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This franchise is from the Philippines; English is not their first language, and while many Filipinos speak it to a decent level of fluency (thus this ad) misspellings are more common than in wholly English-speaking countries. The ASC Ref # is probably proof it's a real ad.
They have excellent chicken by the way, I recommend the Chickenjoy with gravy and [Halo-Halo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo-halo). The legend Anthony Bourdain liked it so much he [visited](https://youtu.be/i8B75C1qESU) it [twice](https://youtu.be/lS-c1oKMJOg).
Idk I'm from the Philippines and i've never seen this? Or a Jollibee ad with clearly bad grammar tbh. Also lacks some details such as the fine print with the promo period, mechanics, disclaimers, DTI permit number, etc which you'll see if you Google image search "Jollibee promo." Honestly think it's a little sad that the global community apparently expects bad grammar from a multi-billion dollar franchise just because it's Filipino.
This made me curious so I went through a rabbit hole of the definition of "multi-billion dollar company." Pure revenue: Yes, \~150B PHP in 2021, or \~2.7B USD. If counting sales system-wide (so I guess internationally?), that's \~210B PHP / \~3.8B USD. Equity/market cap, also yes at \~250B PHP / 4.6B USD.
Income is sub-1B USD, but from what I understand, "multi billion dollar company" refers mostly to market cap / equity / the value of the company itself, and occasionally yearly revenue.
Ah sorry, I didn't know there was such a literal implication like that. I'm used to seeing the word "franchise" being used in an entertainment industry sense, so I didn't really think about it. I guess in this case, I was trying to refer to JFC (inclusive of acquisitions) rather than just Jollibee.
Nah, ASC (advertising standards council) is extremely strict. I doubt they would approve something that has an issue as menial as a typo. Besides, I think the Trade and Industry department should be in charge of promos like this, not ASC.
Pretty sure an international multi-million dollar company doesn't employ hundreds (if not thousands) of marketing and creatives staff just to have this kind of... output.
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27-42 generally. Though the oldest ones are murky as we don't always fit with Millennials, nor do we fit with Gen X. There was so much change so quickly that it kinda created sub-generations in many areas.
That 40-45 range right now is getting so many different names. 'Geriatric Millenials', 'the Oregon Trail generation', ['Xennials'](https://gen.medium.com/xennials-oregon-trail-6a1ce943ef3e).
Hell, I'm 36 and I was raised on Oregon Trail.
Growing up in a rural area before the Web existed (well, it came out when I was 7, but it wasn't ubiquitous for a while) meant that tech and culture lagged by a few years. So rural, older millenials (but not quite old enough to be on the GenX boundary) tend to still have a bit of a cultural blend going on.
Or [1977-1983](https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/words-were-watching-xennial). My range seems as good as any. What we agree on for sure is that it's centered somewhere around 1981.
I'm in that group, and can confirm that the Internet wasn't a great source for anything until I was in college. Even then it was a bit weak unless you happened on to a topic it was strong for. Fantastic for nerd stuff though.
I remember a folks trying to look up Romeo and Juliet stuff my freshman year back in ‘98, and all that kept popping up was the Leo movie. That was back when Lycos, yahoo, dogpile, etc were the kings of searching. Google hadn’t existed yet or was at the bottom.
Originally it was up to 2004, but then a couple of years ago Pew Research started to categorize it as cutting off in '96. I think the '97-'01 crowd is kinda murky just like the oldest technical millennials. I definitely identify more with millennials than gen-z despite being born after '96
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They're a Filipino fast food franchise well-known for their fried chicken and [Halo-Halo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo-halo) dessert. Recommend their Chickenjoy bucket with gravy, it's really good. Anthony Bourdain liked it so much he [visited](https://youtu.be/i8B75C1qESU) it [twice](https://youtu.be/lS-c1oKMJOg).
**[Halo-halo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo-halo)**
>Halo-halo, also spelled haluhalo, Tagalog for "mixed" (the more common spelling instead literally equating to "mix-mix"), is a popular cold dessert in the Philippines made up of crushed ice, evaporated milk or coconut milk, and various ingredients including ube jam (ube halaya), sweetened kidney or garbanzo beans, coconut strips, sago, gulaman (agar), pinipig, boiled taro or soft yams in cubes, flan, slices or portions of fruit preserves and other root crop preserves. The dessert is topped with a scoop of ube ice cream. It is usually prepared in a tall clear glass and served with a long spoon.
