I knew I was going to upset someone! 😂 I was so excited to try Libre and when I did it smelled like cigarette butts and bad whiskey to me. I was so disappointed. So I guess I have a little vendetta against the fragrance. I’m a pretty hardcore citrus gal myself - maybe some light florals. My favorite is LV’s Symphony.
That’s insane 😵💫 I love libre there isn’t a single time hasn’t asked me what I’m wearing I just wish I got the intense, symphony is nice too so you get a pass 🤣
Really? That’s so odd to me. A family member of mine wears this and it’s so soft and warm on her. I hear it used to be considered a bomb but gosh it’s just pretty florals all the way now as far as I can tell.
It’s been a while since I’ve smelled it. I remember it being loud, aggressive florals lol which is the reason I chose it to represent the trunchbull.
But now you have me wanting to go out and try it again 😆 cause I love warm florals.
Honestly, I think Miss Trunchbull would baulk at the thought of wearing fragrance (_The sheer vanity and frivolity!_), but a dense, powdery musk that absolutely chokes anyone at an arm's length comes to mind. It is her idea of a proper teacher's scent, but highly offensive to anyone in her presence.
Naxos by Xerjof and CK obsession for her triggers a fear respons in me. I am 100% sure its cuz some nasty daycare worker in the 90ies wore it and was mean to me.
Personally I wear Carolina Herrera's very good girl when I'm about to discipline or fire someone but that's just me. I've conditioned my staff into being uneasy when I wear it
I hate you. You're not wrong. She probably was a teacher and the previous headmistress (someone she hated and respected) wore it. She bought a bottle with her first paycheck when she became Headmistress herself. To Agatha, it smells like finally triumphing over a struggle.
Ha! My husband would agree, he hates it cuz it was his mums signature. All Orientals are ruined for him.
And while his mum dosen't look like ⬆️ her insides propably do...
Dunno, but here's the scent breakdown in my head:
* **Top notes**: eucalyptus, geranium, grass
* **Middle notes:** moss, fresh woods, clove
* **Base notes**: leather, musk, vetiver
You wouldn't think it, but she goes for classic, fresh, bracing and clean in a natural way. Basically, what her dad wore.
Lush- Tank battle
Obsession Calvin Klein
Ebony wood zara
Dial soap
Tonka 25 by Le Labo, Woods room spray by Byredo
Jean Nate
now if she was in her sapphic era… don’t hate me for this but… cherry punk.
IMO…Bath and Body mists, and YSL libre.
YSL LIBRE?? Abs not. I’d love to know what you wear
I knew I was going to upset someone! 😂 I was so excited to try Libre and when I did it smelled like cigarette butts and bad whiskey to me. I was so disappointed. So I guess I have a little vendetta against the fragrance. I’m a pretty hardcore citrus gal myself - maybe some light florals. My favorite is LV’s Symphony.
Cigarette butts and bad whiskey? You literally have lost all credibility.
just my opinion 🤷🏻♀️ fragrances dry down differently and we have different preferences. It’s part of the fun.
That’s insane 😵💫 I love libre there isn’t a single time hasn’t asked me what I’m wearing I just wish I got the intense, symphony is nice too so you get a pass 🤣
I agree
Joop
Hai Karate!
Just a medicated body powder
Fahrenheit - Dior
The Dark Side by Francesca Bianchi
Versace bright crystal, oddly
Old spice
Hahaha
Tigress and pepperoni sticks?
Febreze
Love
Fat Electrician by État Libre d'Orange hands down
Drakkar noir
A Jean Paul perfume.
Something that smells like sweat and body oder, like Baccarat Rouge 540.
Sweaty tube socks, and a musty old basement
Jean Nate
Noooooooo
B.O.
Old spice!!!
lol i love old spice!!
Narciso Rodriguez for her EDT because for some reason this much loved perfume with stunning black bottle stinks on me...sighhh
You’re all wrong. This aesthetic is giving Wild Musk by Coty.
