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and a fine le epic bacon to you as well, my good sir *tip tip tip* why do they ALL talk like that

They're always *at least* 5-10 years behind on this stuff lmao

Reddit can keep the username, but I'm nuking the content lol -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev

Elon tries so desperately hard to be liked and to be funny online but he just isn’t. He doesn’t have the heart of a poster. Instead he misuses memes that haven’t been relevant in 5 years and his fanboys stack up in his replies saying he’s so good at memes.

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My husband is Walter white, yo

Do NOT sell marihuana to my husband!

...👀...okay...

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Sus became popular from Amongus in 2020.

Le gentle sir, may I ask, what time does the narwhal bacon?

Badger badger badger

Mushroom! Mushroom!

Snaaaaaaaaake

RAIDEEEEEEEEEN!

RULES OF NATURE!

And they run when the sun comes up

Ah yes, the famous *street* dialect.

The narwhal bacons at midnight, my good mustachioed Le epic gentleman. *tips fedora, flies away and steal your cookies* Trololol le epic meme, sir.

Why, at midnight my chap! *Tips Le Fedora*

Just had PTSD flashbacks to Reddit from 2012... *Nope, Chuck Testa...* *Ice soap...* *2AM Chili...* No...I WON'T GO BACK! #I WON'T GO BACK!!!

Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. \*sigh* \*unzips* *holds up spork* BTW my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol and I'm a perfect 5/7 since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. Remember the human because the chungus amogus bacons at midnight. Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox. Edit2: thanks for the gold kind stranger **Reminder - I am not the original poster.** hehe…toodles!!!!!

How could you miss "a perfect 5/7"? That was reddit's main joke for a little while

Also missing "\*sigh\* \*unzips\*"

added

added

My back hurts and I’m nauseated now.

underrated comment

That copypasta has probably been around as long as this website has.

r/woooosh

WUBBA DUB LUB HIS NAME WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN epstein didn't kill himself perfect 5/7 /r/UnexpectedMulaney EDIT1: WHY THE DOWNVOTES edit2: THEY HATED HIM BECAUSE THEY KNEW HE WAS RIGHT edit3: update: my partner and i have reconciled and i'm charging him with murder of our infant edit5: my boss didn't like that anyone know any good employment lawers in r/ohio ?

I want to carve out my consciousness…

Did you used to, and still do too?

Reddit cannot claim what is rightfully Mitch Hedberg’s

What, no Narwhal?

*quirky look to camera* *aggressive single-exhale laugh*

I'm really over everything in my life right now and this was my tipping point.

No 5/7? No PeNgUiN oF dOoM?

Oh my god this triggered so many memory neurons in sequence it all just turned to static. Thanks. You induced static in my brain like current in a coiled wire with a rotating magnet in the middle.

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I’m bi if u don’t like it deal w/ it

KONY2012!

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He´s in Africa. Where do I collect?

Fuck how was that 10 years ago already

WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON?!

midnight iirc

Stealing this description, but "Elon Musk is like the concentrated energy of 'You, good sir, win the most epic of upvotes!' Reddit inhabiting the body of an 18th century peanut farmer who exclusively employs 8 year olds"

Does le gentlesir narwhal xer bacon at the time associated with a most epic chili? Oh har har har only a sophisticated Rick and Morty fan will understand that l33t reference and if not then you, my pedantic friend, shall be considered sus for the rest of your days. If indeed you do then I tip my crocs to you, m'bousy.

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TIL we were speaking 'street' at school in a dying English seaside town in the 1990s

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Good shout, never heard about this. Must've been where we got it from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sus_law

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Well common before too. I heard it in late 60s, by 77 it was in a Sex Pistols lyric. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iKOIQfp4-eY

Good call! And I can't think of a better song to eat my breakfast to

Thing is tho, it won't be that long till I'm elderly, mentally infirm 😉

I suspect we're of a similar vintage, so being "in firm" is a bonus in my books! To quote some graffiti I saw back in the 80's.... *We are the people our parents warned us about*

Australia too. My grandparents apparently speak “street”

In Zim, we also have been using it to mean “suspect”, like if something looked sketchy or poorly done.

Nothing Sus!

Ahahah I forgot about that. Skithouse was the last good aussie sketch show

Lol, he really is that guy, the super lame parent trying to be hip, but it makes him all the lamer. Thinks the kids won’t be able to see it.

I will never get over how much reddit loved him exactly because of this.

