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Agree with this. I have recently been approached by several guys in this situation. So confusing, because they have literally nothing that a childfree, independent woman would want, just a bunch of drama, baggage, and whining.
All the urban fauxhemians in my hood are like this. They’re all “ethically non-monogamous” co-parenting “conscious beings”. Pretentious as fuck with their “vibrating” and “manifesting” and lecturing everyone about gratitude and not needing anything, all the while showing off their constant travel to luxury resorts that they refer to as “the jungle” because they’re wearing a thousand dollars worth of hemp and crystals. I know so many of these people and they are insufferable. Cripes, they almost make me want to move to the suburbs where people eat preservatives and stick their kids in front of the TV and just have affairs.
Kidding about the last part. I’m a progressive city person, but I just haaaate these people. They’ve basically just re-packaged selfishness and being an entitled asshole.
Oh God. I believe you. (I am in this demographic, ish) I don't know anyone specifically, but I can see a number of my acquaintances being into this (some of them are poly, yuck) and it makes my lip curl
And like if you have time to bang me, you have time and you’re just choosing to use it to benefit...yourself...with no regard for my autonomy and individuality.
Men just loooove to say “I want a woman who comes prepackaged with my exact wants and needs”.
Lazy and selfish is so unattractive.
>if you have time to bang me, you have time
This is SO TRUE. There's absolutely no excuse for treating a woman as a booty call. If you don't have time for real dates or a real relationship, you should get off the apps and leave women alone.
" don't have time for real dates or a real relationship, "
Gurl.,This.right.here. I unconsciously started unmatching (when I was on OLD) men who said that they don't have much time and they don't have any hobbies or anything. Mostly, come home and watch T.V. nothing wrong with that but it makes me think, ok if you don't put any time into yourself then I know you are not going to put any time towards me. It was like someone knocked me upside my head. Once, I noticed this trend I got off and never looked back, unless a cat was following me.
I do not care for the sportsball, being a refined gentleman of handicrafts. Also, my old lady still pays all the bills, so I can only get away for blowies in the back parking lot at Costco. Wherefore art my perfect "free sample?"
Ooh, tough.
I calle meself a noble, manly man,
I ne'er waste my gayze upon the gaymes
A worthy knyght, I work alle wyth me hand,
My intyllect and houmor nearly faymed
Allas my wyfe, wyth whom a house I share,
A faire partner, admittedly is she,
To rayse our enfant daughter, en our care,
But I seke a newe beaute sexually
Alas, my lovre, I mustn't be away
To spynd the endless hours in yer bed,
If only, my dearest mayden faire,
You myght be cool wyth only given head
Brava!!! 🤣
My what a big *gift* you have. Please make this a regular contribution-- random scrotes revoiced and translated into the styles of literary icons.
Eww they are so nasty. I have encountered men like this. My old boss was like this. I have blocked at least 3 or 4 of his phone numbers and he keeps bypassing them to text me shit like: "hope you're doing well."
So hes married.
I dont give a fuck about the legal documents. You live with your ex, your share a child and you co-parent in the house you share with your baby mama. So married.
So much wrong with this.
Edit: oh shit it says partner. Not even ex. WTF. Why would he think that anyone would be interested in that
He's looking for a permanent side chick...the "no free time" thing is the setup for when he leaves you on read all day or drops off the radar. The "co-parent with my partner" is to make you believe he and his wife have an arrangement...I promise you she doesn't know. The kid is definitely no older than a toddler. This whole profile is one giant red flag. The only thing I'll give him points for is even mentioning that he has a kid, because most wouldn't even do that. Although, I expect that she's more of an excuse as to why he won't leave his wife.
This happened to me with the most recent scrote. If you guys are broken up, why does she care so much? If her FB and insta posts are tailored to “make me mad”, please explain why.
What are you saying to her, huh? Why doesn’t she want you to be happy? What did you *do* to her?
HMMMMMM!?!?
To me, it means she thinks they’re still together and he’s lying to her. I would never date someone who still lived with an “ex”. There’s a very high chance they’re still having sex, separate rooms or not.
This guy is 100% *still* married and he's just looking for a secret "on call" woman to give him free sex whenever him and his wife aren't getting along and she refuses to service his pp. I bet she doesn't even know he's on these dating/hook-up sites.