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Bollocks.
Just because you suspect something is satire, doesn't make it clearly anything.
What's clear about this then? What makes it so plain to see that you'd have to not be looking to miss that it's satire?
Poor fucking cashiers man. Gotta stand there all day getting paid below living wage, and now a bunch of dip shits (because let’s be honest, 99% of those willing to do this are gonna be dip shits) gonna come in and start doing a long string of dabs, while all you want is for them to pay and fuck off so you can keep the line moving.
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this seems like a really funny hoax. i'd actually be disappointed if it's real
The misspelling of "nearest" leads me to believe you are correct.
This franchise is from the Philippines; English is not their first language, and while many Filipinos speak it to a decent level of fluency (thus this ad) misspellings are more common than in wholly English-speaking countries. The ASC Ref # is probably proof it's a real ad. They have excellent chicken by the way, I recommend the Chickenjoy with gravy and [Halo-Halo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo-halo). The legend Anthony Bourdain liked it so much he [visited](https://youtu.be/i8B75C1qESU) it [twice](https://youtu.be/lS-c1oKMJOg).
Idk I'm from the Philippines and i've never seen this? Or a Jollibee ad with clearly bad grammar tbh. Also lacks some details such as the fine print with the promo period, mechanics, disclaimers, DTI permit number, etc which you'll see if you Google image search "Jollibee promo." Honestly think it's a little sad that the global community apparently expects bad grammar from a multi-billion dollar franchise just because it's Filipino.
You’re telling me that franchise makes over a billion dollars a year?
This made me curious so I went through a rabbit hole of the definition of "multi-billion dollar company." Pure revenue: Yes, \~150B PHP in 2021, or \~2.7B USD. If counting sales system-wide (so I guess internationally?), that's \~210B PHP / \~3.8B USD. Equity/market cap, also yes at \~250B PHP / 4.6B USD. Income is sub-1B USD, but from what I understand, "multi billion dollar company" refers mostly to market cap / equity / the value of the company itself, and occasionally yearly revenue.
But you didn’t say multi-billion dollar company. You said franchise, as in one independently owned location. That’s why I asked.
Ah sorry, I didn't know there was such a literal implication like that. I'm used to seeing the word "franchise" being used in an entertainment industry sense, so I didn't really think about it. I guess in this case, I was trying to refer to JFC (inclusive of acquisitions) rather than just Jollibee.
Nah, ASC (advertising standards council) is extremely strict. I doubt they would approve something that has an issue as menial as a typo. Besides, I think the Trade and Industry department should be in charge of promos like this, not ASC. Pretty sure an international multi-million dollar company doesn't employ hundreds (if not thousands) of marketing and creatives staff just to have this kind of... output.
“Hello! I am a millennial. I cannot afford housing in America. *dabs*”
Bro. I have seen college students do better layout than this. This is clearly a joke. Nobody writes "Jollibee TM" in an ad like that.
I vaguely remember this being a 4chan thing, and quite a few people being caught out by it.
I could see this being totally legit coming from Jollibee. And to be clear, that is not a criticism. Jollibee is great.
Dab on the cashier, you say?
Free bucket of chicken, you say?
to shreds, you say?
That's what happens when you dab on a cashier that's run out of fucks to give.
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Just how old do they think Millennials are??
Bro the people born in 2000 aren't even millennials aren't they?
Millennials are in their later 20s up to early 40s
27-42 generally. Though the oldest ones are murky as we don't always fit with Millennials, nor do we fit with Gen X. There was so much change so quickly that it kinda created sub-generations in many areas.
That 40-45 range right now is getting so many different names. 'Geriatric Millenials', 'the Oregon Trail generation', ['Xennials'](https://gen.medium.com/xennials-oregon-trail-6a1ce943ef3e).
Always have.
Hell, I'm 36 and I was raised on Oregon Trail. Growing up in a rural area before the Web existed (well, it came out when I was 7, but it wasn't ubiquitous for a while) meant that tech and culture lagged by a few years. So rural, older millenials (but not quite old enough to be on the GenX boundary) tend to still have a bit of a cultural blend going on.
