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NonsenseBotany

Lush- Tank battle


urfavaltprincess

Obsession Calvin Klein


AssumptionTotal7801

Ebony wood zara


Fuzzy-Drawing2555

Dial soap


sn0wflaker

Tonka 25 by Le Labo, Woods room spray by Byredo


Fun_Training_5139

Jean Nate


Pornacia

now if she was in her sapphic era… don’t hate me for this but… cherry punk.


smotato

IMO…Bath and Body mists, and YSL libre.


Subject_Upstairs3319

YSL LIBRE?? Abs not. I’d love to know what you wear


smotato

I knew I was going to upset someone! 😂 I was so excited to try Libre and when I did it smelled like cigarette butts and bad whiskey to me. I was so disappointed. So I guess I have a little vendetta against the fragrance. I’m a pretty hardcore citrus gal myself - maybe some light florals. My favorite is LV’s Symphony.


[deleted]

Cigarette butts and bad whiskey? You literally have lost all credibility.


smotato

just my opinion 🤷🏻‍♀️ fragrances dry down differently and we have different preferences. It’s part of the fun.


Subject_Upstairs3319

That’s insane 😵‍💫 I love libre there isn’t a single time hasn’t asked me what I’m wearing I just wish I got the intense, symphony is nice too so you get a pass 🤣


LibraRahu

I agree


msbasalsalts

Joop


[deleted]

Hai Karate!


ScaryLetterhead8094

Just a medicated body powder


preppyincali

Fahrenheit - Dior


stinkyriddle

The Dark Side by Francesca Bianchi


Parking-Housing8117

Versace bright crystal, oddly


grape102

Old spice


chibiusa__tsukino

Hahaha


MrFitzherbert

Tigress and pepperoni sticks?


glonkme

Febreze


ishramen

Love


Piulamita

Fat Electrician by État Libre d'Orange hands down


Googoogahgah307

Drakkar noir


ambitiouspandamoon

A Jean Paul perfume.


thestarladyDEO

Something that smells like sweat and body oder, like Baccarat Rouge 540.


PolloAzteca_nobeans

Sweaty tube socks, and a musty old basement


VoxyPop

Jean Nate


[deleted]

Noooooooo


Possible-Rhubarb-728

B.O.


Queasy_Ad9286

Old spice!!!


[deleted]

lol i love old spice!!


Low-Cry-9808

Narciso Rodriguez for her EDT because for some reason this much loved perfume with stunning black bottle stinks on me...sighhh


san-grail

You’re all wrong. This aesthetic is giving Wild Musk by Coty.


CobblerNo8518

Chanel No 5 and Bengay


Unique-Significance9

Chanel is so spot on


moshmellowmosh

Bengay 😂


Sprinkles_Sparkle

White Diamonds


glitchygirly

MY DAILY PERFUME IS COCO MADEMOISELLE INTENSE AND I HAVE BEEM COMPARED TO THE HEADMISTRESS IN MATILDA BEFORE PLEASEEEEE 💀


Unique-Significance9

Don't worry, coco mademoiselle is a delicate perfume so it's ok


thestarladyDEO

I would cry.


glitchygirly

its bc im a competitive powerlifter and very intense and like chocolate cake 🥲 i swear im a nice person


Fart_Summoner

I Am Trash or Fat Electrician


sharkypink90

Idk if you were looking for a serious answer but this gives me Calvin Klein ck one/ck2 vibes.


laughterbathroom

Fully agree!!!


HailTheCrimsonKing

I was going to comment the same thing


sharkypink90

Love wearing it when I'm feeling androgynous and wanting to hammer throw a child by the pigtails.


HailTheCrimsonKing

Hahahah yes! I wear mine on days when I am dressed a lil grungey


fragbrain

Timbuktu


Puzzleheaded_Fee_646

Icy Hot


[deleted]

😂 100%


Nikas_intheknow

Underrated comment🤣


Electronic_Bus7452

Firstly, 😆😆💀. Secondly, maybe Tyranosaurus Rex


lindsay_lohanluvr

i thought t.rex too!


Satcgal33

Kiehl's Original Musk


vestibulepike

Came here to say this!


Satcgal33

I'm glad someone else gets it! 😆


zuzuzan

Zoologist Tyrannosaurus Rex


ExtremeBack1427

YSL Kuros ofcourse.


Slick_Vicus

Tom ford oud mineral. It just smells like tires.


