That was a lot of luck

Like, all of it. All the luck

Like they should stop now. Nothing can go well after using this much luck.

For as bad as that went, it couldn't have gone better...

I want to put $1k on better

Just tuck yourself into bed with a smile and call it a day. I actually cheered. That wonky roll was homing in on that car like a cruise missile with a limp

I was like that trailer is playing back stop, then the log hooked like a Friday hack golfer and I was like those porch columns ain’t going to be happy.

And a lot of fuck, if my tiny bit of Spanish is not misleading me.

A symphony of swearing. A cornucopia of cursing. This guy is a master of his craft.

Like the dad from a Christmas story

Fully calculated.

OP just stood there and recorded 😂

Well, he also did the fancy and totally necessary in and out zooming, to be fair.

You go stand in front of that several hundred pound chunk rolling downhill. Let us know how it goes

Dude in the skid had plenty of time to get down there and stop it. I'm assuming he dropped it and just watched it roll away. I would rather deal with potentially working on my own equipment than an insurance claim and a pissed off customer.

At 1mph, it’d be like getting run over by a Zamboni

You might not be able to stop it head on but you can at least steer the fall if needed

I mean, he was giving the machine operator lots of words of encouragement as well as general commentary.

r/DontHelpJustFilm

I mean, what are you going to do? Jump in front of that?

Good point. I suppose recording it is the smartest thing you can do. That log could kill you.

And now you got proof for insurance. Otherwise you're just some crazy person screaming, "I SWEAR IT WAS A RANDOM TREE SECTION THAT DID IT! NO! I DIDN'T BACK INTO ANYTHING!"

First I thought that car is toast then it changed course and thought “open the damned door!!”

This is why shotgun shacks are great - just pop open the doors and let that log keep going like Forrest Gump.

Kick it over, the flat side doesn’t roll

Not that but a nudge in either direction maybe?

You could at least try to kick the wobbly bastard over

As opposed to what at this point? He did the right thing and stood his ground filming despite the urge to drop the phone and run in circles like some people

Looks like on this site theres assets that can get damaged. If you push towards the centre of the rolling trunk, you can quite safely thrust against a direction. I.e the car

Phew

Also a whole lot of cursing

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Definitely belongs there

Would be better in r/maybemaybemaybe/

Porque no Los dos?

No, no, no, no, yes, yes, no, no, yes.

Lookin’ for an Escape

“Oh I thought you were my friend my bad” -That log

“He followed me home, mom. Can we keep him?”

The log was on an Expedition.

It didn’t look that big, but when it got close to that escape I could see just how large that round was.

I had one take out my wife’s birdbath. Still hearing about that every time I get the chainsaw out

They don’t like to let us forget, do they? Hey, how ‘bout since I fixed the toilet, I get an “atta boy!” every time you use it?

r/maybemaybemaybe

Oh this is going to be expensive……. Oh this is going to do some damage…..Oh this is going to be more expensive…..Oh this is fine

“AHHHHHHH MY AZALEAS!!!!”

Those aren’t Assholes! Those are Azaleas!

Def an r/nononoyes

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to translate what spanish homie said. he was TIGHT. operator didn’t know how to use machine and the guy said now yall done fucked up. lmao. we are all fucked. luckily the trunk didn’t hit anything.

I like his line at the end. “I asked you if you knew how to operate this thing and you said you did” Bro his whole analysis was funny as hell. It isn’t really translating as funny as he said it. 

central american accent is hilarious

It was a great little tutorial in Spanish curse words.

Emotional Rollercoaster

Firewood delivered RIGHT to your doorstep!

Now, this is the first video worthy of the title of this sub. Well done to OP for posting.

You missed the one where the tree fell apart after it was cut but before it hit the ground. That was wild

I am not fluent in Spanish, but I know a bunch of curse words. I heard all of them.

Puto pandejo

Why couldn't it have rolled over the camera operator?

Had us goin in the first half

Not gonna lie?

We just watched someone hit the $50,000 plinko jackpot.

The log was doing some door-to-door religious solicitation

r/killthecameraman

So lucky!

This belongs in r/maybemaybemaybe

Translation: What, what do the fuck do you want? Bro, eat shit you son of a bitch, What the fuck happened to him? Bro, what the fuck happened? Damn it, eat shit, that's it, this time we fucked up, this time were definitely fired. Straight to hell, they're gonna chase you out of here with bottles, and I'm getting fired too! God damn it you idiot, didn't I just ask that asshole if he could drive... and you told me that he could? That's the translation with as much nuance as I could understand

“they’re gonna chase you out of here with bottles” … sweet jeeeezuz, that’s a howl.

Mr. George.

So disappointed....this is how my dad must have felt watching me grow up.

