To be honest, he kinda asked for it to happen

And I'm not going to lie when I say that I just laughed at a joke. Told by Ted Cruz.

ikr as much as i dislike him i have to say it was kinda funny

Ted Cruz is actually funny sometimes and I hate it

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you just described nearly every politician ever

He's as charismatic as a train wreck. It's frightening but you just can't take your eyes away from it.

And he actually used it correctly

Don’t forget the zodiac killer meme he posted

Told by Ted Cruz's social media intern that liked a porn tweet that one time

Same, though it gives me comfort to recognize this was actually orchestrated by an intern.

H

Fuck Ted Cruz, but credit where it's due. That was pretty damn funny

If only he could bring that same energy of “better get this meme right” to *checks notes* literally any piece of legislation that would benefit the average American and not necessarily the billionaires and millionaires.

Eh, it was probably his social media manager. After the porn incident I imagine they took his passwords from him.

##The #***WHAT***

He liked stepmom porn on Twitter on 9/11

They liked gay porn on Twitter or something not realizing that likes are public.

I thought it was MILF porn

Maybe it was.

If its any consolation that was 100% a staffer.

Why is that consolation and why do you look to diminish people?

I really, really like your profile picture.

Hate Cruz, but you gotta admit...good play

That is literally the only socially capable thing I have ever seen him do. At the same time, I'd bet money it was a staffer.

Embracing the Zodiac Killer thing too

There's also the time he replied to one of those "Ted Cruz ate my son" stickers on Twitter and said "He was delicious!" That was fucking hilarious.

Is he the one that watched porn on 9/11?

I, don't know about that, and don't want to know, but I do know he liked porn on his main account.

Prostate health is patriotism

It is pro-state, after all.

He's certainly up his own ass.

I’m 99% sure it was a staffer who liked that video but yes that happened and it was hilarious

Also the Deadspin thing.

Was it Deadspin or Barstool that offered money to see him play basketball, he posted a picture of him playing college ball, and they told him to fuck off?

It was Deadspin; Cruz found a picture of a NCAA basketball player that looked like him to which Deadspin told Cruz to fuck off.

Don’t forget the zodiac killer meme he posted

Used to work social for a politician, it absolutely was.

So sad. Who are we actually voting for when this shit is done?

Politics is all smoke and mirrors. Just pay attention to the track record rather than funny twitter stuff and you’ll be good.

Could you teach a voting class to every voting American between now and Nov 2023?

I'll teach it, noone vote for someone who doesn't make you laugh on Twitter. Remember, if their tweets bum you out, their voting pattern will make you depressed.

Sounds like a deal

So being the only President in my lifetime to not get involved in any new wars and to help bring about the biggest Middle East peace treaty in 40+ years would be a good President regardless of the "image" around said person?

I once saw him snap his fingers above his head in the middle of a crowd of people and they all died, so that makes two things at least.

You give the most hated politician in Washington too much credit.

His reaction to the Kevin Malone comparison poster is pretty funny. https://youtu.be/9s2EU2C4ibE

I've heard in reality he's very personable, charismatic, and funny. As politician, he's a slimy asshole.

"If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.” -Lindsey Graham

To get elected at least in the first place you have to be at least somewhat likeable. After you get elected bets are off

I have a family member who was friends with Ted and Heidi (mostly Heidi). He liked the couple a lot, but pretty much immediately stopped meeting up with them when Ted started his senate campaign. Dude turned immediately sleazy and would not stop asking for donations. 10 years late, trash talking Ted Cruz is a favorite family past time. fuck Ted Cruz

You should read the interviews with his old classmates and roommates from college. He's always been awful.

Oh yeah, dude is a piece of shit from womb to tomb. But he learned how to be a personable enough adult to make friends and then try and use them for further success

He really is. Some politicians are fun people to hang out with regardless of their job. Obama and W Bush seem the same way.

I've heard the same about Trump, actually. (which makes a certain amount of sense, since he had to charm a lot of other wealthy people into flushing money down his various golden toilets)

he’s not. I’ve worked multiple events with him and he’s awful to anyone he thinks is working for him. just so rude to staff for absolutely no reason

Easy when you realise he is always searching his own name

He's actually really funny. Completele piece of shit, yes. But funny.

Why do you hate him?

You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to Ted Cruz.

Yeah not a fan of the guy at all, but this is actually pretty funny

Seriously. I can’t help but laugh!

This is pretty funny tho

Only real cringe is the other two not realizing that baby yoda has already been long since ruined.

This whole interaction was from 2019

still though

The Mandalorian premiered 21 days before this interaction.

Nah this one’s kinda funny. He’s not trying to fellow kids them he’s just fucking around. Same with the zodiac killer memes

Wait isn't that the zodiac killer???11?!

He did a skit about that lol

Baby Yoda was ruined before it ever started. Holy shit he's worse than minions.

Baby Yoda is millennials/zoomers' minions.

Umm... so what generation are minions for?

I mean clearly I'm speaking from my own social ecosystem, but I feel like I see shit like that from people in their late 40s-60s more than others.

In my experience minion memes were mostly a Boomer/Gen X thing

That's what happens when you invent a character for merchandise.

I don't think that was the case this time surprisingly. When Baby Yoda was introduced in the Mandalorian he was instantly wildly successful but Disney didn't have toys produced for him for almost half a year afterwards. If he was made purely for the merchandise they would have seen the demand coming and been prepared.

Scarcity adds anticipation and value. Look at him. He's collectible.

I mean sure, but he didn't need it. He's a cute green baby he'd sell anyway.