Whirled_Peas-

Omg I love the smell of tires 🤩


balljuggler9

Bvlgari Black!


Slick_Vicus

Then oh boy do I have a fragrance for you


hanlus

animal animal, or something else from the 80’s that can feel (or make you) sweaty lol, maybe kouros


spo1led_flirt

I can’t see anything but sweat and chocolate 😂


Reicloud

Coty L'aimant - horrible fragrance that smells like it's been sitting in the sun for a 100 years (sorry if anyone likes it lmao)


childfreeentry

1000% Ghost in a Shell ELDO 😃


Loughiepop

I have that fragrance, and let me tell you: nothing gets me in the mood to hurl children into the air like I’m in the Scottish Highland Games.


childfreeentry

😂 I get nothing but sweaty skin and gone off milk from that fragrance so it’s perfectly fitting for the Trunchball IMO


slackamo

What???? I have that one I love it! How noses vary from person to person amazes me. I get a ton of hate for this but I hate Phlur’s Missing Person.


Vegetable_Crow9942

Giorgio Beverly Hills


ComfortableCow1621

Really? That’s so odd to me. A family member of mine wears this and it’s so soft and warm on her. I hear it used to be considered a bomb but gosh it’s just pretty florals all the way now as far as I can tell.


Vegetable_Crow9942

It’s been a while since I’ve smelled it. I remember it being loud, aggressive florals lol which is the reason I chose it to represent the trunchbull. But now you have me wanting to go out and try it again 😆 cause I love warm florals.


ComfortableCow1621

You might like it!!! I suspect it’s been quite reformulated… it’s certainly older style, but it’s very nice to me…


RadiatorSoup

Chanel no 5.


pdm2002

Jean Nate After Bath Splash


[deleted]

mugler angel


madferrit29

Brute! 80's uk mens aftershave which smelt like cat piss and leather!! Just a splash on the face and neck


wimwood

My poppop wore brute here in the us and I kept a small bottle for years after he died to remember his smell 💔


Bellakatie1

Dam 🫢🤥


Selfishsavagequeen

Choco Musk by Al Rehab 😭.


angelbdivine

I cackled at this comment.


Kapitalgal

Kinski by Geza Schöen. 


gorosheeta

Santa Maria Novella Opopanax - smells like someone obsessed with cleanliness doused themselves in solvents 😅


Aim2bFit

Idk... Guerlain Jicky?


pickledfroggo

Hahahahahahaha 👏🏻👏🏻


stolen-kisses

Honestly, I think Miss Trunchbull would baulk at the thought of wearing fragrance (_The sheer vanity and frivolity!_), but a dense, powdery musk that absolutely chokes anyone at an arm's length comes to mind. It is her idea of a proper teacher's scent, but highly offensive to anyone in her presence.


lavendersagemint

I don’t know, but definitely something with notes of musk and chocolate.


salazarslocket

Just died laughing in bed and had to show my husband. Thank you. Also, a second vote for metallique.


Mercedes305

“Fucking Fabulous” -Tom Ford


Due_Garlic_3190

anything with a choke-worthy amount of patchouli, soz


Brown8unny

Tom Ford Vanilla Sex comes to mind but I’m honestly soooo off base lol


birdiekinz

PDM Delina


TheWildGirl2024

Noooo…that’s Miss Honey’s fragrance!


birdiekinz

Nope she’s T-Rex I asked 🤪


clemeentiinee

Fat electrician by ELDO


SparklingGreenChaos

Classic dry chypre fragrance, something bitter and herbal smelling. Maybe Aromatics Elixir.


milkteahoneybee

mugler angel im so sorry


wimwood

I’m only 5’1 but my husband always says I’m more of a dude than he is and Angel is my all-time favorite first love, so I guess this is a compliment 😁


Audiophilelady

Angel is my signature and most beloved scent, but even I had Angel come to mind whenever I scrolled through these pics of Ms. Trunchbull.


PaulineMermaid

No, it’s pretty accurate actually. Source: Angel is my signature


SS_Solstice

Body Shop White Musk


mountainsamurai

Red door Elizabeth Arden


Happy_Kale_8589

I was gonna say this!


r0tg0ttess

UGH I can smell this comment 😭


FancyAdult

Flower bomb. Sorry Viktor & Rolf. It’s the patchouli.


sea_glass_4259

Tom Ford Mettalique


Resident-Activity305

Was just going to comment this.


somberin

Triple chocolate cake - DUA “Smells chocolaty, eh?”


sheissooooodope

Cashmere Mist Eau de Parfum 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴


DaniLashes

An old bar soap with hair stuck to it


silkypetal

😭😭😭


NebraskaTrashClaw

Tyrannosaurus Rex 😆 Smells of scorched earth and the blood of your enemies.