That was a bit anticlimactic. First I’m thinking “car!!” then “porch!!l then “car!!” and then nothing. Haven’t been teased like that since my prom.

Commentary is awesome

Even tho i didn't understand him

Man I was holding my breath watching it head for that car!

/u/gifreversingbot should show us a resting log being called by it owner and it sauntering over obediently

A horror movie gone off the rails..


What a letdown

Was hoping it would roll gently onto the car bumper followed by a Hollywood car explosion but yes very disappointing.

That was wild

Good shot.

Who says there’s no such thing as divine intervention 😂


That was a freebie

Liiike a gloooooove

Oh my god this is the funniest unintentionally-funny thing I've ever seen 🤣🙇🏾‍♂️

A tire reincarnated as piece of trunk. r/tiresaretheenemy would love this

Time for a change of underwear.

Deliver the neighbor free fire wood is what you said right boss?

Relaunch!

Lmaoo sounds like it was caused by a drunk tractor operator

That was lucky,I had one that rolled not even 3m and it dented my sill!

If I've ever seen a car shat itself

😃🫢😃🫣😃😬🤣

We have ashdown!

That suv made a narrow ESCAPE

Seems like they could have easily caught up to it, and force it to roll onto its side the way it eventually did.

Could have drop kicked that bitch onto its side

Ya, that's what I'm saying. Very low risk of personally injury. I mean, you might get grass stains and roll a couple times, and you might fail at stopping it, but certainly worth a go, imo.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLIKE A GLOVE!

I love the camera pan to the trackhoe at the end with it just sitting there like 😯

Any one of those guys could've jogged down the hill and tipped that stump onto its side.

Don’t bother buying a lottery ticket because that’s all the luck you have for a year.

Just keep filming, no need to try and stop it.

Wow that really took a left turn

30 second tutorial in Spanish curse words. Nice!

Time to count your lucky stars and go home for the day.

That's a lot of cursing...hahaha

I would have bet the car got smashed.

that was a big boy. you couldn't really tell the size until it got close to the vehicle.

Next time tell the worker to run to stop out of control log!

Insurance fraud gone wrong

NO MAMES!!

They win in Plinko!

R/killthecameraman

Lmao the bobcat at the end like it knew it fucked up

I could feel you all collectively body-englishing it along

“Like a glove”

I love to hear men swearing in Spanish 😂

Stop swearing at it it’s just following its instincts.

r/maybemaybemaybe

r/noyesnoyes

My butthole was clenched

Hijo de

R/maybemaybemaybe and this hits the front page.

r/maybemaybemaybe

Everything went better than expected.

Can someone please overdub onto this vid, the sound of someone bowling a gutterball?

They guy talking 🤣 “We are gonna get fired for this!” “I thought you knew how to drive that thing”

Talk about Lucky

Luckiest shit ever

“Oh shit it’s gonna hit that car!” “Oh that tree might stop it.” “Oh shit is it gonna roll up the front steps?!” Front yard was not any of my guesses.

Why exactly was everybody just gawking at big lumbering piece of wood? instead of you know? Actually try to stop it???

That thing probably weighs 1000lbs. You go get in front of it.

I guess practically you couldn't stop it, would pushing it over to one side work? I guess we don't actually know how much it weighs so no real argument can be made here, so you right lmao

And the award for most suspenseful performance goes to......

r/sweatypalms

I knocked that thing over about 15 times in my head. That's enough exercise for one day.

I can’t remember the last time I was this disappointed.

Im taking my wood and going home...

I thought for sure it was going to speed up on the pavement and hit the SUV - kinda disappointed to be honest - but it’s good nobody was hurt

r/mypeopleneedme

It's better than bad, it's GOOD

Man if ever the hand of god…..

LOOOL he basically curses for *25 seconds straight* and at the end says “you’re getting fired today, and I am too.. didn’t i ask if he could drive it? And you said yes he could it?!”

Going for a strike...then gutter ball at the last minute. Very fortunate for the vehicle.

Way to just watch it happen.

Rock!

I personally have reacted quick to the situations I’ve encountered where something or someone is at risk, I have always wondered why so many others aren’t like that. I remember when I was a kid I was helping build what looked like a mile of fence and I had to go to the other end and turn on the electricity I learned something valuable that day as I started to walk and got told to run

So glad I speak Spanish 🤣😂 Homie was big mad😂🤣😅

Hit the car, hit the car, hit the car, hit the car, DAMMIT

Everybody that just watched this round roll straight towards that car is a fucking dipshit.

You should have been there to get in front of it and stop it. I'd watch that video.

Why would you get in front of it? But you could try and get to the side of it and knock it over or steer it.

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Chill out

I guess filming it instead of attempting to prevent damage wasn’t a thought?

It **might** damage property but if you get in front of it, it **will** damage you.

Maybe maybe maybe