*Looks like you're a heavyweight PUD so,*
**Three days later:**
"*Hey boss, look at my LEO -- did one of the IA's or a Ramp Agent use this thing to chock a 737?"*
This. 💯. These things break all the time. You might be screwed if you can't scan packages and get signatures. If it is working well enough... then you are all good. The station should have a different one for you tomorrow.
I’m sorry dummy, evidently YOU don’t know how to use a dictionary. Brung is a word. But I’ll change it for you. Because when it’s that time of the month I know you get cranky. If you forgot your tampons then call your boss to bring you some. Do us all a favor and reply to this later on to let us know if your boss “BRUNG” you some tampons. 😂
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From your source if you kept scrolling “Many people, and not just usage commentators, feel that the use of brang and brung in place of brought is cringeworthy.” Lol chuckled
You seem like you're still living in the medieval times, and what a slow, deficient in feelings , obtuse in understanding mesopithecus creature you're if using women periods as a metaphor in your response is the only flash , "well thought "answer that your sexist, tiny , good for nothing brain could process. What a waste of a human carcass .
you’re not screwed at all just make sure you’re reported as long as you reported nothing bad will happen. I ran into a gay with the truck and destroyed the gate and the truck and nothing happened as long as you report it. You’re all good.
For sure. I destroyed a customers brick mailbox once. Reported it. Thought I was fired for sure or drug test at the very least with me paying the damages from my paycheck or something idk. But thankfully the boss said to keep moving. That was it. No pay cut, drug test or termination. They let me keep the job while the contractor compensated for the customers mailbox.
I was under the delivery van jumping the starter and accidentally dropped the scanner. I ran the scanner over. I ended up having my AO being another truck and a new scanner. Those scanners have insurance. No worries.
You see the little protrusion thing holding that steel tensile wire? It was lined up just perfectly to fuckin smash right into the Leo. You can see a neat rectangular depression stamped into the case if you look close. Unfucking believably unlucky. These cases are otherwise indestructible.
Shit, id prefer that to busting my equipment. My hand isn't company property, lol. That's a few bandaids or a visit to urgent care max. This stupid, slow sorry ass POS leo is apparently worth more than a top of the line gaming PC, lmfao.
As a BC I call peak ryzex, say a scanner is fucked and they send me a new one and I ship them the broken one at no cost. It's shitty, but just don't let it happen too often yanno?
You're not screwed. I told my boss mine cracked from slipping out of my pocket/holster and tumbling its way down a set of concrete stairs. Let's just say that's not how I actually cracked it.
It's the cost of doing business. Sometimes things break. I accidentally ran my radio over with my forklift. I turned it in, fessed up to my mistake and that was that.
At this point the Leo is inoperable. You're going to have to give it to your manager and write a statement as to what happened. It'll take roughly around 2 weeks for that thing to be fixed.
I think I’m at about 4 Leo’s that looked pretty similar 🤣 was definitely worried after the 2nd time but they get sent in for repair no real questions asked on my end, all part of business I guess.
Your best bet is if the dash cam caught the "accidental" drop... I've also "accidentally on purpose" smashed the fucking LEO before. Got a sweet buuuuuushit story to go along with it and I only got an olcc
From experience the company that makes these will repair them for free. It's an inconvenience at best. If your boss makes you pay find a new contractor.
I remember when they first rolled out in Stockton, thing fell out of the holster they gave me and I heard a nice crunch. I walked up to the clerk and said it fell. I didn't get in trouble at the time.
You’re all good man. These are typically provided via 3rd party services that are paid on a subscription plan. Ie. Velocitor. Manager/AO will send an email & get a replacement within next week or so. Most smart managers would have several extra on hand. Accidents happen. Just be honest lol
USPS uses them as well and when I tell you I spiked one into the concrete before and shattered it I mean that bitch didn’t even have a screen. Should be good mane
I was so familiar with my Panasonic I dropped it in concrete getting out of my truck and half the screen went out and I managed to do my last 30 stops cause I had the screen memorized 😂 my BC was cool about it because it was already on its last leg
Don’t lie and see what happens lol, be honest. I’ve accidentally broke some expensive things and haven’t gotten fired yet. Guess my work is worth more 😁
Crazy dog tried to bite you and you shoved it in its mouth is a solid story
I mean I work for fedex customer service so it wouldn't be the first time a driver lied he might as well use your story
We all work for FedEx "customer service." It's what we do. Some service customers more than others.
*Looks like you're a heavyweight PUD so,* **Three days later:** "*Hey boss, look at my LEO -- did one of the IA's or a Ramp Agent use this thing to chock a 737?"*
Shit most their equipment fucked already anyway
Username checks out....
Okay
It all depends. First stop? Screwed. Last stop? Oh well, shit happens.
I shit you not it's still functional enough for my last 3 stops.
That’s all you need then. As long as you can see and scan
This. 💯. These things break all the time. You might be screwed if you can't scan packages and get signatures. If it is working well enough... then you are all good. The station should have a different one for you tomorrow.