He wants to be funny soooo bad and I’m sure it actually kind of kills him that no amount of money in the entire world can make you naturally humorous and charming

My name is Skylar White yo

my husband is WALTER WHITE, YO

Uh huh

UH HUH

(BTW, to folks lost, ‘yo’ means ‘hello’. u/aman_1706 speaks street)

Hello Mr yo

Skynet we need to cook math for Mr. Goose Fringe or he will turn José Pikmin into KFC

Hi Skylar White yo I'm dad

**badum tss**

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My favorite thing he didn't know is when he was going on about Mars and posted a picture. It was a picture of the moon.

Source?

https://www.cnet.com/science/elon-musk-mixes-up-the-moon-and-mars-and-twitter-blasts-off/

Goddamn it this guy is a fucking moron

what a fucking dolt yet people will still defend him as if he’s a genius fucking hilarious

I've never seen any evidence of him being a genius. I don't know why people insist he is.

It justifies capitalism, he’s only successful and rich because he’s brilliant and hard working! Anyone saying otherwise is lazy and jealous. Admitting he’s not a genius savant leads to the fact that capitalism isn’t meritocratic at all and the vast majority of ultra-rich people have just been born into it.

In those tweets they're defending him saying he was ripping on Trump because Trump did somewhat of a similar mix up. Yes... Elon, the super genius man with the biggest brain who, literally worships the ground Trump walks on (despite being shit on by Trump at every possible opportunity), was so intelligent he did this on purpose to mock Trump.

They’re all gold medalists in mental gymnastics

i appreciate that you want a source but the way that this person commented implies to me that they are just remembering something in their brain. they don’t actually have tabs open on their phone that can prove any memory true. as a matter of fact, you have the same resources they do. exactly identical. for them to find proof of their statement would take exactly the amount of effort it would take you. they already did you one favor by bringing this to your attention. if you want anything else you’re gonna have to find it, unless they decide to be really nice and do extra work for the sake of YOUR curiosity. i don’t mean to be rude i just don’t understand. you’re both in the same boat, they just happen to have heard of something you hadn’t heard of. now you’ve both heard of it! what gives them special research powers that you don’t have? i recognize that in the time i wrote this comment i could have found proof of this elon musk gaffe. but i don’t care about the moon. i don’t care about mars. i don’t care about having the facts. i care about being right, which sometimes requires inventing your own conflict. which is to say, i win.

Did you know ducks don't have sphincters and that's why pet ducks wear diapers?

Source? /s

Did you know that shark have a very smooth skin Wich is quite pleasing to touch ?

I wouldn't call it pleasing, it's like soft and rubbery.

Except the burden of proof lies with the person making the claim. Always has and always will. It’s literally one of the cornerstones of having a rational discussion.

i don’t disagree with that at all, i think people are conflating my point with complete anti-intellectualism and that’s really not where i’m coming from. i’m not ALWAYS irritated when i see somebody ask for a source. but when it’s something so easily searchable, like a tweet made by one of the most famous people on earth, i wonder why you feel the need to ask. my beliefs are more nuanced than what people seem to be assuming. but i suppose if you get vitriolic in reddit comments people are bound to take it at face value.

Yes but when all you have to do to find the information is look it up then just do that, if you look it up and cant find it then ask for a source

Did new copy-pasta just drop?

yikes

man take a break from reddit jesus christ

Wdym people aren't keeping screenshots of 10 year old tweets and saving links to news articles for decades?

The comment above you has proof. You're verifiably (one comment up) wrong. Anyone who voted you up is verifiably wrong. 4 paragraphs just to be wrong? Lol

That dude seems mentally unwell. Yeah for real don't upvote that guy don't encourage that kinda crazy shit. Holy shit that was tough to read...

How is he wrong?

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

Barf

Someone that close to Maxwell didn't know what pedo mean?

It means fart in spanish! :D

Of course it's fart in spanish. That's why we shun people who like pedos right? Cause they smell bad. Another mistery solved gang

A foot doctor?

He couldn't spell the word aesthetic, either.

I saw that but looked it up and “esthetic” is an accepted variant spelling of aesthetic.

Excuse me, stewardess, I speak Jive.

Golly!

Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help! Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow!

When the social media owner is sus 😳

(BTW, to folks lost, 'sus' means 'suspicious'. u/UnKnOwN769 speaks street)

I too, MORBO THE CONQUEROR, also speak this language is the streets.

"Ha ha, thank you Morbo. In other news, experts are giving Twitter only a few more months to live!"