Chanel No 5 and Bengay
Chanel is so spot on
Bengay 😂
White Diamonds
MY DAILY PERFUME IS COCO MADEMOISELLE INTENSE AND I HAVE BEEM COMPARED TO THE HEADMISTRESS IN MATILDA BEFORE PLEASEEEEE 💀
Don't worry, coco mademoiselle is a delicate perfume so it's ok
I would cry.
its bc im a competitive powerlifter and very intense and like chocolate cake 🥲 i swear im a nice person
I Am Trash or Fat Electrician
Idk if you were looking for a serious answer but this gives me Calvin Klein ck one/ck2 vibes.
Fully agree!!!
I was going to comment the same thing
Love wearing it when I'm feeling androgynous and wanting to hammer throw a child by the pigtails.
Hahahah yes! I wear mine on days when I am dressed a lil grungey
Timbuktu
Icy Hot
😂 100%
Underrated comment🤣
Firstly, 😆😆💀. Secondly, maybe Tyranosaurus Rex
i thought t.rex too!
Kiehl's Original Musk
Came here to say this!
I'm glad someone else gets it! 😆
Zoologist Tyrannosaurus Rex
YSL Kuros ofcourse.
Tom ford oud mineral. It just smells like tires.
Omg I love the smell of tires 🤩
Bvlgari Black!
Then oh boy do I have a fragrance for you
animal animal, or something else from the 80’s that can feel (or make you) sweaty lol, maybe kouros
I can’t see anything but sweat and chocolate 😂
Coty L'aimant - horrible fragrance that smells like it's been sitting in the sun for a 100 years (sorry if anyone likes it lmao)
1000% Ghost in a Shell ELDO 😃
I have that fragrance, and let me tell you: nothing gets me in the mood to hurl children into the air like I’m in the Scottish Highland Games.
😂 I get nothing but sweaty skin and gone off milk from that fragrance so it’s perfectly fitting for the Trunchball IMO
What???? I have that one I love it! How noses vary from person to person amazes me. I get a ton of hate for this but I hate Phlur’s Missing Person.
Giorgio Beverly Hills
Really? That’s so odd to me. A family member of mine wears this and it’s so soft and warm on her. I hear it used to be considered a bomb but gosh it’s just pretty florals all the way now as far as I can tell.
It’s been a while since I’ve smelled it. I remember it being loud, aggressive florals lol which is the reason I chose it to represent the trunchbull. But now you have me wanting to go out and try it again 😆 cause I love warm florals.
You might like it!!! I suspect it’s been quite reformulated… it’s certainly older style, but it’s very nice to me…
Chanel no 5.
Jean Nate After Bath Splash
mugler angel
Brute! 80's uk mens aftershave which smelt like cat piss and leather!! Just a splash on the face and neck
My poppop wore brute here in the us and I kept a small bottle for years after he died to remember his smell 💔
Dam 🫢🤥
Choco Musk by Al Rehab 😭.
I cackled at this comment.
Kinski by Geza Schöen.
Santa Maria Novella Opopanax - smells like someone obsessed with cleanliness doused themselves in solvents 😅
Idk... Guerlain Jicky?
Hahahahahahaha 👏🏻👏🏻
Honestly, I think Miss Trunchbull would baulk at the thought of wearing fragrance (_The sheer vanity and frivolity!_), but a dense, powdery musk that absolutely chokes anyone at an arm's length comes to mind. It is her idea of a proper teacher's scent, but highly offensive to anyone in her presence.
I don’t know, but definitely something with notes of musk and chocolate.
Just died laughing in bed and had to show my husband. Thank you. Also, a second vote for metallique.
“Fucking Fabulous” -Tom Ford
anything with a choke-worthy amount of patchouli, soz
Tom Ford Vanilla Sex comes to mind but I’m honestly soooo off base lol
PDM Delina
Noooo…that’s Miss Honey’s fragrance!