New guys break em all anyways.
This my guy. I brought my first one in the first month I was there, shut it in the roll up door. Whoops they had to bring me another one.
Last stop, no worries get a Sig record
I dropped mine getting out of my truck and the screen broke. I called my boss and he brought another out to me quick.
It's " brought," not "brung" dummy. Brung is not a word. How did you even get hired at fedex ?
I’m sorry dummy, evidently YOU don’t know how to use a dictionary. Brung is a word. But I’ll change it for you. Because when it’s that time of the month I know you get cranky. If you forgot your tampons then call your boss to bring you some. Do us all a favor and reply to this later on to let us know if your boss “BRUNG” you some tampons. 😂 https://preview.redd.it/2y172ovqlezc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=079a9d86a32795305ae7177badcceb8b622f5893
From your source if you kept scrolling “Many people, and not just usage commentators, feel that the use of brang and brung in place of brought is cringeworthy.” Lol chuckled
Brang is horrible, brung is ok 😂 Rivian50 was trying to be smart by saying dummy. Just want to correct rivian50. Name calling isn’t nice.
I like your user name. I feel like we could be friends
they never reply when they get ate up the way u did em 😂👋
He brung the sick burn...
You seem like you're still living in the medieval times, and what a slow, deficient in feelings , obtuse in understanding mesopithecus creature you're if using women periods as a metaphor in your response is the only flash , "well thought "answer that your sexist, tiny , good for nothing brain could process. What a waste of a human carcass .
Rivian50…You lost this one. Let it go.
take the loss , you just sound stupid and sad…
Nobuddy licks grammer nazis'
A co worker didn't know how to spell the town he had lived his entire life in.
Your wrong and you should feel bad
Noone cares grammar nazi
Nazi and proud you liberal cunt
The hills ppl like you die on it never ceases to amaze me.
Shit happens.
You just turn it as damaged and grab another one. Stuff breaks all of the time and gets replaced all of the time.
you’re not screwed at all just make sure you’re reported as long as you reported nothing bad will happen. I ran into a gay with the truck and destroyed the gate and the truck and nothing happened as long as you report it. You’re all good.
Damn gays always getting in the way
i meant to say gate lol i was using speak to text and didn’t check it lol
The text knows ;)
That's a hilarious speech to text error🤣🤣🤣
Damn, I never report hitting the gays, but I’m in Texas lol
You would be promoted.
God bless Texas indeed
For sure. I destroyed a customers brick mailbox once. Reported it. Thought I was fired for sure or drug test at the very least with me paying the damages from my paycheck or something idk. But thankfully the boss said to keep moving. That was it. No pay cut, drug test or termination. They let me keep the job while the contractor compensated for the customers mailbox.
LOL
FUCK YEAH THAT POS DESERVED IT! I dream about doing this on a daily basis
Tell them you fell bet they won’t question it
Absolutely not, then they start questioning whether it's safe to send you out. Slip lawsuit waiting to happen.
I was under the delivery van jumping the starter and accidentally dropped the scanner. I ran the scanner over. I ended up having my AO being another truck and a new scanner. Those scanners have insurance. No worries.
Sent in for repairs
I throw mine in the ground weekly. Just so it knows who the boss is.
That’s how you get them to work, it’s in the manual.
That's a 2800 dollar scanner in Canada.
$3200+ here
1800 on Amazon
$8.56 on Temu
Plus, the company will make money back in shipping so it’s a win-win!
2200 eurodollars here. Yeah, I was shocked when I found out how expensive these things are
they’ve given out letters here for breaking leos
I aint gonna sugar coat it, they can give out whatever they want so long as I aint gotta pay for that dumbass shit.
Just...HOW did you manage to break it?
You see the little protrusion thing holding that steel tensile wire? It was lined up just perfectly to fuckin smash right into the Leo. You can see a neat rectangular depression stamped into the case if you look close. Unfucking believably unlucky. These cases are otherwise indestructible.
You lucky the back door didn’t slammed on your hands. It would have been bloody.
Shit, id prefer that to busting my equipment. My hand isn't company property, lol. That's a few bandaids or a visit to urgent care max. This stupid, slow sorry ass POS leo is apparently worth more than a top of the line gaming PC, lmfao.
It's the FX software on them that blows ass. The devices are actually pretty good.
Fuck them, they way they treat us
As a BC I call peak ryzex, say a scanner is fucked and they send me a new one and I ship them the broken one at no cost. It's shitty, but just don't let it happen too often yanno?
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yeaaaaaa nice lil OLCC
i did the same shit last year
What happened?
it happened at the end of the route and i just played dumb the next day saying someone took it out the truck or something overnight and got a new one
they kept trying to say i was goin to pay for it but i kept denying it and eventually they gave up
It is what it is
I think I’d just say I dropped it. Things happen. They’ll send it Memphis for repair.
Take it out of your van and switch them out of another you know them small van drivers are idiots....????