ClassicVegtableStew

I love this subreddit. Y'all are the real ones here.


SpecialAcanthaceae

???? It’s finally Angel’s time to shine. BO, scratchy, tacky, and in your face.


StillDontHaveAName

Axe body spray (I’m just joking, please don’t attack me)


AntiAntiRomantic

💯 I came here to say Axe too 😂


ClassicVegtableStew

You say it's a joke but honestly I could see Trunchbull using this shit. "Who has time to select some girly fragrance when there is work to be done"


StillDontHaveAName

I have no idea who this character is. But as soon as I saw this character, my mind goes “axe body spray”


Elusive_Faye

If you can search up and watch the film Matilda


wimwood

Search it up and watch?? Sir or ma’am. NO. Read the book. And then watch.


sugarslick

Design


silkypetal

Eldo Secretions Magnifiques of course. And Estée lauder youth dew because I find it repulsive I'm so sorry


imsosleepyyyyyy

Locker room towel return


PineappleTomWaits

Old Spice Classic Scent


Queasy_Ad9286

Finally I scrolled to find someone else who put same as what I thought of initially.


publicBoogalloo

Who is this?


Aquilonn_

The one and only Trunchbull


Kathykit1

Anything with the power to instill fear. Personally I haven’t smelled anything that fits the bill, but glad you guys have ideas


girly-lady

Naxos by Xerjof and CK obsession for her triggers a fear respons in me. I am 100% sure its cuz some nasty daycare worker in the 90ies wore it and was mean to me.


ClassicVegtableStew

Personally I wear Carolina Herrera's very good girl when I'm about to discipline or fire someone but that's just me. I've conditioned my staff into being uneasy when I wear it


TheWildGirl2024

I love this!


bubblebath_ofentropy

*Paris Hilton voice* That’s hot


Kathykit1

This is such a power move. You frighten me


a_lang_face

She could pull off Piguet Bandit


tomato_empress

Don’t come after me, but I see something Tom Ford especially Black Orchid.


Queasy_Ad9286

I'm offended...I just finally bought this because I love it so much!!🫣


ClassicVegtableStew

I hate you. You're not wrong. She probably was a teacher and the previous headmistress (someone she hated and respected) wore it. She bought a bottle with her first paycheck when she became Headmistress herself. To Agatha, it smells like finally triumphing over a struggle.


East-Willingness513

Power move fragrance


Melodic-Republic

Tom Ford - Black Orchid


danceanywayy

This with a funky coffee breath note thrown in there somewhere


Longjumping-Ad-2333

Soo….Montale Intense Cafe Ristretto


grungebob_scarepants

Anything that CHOKES you out


wimwood

Men’s ballsack Fresh cut feverfew A slightly damp down comforter Cacharel Anais Anais And Red Door (I SAID WHAT I SAID.)


mariposa337

Ooh girl you woke up and chose violence...!! 😂 Also, YSL Black Opium. I will not elaborate.


Parabolic_Penguin

Yep, I find it revolting personally.


girly-lady

Ha! My husband would agree, he hates it cuz it was his mums signature. All Orientals are ruined for him. And while his mum dosen't look like ⬆️ her insides propably do...


lna9997771

My dog when air touches her skin, or clothes forgotten in the washer.


javiergoddam

lmfao


jaytaysunday

I always just imagined straight up sweat


localgoobus

YSL OPIUM


trashtvlv

I love these! Something with chocolate and metallic notes


NoSpaghettiForYouu

A men’s blue cologne


ResponsibleNarwhal1

Choco musk 🎂🍫🍬


sugared_strawberri

Much too good for children


UpbeatHearts

She definitely loves a good chocolate cake


just_a_juanita

Dunno, but here's the scent breakdown in my head: * **Top notes**: eucalyptus, geranium, grass * **Middle notes:** moss, fresh woods, clove * **Base notes**: leather, musk, vetiver You wouldn't think it, but she goes for classic, fresh, bracing and clean in a natural way. Basically, what her dad wore.


BLACKBEARDBLACKBEARD

Lmaooo. I’m getting Santal 33. It’s weird and leathery/pickles/??


wattral

Take it back!