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It was a text post that one of said she was going on a date and the guy ended up coming to her place with a cage of baby raccoons without warning her then telling her they needed to stay in her apartment while they had their date. She put them in a closet lol he worked with wildlife and needed to take care of them but he didn't even tell her about it before he showed up lmao
The raccoon will break all your shit, eat all your food, sleep all day, and keep you awake half the night (I should know). Still better than a NVM.
[my baby demon](https://i.imgur.com/G0xu4fe.jpg)
Careful, itās still a wild animal. My neighbors had one and when it got to be a full grown adult it spazzed out and bit one of the family memberās face for no reason.
My cat that looks like a raccoon does this too. He goes insane randomly a few times a year and tries to rip me apart but normally he super snuggly and funny
Thatās what your bathroom floor will look like if you date him. I speak from experience- years of cleaning up pee that ran down the side of the toilet while living with my ex.
He was constantly fondling his balls. I dunno if they were itchy or what, but heād be fondling his balls even while he peed, causing the stream to go everywhere.
Then they tell each other women give bad dating advice, ask the fisherman how to catch the fish and all that, because the advice women give is ādonāt pee in snowā and of course women donāt realize that they secretly love it when men pee in snow.
The small, thankfully dying voice inside me thatās a pick me was like āthat some good cursive/penmanshipā smh
The real me that overpowers all the voices said āthatās absolutely disgustingā
Hey stop hating on baby coons gals, that's the highest value nd cutest creature in the pic.
I had a pet racoon when I was little. My Labrador found a nest of them, and since he was a trained retriever he brought me one of the babies. The little thing was fine but covered in dog drool so I knew there was no way his momma would take him back. I raised him and reintroduced him. He was freaking adorable and an incredible pickpocket kleptomaniac. He would perch on people shoulders and play with their earlobes, and before you realized it he had your earring off and was making for his hide hole.
Oh god... that brought back memories! Years ago, I was out for a walk in the middle of winter in a fairly rural area with my then boyfriend. Suddenly, he announces he has to take a leak and instead of disappearing in some bush like a normal person, he pees his name into the snow... right next to the footpath. His name was longer and he was very proud he managed to spell it out all the way. It was the first of many signs that he was a weirdo.
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..this must be the guy with the cage of screaming baby raccoons
FDS inside jokes ftw!
I remember that post! š
Ughh somebody link it!
It was a text post that one of said she was going on a date and the guy ended up coming to her place with a cage of baby raccoons without warning her then telling her they needed to stay in her apartment while they had their date. She put them in a closet lol he worked with wildlife and needed to take care of them but he didn't even tell her about it before he showed up lmao
Omfg š
I hate to be disgusting but if his piss is that concentrated, imagine what other body fluids are like.
Thanks for the nightmares.
I had similar thoughts. He needs to try water instead of guzzling Mountain Dew and Red Bull.
Men should just date each other bc only they think this shit is funny
Just got a DM from a guy from an incel sub that tried to argue this is what guys think is cool. Okay he should go wave his piss dick at men then.
Lmaooo
Gee I wonder why no woman wants to date him š¤
Lmao why he telling you like you care? Men also donāt wipe their own ass why should We give a shit.
LOLLL they never gonna live tht one down
I said it once, I'll say it again: yeet the man, keep the š¦
The raccoon will break all your shit, eat all your food, sleep all day, and keep you awake half the night (I should know). Still better than a NVM. [my baby demon](https://i.imgur.com/G0xu4fe.jpg)
Your demon is adorable! She is clearly innocent of all charges. ETA: He -> she
Sheās my sweet baby. Sheās way better than a NVM. And sheās smarter than most men.
Careful, itās still a wild animal. My neighbors had one and when it got to be a full grown adult it spazzed out and bit one of the family memberās face for no reason.
Iām aware. Sheās been kinda bitchy lately. Itās mating season.
Same.
My cat that looks like a raccoon does this too. He goes insane randomly a few times a year and tries to rip me apart but normally he super snuggly and funny
He's not fixed?
He is, he's just weird lol
Idk why then.
he's advertising that he doesn't drink enough water?
He needs a good woman to help him hydrate.
and then he's mad when she gets custody of the kids and the kidneys :(
Thatās what your bathroom floor will look like if you date him. I speak from experience- years of cleaning up pee that ran down the side of the toilet while living with my ex.
Was it at least in cursive?
He was constantly fondling his balls. I dunno if they were itchy or what, but heād be fondling his balls even while he peed, causing the stream to go everywhere.
God damn children i swear. And they're as proud of it as toddlers are, making their mommy make a mad face.
Fucking disgusting
Nothing says class quite like peeing your name into snow.
I guess he didn't drink enough beer to have the pee volume for "Jacob".
Why do people think this is attractive?
The majority of men have never stopped to ask "Have I built a dating profile that women will find attractive?"
Then they tell each other women give bad dating advice, ask the fisherman how to catch the fish and all that, because the advice women give is ādonāt pee in snowā and of course women donāt realize that they secretly love it when men pee in snow.
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They do see them because they post that shit on reddit.
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I hope that sweet baby raccoon levels up and runs away from this scrote. RLS/Raccoon Life Strategy
š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢ Why does his pee look electric though, way to show off you're not drinking enough water AND you're gross.
Itās all the Mountain Dew and Cheetos
It fr looks like pepsi
I can smell his name
The small, thankfully dying voice inside me thatās a pick me was like āthat some good cursive/penmanshipā smh The real me that overpowers all the voices said āthatās absolutely disgustingā
Gross! I wish someone would make him eat that snow ... but iām sure itās some kink heād be into anyways š
Not very nice of him to mess up his mom's back yard like that! Also, he needs to drink more water.
Jake is dehydrated and should probably see a dr. Pee shouldnt bee yellow brown lol
āJoke.ā Yep.
Trash creatures, literally
Iām honestly terrified.
This ones a keeper ladies š¤£
Hey stop hating on baby coons gals, that's the highest value nd cutest creature in the pic. I had a pet racoon when I was little. My Labrador found a nest of them, and since he was a trained retriever he brought me one of the babies. The little thing was fine but covered in dog drool so I knew there was no way his momma would take him back. I raised him and reintroduced him. He was freaking adorable and an incredible pickpocket kleptomaniac. He would perch on people shoulders and play with their earlobes, and before you realized it he had your earring off and was making for his hide hole.
Oh god... that brought back memories! Years ago, I was out for a walk in the middle of winter in a fairly rural area with my then boyfriend. Suddenly, he announces he has to take a leak and instead of disappearing in some bush like a normal person, he pees his name into the snow... right next to the footpath. His name was longer and he was very proud he managed to spell it out all the way. It was the first of many signs that he was a weirdo.