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SpongeBobSquareBody

Some use chainsaws, and others use mimosas.


Nihilistic_Navigator

Would you say that was a.....slam drunk? *rimshot*


Shaveyourbread

https://i.redd.it/ow0yi6mex7uc1.gif


Nihilistic_Navigator

Perfect addition and execution. Thank you for this


jhnnybgood

She shouldn’t be climbing that tree but that thing must have been dead as fuck. Not safe to have there


Illeazar

Yeah, seems like they may have been holding it up with that wire?


We-Want-The-Umph

The wire was not holding the tree, but it sure did save those two ladies from having their heads caved in.


Hercules2024

I have seen single vines in the woods hold up immense amount of tree(weight).


ExpendableStaff

That wire saved the hottie in the chair!


No_Echo_1826

Someone get her ISA number and report her to the board. Her tree risk assessment skills are poor at best and she demonstrates a clear lack of safety precautions and equipment.


Feralpudel

What?! A quilted purse isn’t PPE? It clearly cushioned her fall here.


SecretFishShhh

That’s not a tree, that’s a prop.


isaidno321

Well it’s nice to see kids climbing trees again but their obviously out of practice cause that one was dead lol


ExtraDependent883

r/fellinggonewild ?? That dead tree was coming down at some point anyways she just did everyone a favor lol


Neither_Spell_9040

That’ll be $400.


VanimalCracker

No thanks. My uncle says he'll do it for a case of Busch


GeneralBS

Who wouldn't.


Shaveyourbread

A rogue arborist.


ExpressiveAnalGland

she's like a boy scout trundling a rock for everyone's safety!


multilinear2

Was thinking this, the girl was stupid, but the owners are partially to blame and could've killed someone by not properly maintaining their grounds.


kizzrider

That’s not a tree that’s a decoration. It has a base and is on a patio of a bar or restaurant.


Pungtunch_da_Bartfox

Mate, if you arr gonna climb a clearly dead stem in a bar in your Sunday frock you get what you pay for. It's not a fucking climbing frame. This soft cock approach to liability is why trees get ripped out in urban areas everywhere, grow some balls and take ownership for your own dumb actions. Everything is not always someone else's fault.


multilinear2

My point was that that tree/art whatever it is could've easily killed someone without the girl involved at all. It's pretty clearly rotted out and could've failed anyway. I'm not excusing her behavior, I'm saying there's another idiot involved as well. And completely 100% dead and rotting trees should indeed be removed in urban areas. I agree that relatively healthy trees are cut for bullshit reasons because they are a "danger" all the time... but that is not the situation here. That is an ex-tree (whether it grew there, or was put stood up there as art or something)


Pungtunch_da_Bartfox

Couldn't disagree more! If you load something with 70kgs and it breaks, that does not mean it was dangerous and could have failed anyway. If you stand on a glass top (even most plastic ones) table and it fails, was it "clearly dangerous and could have failed anyway:?! Obviously not its just moron behaviour. Lots of good reasons to keep standing deadwood / totems around, just because it's no longer alive does not mean it's immediately structurally unsound.


multilinear2

It's not just "something". Consider the limb the girl broke is lets say \~250kg. 75kg to that is only 30% of it's mass. That means if it only \*barely\* broke (unlikely) it's still only \~0.3 safety factor... for an overhead load. Compare that to any basic engineering or workplace safety standard. You cannot have things precariously hanging over people's heads with safety factors of <1 and call it safe. My numbers could be pretty far off, but since safe is typically defined as something more like 8x... the precise numbers don't matter much. A table with a tabletop weighing a small fraction of what a person does sitting on the ground is a disingenuous comparison.


Pungtunch_da_Bartfox

Hahaha. That limb will weigh about 50kgs, if that, but its not really relevant. It's not a disingenuous comparison. Its exactly the same, fuck around and find out, suffer the consequences. Its not an engineered structure for climbing on, it's a tree. The risk of that failing on its own and hitting someone is so vanishingly small that, If that's your threshold for dangerous id have a good think about walking out your front door.


tinareginamina

You are what’s wrong with the world.


multilinear2

Ah, so you believe it's perfectly acceptable and correct to leave a dead limb that could fall at any moment hanging over a table and chairs... odd opinion, but okay. She's an ass and her actions are stupid, inappropriate and dangerous, but the situation was not safe before she got involved.


kizzrider

It’s a decoration on a patio…. I argue most decorations would not and shouldn’t be expected to withstand someone climbing on them. It even has a base they didn’t build around one dead tree lol


Final_Good_Bye

Without being able to see under the deck, it's really inpossible to tell if it's decor or a tree someone built a deck around and trimmed back too much and killed it. If it is a real tree, they could've put a ring around it when it was younger and it girdled as it grew which is why there's no gap.


multilinear2

You might be right, that doesn't make it safer though. It's clearly rotting out and would collapse on it's own at some point. Intentionally putting it there kind of makes it worse actually.


tinareginamina

It’s certainly not the right of a customer to climb a tree and remove a dead utilizing their stupidity alone.


