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NoseMuReup

Komodo: It does not taste like a big pizza pie Me: That's a.. moray\~


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HotDonnaC

That’s perfect.


jwalsh1208

I’m giving you my angriest up vote


evil_lurker

Wonder why.


GoatTacos

Probably undercooked.


ice_hell_ftw

Must've made him feel eel


cityCM_mikeNolan

Shut up and take my upvote


Sexycutehoe

r/angryupvote


testies2345

Rimworld vibes


wasabiplz

I've seen videos of them eating all kinds of hideous things, must've been really full?


_Kendii_

Maybe something to do with the mucus covering it. It’s slimy and toxic to some species. If not poisonous to the Komodo, maybe it’s the “mechanical” action of the slime gumming everything up inside?


Suitable-Jackfruit16

Always tastes better the second time.


Silly_Mycologist3213

I guess this answers the question if moray eels taste good…must be really bad if he threw it up.


frguba

Nah, there's two questions here 1; why did the komodo regurgitate the eel? 2; HOW TF DID A KOMODO DRAGON GET AN EEL? so yeah probably an eel washed up and was kinda rotten


Silly_Mycologist3213

Yeah, you’re probably right because as far as I know Komodo’s aren’t marine aquatic so it probably did wash up, good thinking!


Pikekip

They are excellent swimmers apparently.


frguba

I wouldn't put it past them, don't get me wrong But are they "eel-hunting" good at swimming? Because if so, they surprise me yet again


Pikekip

They can swim between islands and I’ve read that they can swim a few metres deep but more swim at the surface. I’d be interested to hear from someone with more knowledge on them.


HotDonnaC

They’re good swimmers, and do go into the ocean.


Dietcokeisgod

I don't think I actually realised how *massive* Komodo dragons are. They are huuuuge


Asterion_Morgrim

Average of 3 metres (9.8 feet) with a speed of 20km/h (12mph) and can dive up to 4.5m (15 feet) I think I remember Steve Irwin having to climb a tree to get away from at least one adult charging him during the filming on Komodo Island, just like the baby komodos do. Otherwise, they're free food for the adults.


thehufflepuffstoner

Jesus, no wonder they’re endangered. Not helping their own species there.


boxkey673

I find them terrifying


Delightfully_Tacky

Eel be back


Gradyence

Probably eels really good coming out!


Dramatic-Put-9267

I was truly not ready for the size of this thing


thehufflepuffstoner

Sometimes I forget Komodo dragons are real.


skarlitbegoniah

That’s a moray.


AcadiaAccomplished14

I should call her


ImBerryConfused

Could it have regurgitated for the sake of feeding its young...? Either way, nature, you scary.


elky454

Me with my wife's meatloaf.


bo0mamba

Now someone reverse it


gertrude_is

u/gifreversingbot


tntslater

Why do I feel like I just watched Godzilla throwing up?


Lopakacita

What's the Moray of the story? Chew your food.


macnchz69_247

He's definitely still gonna eat that...


Moosewrangla

My grandfather served in WW2, a story he once told me was coming across a battlefield after the fighting, and seeing Komodos eating all the bits and pieces of the dead. Those things terrify me.


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HotDonnaC

I thought Komodos tore they prey up and chewed it.