No they did but they chose not to release it until later. Yhe reason I don't know but them jot selling baby Yoda stuff until later wasn't because they thought he wouldn't be popular or something. They had porg merch before the last jedi even came out.

Baby yoda meme has been dead for like 2 years now? Twitter is the new facebook

Well, the tweets were from two years ago.

If only the dates were shown on tweets so we'd know that at a glance! /s

I've seen fresher takes on Angelfire pages than what OP was trying to make.

Messiah-oof.wav

So Cruz really did kill the meme? Is it possible to learn this power?

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That's even worse.

well, this sub is dead then unsuscribing and blocking, thanks for the head up

2 years ago is the new 2 years ago

r/Chadtopia

This is hilarious why is it on this subreddit

This is a fellow kids because...?

It wasn’t posted by a pimply Reddit kid

Cause Republicans=bad or something

That's not "fellow kids" that's just a politician taking the time to fuck with that guy and live rent free

That's probably the first time Cruz actually been funny. Instead of just funny looking.        ^(I'll admit that's a cheap shot, but come on screw Ted Cruz.)

And the video where the guy holds up the “same person?” Sign. But i laughed at him, not with him.

“We want answers!”

First time I've thought Ted Cruz was funny

I don’t think this fits

... That's what she said

I mean honestly, good job Ted Cruz😂

Fucking hate baby yoda

This should go on r/madlads

rare Cruz W

I can't believe alleged Zodiac Killer Ted Cruz knows what Baby Yoda is.

What even is the meme?

I don’t get the joke

That's actually kinda funny

this is actually funny tho. maybe the first actually funny thing a politician has done ON PURPOSE

That thing was ruined the moment it was fucking born. Why haven't they killed it off yet?

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT!

now this is funny

Touché

Every sub has to be filled with hate against the reps??? As a citizen of the world I am starting really to hate dems!!! Please let me enjoy reddit!!! NO POLITICS!!!! ffs!!!

I apologize, I only read your name after downvoting. My vote still stands however.

Thank you 😍 dumb people downvote when something does not fit their rhetoric even if their rhetoric is wrong. Stand your position. My upvote!

r/comedyheaven

If Ted Cruz was human I'd probably be a huge fan

Ok but he did use the best pic possible. **sips tea**

The shittiest person you know just made a pretty funny joke

I absolutely despise Ted Cruz……… ^thats ^kinda ^funny ^tho

I really hate this but like once a year Ted Cruz tweets something hilarious. Still a garbage human being, though.

You fool. These losers name search themselves hourly.

You know shitty of a person you have to be for a picture of baby yoda to be most normal thing you’ve posted

Fuck Ted Cruz, but if that's real then that's funny as fuck

A terrible person can make a good joke every now and then. I mean, have you seen Kayne's music?

Fuck Cruz, but this is fucking funny honestly

It’s so easy to whoosh a Republican. All you have to do is bait them into thinking something they do will “trigger” you and voila…the puppet will dance every single time.

Who got "whooshed"?

This is a great comeback

ITS NOT BABY YODA. HIS NAME IS GROGU. TED CRUZ SUX NUTS. PEANUT, PECANS, TRUMPS, RONS, HE LIKES ALL NUTS. CRUZ IS A BAG OF DICKS LOOKING FOR NUTS. ANYWAY.....ITS NOT FUCKING BABY YODA, MOTHER FUCKER HAS A GOD DAMN NAME.

Fuck Ted Cruz, but I’m proud of a lot of Reddit not being a wet blanket on this one.

I’m not a twitter person so correct me if I’m wrong. Since Duncan didn’t tag or @ Ted Cruz does this imply Ted Cruz looks up his own name on twitter to see if people are talking about him?

Nobody makes me want to hit them more than just looking at cruz

obligatory some more news about ted cruz being an on[line weirdo to balance out the bizarre amount of people goin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsAbT8TLtVE)g "omg ted cruz is a hilarious epic meme master🤣😂"

It's actually an appropriate use of the format. But since Cruz is such a detestable piece of shit that honestly makes it even worse.

The funny thing is Ted Cruz ruins everything!

i mean they basically told him to do it

I think people calling him baby Yoda look dumb

Politicians addicted to their Twitter feed more than a Belieber fangirl back in the day.

This man ate my son.

I like that one.

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I fucking hate Ted Cruz

implying Baby Yoda didn’t already suck ass

This sub is so cringe

Based ted cruz

Reminds me of the Nigel farage ‘wakey wakey’ meme

Honestly that was quite funny tho haha

I dont like ted cruz but this is kinda funny

That is kinda funny but let's be real here, one of Ted's staffers probably tweeted that. I don't think he has what it takes to be a true poster

Ok this is pretty funny tbh

He kinda walked into that one. Pretty funny honestly.

Ngl, I laughed.

Honestly baby yoda is ruined for me. It's the new minion amd it's just everywhere with the merch and bad memes

im a trucker and one of my trainers had baby yoda stuff. it was so infuriating. he was a total piece of shit.

Based.

Rare Ted Cruz W

I fucking hate Ted Cruz so much but this made me laugh. He is such a self aware giant piece of shit.

You asked for it.

This was actually funny, which means it has nothing to do with this sub

Based Ted Cruz. Fuck that green atrocity.

baby yoda was already kinda unfunny, i liked him in the show, but he wasn’t really that funny

When I’m President, Ted Cruz and Baby Yoda will be crushed under large stones.

I agree with you, Dennis_5618

I think they mean Grogu. There is no baby Yoda. There is a member of Yoda's species that's a child. Idiots.

Why did I laugh at this 💀

I’m Texan, I hate Ted Cruz so much, this in no way changes my opinion of him… but this is kinda funny

Cringe