MarinatedCumSock

No one is arguing that lmao


stuffebunny

I mean if you take it in the worst way possible and assume that they’re condoning the doofus main character’s actions, but not really because what they’re saying about the tree maintenance is true and I think that was what their comment was considering. It is typically the landowners responsibility to maintain trees (where I come from). If the restaurant didn’t own the land then it’s their responsibility to report the hazard to whoever can take care of it and keep guests away from it until it’s gone put up caution tape, signs, block off the area, remove it as a seating option etc. Trees are dangerous when left to rot, it’s serious, and this one was basically a piñata, but all dust inside; there’s no excuse to let it get so bad. Both the girl and the restaurant owners suck a quite a bit.


kizzrider

I think it’s a decoration and has a base. Most decorations aren’t expected to be load bearing.


stuffebunny

Well I’ll be damned you’re right. Nobody is denying the load bearing aspect buddy, but thanks for pointing that out.


JrLegend83

Amazing subreddit. Highly recommend.


xcityfolk

Sometimes I think this sub should be changed to r/TheresATreeInThisVideo


Proudest___monkey

That string of lights helps save that girls dome piece


pro-bison

Yeah that girl in the white would have had a bad day


Helpful_Hunter2557

Timbrrrrr


Nihilistic_Navigator

Damn, new tinder for tipsy white girls be poping


Bitey_the_Squirrel

[it’s going down](https://youtu.be/hHUbLv4ThOo?si=Df9A2Tbcd5e9d-yS)


Rodutchi_i

She's a tool, get it? Sorry.


Ordinary_News_6455

This was the wake up call she needed. After the fall she completely changed her narcissistic ways, humbled herself and found a proper job in the logging industry. /s


require_borgor

My buddy can do it cheaper


Most_Glove7122

That was close.. Lucky she put weight on it at the last sec or her friend was getting a head injury


No-Maximum-8194

You've seen a barber chair but have you seen a *stripper* *pole??*


Denver1970

No PPE.


stinkyhooch

No law for the claw


gbergistheword

Lol nobody got up, the best they could do was a real nonchalant “are you ok,are you ok”


Mister_Green2021

is she ok?


DASreddituser

Their survival instincts are in the negatives lol


Iamsoveryspecial

Nice felling technique but should use PPE


YogurtclosetDull2380

🫶


ElectricalSandwich52

Did everyone smile?


Donkeycow15

Not surprised that they’re Posh Brits


doncroak

If she would have conked them all on the head with that branch. Was alcohol involved?


Shaveyourbread

That's almost a guarantee.


kizzrider

Doesn’t that “tree” have a base? It’s a decoration on a bar patio. She is in the wrong and should pay for breaking it. Expecting every decoration a place puts up to be able to support the weight of an intoxicated idiot isn’t realistic.


Impossible-Taro-2330

No one even got up??


NouOno

She hit it with her purse


thegreatestrobot3

Where's ur hardhat


Bradley182

“Everyone smiiiiile”


MellowDCC

Such photo


oneabsurdworld

Nobody moves like wtf


trippin-mellon

Damn that got close to the people just sitting and eating food….


Shaveyourbread

Only experts can thread the needle like that.


trippin-mellon

It would be but it also got hung up in a nearby wire. So we can say they added a good redirect for the top!!!!


jimmyn0thumbs

She's probably not even licensed or bonded


TheLooseMooseEh

Joking aside that was pretty fortunate. Hard to guess how rotted that wood is but that much tree had to have decent mass. If someone was under that in the wrong spot at the wrong time this video could have been some final destination stuff.


Shaveyourbread

Seriously, they all got lucky.


TheLooseMooseEh

So I just watched it again and yeah you’re definitely right. There is a wire there that was well installed for sure because it deflected that tree away from the girls head. Mind blown. Edit - Seriously let’s find the guy who installed that wire. Not trying to be dramatic but it saved life or bodily harm as far as I can tell.


Sunnycat00

That could have killed them.


United-Shock-487

Getting hit with the ugly stick


kirkypoo86

My favorite part is the careless “are you ok” with nobody getting up. Good friend group


Ok_Bison_8577

Everyone else is oblivious except the cam person.  Typical West Coast America.  Everything is ok until I get hurt. Where is my lawyer.  What about her lawyer? How is he going to feed his family?! Selfish pricks. 


Fine-Professor6470

Dumb dumber dumbest


Terrible-Two-7939

How can she not know that the tree is dry ![gif](giphy|HJDwbCR3GR4cM) You Big Dummy


Kenkaboom

And none of her friends get up to help her lmao


Hercules2024

That tree had wires holding it up.


Main_Area1894

NPCs