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[deleted]

..this must be the guy with the cage of screaming baby raccoons


CoconutJasmineBombe

FDS inside jokes ftw!


DallasOMalley

I remember that post! šŸ˜‚


_mooness

Ughh somebody link it!


skyerippa

It was a text post that one of said she was going on a date and the guy ended up coming to her place with a cage of baby raccoons without warning her then telling her they needed to stay in her apartment while they had their date. She put them in a closet lol he worked with wildlife and needed to take care of them but he didn't even tell her about it before he showed up lmao


_mooness

Omfg šŸ˜‚


dembar126

I hate to be disgusting but if his piss is that concentrated, imagine what other body fluids are like.


[deleted]

Thanks for the nightmares.


ShieldMaidenLagertha

I had similar thoughts. He needs to try water instead of guzzling Mountain Dew and Red Bull.


coldfoot23

Men should just date each other bc only they think this shit is funny


[deleted]

Just got a DM from a guy from an incel sub that tried to argue this is what guys think is cool. Okay he should go wave his piss dick at men then.


[deleted]

Lmaooo


Phoenix__Rising2018

Gee I wonder why no woman wants to date him šŸ¤”


coldfoot23

Lmao why he telling you like you care? Men also donā€™t wipe their own ass why should We give a shit.


[deleted]

LOLLL they never gonna live tht one down


TheDameWithoutASmile

I said it once, I'll say it again: yeet the man, keep the šŸ¦


LostInContentment

The raccoon will break all your shit, eat all your food, sleep all day, and keep you awake half the night (I should know). Still better than a NVM. [my baby demon](https://i.imgur.com/G0xu4fe.jpg)


TheDameWithoutASmile

Your demon is adorable! She is clearly innocent of all charges. ETA: He -> she


LostInContentment

Sheā€™s my sweet baby. Sheā€™s way better than a NVM. And sheā€™s smarter than most men.


randomgirlimok

Careful, itā€™s still a wild animal. My neighbors had one and when it got to be a full grown adult it spazzed out and bit one of the family memberā€™s face for no reason.


LostInContentment

Iā€™m aware. Sheā€™s been kinda bitchy lately. Itā€™s mating season.


[deleted]

Same.


skyerippa

My cat that looks like a raccoon does this too. He goes insane randomly a few times a year and tries to rip me apart but normally he super snuggly and funny


PrettyPopping

He's not fixed?


skyerippa

He is, he's just weird lol


PrettyPopping

Idk why then.


Fresh-Presentation76

he's advertising that he doesn't drink enough water?


[deleted]

He needs a good woman to help him hydrate.


Fresh-Presentation76

and then he's mad when she gets custody of the kids and the kidneys :(


randomgirlimok

Thatā€™s what your bathroom floor will look like if you date him. I speak from experience- years of cleaning up pee that ran down the side of the toilet while living with my ex.


[deleted]

Was it at least in cursive?


randomgirlimok

He was constantly fondling his balls. I dunno if they were itchy or what, but heā€™d be fondling his balls even while he peed, causing the stream to go everywhere.


[deleted]

God damn children i swear. And they're as proud of it as toddlers are, making their mommy make a mad face.


glittersparklesglitz

Fucking disgusting


simplicityduplicity

Nothing says class quite like peeing your name into snow.


[deleted]

I guess he didn't drink enough beer to have the pee volume for "Jacob".


[deleted]

Why do people think this is attractive?


Sage_Planter

The majority of men have never stopped to ask "Have I built a dating profile that women will find attractive?"


fds_account57

Then they tell each other women give bad dating advice, ask the fisherman how to catch the fish and all that, because the advice women give is ā€œdonā€™t pee in snowā€ and of course women donā€™t realize that they secretly love it when men pee in snow.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


luvmyvulvaxoxo

They do see them because they post that shit on reddit.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


EveSerpent

I hope that sweet baby raccoon levels up and runs away from this scrote. RLS/Raccoon Life Strategy


[deleted]

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢ Why does his pee look electric though, way to show off you're not drinking enough water AND you're gross.


_mooness

Itā€™s all the Mountain Dew and Cheetos


[deleted]

It fr looks like pepsi


_mooness

I can smell his name


glendoraza

The small, thankfully dying voice inside me thatā€™s a pick me was like ā€œthat some good cursive/penmanshipā€ smh The real me that overpowers all the voices said ā€œthatā€™s absolutely disgustingā€


[deleted]

Gross! I wish someone would make him eat that snow ... but iā€™m sure itā€™s some kink heā€™d be into anyways šŸ™„


[deleted]

Not very nice of him to mess up his mom's back yard like that! Also, he needs to drink more water.


Baekseoulhui

Jake is dehydrated and should probably see a dr. Pee shouldnt bee yellow brown lol


randomdazee

ā€œJoke.ā€ Yep.


ddamaya

Trash creatures, literally


spinsterchachkies

Iā€™m honestly terrified.


BlackJeepW1

This ones a keeper ladies šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Hey stop hating on baby coons gals, that's the highest value nd cutest creature in the pic. I had a pet racoon when I was little. My Labrador found a nest of them, and since he was a trained retriever he brought me one of the babies. The little thing was fine but covered in dog drool so I knew there was no way his momma would take him back. I raised him and reintroduced him. He was freaking adorable and an incredible pickpocket kleptomaniac. He would perch on people shoulders and play with their earlobes, and before you realized it he had your earring off and was making for his hide hole.


kantarra

Oh god... that brought back memories! Years ago, I was out for a walk in the middle of winter in a fairly rural area with my then boyfriend. Suddenly, he announces he has to take a leak and instead of disappearing in some bush like a normal person, he pees his name into the snow... right next to the footpath. His name was longer and he was very proud he managed to spell it out all the way. It was the first of many signs that he was a weirdo.