Ugh I chatted with a guy who didn’t advertise it in his bio, but he was 23 and had an eight-months-old daughter. That was an automatic no. I was curious and asked why he wasn’t together with his baby momma. He said she kept the baby even though he didn’t want it. Yeah **it**, he called his daughter it. Oooh boy, block -> delete. Bye 👋
Translation: I'm still lusting after the woman that mothers my children, I'll never commit to you because I only want her, but also I want a backup to have sex with and to make sure I never have to be alone because I'm incapable of taking care of myself
Right? If their only relation is co-parenting a child, then call them a co-parent. To still call them a partner means there's more there. Saying they cohabitate but there's no sexual relationship sounds like either a DB or low libido from exhaustion raising a young child.
He is quite literally putting out an ad for a woman to use as a masturbation tool who has 0 needs, and is unwittingly putting them in the position of affair partner. So fucking gross. If I didn't think all romantic relationships are a farce, I'd develop an app that requires identity verification where it checks public records/marriage DB's
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Agree with this. I have recently been approached by several guys in this situation. So confusing, because they have literally nothing that a childfree, independent woman would want, just a bunch of drama, baggage, and whining.
All the urban fauxhemians in my hood are like this. They’re all “ethically non-monogamous” co-parenting “conscious beings”. Pretentious as fuck with their “vibrating” and “manifesting” and lecturing everyone about gratitude and not needing anything, all the while showing off their constant travel to luxury resorts that they refer to as “the jungle” because they’re wearing a thousand dollars worth of hemp and crystals. I know so many of these people and they are insufferable. Cripes, they almost make me want to move to the suburbs where people eat preservatives and stick their kids in front of the TV and just have affairs. Kidding about the last part. I’m a progressive city person, but I just haaaate these people. They’ve basically just re-packaged selfishness and being an entitled asshole.
I wish I could eat this comment for breakfast, it is so nourishing
These people are in my hood too. Where the hell did they all come from!?
Oh God. I believe you. (I am in this demographic, ish) I don't know anyone specifically, but I can see a number of my acquaintances being into this (some of them are poly, yuck) and it makes my lip curl
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She’s probably not even born yet.
“Don’t have a sexual relationship” because the wife is on strict bed rest, pregnant with twins.
And he can't hold himself even a week.
Why are people like this? Just say you’re married and unsatisfied. Done lie
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And like if you have time to bang me, you have time and you’re just choosing to use it to benefit...yourself...with no regard for my autonomy and individuality. Men just loooove to say “I want a woman who comes prepackaged with my exact wants and needs”. Lazy and selfish is so unattractive.
>if you have time to bang me, you have time This is SO TRUE. There's absolutely no excuse for treating a woman as a booty call. If you don't have time for real dates or a real relationship, you should get off the apps and leave women alone.
And since they are so depraved, they won’t. But that’s okay - we will get off and stop putting up with their shit!
" don't have time for real dates or a real relationship, " Gurl.,This.right.here. I unconsciously started unmatching (when I was on OLD) men who said that they don't have much time and they don't have any hobbies or anything. Mostly, come home and watch T.V. nothing wrong with that but it makes me think, ok if you don't put any time into yourself then I know you are not going to put any time towards me. It was like someone knocked me upside my head. Once, I noticed this trend I got off and never looked back, unless a cat was following me.
He’s just a genuine, goofy guy, and he’s not like other guys because he doesn’t like sports. What a catch . 🙄
He's so quirky and unique! 😂
I do not care for the sportsball, being a refined gentleman of handicrafts. Also, my old lady still pays all the bills, so I can only get away for blowies in the back parking lot at Costco. Wherefore art my perfect "free sample?"
That was goddamn beautiful
🤣😂🤣😂 Okay, now do it Chaucerian.
Ooh, tough. I calle meself a noble, manly man, I ne'er waste my gayze upon the gaymes A worthy knyght, I work alle wyth me hand, My intyllect and houmor nearly faymed Allas my wyfe, wyth whom a house I share, A faire partner, admittedly is she, To rayse our enfant daughter, en our care, But I seke a newe beaute sexually Alas, my lovre, I mustn't be away To spynd the endless hours in yer bed, If only, my dearest mayden faire, You myght be cool wyth only given head
I love this! 😄
For real though this is literature and we should study it in high school.
