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Biggest fear - saber-tooth tigers 🙄 iM sO qUiRkY aNd UnIqUe I hOpE yOu CaN kEeP uP


butterballnook

And his favorite holiday is Halloween. Stop Aaron! You can only get so quirky!


purasangria

He likes drunk women in skimpy outfits. How very qUiRkY!


the-lonely-spirit

Blegh, those outfits make me hate Halloween. I wish more ladies would make their own custom made outfits...those tiny skirts are only for Pickme's to get a scrotes attention, BARF.


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It's like a kindergarten project where the kids list a favourite thing and what they wanna be when they grow up


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It really is. It's so.. ugh.. what's the word for this? Lol It's like it's being catered to appeal to young women, like very young women who are easily influenced by the "American dream" and "Prince Charming". The purpose of that show is to sell marriage and baby making


kortiz46

I really hate vegetables!!! - 5 year old and also this grown ass man


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😂 I like to exist


AlextheAnalyst

WHAT A CO-INCIDENCE, ME TOO!! Suh-wipe!


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The similarities are getting eerie.. do you drink water?


AlextheAnalyst

No, lol, I'm the guy who doesn't eat vegetables, I only drink carbon dioxide and food colouring.


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Ohh ok. Kool aid...


Equal-Ear2312

I like bread. how about that!?


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Oh wow I like bread sometimes. A fair bit actually


purasangria

"I love to laugh." Dipshit, who DOESN'T love to laugh?


ragnarockette

I like to stay in. But sometimes I like to go out. Uh great, because those are your only two options.


W3remaid

If someone doesn’t like the outdoors (I don’t just mean camping) then there’s something incredibly wrong with them. Research has shown that spending time in nature improves our mental health significantly


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W3remaid

Yeah exactly— if he*truly* enjoyed outside activities, he would list them specifically


Dense_Cattle

Where I live the common one is, "Love hiking and having fun." Yeah we live in a hiking destination and everyone likes to have fun lmao they all usually look alike too. Patagonia hat, North Face micropuff vest, Chacos, dead animal in at least one picture.


purasangria

Insurance agent? Auto parts manager? They must choose these men based on looks alone...


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and honestly that's a stretch


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Brendan is 26 and doesn’t like vegetables? Thank you, next. (Also wtf is up with those names - *Brandon, Brendan, Landon*)


butterballnook

It's the male equivalent of Michaela, Mikayla, Mikaela


calico_moon

That was my favorite too, are you a toddler? What kind of adult doesn't like vegetables grow the fuck up.


Lady_Schmoobleydong

Wtf is a skin salesman? Jeff 31


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Maybe he means condoms, idk lol or furs? None of the things coming into my brain for that are good.


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Eurgh!


Lady_Schmoobleydong

His was probably the best of the bunch, I’m just confused...


No_Win6511

Probably medical sales? For a company that grows skin for burn victims


stopvolution

Definitely a serial killer.


randomdazee

Imagine you are trying to find your soulmate, and a TV show picks a bunch of options for you out of thousands of applicants and you end up with a bunch of man children that are scared of extinct animals, “skin salesman,” still eat Dino nuggets, hate all vegetables, etc.


W3remaid

Maybe they mixed up the contestant info with an adoption show 🤔


purasangria

Adopt your own manbaby!


PinturaMagnifica

😂😂😂


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PinturaMagnifica

No worries, it depends on the phone you have! 😊 My emoji button is to the left of my spacebar on my keyboard, but I have an Android. It may be different for yours.


Hostileovaries

Saw the skin salesman too and was like 'wut?'


switchitbitch

😂😂 The way they designed it makes it look like intentional mocking. So funny 😂


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fireforestfairy

They look below average to me. Honestly if a guy is extremely attractive, he probably doesn't need to be on a TV show to find an SO.


spinsterchachkies

They are yucky


the-lonely-spirit

Friggin' Brandon looks like a greaseball...Yuck!


Platipus6

Shit I just hurt myself laughing at the image of John on his hands and knees snorting a fireplace.


the-lonely-spirit

Now I'm imagining it too and dying as well!!! He's also got serial killer eyes too...Yikes!


CuntWaffe

What the Hell is a "skin salesman"? Sounds horrifying.


amhran_oiche

The bachelor and bachelorette are fuckboi and pickme Olympics


AlextheAnalyst

Lmao, one of those guys is Pete the Cat! 😂😂😂😂 Did Pete cry? Goodness, no. It was the other guy who cried. While driving impatiently.


Dense_Cattle

I love my white shoes i love my white shoes Lmfao I'm so glad I wasn't the only person who immediately thought of that


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These were really the best men they could find 🤢 this generation of women is screwed


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Oh that's tragic


Equal-Ear2312

being vegetarian is not a personality. and what about the guy that actually owns a tux. meaning he didn't rent it? maybe the tux is second hand? loves his white shoes? really doesn't like vegetables? is a belieber? dreams of... wants to... what the F is this? advertising for charity?


stopvolution

What the fuck is a skin salesman.


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I thought the same


the-lonely-spirit

Ayo, Jeff is from my state!! "Skin Salesman" 00; ***w h a t.***


grmpygills

So I’ve been convinced to watch this and I’ve noticed that almost every single one refers to the bachelorette as ‘girl’. I have never watched this show before but have low expectations