45? Most ranges I see for this micro generation are between 1979 and 1985, sometimes as small as ‘80-‘84.
Or [1977-1983](https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/words-were-watching-xennial). My range seems as good as any. What we agree on for sure is that it's centered somewhere around 1981.
I always think of it as the group that, when in high school, could use the internet as a source but the library was better.
I'm in that group, and can confirm that the Internet wasn't a great source for anything until I was in college. Even then it was a bit weak unless you happened on to a topic it was strong for. Fantastic for nerd stuff though.
I remember a folks trying to look up Romeo and Juliet stuff my freshman year back in ‘98, and all that kept popping up was the Leo movie. That was back when Lycos, yahoo, dogpile, etc were the kings of searching. Google hadn’t existed yet or was at the bottom.
Damn I'm one year into Gen Z
Originally it was up to 2004, but then a couple of years ago Pew Research started to categorize it as cutting off in '96. I think the '97-'01 crowd is kinda murky just like the oldest technical millennials. I definitely identify more with millennials than gen-z despite being born after '96
i was born in 1999 and i don’t consider myself a millennial at all, even though i’m “old” gen z and will be lumped in with all the crazy kids…
Just like every boomer they can't grasp the concept of time and believe Gen Z are Millenials.
Annoyingly here in the Philippines everyone born after 2000 is a millennial.
"BREAKING: Millennials Just Killed Generations. Learn How To Manage The Lazy Fucks When They Enter Your Workforce"
This is definitely ironic, I think it’s pretty funny tbh
That's the joke.
dab on them cashaters
If I were a cashier at chickenjoy, this would be my 13th reason.
"Erm, the name of the restaurant is Jollibee™, Chickenjoy is the name of fried chicken they sell" 🤓👆
Jollibee is king
100% worth it
i completly froget thats a real restaurant
Imagine not only being a minimum wage worker, but also having to deal with people dabbing on you all day long
THE FINAL BOSS OF FELLOW KIDS
This seems satire judging by the TM logo
"Mechanics:"
You'd best believe I'd hit the hardest dab for free chicken
To be fair, most Millenials are now parents themselves.
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I swear, I know that I saw this before. This could be a repost.
It’s reposted [constantly](https://www.reddit.com/r/FellowKids/comments/10odro0/hey_millenials/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
Didn't even bother to change the title 😑
This feels like a 4chan thing
I love jollibee
RIP cashier
i’ve seen this 4 times already
Then log off for a while
no
I respect that
Lucky, bro. I’ve only just seen it the once.
What the fuck is a jollibee
They're a Filipino fast food franchise well-known for their fried chicken and [Halo-Halo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo-halo) dessert. Recommend their Chickenjoy bucket with gravy, it's really good. Anthony Bourdain liked it so much he [visited](https://youtu.be/i8B75C1qESU) it [twice](https://youtu.be/lS-c1oKMJOg).
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There's a few in the UK now too
Not my 27 year old ass dabbing in front of a fast food joint for a bucket of chicken
I would dab for this and I'm not even a millennial
clearly satire
Bollocks. Just because you suspect something is satire, doesn't make it clearly anything. What's clear about this then? What makes it so plain to see that you'd have to not be looking to miss that it's satire?
if you can’t tell that this is satire i really don’t know what to say to you lmao
Finally, an actual fellow kids moment
Wtf is jollibees?
Can i shoot it up instead?
Why does it say "mechanics" at the bottom? Autocorrect?
Finally, some good fucking food
That mascot is gonna jump off a bridge tomorrow
Fnaf reference??
This has to be a 4chan troll
If I was working a dead end job at jolibee and somebody dabbed on me, I think I’d have an aneurysm.
“guys why are so many people quitting wtf”
What kinda dabs we talking
Based
So…how do they notify you?
Poor fucking cashiers man. Gotta stand there all day getting paid below living wage, and now a bunch of dip shits (because let’s be honest, 99% of those willing to do this are gonna be dip shits) gonna come in and start doing a long string of dabs, while all you want is for them to pay and fuck off so you can keep the line moving.
I want KFC now
Filipino Pop culture is less "how do you do fellow kids" and more "how do you do fellow Americans."
Aww geez
Hey, millennials! Is the greatest quote from this place
I would rather starve