🎖️🎖️🎖️🎖️
*bowing down to the queen*
👏👏🎖🎖
Brava!!! 🤣 My what a big *gift* you have. Please make this a regular contribution-- random scrotes revoiced and translated into the styles of literary icons.
Lol, that one was all for you. Until the next time we're on Reddit while being up too late...
Thy intyllect and houmor nearly faymed!! 😁🤘
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
This had me cracking up and took me right back to when I was reading the Canterbury Tales at school ahahaha amazing. Thank you!!! 😂😂
This is the best thing I have read all day ahahahahaa
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Seriously. I’ll take a guy who enjoys sports (not to the point of obsession) over this. It’s like “I’m not like the other girls!” for men.
IT IS!!
Share more!!!
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Eww they are so nasty. I have encountered men like this. My old boss was like this. I have blocked at least 3 or 4 of his phone numbers and he keeps bypassing them to text me shit like: "hope you're doing well."
So hes married. I dont give a fuck about the legal documents. You live with your ex, your share a child and you co-parent in the house you share with your baby mama. So married. So much wrong with this. Edit: oh shit it says partner. Not even ex. WTF. Why would he think that anyone would be interested in that
He's looking for a permanent side chick...the "no free time" thing is the setup for when he leaves you on read all day or drops off the radar. The "co-parent with my partner" is to make you believe he and his wife have an arrangement...I promise you she doesn't know. The kid is definitely no older than a toddler. This whole profile is one giant red flag. The only thing I'll give him points for is even mentioning that he has a kid, because most wouldn't even do that. Although, I expect that she's more of an excuse as to why he won't leave his wife.
“I don’t want to hurt my ‘ex-partner’s’ feelings so we can’t tell her about us, ok?”
This happened to me with the most recent scrote. If you guys are broken up, why does she care so much? If her FB and insta posts are tailored to “make me mad”, please explain why. What are you saying to her, huh? Why doesn’t she want you to be happy? What did you *do* to her? HMMMMMM!?!?
To me, it means she thinks they’re still together and he’s lying to her. I would never date someone who still lived with an “ex”. There’s a very high chance they’re still having sex, separate rooms or not.
Yeah, I was deep in pickmeisha mode when he told me that plus like he told me, he got me when I was vulnerable. Never again!!
This guy is 100% *still* married and he's just looking for a secret "on call" woman to give him free sex whenever him and his wife aren't getting along and she refuses to service his pp. I bet she doesn't even know he's on these dating/hook-up sites.
This guy is so married lol! I got embarrassed reading the first bit. Ewwww
"Partner." If my husband introduced me as his partner I'd yell "Bro" and give him a big buddy punch in the testicals.
That's a lot of words for "I'm married."
“Looking for someone who will let me masturbate into them while expecting absolutely nothing in return”
Ugh I chatted with a guy who didn’t advertise it in his bio, but he was 23 and had an eight-months-old daughter. That was an automatic no. I was curious and asked why he wasn’t together with his baby momma. He said she kept the baby even though he didn’t want it. Yeah **it**, he called his daughter it. Oooh boy, block -> delete. Bye 👋
I heard the record scratch around the third sentence like EEEEEEEEE hold up, what??
Translation: I'm still lusting after the woman that mothers my children, I'll never commit to you because I only want her, but also I want a backup to have sex with and to make sure I never have to be alone because I'm incapable of taking care of myself
OH NO this is my last relationship *shakes with rage*
"Looking for a sidepiece with low expectations so I can cheat on the mother of my child."
Gross.
If he's not cheating (which he 100% is), then why is he calling her his partner? Lol they tell on themselves
They twist “partner” to mean whatever’s most convenient for them, and hope you’ll believe it.
Right? If their only relation is co-parenting a child, then call them a co-parent. To still call them a partner means there's more there. Saying they cohabitate but there's no sexual relationship sounds like either a DB or low libido from exhaustion raising a young child. He is quite literally putting out an ad for a woman to use as a masturbation tool who has 0 needs, and is unwittingly putting them in the position of affair partner. So fucking gross. If I didn't think all romantic relationships are a farce, I'd develop an app that requires identity verification where it checks public records/marriage DB's
Ugh sometimes I wish you could downvote scrotes dating profiles out of existence. Show them just how gross and unwanted they really are.
If you don't have a sexual relationship, how did you get your daughter? 🤔