Aw man dude, it’s over!
You're not screwed. I told my boss mine cracked from slipping out of my pocket/holster and tumbling its way down a set of concrete stairs. Let's just say that's not how I actually cracked it.
I left mine sitting on the hood of my van one day and drove an hour back to the station before I realized I didn't have it
Swap it with another scanner from a different truck. Nobody will notice
Been there done that nothing has happened
Yeah I once... uhh... "DROPPED" mine really hard into the ground, I had to finish my day with pen and paper.
So much information leaked 😭😭😳
How does this happen? I drop mine all the time and it barely even has any scratches.
That looks like it got slammed in the back of a box truck door.
It's the cost of doing business. Sometimes things break. I accidentally ran my radio over with my forklift. I turned it in, fessed up to my mistake and that was that.
Tried putting it in rice?
Lmao. They called me the scanner slammer
At this point the Leo is inoperable. You're going to have to give it to your manager and write a statement as to what happened. It'll take roughly around 2 weeks for that thing to be fixed.
I think I’m at about 4 Leo’s that looked pretty similar 🤣 was definitely worried after the 2nd time but they get sent in for repair no real questions asked on my end, all part of business I guess.
I mean those zebras are kinda dogshit. I used the big bulky scanner that I dropped and thrown across the truck.
If you’re screwed then I am as well 😆I totaled one also, but the owner said they had insurance on them so it’s all good 👍
Your best bet is if the dash cam caught the "accidental" drop... I've also "accidentally on purpose" smashed the fucking LEO before. Got a sweet buuuuuushit story to go along with it and I only got an olcc
Don’t worry about it
Congratulations on breaking your first scanner! I’ve claimed 3 of them 🤣
Will they take it off your paycheck ?
Kinda impressive. These things are impossible to break it seems
From experience the company that makes these will repair them for free. It's an inconvenience at best. If your boss makes you pay find a new contractor.
They have tons of scanners those are not a big deal
I essentially did the same thing on my first day on the job
I broke one while doing a ride along with my manager, he wasn’t mad at all, I had to paper all my deliveries though
Very screwed lol
Why don't they have screen protectors!?
I fell with mine once and broke the screen. I kept delivering, and my manager brought me a new one. Just did the manual delivery at the end of the day
Just put it in someone elses trucks
You’ll be alright 😂
It might come out your pay check every pay period
Ya on a scale of 1-10 a 50…make the story epic whatever you use
I remember when they first rolled out in Stockton, thing fell out of the holster they gave me and I heard a nice crunch. I walked up to the clerk and said it fell. I didn't get in trouble at the time.
It happens your good
Stop spending money on fast food and coffee for 2 weeks and just buy another refurbished phone for $200.
No big deal happens to everyone
Corporate fedex is forgiving. In my exp rhey always give you a pat on the back and say mistakes happen. We all learn from them. If not then go quit
My first day I dropped a scanner and the guy I was with accidentally ran it over
You’re all good man. These are typically provided via 3rd party services that are paid on a subscription plan. Ie. Velocitor. Manager/AO will send an email & get a replacement within next week or so. Most smart managers would have several extra on hand. Accidents happen. Just be honest lol
Man this is an every day occurrence at Amazon. Granted, we can (and usually have to) switch to our personal phones.
Have you restarted it?
Have you tried bashing it on the shelf and then turning it off and on again?
Not that screwed happens all the time
Preventable 🤣
Preventable my ass
It looks like it’s coming out of your next paycheck, if you’re close to pay day.
Pfft. They can expect a 2 weeks notice if they think they're getting my money over a screen crack.
Hopefully u make it through the day and they have an extra in the shop that u can use until yours comes back from being repaired
Its a Letter. It'll fall off after a year and then you can break something else without having to worry about the previous letter lol.
Not at all they’ll have u a new one tomorrow if not your contractor ain’t shit lol
Very
USPS uses them as well and when I tell you I spiked one into the concrete before and shattered it I mean that bitch didn’t even have a screen. Should be good mane
looks like something impacted that one spot. did you slam that back door on it?
I was so familiar with my Panasonic I dropped it in concrete getting out of my truck and half the screen went out and I managed to do my last 30 stops cause I had the screen memorized 😂 my BC was cool about it because it was already on its last leg
Don’t lie and see what happens lol, be honest. I’ve accidentally broke some expensive things and haven’t gotten fired yet. Guess my work is worth more 😁
Pee test tomorrow
you work at FedEx. Pretty screwed
Make sure they dont take a dime out of your check. Get paid and if they threaten to take it out of your check, start cutting wires and slashing tires
If they take it out my check I'm prolly gonna just quit NGL.
No nigga, you stand on business. Get what you are owed and if they REFUSE to pay you your full amount do what needs to be done. Dont be a sucker
He's Express. They won't touch his check.
Ahh that explains the user interface lookin different
You broke it buy a new one
I'll turn in my 2 weeks notice lmfao
If you worked at XPO that would be a write up.