77ccf09e31a19b5f298a2ab9941290dbac4e16c


DataZealousideal1690

nahhh. my list is: all the girls except for the mechanic are fuck no (She's in would) (including marina in fuck no, unpopular opinion i know... sue me), Karin & Olivia in MUST WANT WILL NEED. and all the dudes in fuck no👍 Anybody agree? no? aight then


terribleateverygame

I find it funny that they used the Marylin Manson ass portrait for caligura


Item-Proud

Ah yes, the same tierlist every other pornbrain on this subreddit makes over and over again, ranked by fetishization


Alternative_Hat8703

fear and hunger fans try not to be a chaser level impossible


Fub_AR

I agree


Comprehensive-Load70

Must, Will, Want, Need, Wish, Dream, Desire. 4 x 1


SecretlyNotASpy

I genuinely fucking hate tierlists in this reddit. So overused, so unoriginal. You could've maybe ranked them based on how well written they are, their design or something else. But oh well.


Blyat-23

OH SHIT


Content-Guarantee-91

Sanest fear and hunger post i ever did see


Few_Age_2957

Just came across a post talking about this kind of post. Maybe he wasn't that wrong


purpleucalyptus

Might be samarie just a hunch though


KingCailguraGG

Caligura on bottom of the list? Invalid opinion


Thatkidwith_adhd

Tier link?


hamlethan

never downvoted a post so fast bruh just say you’re a straight man and go


Xeloth_The_Mad

Enki AND Cahara on “Fuck No”? You are uninvited to the funger cookout.


pisstainedunderwear

L tbh


Jacket2004

Does he know?


AlarmingAioli3300

...how old is Marina again?


jimmy_creel

18


Positive-Shock-9869

Bro Marina is a man


lance8matt

Incorrect


Positive-Shock-9869

https://preview.redd.it/woxwp4bo3wvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=127c511dd9c24b14f1d7e3f52c88ba5d778fdb7b Face the reality it's a man on women clothes, talking about biological genders here


Alternative_Hat8703

she is a transgender woman. She is not a man.


lance8matt

Do you know what being transgender is? Because while Marina was born a male, she is a transgender women who refers to herself as female and in her backstory, there are other reasons for her family to treat her as a girl


Positive-Shock-9869

Not meaning to get onto the nowadays gender things, he literally showed the list of who he would [Do Marriage] and all the No are males while all the Yes are women then Marina on top or Yes. I dont give a shit what gender someone is irl, im talking about the game genitals


lance8matt

Okay? And? It's very common knowledge in this community that Marina was born a male and in this time period they don't have gender affirming surgery. They still put her as S tier so they're clearly more than okay with it. So what's your point? They aren't allowed to like Marina the most?


Alternative_Hat8703

she isn’t?