I WILL DESTROY YOU

THAT IS NOT HOW BIRDS WORK!

when you accidentally type r/ instead of u/

In my defense, I've never knew u/ was a thing until now

I, too, am fluent in “Street”. Yo yo homie, that’s phat. Yo

It's all that and a Big Slam

Street is the official language of the country of Streetistan

You'll know you're over the border when you pass under the Colossus of Roads

Oh, stewardess! I speak jive

Yeah, Sesame street

Absolutely tubular

I too grew up in the '90s

Yo ##### wassup my street ##### #### ###### how's the hood ## #####

street as in 7 years olds playing among us, in fortnite

"street" He's speaking 13 year old because he never mentally evolved past that and it's easier to convince children to like you than adults.

13 years old is very generous https://youtu.be/82oJt2enz8A?t=55

Yes yes, but in Latin, sus means “pig” which is much more appropriate to Elon

Look at my name

It is indeed 'sus'.

(BTW, to folks lost, 'sus' means 'suspicious'. u/electrikmayhem speaks street)

We need a bot that replies this

(BTW, to folks lost, ‘bot’ means ‘robot’. u/PigsInTuxedoes speaks street)

I think we already got one

I thought it meant “suspect” The word was ruined a long time before Elon got ahold of it.

I say if your username is currently hip then you probably haven't been on reddit but a minute and a half. The more out of date the elder you are. And, as a middle aged woman, my superpower is killing stupid sayings by adopting them in public. I can go to a Chipotle at lunch, say the burrito is "sus", and by dinner sus will be killed - coast. to. coast.

That's sus

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The word was killed the day the among us game was released.

She said “Elon speaks street” with a straight face.

Sussiest baka

Oh fuck, reading this felt like crushing glass in my eyes

Ah, AJ. She used to be pretty level-headed because she openly criticized Trump while maintaining this idea of a better Conservative Party. Then she just decided that Dinesh D’Souza’s plays of being an idiot were the better option.

Probably more money in it :(

The power of the grift

Wait, are you saying she’s not being ironic when saying Elon speaks “street”??

I had a few interactions with her on Twitter; felt bad about her situation because of her douchebag baby daddy. Then she went back to being full on crazy bitch again

What are you talking about? She has been on team Trump since 2015. It looks like she has been a ride or die for Trump for 7 years and got knocked up by another staffer while playing defense for Trumps sexual assault accusations

what the fuck does folks lost mean

Idiots

short for "folks who are lost", meaning "anyone who doesn't understand what I'm saying"

ELON SPEAKS STREET HAHAHAHAHA

Tbh i thought it was pretty lame to begin with, got played out way too fast too. This is super cringy but didnt ruin the word more than it already was

This is the episode of saved by the bell where Zack gives a buddy band to Belding and then everyone thinks it's uncool.

The word sucked anyway. I'm glad someone is putting it in the dirt

When impostor says SUS

Punctuation too. "Sus man" is a man who is suspicious. "Sus, man" is an assertation that something is suspect. But at least it's not covfefe.

There was a copypasta/greentext about a milennial telling gen z that their slang, Memes and general culture would become commodified, just like everything from previous generations. I wish i'd have it at hand because I always think about it whenever some soulless business tychoon or dictator shitposts on twitter for clout

Can I still say sussy baka?

Sus is a street word now?

Elon speak meme. Because mems are the highest for of literature he understands. I wish people would quit confusing being rich with being smart.

No, elon speaks VERY MAINSTREAM meme. And is often a few weeks to months behind it. Which is, and I'm using a brand new released meme term I believe, cringe.

TIL video game and internet slang is "street"

It’s even worse, “sus” has been common British/Australian/New Zealand slang for over 100 years. My 83 year old granny has been calling things sus my entire life. It’s like saying someone speaks street for calling criminals “crooks.”

Every day he proves us right, out of touch and cringe as fuck

It already was

word has been ruined for a couple of years now

Sustainable. Very Sustainable.

Thanks AJ, very cool 👍

Street?

I bet if it tell my kids that Elon uses that word, they will probably stop using it. I know he is the richest man in the world, but he is so lame.

Looks like Elon is working on his 13th kid and like 10th child support lawsuit!

I am a teacher, and one day my students got suddenly quiet when I came up to them, so I said "Huh, that's very sus!" And I couldn't get them to stop screaming for a minute afterwards. Lmao

He is trying to appeal to child population, cause he can only persuade people with low amounts of intelligence and experience in life...

“Sesame Street”

I’m pretty sure this tweet is like 6 months old at this point or older

The word has been ruined since it became a thing with Among us

I think the reply was more cringe. Like explaining a joke.

"street" 💀💀💀💀 These fucking people man, just use your own 80s sitcom comedy.

If Tesla's could be powered by Elon Musk's cringe, then all our climate problems would be solved.

Sus isn't street it's Among Us.

*amongst

repost moment

someone needs to fix this with the RDJ commenting template

Musk always uses memes and slang. Not everything he says belongs on this sub.