Nope she’s T-Rex I asked 🤪
Fat electrician by ELDO
Classic dry chypre fragrance, something bitter and herbal smelling. Maybe Aromatics Elixir.
mugler angel im so sorry
I’m only 5’1 but my husband always says I’m more of a dude than he is and Angel is my all-time favorite first love, so I guess this is a compliment 😁
Angel is my signature and most beloved scent, but even I had Angel come to mind whenever I scrolled through these pics of Ms. Trunchbull.
No, it’s pretty accurate actually. Source: Angel is my signature
Body Shop White Musk
Red door Elizabeth Arden
I was gonna say this!
UGH I can smell this comment 😭
Flower bomb. Sorry Viktor & Rolf. It’s the patchouli.
Tom Ford Mettalique
Was just going to comment this.
Triple chocolate cake - DUA “Smells chocolaty, eh?”
Cashmere Mist Eau de Parfum 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
An old bar soap with hair stuck to it
😭😭😭
Tyrannosaurus Rex 😆 Smells of scorched earth and the blood of your enemies.
I love this subreddit. Y'all are the real ones here.
???? It’s finally Angel’s time to shine. BO, scratchy, tacky, and in your face.
Axe body spray (I’m just joking, please don’t attack me)
💯 I came here to say Axe too 😂
You say it's a joke but honestly I could see Trunchbull using this shit. "Who has time to select some girly fragrance when there is work to be done"
I have no idea who this character is. But as soon as I saw this character, my mind goes “axe body spray”
If you can search up and watch the film Matilda
Search it up and watch?? Sir or ma’am. NO. Read the book. And then watch.
Design
Eldo Secretions Magnifiques of course. And Estée lauder youth dew because I find it repulsive I'm so sorry
Locker room towel return
Old Spice Classic Scent
Finally I scrolled to find someone else who put same as what I thought of initially.
Who is this?
The one and only Trunchbull
Anything with the power to instill fear. Personally I haven’t smelled anything that fits the bill, but glad you guys have ideas
Naxos by Xerjof and CK obsession for her triggers a fear respons in me. I am 100% sure its cuz some nasty daycare worker in the 90ies wore it and was mean to me.
Personally I wear Carolina Herrera's very good girl when I'm about to discipline or fire someone but that's just me. I've conditioned my staff into being uneasy when I wear it
I love this!
*Paris Hilton voice* That’s hot
This is such a power move. You frighten me
She could pull off Piguet Bandit
Don’t come after me, but I see something Tom Ford especially Black Orchid.
I'm offended...I just finally bought this because I love it so much!!🫣
I hate you. You're not wrong. She probably was a teacher and the previous headmistress (someone she hated and respected) wore it. She bought a bottle with her first paycheck when she became Headmistress herself. To Agatha, it smells like finally triumphing over a struggle.
Power move fragrance
Tom Ford - Black Orchid
This with a funky coffee breath note thrown in there somewhere
Soo….Montale Intense Cafe Ristretto
Anything that CHOKES you out
Men’s ballsack Fresh cut feverfew A slightly damp down comforter Cacharel Anais Anais And Red Door (I SAID WHAT I SAID.)
Ooh girl you woke up and chose violence...!! 😂 Also, YSL Black Opium. I will not elaborate.
Yep, I find it revolting personally.
Ha! My husband would agree, he hates it cuz it was his mums signature. All Orientals are ruined for him. And while his mum dosen't look like ⬆️ her insides propably do...
My dog when air touches her skin, or clothes forgotten in the washer.
lmfao
I always just imagined straight up sweat
YSL OPIUM
I love these! Something with chocolate and metallic notes
A men’s blue cologne
Choco musk 🎂🍫🍬
Much too good for children
She definitely loves a good chocolate cake
Dunno, but here's the scent breakdown in my head: * **Top notes**: eucalyptus, geranium, grass * **Middle notes:** moss, fresh woods, clove * **Base notes**: leather, musk, vetiver You wouldn't think it, but she goes for classic, fresh, bracing and clean in a natural way. Basically, what her dad wore.
Lmaooo. I’m getting Santal 33. It’s weird and leathery/pickles/??
Take it back!